who TRUEneet here?

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Anonymous Mon Mar 31 07:58:48 2014 No.12008249 [Reply] [Original]

who TRUEneet here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 08:04:48 2014 No.12008266 File: 26 KB, 509x459, 1342876375013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I had an onii-chan to spoil me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 09:11:42 2014 No.12008406 >>12008249 Please lay out the qualifications for being a TRUEneet. Additionally, if you could explain the steps one can take to reach TRUEneetism, it would be appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 10:32:38 2014 No.12008524 File: 135 KB, 464x732, 1396276341836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12008406 you work you lose

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 10:35:22 2014 No.12008533 File: 1.33 MB, 1007x1132, 1393123545327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/03/06/national/chiba-man-arrested-for-kashiwa-street-killing/#.Uzl8zvldVS9

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 10:46:37 2014 No.12008553 File: 573 KB, 886x498, Picture1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 10:59:53 2014 No.12008570

>>12008406

Don't work, don't study, don't enrol in any form of training. Don't even try to improve yourself or your situation in anyway.

Accept that your living conditions are likely only going to get worse, until you die alone and unwanted, grieved by no one expect maybe that strange person who added you on Skype one day out of nowhere, who is most certainly masturbating at least once a day to your [cute little anime girl] profile picture.

So enjoy the moment, with Sadpanda, erotic games and /jp/.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:19:44 2014 No.12008570,1 [INTERNAL]

>>12008406
-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Additional message] Please ignore falseNEETs who try to plant doubt in your minds. This is and forever will be the truNEET golden rule, those who disagree don't belong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:26:53 2014 No.12008634 >>12008570 >[cute little anime girl] profile picture How did you know?!

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:43:15 2014 No.12008634,1 [INTERNAL]

>>12008570,1
I study in university and work 10 hours a week. Whatcha gonna do about it, weeb? NEETs were officially banned from /jp/ the moment your disgusting threads were banned. You are the ones who do not belong here. Vacate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 13:28:47 2014 No.12008959 janitor is unsure whether to delete this.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:00:05 2014 No.12009149

>>12008266
I have a onii-chan. It's the greasy perverted neet otaku kind but he's such a nice person. I'm a fuggen huge tomboi trying hard to be a kawaii yaoiz uke but i dress up like a cute loli just for him. i also act tsun with him a bit. nothing sexual though,we have a gf and a bf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:04:35 2014 No.12009153 >>12009149 We're both neet as well. >mfw that feel when no money for anything >mfw i'm still young,being 18 but looking like 14

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:25:06 2014 No.12009153,1 [INTERNAL]

>>12008634,1
>I study in university

Stopped reading there because I knew the rest of your post would be the usual eternal underaged frustration shitposting. Maybe one day they'll invent a time machine so you can not be forever underaged and a perma-newfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 16:46:49 2014 No.12009153,2 >>12008634,1 >work 10 hours a week You're pathetic even by normalfag standards

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 16:48:48 2014 No.12009384 File: 281 KB, 637x900, 1392697693210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fatNEET here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 16:53:33 2014 No.12009387 >>12009384 I fatNEET here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 17:05:17 2014 No.12009413 I am literally a NEET

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 17:08:47 2014 No.12009423 if any NEETs want to join our skype NEET support group add malik5950 on skype

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 17:11:17 2014 No.12009426 >>12009423 maligggggggggggg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 17:18:17 2014 No.12009441 I just play my music whenever I feel like it and people throw money at me, does that count?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 17:20:02 2014 No.12009444 >>12008570 thank god i stopped being truNEET long ago, now i can buy all i want and take it easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 17:23:47 2014 No.12009452 File: 199 KB, 617x576, 1393550611250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really hate those threads full of fake NEETs. Good riddance that Janny is deleting them on sight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 17:35:02 2014 No.12009481 Hikikomori here. I only go out to see the doctor and I'm malnourished. I eat one tiny meal, every day. I do snack on peanuts and raisins, that's all though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 17:46:03 2014 No.12009505 >>12009153 mfw your feels are epic :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 17:48:17 2014 No.12009508 oh hell yeah neet thread today im going to eat ice cream and drink tea and i dont know what i want for dinner

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 17:57:47 2014 No.12009525 >>12009508 same here dude but I'm not a NEET I'm gonna make bourbon ice cream milk shakes tonight now that's a man's drink

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:04:47 2014 No.12009530 >>12009423 help me come up with a skype username

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:08:47 2014 No.12009531 File: 74 KB, 660x440, 1899234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought meido killed all the NEETs. RIP Sudo at least you probably became delicious bacon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:08:47 2014 No.12009532 File: 26 KB, 763x562, shittyjsfuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12008533

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:08:47 2014 No.12009533 >>12009525 god what the fuck that is a disgusting drink this is just ice cream

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:10:02 2014 No.12009534
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>>12009533
There's nothing disgusting about it I've got premium grade ice cream no corn syrup and gonna make my own choicolate sauce from this guide on the internet. It's the NEET's adult beverage of choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:12:02 2014 No.12009538 >>12009534 no thats fucking sick you cant even pretend youre sharing that with a loli because thats illegal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:23:02 2014 No.12009554 >>12009538 what if you wanted to get the loli drunk then it's perfect you can barely taste the alcohol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:23:32 2014 No.12009552 File: 94 KB, 600x358, neet-dead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12008533 The media is doing a good job sensationalizing NEETs as dangerous murderers. Maybe one day they'll be rounding them up into chain gangs or sticking them in camps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:27:04 2014 No.12009563 >>12009423 Your profile picture doesnt make you look like a neet. Are you really malik5950?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:28:19 2014 No.12009564 File: 63 KB, 450x450, 1390038256356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12008249 What is with all this blonde half-foreigner stuff?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:29:49 2014 No.12009568 >>12009554 you seem like a rapist

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:33:49 2014 No.12009573 File: 564 KB, 1273x900, 1395346825072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fatNEET feel when the bowls in your house are too small so you have to go up and down the stairs to get refills

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:40:49 2014 No.12009589 File: 50 KB, 300x300, 1395265683764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not participating on glorious wizardchan instead posting here where the thread gets deleted in short amount of time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:54:49 2014 No.12009630 >>12009573 >you will never have a soft bodied oneesan to spoil you or refill your bowl of slop for you why is life so unfair?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:58:04 2014 No.12009638 >>12009568 I'm not a rapist. Do you want to join our skype support group?

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:58:20 2014 No.12009636
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>>12009630
Maybe you did something real shitty in your past life if you believe in that stuff? Or maybe life will make it up to you for the shit treatment so far later? When the reality hits you though...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:00:49 2014 No.12009644 >>12009638 Nobody said you're actually a rapist, but you went ahead and denied you being one. Care to explain?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:04:05 2014 No.12009658 >>12009644 Forget about I said it bro. I don't do rape. Lolis in particular.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:04:34 2014 No.12009657 Who neat NEET here?

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:05:34 2014 No.12009660

>>12009589
As if Wizardchan wasn't overmoderated as well. But really, the Wizard part is just a joke that for some reason is still enforced. Lots of repressed desire to talk about relationshit there although lots of them are really just wizards by choice. All functional and successful enough EETs to get a hooker or pay-for-relationship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:07:22 2014 No.12009668 File: 41 KB, 477x427, nudeln.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blow your own brains out or quit whining and get back to work. One or the other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:07:22 2014 No.12009670 File: 411 KB, 827x1169, 1396307237305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can I get a loli to let me choose her clothes for her? How can I get her to let me dress her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:22:37 2014 No.12009704 If only ZUN!bar was here...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:31:56 2014 No.12009728 >>12009704 What about Sudo, Moetron and Arc?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:45:13 2014 No.12009753 >>12009728 I am unironically happy that Sudo finally killed himself. He shit up /jp/ too much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:50:43 2014 No.12009760 >>12009534 Why is he still on IRC then if he dead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:55:43 2014 No.12009772 There was a fakeNEET on earlier then someone called him out and he started throwing a huge temper tantrum Thats what he gets for being a fakeNEET

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:55:43 2014 No.12009771 >>12009481 > I do snack on peanuts and raisins, that's all though. I bet you even crack the blinds to let a little light in. FalsHIKI pls go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 20:03:58 2014 No.12009792 Says they're a truNEET "Like yeah I fucking hate my job and Casey can be such a dick" -Fake NEET Girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 20:07:09 2014 No.12009792,1 What the actual fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 21:13:37 2014 No.12009792,2 >>12009792,1 do you want to join my skype support group?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 21:31:57 2014 No.12009792,3 Wish I had a NEET gf... Wish I had a gf.......

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:18:48 2014 No.12009792,4 >>12009792,3 I wish I had a loli girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:25:02 2014 No.12009792,5 >>12009792,4 A loli gf would be fine too.. Any gf would be good......

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:33:29 2014 No.12009792,6 I wish I had a cuteslav gf http://imgur.com/a/RzVqo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:36:13 2014 No.12009792,7 no /jp/boy bf...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:36:53 2014 No.12009792,8 >>12009792,6 >slav >cute green one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:42:22 2014 No.12009792,9 >>12009792,7 This is a hetero board, fuck off to /ota/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:12:15 2014 No.12009792,10 >>12009792,9 I could probably seduce you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:19:21 2014 No.12009792,11 >>12009792,10 Just try it, I'm not dickslirping boifag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:20:24 2014 No.12009792,12 >>12009792,6 God damn every single time, this girl is extremely cute.

Anonymous Tue Apr 1 10:56:48 2014 No.12009792,13 [INTERNAL]

You have been banned from /jp/ for posting >>12009554, a violation of Rule 1:

Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to light and visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia, Touhou Project, doujin works and music, and diverse niche Japanese interests (kigurumi, idols, mahjong, tea).

gimme a break

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 11:01:11 2014 No.12009792,14 >>12009792,13 as requested, here's your three-day break

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 23:05:28 2014 No.12009792,15 >>12008249 > TRUEneet KILL yourself.

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