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Aging successfully reversed in mice; human trials to begin next

>Scientists have successfully reversed the aging process in mice according to a new study just released. Human trials are to begin next, possibly before the year is over. The study was published in the peer reviewed science journal Cell after researchers from both the U.S and Australia made the breakthrough discovery. Lead researcher David Sinclair of the University of New South Wales says he is hopeful that the outcome can be reproduced in human trials. A successful result in people would mean not just a slowing down of aging but a measurable reversal.

>The study showed that after administering a certain compound to the mice, muscle degeneration and diseases caused by aging were reversed.

>The compound the mice ate resulted in their muscles becoming very toned, as if they’d been exercising. Inflammation, a key factor in many disease processes, was drastically reduced. Insulin resistance also declined dramatically and the mice had much more energy overall. Researchers say that what happened to the mice could be compared to a 60 year old person suddenly having the muscle tone and energy of someone in his or her 20s.

>> No.12006182

Wow that's really cool, Rika
Maybe we will be able to make Mion cute with it!

>> No.12006225
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Wahahaha~! Now I can be popular and lovable again!

>> No.12006239

Only costs $500,000 a year!
Sure hope compound interest, wealth inequality and immortality are a good mix.

>> No.12006260

>>12006225
FUCK YEAH~!

>> No.12006258

I hope I can afford it with my NEETbux.

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Finally, eternal and more importantly, legal loli

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>>12006175
Checked the name and found this.
>The target enzyme, SIRT1, is switched on naturally by calorie restriction and exercise, but it can also be enhanced through activators. The most common naturally-occurring activator is resveratrol, which is found in small quantities in red wine, but synthetic activators with much stronger activity are already being developed.
>naturally by calorie restriction and exercise
Taoism wins again.
We're fucked.

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12006444

Does this mean I no longer have to be a bald culture otaku?

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>>12006444
They are dead and gone bro, blame your mom for having low standards about choosing man.

>> No.12006492

>>12006444
baldness is more or less cured, there are tons of products on the market with a reasonable rate of success.

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