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Hope you nerds like last place, because Marisa and Nitori are dominating this race

>> No.11997902

Two to one says the car explodes before reaching the finish line.

>> No.11997962 [DELETED] 
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*zooms past*
Heh nothing personnel kids... Real magical girls Drive real cars, not motocycles from the 40s or some shit

>> No.11997965

ayayayayayayayayaYAYAYAYAYAYAYAyayayayayayayayayaya~....

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You call that a motorcycle?

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Ayaya

>> No.11998002 [DELETED] 

>>11997962

The WRX, sponsored by the DudeBro's night out and that guy who really believes no means yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhgMEi5aqmY&list=UUo1pShh6dtg-T_ZZkgi_JDQ

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>>11997962
*zooms paster*
Marisa is faster.

>> No.11998007,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11997962
>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 9 - Ban Evasion.

are you having a laff or what janishite?
*prepares to cycle the router yet again*

>> No.11998007,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998007,1
clear ur cookies m8

>> No.11998007,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11997962
It looks kind of like a Ural, so I'm willing to bet that it's not actually from the 40s but rather just produced using old molds and specs like some Royal Enfields. The cool thing about Urals is that some are two-wheel drive.

>> No.11998253

>>11997997
>using a smartphone with 4G

What's it's like being a closet normie?

>> No.11998257

>>11998253
its comfy as fuck

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Yuuka says step on it

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>>11998316

>> No.11998330 [DELETED] 

>>11998316
I can't drive.

>> No.11998355

I would like to go fast with Marisa!

>> No.11998355,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998316
Janny's chair squeaks in pain as he leans back settling in for the second half of his 14 hour janitoring shift. He sinks his teeth into a hot pocket as his fan blows a gentle breeze through his neckbeard. "This is the life, it was hard work but I made it to the top and will finally get the respect I deserve" he thinks to himself.

Janny refreshes /jp/ and clicks on the first thread, closely inspecting each post for signs of anime, evasion, or anything that might be of an insult to himself or his masters.

"Nothing seems to be a problem here but I better delete some posts just to be safe, I'm sure a few of these guys are ban evading, what do I have to lose." Scrolling down, he clicks on an image of Yuuka in the passenger seat of a Nissan Skyline as he takes a sip from the Miku glass his mom got him for Christmas.

Just as Janny thought "something isn't right" the image quickly shifts to Josh. Mountain dew spews from Janny's mouth and onto his keyboard. In an autistic fit he slams his ham of an arm onto the surface of his desk and swipes off 3 weeks worth of McDonald's cups in one fell swoop. Josh! Josh! Why must you Drive me to the brink of insanity?!

Thousands of miles away Josh approaches a stoplight in his BMW completely oblivious to Janny's plight as he pops a toothpick into his mouth.

>> No.11998455

My hands are a little dirty

>> No.11998455,1 [INTERNAL] 

/o/ wants to force a meme but janny won't let him

>> No.11998455,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998455,1
Why is /o/ so obsessed with /jp/ anyway? Is there some correlation between cars and Otaku culture? (apart from itasha)

>> No.11998455,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998455,2
Uhhh, no board actually gives a shit about /jp/

>> No.11998455,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998455,1
according to /o/ people /jp/ started the drive/josh thing

>> No.11998455,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998455,4
Nope. This thread is comedy gold by the way.
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/9990074/#9990442

Literally /o/ tripfags.
Apparently they went berserk after getting their shit deleted.
>>/jp/thread/11996277
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/9993526/#9993526

Filenames
>>/jp/thread/11996298
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/9990074/#9996170

You can find them squatting at #warosu circlejerking, even "josh" is a half-op, named Nakadakuto. Couldn't stand being in there longer than an hour, place is literally cancer.

>> No.11998455,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998455,5
who is steering couplers
is he behind it

>> No.11998455,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998455,6
I dunno, probably everybody deleted in that thread.

>> No.11998455,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998355,1
Good post.

>> No.11998455,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998455,5
>Literally /o/ tripfags.
I know turtletron is/was one of those faggots.

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>>11998257
Always go for maximum comfy.

>> No.11998578,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998355,1
wouldnt it be more fitting in janitor drank tea

>> No.11998578,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>/jp/thread/S11745802
http://imgur.com/ocI9ho0

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outta my way niggas

>> No.11998622,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998455,5
/jp/ started the Drive meme just not the josh part. "josh" was forced by one crossie and then low tier shitposters reposted it usually without understanding the joke

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Hey kid, ya wanna go for a ride?

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HA! You think you could outrun this babe-magnet dreadnought of mechanical engineering?

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>>11998817
Aya is 100% a man.

>> No.11999073

>>11998832
i think theyre both too much man for you to handle

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>>11997981
Awesome.

>> No.11999105,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11998455,5
josh seems like ``Trevor'' to me, I doubt he actually exists and is only a means of shitposting on /jp/. i refuse to go too any IRCs though, seems like crossie behavior.

>> No.11999105,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11999105,1
Has this crossie meme seriously trolled people into not doing anything outside of /jp/?

>> No.11999105,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11999105,1
I thought josh was trev's best mate irl

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cars/motorcycles are for normalfags who have the money to maintain and fuel them.

Id rather take the bus!

>> No.12000011,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12000011
Motorcycles aren't that expensive to maintain.

>> No.12000053 [DELETED] 

I hear motorcycles often beat cars 10 times their cost, is this true or not?

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>>11997895
*vroom vroom*

can't outrun me! da-ze~

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>>11998455
>hands dirty, gotta keep em pocketed

wouldnt this just make the insides of your pockets dirty?

I looked on the inside of my winter work gloves a while ago and the previously white fabric was stained brown with grease and dirt, really grossed me out.

>> No.12000117,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12000053
Depends. Some bikes are fast, some not so fast. My stock SV is supposed to do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds and it cost $2800, so I'm confident that it'll beat any car under $28000. It feels pretty good to pull away from some guy who's revving his car right next to you at a light.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5_92XUn8js

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>>11998832
Aya is Imizu.

>> No.12000193

do they even have any form of motorized conveyance in the human villages? or are they still in the horse drawn wagon tech period, maybe steamed power or something like that

>> No.12000235

>>12000193
The human village is small enough that this doesn't really matter. Humans can pretty much walk anywhere they need to go.

>> No.12000239

>>12000193
I'd imagine horses. Humanity is pretty concentrated in Gensokyo; no need for cars and stuff.

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>>12000193
>steamed power
>STEAMED

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I wonder who could be behind this thread...

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What's the point of getting there fast if you don't get there in STYLE?

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>>12000193
>my feelios when retard janny STEAMED AS HELL LMAOOOOOOOO

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10/10 thread.

>> No.12001896 [DELETED] 

I want to race Marisa on my bike! is just a little Honda but its pretty quick and her bike looks really old.

any other motorcycle riders on /jp/??

>> No.12001900

>>12000435
That car looks like belong to Yoshikage than them.

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bitch pls

>> No.12001971

>>12001910
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w3VFWgPmzw

>> No.12002087

>>12001910
>>12001971
I don't get it. Anyone care to explain?

>> No.12002096

>>12002087
Its an IOSYS video. What is there to get?

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