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I need watermelons

>> No.11992511
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We are the japanese goblin!

>> No.11992515

I'd drink the juice of her watermelons if you know what I mean

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I've improved your Reimu

>> No.11992551

if you lifted her by the horns, would it hurt?

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Big delicious watermelons

>> No.11992562

>>11992551
probably.
I want to know why the artists keep drawing the hair around the horns as if the horns were part of a diadem that slid over the hair.

If you shaved her head, what would it look like?

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Spoiled for slightly NSFW

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>> No.11992594

sniff

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Nice going faggot

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Taking it easy with sukia and reimu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4SJZPxGwJk

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top loli:

1. Suika

>> No.11992616

>>11992602
Is that Reimu's piggy shaped onahole behind the door?

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>>11992616
Girls don't use onaholes, why would she have one

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>>11992594
Dozo

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>> No.11992636

>>11992625
D-Domo...

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>> No.11992943

Why is her design so good? I love it so much.

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>>11992450
watermelon juice extraction.

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She seems so bright and cheerful. But I wonder if she ever gets depressed. And if not, what would make her depressed?

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>> No.11993673

>>11993655
Losing a batch of sake somehow during the brewing process.

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>> No.11993698

>>11993687
There's no goddamn feeling in the world like a cheap tallboy drunk in the shower.

Cans only, it is not okay to smash a beer bottle in the shower....

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>>11993687
Horns look pretty useful here. I bet it'd help a lot when carrying laundry. Just hang your shirts and pants on your horns and your hands will be free to carry the rest of the clothes not hung on a clothes hanger.

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Where can I get a gourd like Suika's? I want one too. A functional one, not some shit made from paper mache.

>> No.11994051

>>11993927
gourd.com

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Suika spent too much time at the Misty Lake.

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If I lived in Gensokyo I'd want Suika to be my best bud.

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>>11996035
Suika is a cool girl. Would hang out with.

>> No.11996042

>>11996035

You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

>> No.11996048

>>11996042

Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.
As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.
You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space."

>> No.11996051

>>11996048

What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.

Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

>> No.11996052

>>11996042
How did I travel 800 years into the future?

>> No.11996058

>>11996052

It's gaps, I ain't gotta explain shit.

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watermelons

>> No.11996075

I want to rape a watermelon.

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>>11996075
Go to the store and buy a watermelon.

>> No.11996683

>>11992943
After so many attempts, ZUN mastered the art of the loli.

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Would you bully Suika if you didn't have to worry about retribution?

>> No.11996733

>>11996716
Why would I bully the best Touhou?

>> No.11996739

>>11996716
Why are you obsessed with the word bully? Have you been the victim of bullying? And your only solution is to take it out on people weaker than you so that you can feel strong, disgusting.

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>>11996716
Wouldn't mind teasing her a bit.

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>>11996739
Then would you spoil Suika?

>> No.11996754

>>11996752
All the time, she is adorable and looks so hugable.

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>>11996754
Hugging her from the side looks dangerous. You might poke out an eye.

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>>11996776
Hugging her from behind might surprise her. You don't want to surprise an oni.

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>>11996779
Hugging her from the front seems like the best option. Also, please receive consent from any person you want to hug before doing so.

>> No.11996788

>>11996091
That wouldn't be rape.

>> No.11996801

1

>> No.11996818

>>11996776
>>11996779
>>11996782
I want to hug her from all sides.

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>>11996818
Would you rather hug or be hugged by her?

>> No.11996869

>>11996845
Be hugged. You made my heart jump just by thinking about it.

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>>11996869
You made my heart jump with that surprise box.

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>>11997333
fucking Aya

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>>11997333
dat slap

>> No.11997910

>>11997859
Kill yourself memefaggot.

>>11996869
And you fuck off with your spoilers.

>> No.11998715

>>11997910
Make me.

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>> No.11999644

>>11997910

seconding these requests

>> No.11999772

>>11992515
Wouldn't you technically just be drinking water?

>> No.12001156

>>11999644
>I'm a faggot.

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>> No.12002720

>>12002013
Would you buy Suika more sake?

>> No.12002728

>>12002720
No, Suika's gourd makes infinite sake
I got a bottle of water though

>> No.12002733

>>12002728
Thats good because alcohol causes dehydration

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>>12002720
If it would make her smile, yes.

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Order up

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Oni get

>> No.12005197

Thank you for "turning me on" to Suika.

>> No.12008682

Is Sukia the cutest final boss ever? I can't think of any cuter.

>> No.12008740

>>11996042
>You are a proud warrior in East Asia
Nope. I'm European. Try again.

>> No.12014243

I love Suika.

>> No.12014273

>>12008740
"In" east asia, not "From" east asia

do u even gaijin mercenary

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>>11992551

ｏｎｉ　ｓｔｒｏｎｇ．ｎｏｔ　ｈｕｒｔ　ｂｙ　ｓｕｃｈ　ｔｈｉｎｇ．

>> No.12014307

>>11996048
>and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space
I giggled

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I bet even her love taps hurt.

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Why is Suika such a bully?

>> No.12018236

I want to taste Suika's melons

>> No.12018276

>>11996051
That story is so old, and still so awful. Pooshlmer comes up with some stupid shit.

The only worse thing to post would be Kilgamayan's Reisen story. Thankfully this is not a Reisen thread.

>> No.12018294

>>12018276
>Kilgamayan's Reisen story
Is that the one where she was dead the whole time?

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