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Previous thread: >>11973970

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/fW2s2Xdi

Vendor links:
http://en-nls.com (Japan)
http://hotpowers.jp (Japan)
http://amzn.to/1dM3vkU (Japan)
http://japanshoppingservice.jp (Japan)
http://daimaoh.co.jp/ (Japan)
http://queencatadulttoys.com (CA)
http://toydemon.com (IL)
http://www.wanta.co.uk/ (UK)

Pic related: http://en-nls.com/pict1-17274?c2=12001012

>> No.11990458

>>11990448 can you provide a link to that plastic thing?

>> No.11990475

>>11990444
I hope having wanta in the OP doesn't cause anyone to buy from them
those prices are painful to look at

>> No.11990601 [DELETED] 

>>11990475
1500yen becomes 25GBP(30euro). That's just as bad as Homocha Jews (Omocha Dreams).
Toydemon is also quite the rip-off for some (most?) items. Don't support profit whores.

>> No.11990610

>>11990475
1500yen becomes 25GBP(30euro). That's just as bad as Homocha Jews (Omocha Dreams).
Toydemon is already quite bad for some (most?) items pricing-wise. Definitely don't support even worse profit whores.

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I heard that different onaholes shouldn't touch each other because they can melt each other away (incompatible oils mixing with each other or something, I dunno).

So I started wondering, am I storing my onaholes safely enough? I keep them in my desk drawer, with each onahole wrapped in a microfibre cloth. Sometimes the cloths touch each other, but not the holes themselves.

Anyway, does it look safe enough to you?

>> No.11990647

What do you think seventeen bordeaux? I can't get Lilith or Venus in my country ;_;

>> No.11990670

>>11990647
not as good as the R20 for what it does
if daimaoh ends up restocking this month or next you'll regret not waiting though

>> No.11990677

>>11990458
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=vaginal%20specula

pick which ever you fancy

>> No.11990760

>>11990624
Looks fine no? I only wonder if the onaholes can breathe a bit, but if it worked so far I guess it's fine.

>> No.11990799

>>11990624
I keep mine all out in the open air basically on top of each other, no issues. You'll be fine.

>> No.11990801

>>11990624
Seems fine. How long have you been doing this?

>> No.11990853

Thanks for the replies.
>>11990801
I've had them like this for about three months now.

>> No.11991154

I regret getting the LO. The material is way too hard, and it gets painful after extended use. I wish I spent my money on a fellatio hole instead.

>> No.11991425

Anyone know how good the A10 Cyclone is? It looks fancy and could be interesting with the four attachment heads that you can buy.

>> No.11991748

>>11991154
People that got it all said the same though. If you want stupid tight, Girl in the Box 'hard' is better.

>> No.11991906

>>11991748
Girl in the Box felt kinda gentle in comparison to Rina

>> No.11991921

>>11991154
Atleast you're getting the authentic loli experience.

>> No.11991921,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11991921
I own that onahole. Please allow me to interject for a moment here. The inside of that hole is very bumpy and textured. I've learned through research that the inside of loli vaginas (and old dried up hags) tend to be on the smoother side. The "ridges" in a vagina would be rugae, and from what I understand they appear elsewhere in the body (like in the stomach) and serve the purpose of allowing an organ to expand/stretch easily. Think of the rugae like an accordion fold or something. Since lolis and old hags can't give birth, there's no need for the vagina to expand/stretch for such a thing, so the rugae aren't expected to allow a vagina to pass a baby. The end result is a smoother vagina.

That's what I think I've figured out. We need a real loli vagina expert in here. I would post this in the thread but I'd be banned again for ban evasion.

>> No.11991921,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11991921,1
HOLY FUCK, sick help sicko.

>> No.11991993

What is the best pattern for Tenga Eggs? I'm really into sleeves right now and I want to have a comparison with Chu.

Apart from the two I mentioned, are there any other sleeves worth noting?

>> No.11992000

>>11991993
no
shit taste
leave

>> No.11992002

>>11991993
>going for tengas instead of fleshlights
get a load of this pleb

>> No.11992144

>>11992002
I bet he doesn't even use low-fat mayo for lube

>> No.11992144,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11991921,1
>Please allow me to interject for a moment here.
e/g/in... simbly e/g/in

have u installed le /g/NU//g/entoo?

>> No.11992273

>>11992144
Or microwave onahole like all of us do

>> No.11992275

>>11991906
I said "hard" though, can't imagine that one being so gentle.

>> No.11992279

Omanko tea reviewed (dear god)
http://onahodouga.com/archives/54777551.html

>> No.11992310

>>11990624

It is true that different sex toy plastics can melt when they interact. opened a draw to a melted blob of goo myself once.

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>>11992279

>> No.11992385

>>11992279
>>11992359
so they sell rotten tea leaves?

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what are the companies that repack and ship from japan to the us?

>> No.11992444

>>11992409
read the pastebin jerimyah

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What's your hole of the week, onaholeers?

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>>11992409
Stop being such a stupid faggot, Jerimyah.

>> No.11992766

>>11991993
Out of the few eggs I've tested, I found the clicker to be the best.

>> No.11992793

>>11992496
That's not an iHole.

>> No.11992878

http://en-nls.com/pict1-38906
or
http://en-nls.com/pict1-32977
?

>> No.11992890 [DELETED] 

>>11992878
The first one I think is new so I doubt someone will tell you. As for second you should consider taking lolinco instead. http://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=1111

My package finally arrived. I can't take any pictures since my phone is suddenly making purple pictures.

>> No.11992902

>>11992878
I read about first one that it's durable but doesn't feel that great. As for second you should consider taking lolinco instead. http://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=1111

My package finally arrived. Unfortunately I can't take any pictures since my phone is suddenly making purple photos.

>> No.11992910

>>11992878
Second one definitely, unless you want to buy the first one for science and to review it for future threads. People have been saying the Lolinco have been really good too, which anon posted right above.

>> No.11992961

>>11992902
>>11992910
Looks good but I was looking for a tighter and less cumbersome onahole to replace this one:
http://en-nls.com/pict1-31572

>> No.11992969

>>11992961
These fit the bill perfectly then, yeah.

>> No.11993074

>>11992902
what did you get?

>> No.11993108

How much does shipping to Canada from queencatadulttoys cost? I recall an anon mentioning that one should e-mail them before placing an order?

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11993286

yes or no?

>> No.11993296

>>11993286
Yes.

>> No.11993300

Just how much can you stretch an onahole? I'm 6.1 inches long and I'm always afraid of buying the recommended stuff because it seems too small.

>> No.11993303

>>11993286
people seem to be split on the hymen but apparently that can be removed/disabled and it's quite well liked aside from that so there's no reason not to get it

>> No.11993314

>>11993300
I'm just over 6 1/2 and aside from loli holes feeling a bit more fragile (or possibly just being misaligned) and being a bit on the shallow side I've had no problems

also stuff like the R20 could probably fit your arm if it came down to that

>> No.11993327

>>11993300
If my penis can fit in loli holes I think yours would be fine.

>> No.11993377

>>11993300
>6.1
Why can't you just say 6...

>> No.11993390

Regarding Super Fela 3 are you not supposed to enter the last 1/3 of the hole? Because I did and now my pee pee now hurts.

>> No.11993401

>>11993377
I'm not familiar with the imperial system, I just copy pasted the result Google gave me.

>> No.11993467

What's the best way to get rid of the smell some lubes have?

>> No.11993497

Hey guys, took a hole out of storage and noticed it had a few grey specs inside (very small). I guess I did not dry it properly and it grew a little mold. Can it be saved with bleach or alcohol, or is it toast?

>> No.11993670

>>11993327
I'll bet your penis is fuckin' big, right? heh heh. shit yeah man. PENIS.

>> No.11993682

>>11993497
>>11993497
did you dry it out with a gray cloth, if so, that may be specks from the cloth.

>> No.11993707

>>11993286
It's really cheap at the moment too

>> No.11993730

>>11993682
Nah, I use paper towels. It has an interesting smell, so I think it's fungus of some sort. Right now I have it soaking in alcohol, I don't have any bleach. Later I'll try hot water.

>> No.11993792

>>11993730
well, that sucks, I guess the one advantage of living in the middle of a fucking desert is that it's really nice and dry here, so mold is a fairly rare occurance on anything but food and inside of bathrooms.

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>>11993074
I got R-20 and 17Bordeoux. I realized they are kinda similar unfortunately after I ordered them so I have to buy something new soon. I haven't had yet time to test it.

>> No.11994117

>>11993792
Living in a desert also prevents fungus from growing inside of camera lenses, so that's another plus.

>> No.11994129

It's been 27 days since my package shipped from NLS and I still haven't gotten it. I'm fucking pissed. The package "dispatched" from office of exchange. Still hasn't arrived anywhere on North America.

Tried contacting NLS support and they asked me to contact USPS. What are they going to do about it? I'm fucking pissed.

>> No.11994135

>>11993286

How much is it usually?

>> No.11994171

>>11994129
Well you should contact USPS. Probably got handed over to them and they fucked up. Not like NLS can help it.

>> No.11994187

>>11994129
If you chose ePacket then it's an EMS and USPS with JP Post is handling your package. You can only contact USPS of course but they should sort it out themselves and return your money if package is lost.

>> No.11994208

>>11993390

http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00BYW630E/

I used this lube (the pack in version with hole) My google translate skills tell me they also got hurt using it. Looks like it might be one to avoid.
I couldn't even pee for a couple hours later it hurt so much.

>> No.11994217

>>11993497

Just pick of the bits and rinse it cant hurt you.

>> No.11994233

>>11994217
"It" won't hurt you, but a fungal infection inside your urethra will.

>> No.11994253

>>11994208
That looks like soap. It lathers. You just don't masturbate with things that lather, dude. Seriously.

>> No.11994280

>>11994253
it says saliva lotion so apparently you do use it

>> No.11994286

>>11994280
That's what 'they' want.

>> No.11994398

>>11990624
Do you ever find your onaholes covered in lint?
I use a microfibre cloth on mine and some of the blueish/green hues are rubbing off on my onahole

It doesn't really do anything to the hole, it just looks..unclean

>> No.11994426

do these sites ever go on sale? im bit of a poorfag

>> No.11994430

>>11993300
You'll fit: アリューネ前, Aliceだよっ and ヴィーナス with no problems. They're top class so you won't need anything else. source: someone bigger *wink wink*.
No, but seriously, anything with 13cm or more of tunnel lengh will fit you unless the material is shit. I bet you could even push it down to 12cm, not sure. Try a meiki 005 and find out. Anyway some holes will be too small, but it doesn't take a fucking genius to realise you can stretch them with your hands while using it.
>>11993390
It's because superb fella3 is shit (actually Aone as a maker is shit)
>>11993467
Use lubes that don't smell.
>>11993497
The black death hit your onahole. Remember that polymer are porous materials so it's probably deeper than a surface wound.
Try cutting those bits, I dunno, if you're so attached to that onahole you can't buy it again but want bleach on your dick.
>>11994253
It's the best spit-lotion you fuck.
>>11994398
protip: if you use starch or baby powder your onahole won't pick up random shit like hair, lint, dust etc
protip2: that's why people told you about WHITE microfiber towels.
>>11994426
US/EU: often but their base price is bullshit so instead of sales they're "somewhat less stupid price" periods. Japan: Very rarely and specific.

>> No.11994528

i got a hole over christmas and it came with free lube. "EXE excellent excitement, relaxing lotion - ecolotion." I'm trying to find more or something similar that would be more readily available to me. It's water based, it's thin but it doesn't become sticky or tacky, just kinda dries up and leaves your dick feeling soft.

Would the Ubujiru lube in the pastebin work?

>> No.11994553

>>11994528
it's thin and slippery rather than sticky so I would imagine so yeah
it goes without saying that it's water based and I think it contains aloe or something too

>> No.11994602

>>11994430
>protip2: that's why people told you about WHITE microfiber towels.

Hold on just a second, where did you get the idea that people told me that? It doesn't say it in the pastebin.

It's not nice to assume everyone knows what you know

>> No.11994630

>>11994398
I'm the guy who posted the photo.

I don't ever notice lint from the cloths I keep them in. Once in a while I notice a small bit of yellow lint from the cloths I use to dry the holes, but it's almost always just one tiny bit and I can pull it off very easily. I always apply baby powder to the outside after cleaning & drying & before storing.

>>11994430
thanks for answering people's questions but please don't be a dick. A big part of what makes the world such a shitty place is people being horrible to other people for no good reason. the guy probably hadn't seen other threads where people recommended white microfiber cloths, have some patience.

>> No.11994640

>>11994630
>have some patience.
no and fuck you

>> No.11994661 [DELETED] 

>>11994640
fuck ur mum

>> No.11994676

>>11994630
I don't see how patience have to do with being needlessly polite. I don't see how being a dick (ie, the way things are said) have any effect on what is being said.
But what I really can't see, even if a tiny bit hypocritical to say while replying to such things, is how this is related to onahole at all.
Also whenever I chose being a dick because it seems fit for various reasons, which also includes my personal mistakes, is my choice to make. If you want to play the world's police go die for america in some foreight country you liberate.

>>11994528
Ubujiru is scented, even iif it's not a thick sent or anything and much thinner. The one you're looking for is probably not "エクセレントローション", but it's made by the same firm, exists in three types and sizes; it's available on the japanese NLS but not the english one. I'd advise going with the no-brand one http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/a6-907.html ; I actually still had a sample of the eXe one and just compared them right now, the no-brand one is only slightly thinner and slightly more fluid but that's the only difference texture-wise. Peace's is more gel-like (noticeably less fluid) and thicker. Honki jiru is even thinner and water-like (shear stress is lower) than the no-brand and more slippery, and ubujiru being even thinner and slipery than that would be very different.

>> No.11994680

>>11994640
You loved that onahole didn't you anon?
You imagined your waifu as your rammed it with everything you got, seeing her sweet smile and telling you she loved you after your emission, didn't you?
It's okay anon, your waifu will be a part of every onahole you have, but not forget the memories you shared with that onahole.

Be respectful and show it gratification when you dispose of it. Don't just dump it in the trash, purify it and dispose of it.

>> No.11994683

Are there any sites that ship -from- the US? I caught shit last time I got something from Japan.

>> No.11994765

>>11994602
>>11994630
What kind of braindead moron comes to 4chan, asks a whole bunch of stupid questions without lurking or doing even a little bit of research himself, and then complains when people are "rude" to him for it? Fucking hell, man. Go join one of those shitty hugbox forums if you can't handle people being mean, this isn't a site for whiny manbabies that think they're entitled to respect and kindness from anonymous strangers on the internet.

>> No.11994873

>>11994765
Alright then, you seem like the kind of guy who has a big COCK. What's your favourite onahole?

>> No.11994902

>>11994765
I thought /jp/ was full of kind individuals who love eachother

>> No.11994945

>>11994902
if you let me suck your cock I'll love you

>> No.11995157

>>11994430
>protip2: that's why people told you about WHITE microfiber towels.

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/search/text/white%20microfiber/

>> No.11995166

>>11995157
Please don't use that archive.

>> No.11995190

I got my $400 worth of onaholes a week ago and I came inside every single one of them, but I've been too lazy to clean them out.

What a hassle.

>> No.11995198

>>11995190
pics please of the loot

>> No.11995211

>>11994683
QueenCat and ToyDemon

>> No.11995230

>>11995190
yes let the mold grow and then fuck and cum inside every single one of them again. let the mold embrace your dick

>> No.11995242

>>11995230
an imaginative retelling of Venom's origin story featuring onaholes

>> No.11995338

I've never bought one of these so I have no idea what to look for. Anyone mind recommending one? I just would like one that doesn't try to imitate the look of real thing and isn't pink, and isn't too expensive. I would like to buy from amazon if I'm able to.

And how many times can I reuse one?

>> No.11995351

>>11995338
fuck off

>> No.11995354

>>11995338
It's not like you are going to show it to anyone anyway right? If you want tenga then buy tenga. If you want something better, read pasta.
>And how many times can I reuse one?
That depends on the product. There are ones that will last more then a year and some that will last only once.

>> No.11995366

>>11995338
the one in OP's picture is good. good sensation and very durable if you take good care of it. mine is a year old and still working well.

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>>11995338
>isn't pink

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>>11995338
I've seen dumb criterions but you just pushed the limit further. What's worse is that you admit you have no clue of what you're talking about before listing them.

>> No.11995545

http://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=9999
http://en-nls.com/pict1-35177?c2=9999

Buyin deez 2, any comments?

>> No.11995555

>>11995338
Im looking for an onahole, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]).

>> No.11995594

>>11995545
Second one looks fragile.

>> No.11995720

>>11995545
Milk ES is really sticky and really low stimulation. Low stim isn't necessarily a bad thing, but maybe not what you're looking for. And you might not necessarily need to powder it, but if you don't, it's gonna pick up lint and shit really easily and stick to whatever container you put it in (might wear off the outside little by little).

>> No.11995751

>>11995720
aw man, any suggestion for blowjob ona?

>> No.11995807

Apparently NLS carries Hotpowers originals now.

>> No.11995870

The unique shape made the assumption that air out, could be playing very close contact with the penis hole.It comes directly stimulate the rotor and potassium, which is a product of the Hall and the planning interval apart.Rotasuitchi put a swimming comfortably inside a large projection, you can experience the virtual fish-like vaginal thousand worms crawling.

>> No.11995899

>>11995157
>foolz
N-no thank you
>>/jp/thread/S10591051#p10614842
>white towel is recommended (absolutely no chance of it staining the onahole)
Now fuck off back to /a/b/v/.
>>11995555
If it can't be girl colour it can't be kawaii, sorry bob.
>>11995807
u wot m8
>>11995751
Wait until the new magic eye's one gets released and reviewed and ask again.
I'll grab it as soon as it's on hotpowers but I'm sure other /jp/ers will get it as well. Don't trust amazonJP's reviews they're shitters who only used 3 onaholes at best.

>> No.11995903

alright, ive made the choice of going with this one
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=9999
but i cant decide if i want a second hole or a more expensive one.
this one is more expensive
http://en-nls.com/pict1-32178?c2=9999
and if i go cheap its either
http://en-nls.com/pict1-34030?c2=12001012
http://en-nls.com/pict1-38517?c2=12001012

any comments on any of these? ive done some research but im not really conclusive yet

>> No.11995925

>>11995903
For fuck's sake use the product name, I don't want to open your shitty urls. Also remove anything past the question mark, question mark included ``please''.

girl in the box: a bit redundant, but stimulation is stronger, vacuum is better, and it doesn't have the hymen (which can be removed anyway). I'd say tighter as well. The dual layer might be more fragile. It's also softer than the lolinco, though the lolinco isn't "hard", it's "firm" but still soft.

goku fela 3: don't buy it it's shit
goku fela4: I'd advice against it but I didn't try it. It looks like shit so I don't want to buy it, it's probably shit.

I'd advise getting the lolinco only, the price of the girl in the box isn't worth it; newer materials makes the lolinco outclass it in quality/price. girl in the box might still be better, but not twice better that's for sure.

>> No.11995946

>>11995899
>white towel is recommended (absolutely no chance of it staining the onahole)

Mar 15 13:09:20 2013

Yeah, whatever you say, man.

>> No.11995967

>>11995899
>u wot m8

http://en-nls.com/plist_t-12001131

>> No.11995987

>>11995925
ill remember it next time, thanks for the advice.
i was planning on 2 holes so that if one may fail the other will take the blow.

kinda wanted a blowjob one aswell but apparently they all suck and e-nls isnt generous with good holes.

any other onahole in the 30$ range you would suggest? please?

>> No.11996025

>>11995967
nowhere near as good as the deals on their own site but that's kinda neat

>> No.11996030

also no choice in material softness?

>> No.11996172

>>11995242
I was thinking more of that junji ito story

>> No.11996177

>>11995338
http://en-nls.com/pict1-38358?c2=12001217

the very best

>> No.11996289

Which do you guys recommend? What feels the best?

I used to blow these off until I got one fleshlite, it was called sex in a can I think or something in a can, with a mouth opening, and it didn't get me off, and it was a hassle to get in so I dropped the whole idea for years.

I'm looking for something that more open, and soft, but I'm open to any suggestion for anything that has your vote for feeling the best

>> No.11996299

Ordered http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/tubomi-masturbator/ a day or so ago. Should get here tomorrow. Any one try it before? Kinda got it since it looked like a decent size that could replicate the feel a loli and the shape didn't look too "fake" Also planning on buying another one next paycheck so if anyone has a rec. for one that would feel "authentic" pls do.

>> No.11996416

>>11996289
http://en-nls.com/pict1-38358

>> No.11996417

>>11996416
Absolutely not.

>> No.11996424

>>11996417
then read the pastebin and archives faggot

>> No.11996440

>>11996025
yeah really cool to see their products on NLS!

>>11996030
you can probably request it in the comment section

>> No.11996451

>>11996424
>http://pastebin.com/fW2s2Xdi
>Vendors
>Use
>Handling
Read my post. Do you have reading comprehension? I know where to buy one, how to use one, but there's no recommended list.

I need to hear personal experiences with models. I can't be the only one with a bad experience.

>> No.11996457

>>11996451
>read pastebin AND ARCHIVES
no you're the one who need reading comprehension

You're on tier with >>11995338 this faggot right here. You wanted a recommendation I gave you a recommendation, now fuck off.

>> No.11996463

>>11996457
No you fuck off, go act a tryhard elsewhere

An elitist sekret club about onaholes, what are you doing with your life?

>> No.11996466

>>11996463
>what are you doing with your life?
same thing you are fucking rubber sex toys shaped to the mouths of blowjob masters

>> No.11996467

>>11996463
Are you unable, or just unwilling, to use the archives?

>> No.11996475

>>11996467
There's no term to search for, onahole is used broadly across any anon that happens to mention it, eternal onahole is this thread, 0n4h0l3 is this thread

I don't get how the first assumption is that I didn't try the archives.

>>11996466
No, I'm asking for product experiences, you are acting like a tryhard in a 3 day old thread, it seems, with a gay as in homosexual onahole.

it's not my first experiences with this, I've seen the entire catalogs, I'm gonna need to narrow down the list

>> No.11996477

>>11996475
If you look for onahole in /jp/ you get countless of past threads with loads of info. Just asking 'what should I buy' comes off lazy.

>> No.11996482

>>11996475
Because the same question has been asked and answered like, two hundred times in previous threads which are all about people talking about their favorite holes and how they feel.

>> No.11996486

>>11996475
There's usually link in the OP to previous one.
There's no best/favorite onahole because taste are different and there's a lot of them. If you won't shut up just buy 17 Bordeaux and lolinco which was mentioned in this thread already few times.

>> No.11996487

>>11996475
>I've seen the entire catalogs
If you've seen the entire catalogs where multiple anons have posted about multiple onaholes they've bought and talked about their multiple experiences with them multiple times then you have all you need, why are you still here? Get ordering

>> No.11996493

>>11996463
There's no secret club, you retard. Nobody is trying to hide information from you. We want you to use your damn head and look for the information readily available all over this thread instead of expecting to be spoonfed.

>> No.11996501

In any case, it appears NLS will stock the Magic Eyes fella hole a week in advance.

>> No.11996502

>>11996477
Well mines had a tight opening, I am turned off by that now, anything with easy penetration. I see most people asking for something discreet in the threads, I have no problem with that at all, mine's tried to pull itself off as a can and well it's obvious anyways.

If I had to start, here http://onahodouga.com/archives/54675822.html

This is one I found, is this as good as that anon said? It looks good, not the even bumps thing my earlier had going on, the texture looks different save for the anal.

>> No.11996515

>>11996482
So then why isn't all that in the pastebin?

>>11996487
No, ordering catalogs

>>11996493
>We
I think it's just you. Your pronoun choice proves your klub mentality.

>> No.11996521

Is it even worth it to buy one that's too big for your penis?

>> No.11996524

>>11996515
Because it's in the archive, you fucking tool.

Either you are too fucking lazy to search "recommend onahole" in the archive, or you're so fucking stupid that you did do that search but didn't find anything, and neither makes anyone want to help you.

>> No.11996539
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11996539

>>11996515
You heard them, anon! Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

>> No.11996540

>>11996524
>to search "recommend onahole" in the archive
Literally 4 results, seriously just fuck off I don't expect help from you, you've done nothing but act like a autismal faggot and deluding yourself as some representative, you're not and as far as I know, you're useless in this general.

>> No.11996544

>>11996502
It's a good hip. I would recommend puni and dx instead for starters though.
>>11996524
>>11996540

Stop derailing thread.

>> No.11996547

>>11996540
There were 100+ results. You are a complete retard.

>> No.11996551

how the fuck could someone read one of these threads and not figure out the most usual ones that get thrown around

its not like we're getting 50 new ones every week i just dont understand

like i only look into these threads when i want to buy a new one and 20 minutes later i will have ordered a few

>> No.11996570

>>11996502
>If I had to start, here http://onahodouga.com/archives/54675822.html
Paging for RDC

The internal structure will make cleaning more work, I'm still planning to get this along with their new fella hole. Probably get the fella hole and wait for amazon jp to go on sale during the new year for the cocolo to get a price cut.

>> No.11996596

>>11995899
>Implying people have time to go searching to through countless archives to find one specific post that was made 10 months ago

Now come on, really?

>> No.11996601

>>11996596
who are you quoting??????//

>> No.11996603

>>11996596
I did.
I read pretty much every piece of information I could find before ordering, because I knew I was going to end up spending a lot of money and I didn't want to make a mistake. Do your research dude. Just searching every post with RDC's trip helped me the most.

>> No.11996651

>>11996603
RDC?

>> No.11996660

>>11996651
Yes, RDC.

>> No.11996677

>>11996651
that was my first post in the thread and i tried to help you but now i think you are really just this unwilling to do research and expect to be spoonfed.
i mean i even told you what to search, dude.

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11996703

>>11996501
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39305
looks stimulating

>> No.11996714

>>11996703
why does the cross section look like the thing has sets of teeth like sharks, like there's a hidden set within the gums

>> No.11996718

>>11996714
Good question. If I were to get one I think I'd pull them out anyway, though.

>> No.11996749

Ah, I ordered one of those prostate massagers mentioned in a previous thread. Between it and the onahole, I ended up orgasming three times with a few minutes in between each one until I was laying there with my tongue hanging out, too exhausted to move.

Is this what it means to be the little girl?

>> No.11996756

You guys need to stop replying to these faggots who come here thinking they're entitled to be spoonfed everything.

>> No.11996830
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11996830

My kana new material edition arrived

>> No.11996833
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11996833

>>11996830
JSS wrapped it thrice in newspaper which I found amusing. Not like my country cares.

>> No.11996859

>>11995967
Well, with those price tags they're not going far, but yeah their product were made available on amazon, then DMM then manzoku; NLS didn't display them in their "new product" page though. It's not yet on daimaoh or M's, but the later isn't that surprising.
>>11996025
>kinda neat
I don't know, NLS are big fucking jews.
>>11996515
>So then why isn't all that in the pastebin?
Ahem, I'm afraid that it IS in the pastebin. You're just too dumb to find.
>>/jp/thread/S11249534#p11252737
>Your pronoun choice proves your klub mentality.
Ok, ok, how about this: I want xur to fuck off.
>>11996714
It's all explained here: http://blog.livedoor.jp/onaho1992/


>>11995987
R-20 seems popular, if you're into loli I'd advise the tsurupeta soft, the tamatoys fella one is good but has some resilience issues, there's the clear version of the mikura onahole that's cheaper than the normal (http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-1076.html)), the you're my idol is also popular on /jp/ but has serie durability issues, you might want to try the ubu virgin (not the remakes), the milk kudasai ES which isn't bad but isn't top class either and rather specific.
And I think that's about it for that price range.

I'd advise getting a single high quality one rather than two small ones, but that leaves you with nothing to fall back on. out of the ones I mentioned earlier the R-20 sounds like it'd be your safest bet as it's the most resilient and less prone to tear/damages on the list.

>> No.11996867

>>11996859
>you might want to try the ubu virgin (not the remakes)
Other anon, I was going to order the G-project version. Is it worse? It seemed softer and fleshier to me.

>> No.11996885
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11996885

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I doubt it will stop the retards but it gives me a good reason to never reply to them again. And that's what matters.

>> No.11996886

> Is it worse?
According to a guy a year ago, it's worse.
It's fleshier but it looks harder to me, and all trustable sources also say it's harder. No first hand experience but I don't think I'm wrong on that one.
I'd say either go for the 1kg ver. or go for TH; that's what I'd do.

>> No.11996888

>>11996886
Thanks. If it's harder than TH I'm not sure I'll like it. I just assumed TH would be firmest.

>> No.11996980

How easy to clean is the Cocoro? I've just recently tossed my Alice dayo and it was a nightmare to keep clean, I ended up having to buy one of those enema syringes to clear the semen out properly, and even then I stilled had a problem with drying it out and stopping it from reeking of semen.

>> No.11996983

>>11996980
>tossed my Alice dayo
w-why
>a nightmare to keep clean
you're going to hate the cocolo then, look at the internal structure, it's a U shaped bend, sure you can flush your shit out with a stream from the vagina out the anus, but water is going to get trapped in the bend, and if you already find the alice hard to clean when it's just a single tunnel I don't know how you're going to deal with the U bend.

>> No.11997005

>>11996983
>w-why
It went uncleaned for a month, due to reasons. I had no choice but to throw it out, even the outside was covered in mold and other shit.

>you're going to hate the cocolo then, look at the internal structure, it's a U shaped bend, sure you can flush your shit out with a stream from the vagina out the anus, but water is going to get trapped in the bend, and if you already find the alice hard to clean when it's just a single tunnel I don't know how you're going to deal with the U bend.
Yeah, I figured as much. On one hand cleaning the semen out looks like it'd be easier, but I wouldn't really know where to start with drying it.

>> No.11997058

>>11996859
>http://blog.livedoor.jp/onaho1992/
but I don't read nippon

>> No.11997058,1 [INTERNAL] 

I've been trying to figure out proxies to order onaholes from amazon.jp (looking to get a cocolo and a blowjob masturbator coming out soon from Magic Eyes), what do you guys recommend? Tenso doesn't ship adult items as far as I can tell, and the only other place I've found is dankebox.

>> No.11997178

>>11997058
Then why are you on /jp/ - Elite sekret nipboo club?

>> No.11997224

>>11993286
Its coming today btw, I hope.
Can't wait for it, hope it was worth it.

>> No.11997226

New products on amazon:
http://www.amazon.co.jp/b/ref=dp_brlad_entry?ie=UTF8&node=2132584051&sort=date-desc-rank

Nothing particularly interesting. The PPP one with the feet looks kinda cute, the muni-chi looks decent.

Also: onahodouga already reviewed the Mouth of Truth
http://onahodouga.com/archives/54779640.html

>> No.11997326

>>11997224
That's not all that's coming today.

>> No.11997360

Do you guys try to buy them as close to your size as possible or does it matter if its longer than your own cock?

>> No.11997375

>>11997360
A little longer or shorter doesn't matter too much. What you don't want is much too short. Much too long might not be fun either, but you can squeeze/compress it and reach the end I guess.

>> No.11997377

>>11997360
I bought one for its womb feature, and another one because I wanted to demolish some tight loli snatch. I don't think I really even looked at the sizes.

I don't see how being a little deeper would be a bad thing, though, within reason.

>> No.11997442

I finally gave in and got Proof of Meiki 05.

Holy shit, this thing is amazing. The small onaholes just can't compare.

>> No.11997462

the usb stick warmer is cheapest it has ever been on amazon jp, search around and see if it's cheaper to get it from them.

Be warned it has no temperature control so it can ruin your onahole if you leave it in there for too long

http://jp.camelcamelcamel.com/RENDS-レンズ-50498-USB式簡易オナホウォーマ/product/B00GOPZGCW

Going to grab this along with mouth of truth when it releases, maybe I'll throw in the lolinco as well. About lolinco's hymen, how can it be removed? By cutting it out? That defeats the purpose then doesn't it?

>>11997226
Oh wow dragon girl pussy
>tamatoys
I-I don't know /jp/

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11997503

Oh neat, the Puni Virgin 1000 is on sale. Has anybody tried it yet? I'm thinking of taking the plunge if nobody else has.

>> No.11997527

Are there onaholes that can be hidden in plain view? I live alone, but my mother likes to drop for visits without warning.

>> No.11997537

>>11997527
Only shit ones. Just buy yourself a storage bag, or one of those Hokan things.

>> No.11997541

>>11997503
If you do take the plunge, tell us how it is.

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>>11997527

>> No.11997551

>>11997503
Mine is still in shipping with my lolinco
/jp/, how long does it usually take for ems to ship to you? I ordered last Thursday and it still says "shipping from international exchange " in tokyo

>> No.11997554

>>11997551
A week or two depending on customs. Think you're going to have to be more patient.

>> No.11997567
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11997567

Can anyone who has owned Roa, Rina and Lolinco give me a brief summary on them? I'm looking to buy one of those as you guys always seem to recommend them, and i'm looking for a loli hole as a tighter alternative to my Meiki 005

How is roa different to rina? the internals look very similar.
Is Lolinco superior to both of them seeing as it's newer?

>> No.11997590

>>11997567
Rina is pretty much upgrade of Roa. No reason to get Roa unless you want to have tried them all.
Lolinco is similarly also an upgrade. New materials and texture. The hymen can be uncomfortable but people say you can "fix" that.

I'm not sure what would be most like a loli-ish Meiki 005 to be honest. 007 is tighter but prone to tearing/rips.

>> No.11997593

>>11997567
I have the roa
it has decent stimulation but I can stick half my dick in till I bottom out
If you want a tighter&stimulating hole go for the lolinco

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11997594

This thread was linked on the first page of 4chan.

Hello.

Tell me about your world, I come from a different planet. What is it you fine gentlemen are discussing.

>> No.11997601

>>11997594
Plastic fucktoys that require zero emotional burden or connection.

>> No.11997611

>>11997590
Hymen being uncomfortable how? I can't imagine it being so if it's made of the same material of all the other bumps.
I'm not looking for a loli-ish meiki, just a tighter hole, sorry for the mix up.
>>11997593
For reference, how big are you?

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>>11997527

>> No.11997746

How does http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00C6U4MFG compare to the zero spiral? There internal structure looks the same but it's cheaper?

>> No.11997767 [DELETED] 
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Tried one of PPP's products. First off, their material is something else. Doesn't feel very siliconey, more like rubber. Hard rubber.
I prefer softer materials though, so "hard" might be a bit of an overstatement. Material is non-oily, seems durable too weren't it for the fact that it is kind of uncomfortably short.
The material stretches well though, but I'm positive it'll tear quite soon.

Sensation-wise, nothing special. I guess it's decent if you have a small Jap dick, but it's very expensive for what it is. The lube that came with it is very good though. Big supply and long-lasting.
I guess it's everything that would be expected from a company that is all pretty packaging. If their toys were larger they'd be at least half-decent though.

>> No.11997769

>>11997746
You could try and ask this guy: http://blog.onahole.eu/virgin-loop.html

>> No.11997773
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11997773

Tried one of PPP's products. First off, their material is something else. Doesn't feel very siliconey, more like rubber. Hard rubber.
I prefer softer materials though, so "hard" might be a bit of an overstatement. Material is non-oily, seems durable too weren't it for the fact that it is kind of uncomfortably short. The material stretches well though, but I'm positive it'll tear quite soon.

Sensation-wise, nothing special. I guess it's decent if you have a small Jap dick, but it's very expensive for what it is. The lube that came with it is very good though. Big supply and long-lasting.
I guess it's everything that would be expected from a brand that is all pretty packaging. If their toys were larger they'd be at least half-decent though.

>> No.11997778

>>11997769
I doubt he'd have tried hotpowers stuff to do the comparison. Or any actual "high-end" stuff.

>>11997746
The virgin loop is very good value at its price, but it's small and doesn't pack a lot of weight. Walls are kind of thin.
The old Zero Spiral was a straight up upgrade: mostly the same but bigger, higher quality (RIDE's material isn't exactly top tier).
New Zero Spiral is dual layer. Soft has durability problems, Hard is pretty damn stimulating I reckon. Still ought to be good though.

>> No.11997779

>>11997773
Would it hurt you to black bar those tits?

>> No.11997781

>>11997779
With all the plastic pussy in the thread I kind of forgot tits were also lewd.

>> No.11997780

>>11997773
Damn, that is one nice box, pics of box please.

>> No.11997789

>>11997781
You can usually get away with posting onaho, but everything else winds up getting deleted.

>> No.11997801 [SPOILER] 
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>>11997779

>> No.11997807

>>11997789
Is this why breast toys are never discussed, or does nobody else want to buy them?

>> No.11997814

>>11997807
Breast toys are just shit and overpriced in general.

>> No.11997822

>>11997814
Feet toys when?

>> No.11997827

>>11997822
I recall seeing one, can't remember where though. It was just two feet facing each other.

>> No.11997880

Do I apply the lubricant to myself, or to the inside of the onahole?

>> No.11997883

>>11997880
you apply non-fat mayo to your finger and suck it while fucking your onahole

>> No.11997888

>>11997827
http://en-nls.com/pict1-33364 this one?

>> No.11997893

>>11997888
yeah that's the one, wouldn't you be better off using your hand in this instance?

>> No.11997899

>>11997893
more than likely yeah

>> No.11997903

>>11997462
>About lolinco's hymen, how can it be removed? By cutting it out?
I literally removed it with my dick (there was a tear in it after the third time) but I suppose turning it inslide-out would do that as well
>That defeats the purpose then doesn't it?
Nah, it'll still be damn tight at the entrance, just not painfully so.
There's like 3 hymens and one of them is super-tight, which is the one who got busted.

>>11997551
Once it says "departure from office of outward exchange" or something like that it means it's on the plane. Depending on how lazy people are at the airport the "flight" can last up to five days. Usually takes 2~3 days here but USA should probably be shorter.

>>11997567
lolinco: tighter, fleshier, milder, more full-bodied, more simple (can be either an advantage or an inconvenient)
Rina: smaller, stronger stimulation, the stimulation is focused on the head so not as all-around.
>>11997611
>Hymen being uncomfortable how?
Too damn tight.

>>11997746
As far as RIDE's pink material goes, it's good in terms of stimulation but if you're not looking for a displosable onahole look elsewhere. The durability would be considered bad even back in 2008.

>>11997769
>http://blog.onahole.eu
I unironically and literally top kek'd.
>>11997778
>Or any actual "high-end" stuff.
You could just put it bluntly and say it how it is: he only tries cheap shit.

>>11997773
>weren't it for the fact that it is kind of uncomfortably short
That's the main reason I'm staying away from their stuff.
>a brand that is all pretty packaging
And that's the other reason. As expected of an outvision sub-branch. Well g project isn't doing so badly.

>> No.11997913

I've checked the archives and JSS' site and I don't see any mention of them removing the packaging for loli onaho. Do you think they'd be willing to tamper with my bulk order for me? I'd order from NLS but their selection of lube is shit and it'd cost me around 5,000JPY more.

>> No.11997916

>>11997903
>I unironically and literally top kek'd.
Yeah, that blog is comedy gold, if you've got a few hours to waste I suggest reading the whole thing.

>> No.11997919

>>11997807
Because they're goddamn expensive and not really straightforward. I prefer smaller breasts like A or B, C cup at worst so they're not that interesting. Coupling the imouto tits with a fela hole was a good experience though, so if you have a big breast/paizuri fetish they'd be worth it.
Cleaning is a hassle because they're big; bigger than onahole. Also some dude recently said that besides the "busty ai chan" they're not really worth it. And the japanese consensus is that the busty ai chan are the best. In fact to order the busty aichan on daimaoh is quite an achievement as the demand largely exceeds the stock, everytime they restock it's gone within a few hours.

>>11997822
Ah well, someone replied before I did.
Anyway I'll be buying it along with the hands and mouth plus the magic eye's one so I'll be able to give you feedback soonish.

If you really are desperate there are at least two other ones, but they're western toys and quite ancient things already, so I wouldn't even bother checking it out if I were you.
>>11997893 >>11997899
Unexpectedly, most people say it's "average" while a few say it's very good.
I think it's probably on the level of breast-toys or hips and as such, only really worth it if you're maniac enough.

>> No.11997930

>>11997913
The guy can't really speak english well but he's a good bloke and if you can write him some japanese he'll do what he can.

Ask him beforehand if it's 宜しい for him to remove the パッケージ because the 絵 are 色々大変 with the law.

I got him to weigh the test version of the aliceだよっAGMv1 because I though he didn't get it in time since there was only 5 units and he updated the order status after alice stage updated their website to say "sold out". Which also means that he orders stuff much faster than he updates the website.

I asked once, he told me he didn't understand (though he might have pretended not to understand, being japanese and all that's how they generally avoid stuff they don't like), I asked again in japanese and he gave me what I asked for.

>> No.11997941

>>11997916
Is this just another /jp/ superiority complex thing, or am I missing somehting?
It looks like a pretty normal blog reviewing onaholes.
I bought a Shimetan due to his review.
It's a great onahole.

>> No.11997947

>>11997442
It's great isn't it?
It feels so special, I always take it out on a date to an expensive restaurant first.

Next you gotta try the Cocolo! It's... phwoarrrrr.

>> No.11997950

>>11996885
Your taste is awful.

>> No.11997949

>>11997930
Thanks for the advice, I guess I'll do that. How does "あなたはオナホのパッケージを削除してくださいすることはできますか?芸術は、輸入法に問題が発生することがあります。 " sound, by the way?

>> No.11997958

>>11997950
you know everyone ignored it for a reason

>> No.11997961

>>11997958
Yeah I guess I took the bait :(

>> No.11997993

>>11997949
If you can't speak japanese don't use a web translator, it'll make things worse. Especially the second sentence, I can't imagine anyone making sense out of it.

今日は、
突然ですけれども、当発送サービスに付いて質問があります。

当発送サービス(japanshoppingservice)でアダルトグッズを買いたいですが、パッケージの絵は非合法的に見られる可能性があるのでパッケージを外して貰いたくて、そのまま、グッズのみを発送して呉れたい。そう言うのは可能か不可能かと知りたい。

よろしくおねがいします。

It's shitty but it should do the trick.

>> No.11998000

>>11997993
Yeah, I suppose I should've known better. Thanks for the help, I probably would've had to deal with NLS otherwise.

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11998005

I'll get my puni 1000 and lolinco soon

>> No.11998011

>>11998005
Which one will be blessed with your dick first

>> No.11998014

>>11998000
NLS is fine

>> No.11998019

>>11998011
I'm pretty exited to try the Puni with that 2lbs of pussy

>> No.11998020

>>11998014
They're also expensive.

>> No.11998054

Yeah Meiki 005 is really good. I have a few more of those numbered ones but while having that 005, they really don't feel that great in comparison. Definitely going to get new 001 and 005 whenever I throw these out.

>> No.11998078

>>11998054
How long does the Meiki 005 last on average?
I've had mine since January, and used it maybe 5 times. I want her to live forever~

>> No.11998411

What would you guys recommend for someone of above average thickness?
I've tried one or two american sleeves and holes, along with the Sujiman Rina, but all of them either were far too stimulating because of the tightness, or just outright painful to a degree.

The only thing I'm seeing designed to be bigger is the Milk Kudasai ES, but that outer design is a bit off-putting, and I'd rather have a pussy than a throat.

>> No.11998454

I'm thinking of finally getting a Meiki hip. Any preferences between the Extreme Pleasure, Alice, Half Hera, Pure, or Olivia?

>> No.11998472

Any recommendations on a hole that isn't as tight as the Tenga flip black? I can fit in it and do my shit, but it is too vice grippy for me.

>> No.11998480

>>11998454
get the namagoshi or whatever it's called.
>>11998472
>>11998411
get anything that isn't a loli hole and is very soft?

>> No.11998491

>>11998480
It feels kind of unfair that all of the loli holes have all those nice curves and realism, but then I have half my dick sticking out if I can get it inside in the first place. Most of the other toys that would likely fit are just straight shots with some bumps and very little else.

I'd love to get one of the bigger ones like the Puni DX, but that's alot of money to drop on one toy.

>> No.11998533

So what gives you the best feeling out of your hole textures? thicker or thin lube?

>> No.11998553

>>11998005
Noice.

Any suggestions for a fellow Vancouverite scared shitless of customs? Just request them to remove art/packaging?

Where did you order from?

>> No.11998555

>>11997950 >>11997958
The fuck are you guys on about?

>> No.11998560

>>11998491
There's some bigger ones like Girl in the Box.

>> No.11998574

>>11998553
As you can see its still in customs
Ordered from nls and didn't ask to remove the boxs since the only thing bad about it was a panty shot on the puni1000

>> No.11998612

>>11998533
Thinner

Thicker is a bit more versatile since you can water it down.

>> No.11998635

>>11998411
Lilith Uterus is a bit loose. Venus real seems similar. R20 is recommended regularly as an accommodating hole.

Milk Kudasai ES isn't big, by the way. I don't know what the measurements are, but the canal is probably similar to Rina, though it's a much solfter material than Rina.

>> No.11998636

>>11998491
They make torso style holes with boobs and stuff.

>> No.11998637

>>11998612
Well to be fair you can thicken thin lube too. Just boil it and stir constantly. You can do this with a microwave too, but it'll take forever. Putting the lube into a pan and putting it on the stove is best.

>> No.11998650

>>11997941
>Is this just another /jp/ superiority complex thing, or am I missing somehting?
No? I think the reviews are funny, that's all.

>> No.11998658

>>11994104
Ah, it's you.

LMK how you like each of them, one will probably be my next purchase.

>> No.11998839

>>11998650
I was not prepared for him using the onaholes no warning.

>> No.11998847

>>11998560
Girl in the Box is fucking expensive

>> No.11998991

>>11998078
I also had mine since January and must have used it every other day. It definitely shows, it is much looser, but I've had my money worth I guess.

I can just wrap a dish towel around it to make it tighter again.

Compared to some other ones I have I am impressed with its endurance, that's for sure.

>> No.11999053

>>11997913
I asked JSS recently got this answer
"Yes. We will remove the packages. If we need to remove it, please write it in comment at checkout process. Regards, " so yes they will remove packaging my question is though where do we write our comments? on the detailed description section before final payment?

>> No.11999060

>>11999053
on the item description you need to give when you input any order

>> No.11999071

>>11999060
oh there, thanks.

>> No.11999182
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11999182

This just got shipped, so it looks like they really do have Magic Eye's new mouth onaho in stock. Kokoro is restocked as well.

>> No.11999211

>>11996830
How is that compared to the old one?

>> No.11999263
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11999263

How slippery is the slope for you guys?
How do you (if you do) hide your stuff?

>> No.11999288

>>11999263
Depends where you start on the slope.

I tried a Tenga and was put off for a couple of years but noticed these threads popping up more and more so decided to give a decent one a try.

2 Orders later I now have 3 holes and a PuniDX, not really a fan of the Puni but I'm happy with all of my others.

I keep them all in my desk cupboard in a cardboard box with one layer of plastic and one layer of bubble wrap on each. It's as easy as rolling them open to get the onahole and it keeps them from getting squished.

There's no reason for anyone to look there and If I'm worried someone might when I am away I put my air compressor in front of the cupboard, they might have a look at it but people generally don't touch something they don't know anything about.

>> No.11999348

http://en-nls.com/pict1-26698

Anyone have this? I've been debating getting it to spray on my pantsu collection.

>> No.11999371

>>11999348
It smells like cheap perfume and ammonia. It ain't really my thing, but if you want to pretend that you're smelling a poor little girl's armpits or something to that degree then I guess it'd be fine.

>> No.11999520

>>11999371
What would you recommend? Bear in mind I'm looking to spray it on panties.

>> No.11999522

>>11999348
For pantsu sprays work well. Last thread there was some talk about it I think. You need to spray it on clothes and wait, parfume generally smells harsh when just sprayed.

>> No.11999532

>>11999263
put stuff in closet
close closet door
nobody aside from myself has been in my room in over five years

>> No.11999537

>>11999263
I started out with fleshlights, I tossed them out. Then I got a meiki ozawa a couple of years back. she's still with me today. Then the thread came up, I bought even more last year, some good, some bad.

I don't use them everyday of the week, and I try to make sure I do proper maintenance, proper washing with warm water and soap after use, or the first thing I do when I wake up. Dry them thoroughly with paper towels and microfiber clothes after that and leave them to air dry as much as possible afterwards, I use a speculum if the canal's pretty deep. I always powder my holes before storing them back into their bags.

I live alone so I don't have to hide it, but I keep them all in a large box under my bed specifically this http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/90027811/.. They're each in their own black cloth bags I got from hotpowers, I like their storage bags a lot, black so you can't see through, drawstring no fucking around with zippers, cloth so it's air permeable.

>> No.11999540

>>11999520
something that smells like urine and dried blood.

>> No.11999868

fuark my HEPS is tearing open
fuck you Korean pig dogs! fuck yooouuuu

>> No.11999911

>>11999868
time to get the mouth of truth

>> No.11999920 [DELETED] 

>>11999911
I'm just gonna buy a whore ;-D

>> No.11999928

>>11999920
Your mom should be available.

>> No.11999934

>>11999928
aw man that hurts

>> No.11999962

>>11997880
please respond

>> No.11999982

>>11999962
Depends how tight the hole is.

Usually some lube inside the onahole and then put your finger in to spread it out and you should be good.

If it needs more then decide whether you want to add more inside or some to you.

>> No.12000021

>>11997880
Most of it inside the hole and some on the outside where your dick presses, just so it won't rip.

>> No.12000041

>>11999962
Lube both. Or just experiement, everything you need is right with you, I don't know why you need someone else's answer.

If you lube the just hole your shaft is going to be dry when you insert and stick to the entrance, and that feels bad. You'll need to go in and out slowly to get coverage. You can ease this by wetting your dick with water. In my opinion, it is not worth the time and effort and I'd prefer just getting one of my hands messy. You could've found this for yourself by just trying it.

>> No.12000052

>>11999962
If you lube just your dick, the lube is going to rub off your dick onto the hole, and then your dick will have a dry spot, and that will stick to hole and feel bad.

If you lube just the hole, the lube is going to rub off the hole onto your dick, and then the hole will have a dry spot, and that will stick to your dick and feel bad.

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12000123

Has anyone here tried this hole? Known as "easy's vol 1", made by ToysHeart.

http://www.toysheart.com/product/easys_vol_1.html
http://en-nls.com/pict1-4553?c2=12001011&incart=1

If you've tried it, what was your experience with it like?

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>>12000123

http://image.e-nls.com/pict_pc/1_1165577907_2_5024_02.jpg

I'm sorry I couldn't be of any help

>> No.12000260

Can you get any of these in Canada without looking like a pedo?

>> No.12000277

>>12000260
well the packaging is discreet...
unless you were going to show your "friends" or something...

>> No.12000281

>>12000260
Stop getting loli holes.
Meiki 005 for real men who don't prey on young girls

>> No.12000297

Are you supposed to use water along with the lube?
I bought Peace's and it seems really thick and sticky.

>> No.12000504

>>12000297
it's common to dilute for thicker lubes such as peace's but entirely optional

>> No.12000526

>>12000277
>>12000281
i want a meiki but do any of them even ship to Canada?

>> No.12000587

>>12000526
do even bother to read or bother going to the vendors website?
http://en-nls.com/plist_p-12001311
http://en-nls.com/page_shopinfo.php#whyshop2
do you research before posting

>> No.12000698

Another paranoid Canadian here. I live in Vancouver,BC and am looking to get my first few onaholes from NLS. I have already read the small FAQ poster here, but it really isn't that in depth.

The only other hole I have tried is a black tenga flip (little too tight for me and uncomfortable at times, but I CAN fit). Size = 6 inches length, 5.12 inches circumference.

I am ready to buy the following based on my /jp/ research:

Proof of Meiki 005 http://en-nls.com/pict1-15738
R-20 http://en-nls.com/pict1-20034

subtotal CAD109.51
EMS Shipping (up to 2,000g) CAD44.72
TOTAL CAD $154.23

My questions are:

1) are duties and taxes included in shipping?

Only other out of country shit I have bought online were clothe from LL Bean and I ended up getting a B-3 form (?!) in the mail stating my items names, value, and duties.

I am a NEET living with parents, so I don't need this randomly showing up in the mail.

I also don't need to be surprised by something retarded like cash on delivery for the mail man to pay for my duties or a random letter 2 months later stating my paid duties on onaholes.


These laws are different for each province and are full of legalese, so can someone else who has order from NLS via E-packet
tell me what to expect shipping to Vancouver,BC? I'd hope I don't have to deal with this bullshit for $150 over 2 holes. Is this based on price or what?

2) are the Meiki 005 and R-20 accommodating for westies or are they tighter than the flip black?

3) Is this a good starting selection for a diverse experience... any others I should check out?

4) customs shouldn't have any issues with the artwork on these holes right? should I request for packaging/art work to be removed anyway?

5) I am going to be using spare tenga lube I have (mild, wild, and real). Should I get peace or is this good enough?

6) EMS the best shipping option for time, money, convenience, and customs staying off my shit?

7) anything else I should know about durability issues, etc?

>> No.12000762

>>12000698
Those holes are good. Get better lube than the tenga since you're ordering stuff from Japan anyway, get Japanese lube.
The packaging seems fine.

>EMS the best shipping option for time, money, convenience, and customs staying off my shit?
Not sure tbh. I'd just use DHL.

>> No.12000915

I want to order from NLS but also want to buy an ALICEだよっ.
I think it is wiser to use something like JSS but have no idea what I'm doing.

Anyone got a sticky or can help me out as to how JSS works?

>> No.12001023

>>12000915
Does nls stock the alice dayo? I think you can only get it from their site.

In cases like these, where the shop won't accept foreign cards or just won't let you order unless you're from japan, you have to use JSS's online shopping service.

Create an order, give them a link to the item that you want, pay them the cost of the item and JSS will place the order for you. Once they've received the item they'll let you know again and this time you pay for the shipping + the service fee for using the service.

>> No.12001096

>>12000698
>7) anything else I should know about durability issues, etc?

I'd say get the repair kit while you're at it. I don't know how good it is but my dick is pretty much identical to yours and I tore my supposedly durable onahole a new hole.

I managed to fix it with super glue but I did a messy job hence why I ordered a new one.

Never give it a dicking where it can't expand. Especially not between your bed and matress.

>> No.12001131

>>12001096
Alright thanks.

What hole out of curiosity and do you like it?

>> No.12001135

>>12001023
nls doesn't stock it, have to buy it direct from alice-stage I think.

I want to buy stuff from nls AND alice though, can I get them to order both from the different websites and combine them to save on the shipping?

>> No.12001138

>>12000698
I'm the same size and I started with a black flip and liked it until I got the meiki 005. Its a thousand times better than the tenga. Get it and better lube, too.

>> No.12001144

>>12001138
Alright, getting the meiki 005.

Is it equal than, less than, or greater to the fliphole black in tightness? The black is a little too small girth wise I find.

>> No.12001148

>>12001131
This one because I read it was sturdy and good for beginners:

http://en-nls.com/pict1-31572

It's alright I suppose but in hindsight I'd have ordered something else.

>> No.12001157

>>12001144
Looser and much softer

>> No.12001158

>>12001157
Alright thanks, I hear it is a dual layered hole and has problems with separation? just go easy on the thing?

>> No.12001171

>>12001158
I've had mine 5 months and have used it probably around 30 times. I take good care of it and haven't noticed any problems with it yet.

>> No.12001177

>>12001135
You might be able to get the guys at NLS to get it for you, but I can't be 100% sure. I know they were able to get the LO Kupa before they actually stocked it on their site.

>> No.12001287

>>12001177
Not possible, NLS doesn't order from other sites, just from the manufacturers they sell items of in the first place.

>>12001135
Easiest would be to just use cheapest shipping with both NLS and JSS, really.

>> No.12001296

>>12001177
Not possible, NLS doesn't order from other sites, just from the manufacturers they sell items of in the first place.

>>12001135
Easiest would be to just use cheapest shipping with both NLS and JSS, really.
JSS can order from different websites for you of course, but there's shopping service fee which could end up costly.

>> No.12001353

>>12001296
Hahah dammit, I literally just emailed their customer support asking them to.

Definitely the simplest way of going about it. Don't think I'm confident enough to screw around with JSS bulk yet.

So many hoops, Alice better be good. Thinking I'll get a AGMv1

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http://m.jlist.com/product/AO046

What are novelty onaholes? And I was thinking of getting this one, but from a different website.

>> No.12001396

>>12001353
If you like soft materials, AGMv1 is truly the best imo.

>> No.12001441

>>12001367
"Novelty" is just a made up word to go along with "joke goods" or w/e. Anyway, most parody holes are complete shit. They're usually cheap and really bad, just made to sell with the parody art.

>> No.12001442

Can someone recommend some that stay warm well?
I was thinking something foam-like, maybe the Nukut?

>> No.12001457

>>11998658
I like 17 Bordeaux more then R-20, although i tried it only once. It was too rough and little too large. I'll keep using 17B for now.

>> No.12001482

>>11998454
Hold on a minute, what you're refering to as "Meiki hip" is korean shit sold by western jews.
I bought one of theirs before, material is shit, and the whole thing is overpriced for what it is.
You will regret buying it.
>>11998491
So, what you're saying is that you're too dumb to find an onahole that isn't a lolihole but is good? Because there's plenty of those.


>>11998054
Isn't the 001 super thin at the end of the tunnel? I heard it had good (ie low) traction resistance and stretches well, but what really matters is compression resistance. In fact high traction resistance and low compression resistance is what you want (and that's why both alice stage AGM are great).
Also there was this whole thing about the 001 and the up/down (品格) manufacturing process being somewhat of a clusterfuck and the softness varied a lot (some hole being too damn fucking hard as a result). Not sure if it's still a problem.
Also I'm more interested by the injuku (淫熟) but it's probably too short so I won't buy it unless I have too much money and nothing else to buy.

>>11999520
Depends, do you want an agressively lewd smell or a gentle lewd smell?
gentle lewd smell: 女子校生のアナルの匂い & 女子校生のマ○コの匂い with preferences for the second one
agressive lewd smell: 女子校生の性器の匂い & 女子校生の潮吹きの匂い both have an animal-like lewd smell yet are different in flavour.

女子校生の聖水 and 女子校生のワキの匂い are good as well but they don't even last throughout the day, once dried up everything is gone. 女子校生の体臭 isn't nearly as good as ワキの匂い buy it will last over a week, and combines well with other smell, making it a must-have if you have a daki and are interested in smell-products.

女子校生の足の匂い actually doesn't smell like feet, it smells like how socks would smell after spending a sweaty day in those leater loafers they wear in high school.

>> No.12001484

>>11999263
Depends. I spent over 1.5k EUR last year, but if you stick to the best (venus, aliceだよっ and a few hotpowers) you'll spend 200-300 max and be set for at least 2 years.
By living alone, at this point I'd need to buy furniture if I wanted to hide my onahole.
>>11999962
no
>>12000526>>12000698
Use the archive. It's all there.
>>12001023
> I think you can only get it from their site.
the answer to this is in the archive and at least one pastebin.
>>12001158
>I hear it is a dual layered hole and has problems with separation?
You only heard a quarter of the explaination then.
holes like seventeen , seventeen evo and seventeen bordeaux have separation problems; their inner layer is big.
holes like meiki 005, the tamatoys fela hole, etc with thin dual layers that are just some coating inside tend to peel off. Some companies like magic eyes make good dual layers but NPG (maker of 005) isn't known for their durability. Well 005 is much more durable than most of their prodcuts but it's still noticeably more fragile than a venus for example.
>>12001353
>Thinking I'll get a AGMv1
Just a minor warning: It's softer than daimaoh's soft material, you if you're not in soft materials you'll probably prefer the v2.
>>12001367
Novelty means "whacky japanese product"
>>12001442
Nukut is advertised to stay warm but I don't think I've ever heard of someone testing it on /jp/. There's also the new "mens max orb" that comes with its two warming sticks, but don't expect great things.

>> No.12001488

>>11995190
Just cleaned out my onaholes and they smelled like dead fish

The box that I threw them in also had "wet marks" that wouldn't disappear even with water. Peaces was the lube I used.

Cocolo's anus looked a little deformed also, either from deterioration caused by the lube or my massive schlong.

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>>11999520

>> No.12001574

Anyone know what this Grand Madison is? Better priced meiki ...?
http://www.amazon.co.jp/s?ie=UTF8&field-keywords=Grand%20Madison&index=hpc-jp

>> No.12001595
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>>12001482
>Also I'm more interested by the injuku (淫熟) but it's probably too short
I remember you mentioning it before. You really think it's too short? It looks pretty big to me.

>> No.12001641

>>11999182
ordered my Mouth of Truth from NLS just now. looking forward to it.

>> No.12001886
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Am i missing anything?

>> No.12001892

>>12001886
if that's the only onahole you want, I think you're set

>> No.12001913

>>12001886
medium toy bag is probably a better fit for the lolinco than a large one but it's not that big a deal

>> No.12001959

>>12001892
I was thinking of getting a fella but not sure what to get.

i heard http://en-nls.com/pict1-34030?c2=9999 is good though

>> No.12001973

>>12001959
Just go for http://en-nls.com/pict1-39305?c2=1111
Magic Eyes makes good shit.

>> No.12001986

>>12001973
No, get this one: http://en-nls.com/pict1-38358

>> No.12001989

>>12001986
How could you? This is our little secret.

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>>12001973
>teeth

fucking sold.

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It came in from finally

>> No.12002134

>>12002060
lolinco material compared to the Roa's material is much better
Roa's material feels rubbery and elasticy while the Lolinco's feels more marshmallowy and soft yet firm
also you can go alot deeper in the lolinco

>> No.12002191

>>12002060
fuck the puni virgin now and report back

>> No.12002241
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>>12002191
The Puni was packaged is a nice sturdy box compared to any boxes I've gotton so far
pulling the Puni out of the plastic wrap was also premium because there was barely any oil leakage from the hole it self on the plastic wrap and didn't stink all
The lolico's plastic wrap was smeared with oil and leaving it on the table left alot of oil behind (probably because its new) and it stunk quite abit
Back to the Puni
The material used on the Puni was very silky and soft,
this is my first single layer hole and I did notice it didn't grab my dick as much as duel layer holes but I barley noticed it
It also was nice doing it doggy style while the small ass hits you whenever you bottom out
It wasn't as tight as the lolinco obviously, neither as stimulating but it is very comfy and forgiving on dick (not saying it isn't stimulating)

>> No.12002271

>Arrival at inward office of exchange

excitement_intensifies.gif

>> No.12002287
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>>12002241
I also noticed a little tearing after a second round like you see in daimaoh review
http://daimaoh.co.jp/item3531.html
I think is prone to do that

>> No.12002343

>>12002271
what are you getting?

>> No.12002352
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>>12002343
Just this.

>> No.12002478

http://en-nls.com/pict1-39305?c2=1111
Thinking about ordering this to Canada will it get through or is the packaging2lewd

>> No.12002482

>[28-03-2014] [01:20] [TOKYO INT BAG] : Forwarded for export
>[28-03-2014] [23:48] [International Hub] : Received in destination country
>[28-03-2014] [23:55] [International Hub] : Awaiting Customs clearance

Shit, that's fast, even for EMS. No doubt it'll be stuck in customs for a week, though.

>> No.12002483

>>12002478
Why can't you fucking faggot Canadians read? Why don't you ever listen to anybody? Just why?

>> No.12002493

>>12002483
Why do you have to be so mean? i'm just asking a question ...

>> No.12002498

>>12002493
Your question has been answered. Several fucking times. Not only in the pastebin and the archives but in this very thread. Don't complain about me being mean when you don't even have the courtesy to read what's been given to you.

>> No.12002512

>>12002478
Are you fucking illiterate? i literary just posted
>>11998005 yesterday
>>12002483
Yes I can read, its just this guy

>> No.12002614

>>12002352
I hope you ordered lube with her. Please god say you ordered a bottle of peace's or something with it.

>> No.12002806 [DELETED] 

is RDC reading the thread? I had a question about phimosis. you said you had mild phimosis. BIG PENIS. and onahole usage cured it.
my question: after you got the skin back the first time, was it still tight for a while after that? thx. btw how big is your PENIS? just wondering

>> No.12002826 [DELETED] 

>>12002806
liek dis big

>> No.12002970

>>12002614
I think he's on his floor crying because he forgot his lube since he didn't respond

on the topic of lube, tried Golden lube today
quality&usage golden>peace's
quantity Peaces's>golden
https://en-nls.com/pict1-32177?c2=9999

>> No.12003017

>>12002482
That's crazy fast.

>> No.12003021

>>12002970
>You can easily remove the label when you don't want anyone to notice that it's your partner

>> No.12003136

>>12002614
>>12002970

>I hope you ordered lube with her.

Of course, who the hell fuck their plastic toys without lube?

>> No.12003166

>>12003021
I fucking love NLS engrish:

>Baby-faced Green-ass Teacher Hina

>> No.12003242

>>12003136
there was that one guy in a thread a while back who decided to save the sachet with his Rina for later and went at it dry

>> No.12003251 [DELETED] 

>>12003242
When I had a meiki I once tried it dry. Actually came using precum alone. It's the perfect way to utterly destroy the toy though (friction), so it's a really bad idea.

>> No.12003257

>>12003242
When I had a meiki I once tried it dry. Actually came using precum alone. It's the perfect way to permanently damage the toy though (friction), so it's a really bad idea.

>> No.12003279
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12003279

Loving this little thing. Really good value, materials feel great and it stretches well.
I find it better than the Sujiman Rina/Roa.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-38496

Wonder if the Mouth of Truth is better though.

>> No.12003287
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12003287

Nothing happened in the past 3 days. It's e-packet. Am I fucked?

>> No.12003292

>>12003287
Fucking be patient, that's totally normal.

>> No.12003346

>>12002241
>It also was nice doing it doggy style while the small ass hits you whenever you bottom out

I love this so much on large enough holes.

>> No.12003933

>>12000698
use dhl. just ordered 300 dollars worth. came in 2 days no duty. never use ems. also, canadian here.

>> No.12004089
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12004089

Anybody actually uses onaholes like pic related? I think I'd go limp from just touching it, let alone looking at it.

>> No.12004094

>>12004089
>not wanting monster girl onaholes

>> No.12004103

>>12004094
You mean real pussies?

>> No.12004107

>>12004089
What is it supposed to be anyway?

>> No.12004111

>>12004107
It says "melt" on it, so a burn victim onahole I suppose?

>> No.12004112
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12004112

>>12004103
Nah, something like this.

>> No.12004114

Hrmm i can't decide between the Meiki 005 and maria ozawa meiki or any suggestions to which i should pick?

>> No.12004122

>>12004112
I dunno man, these pussies obviously do not belong to the girls on the boxes and I'm not really aroused by the idea of fucking a plesioth or a pink rathian.

>> No.12004201

>>12002483
Because they're all chinks from Hongcouver or Toronto.

>> No.12005046

Anyone know if there is an alternative store to diamoah to buy a venus from?

Made an order with jss sitting in limbo because practically everything is out of stock

>> No.12005223

>>12005046
You could contact queencat to ship to you.

>> No.12005267

>>12005223
How high is the extra cost?

>> No.12005846
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12005846

Does having sex with a onahole make you lose your virginity?
will i never be a wizard now?

>> No.12005855

>>12005846
Most plastics are made from petroleum so maybe?

But that would mean you're fucking your dead great great great great great ancestors.

And you might be turned into an onahole too in a few millions years.

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12005862

>>12005855
>You might be turned into a onahole in a few million years

Just what i wanted.

>> No.12006793

>>12005846
nothing wrong with polishing your wand with some silicone anon.

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