yukkuri thread

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>Patchouli-types are asthmatic and physically weak. They usually only say "mukyu." They tend to be easier to train, and have a greater capacity for intelligence. They are filled with raw cream.

this sounds so goddamn appealing to eat, it's not even funny. imagining the soft dough and the cold raw cream coming out is like having a mouthgasm

tastiest yukkuri?

[紅 美鈴 門門 !!jbNr9Gc7HBh No.]

>>1199033
She will scream...

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>1199033
patchy has two yukuris in her breats.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1199034

too asthmatic

would only wheeze pitifully

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>>1199035
Do they also contain raw cream?

[Anonymous No.]

Previous thread
>>1192092

Yu11.doc:
http://rapidshare.com/files/139067834/yu11.doc.html

Translated Folder # 2 (updated):
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DTYJLXSA

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>>1199080

Kaguya stinks.

[Anonymous No.]

New comic by a new artist. Apparently it revolves around a paradise for yukkuris.

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>>1199093
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>>1199107
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>>1198902
>stealth camouflage devices, which makes for an amusing story in which an (invisible) Anon holds a daikon and beats yukkuris with it, shouting "How dare you try to eat me, the mighty Daikon!".
Sounds like LOL, do want!

[Anonymous No.]

I during adorable.

In before grimdark.

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>>1199114
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFISHING???

[Anonymous No.]

YukkuYoumu is the tastiest. She's filled with dark chocolate

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>>1199122
Chen-types are the dark choco ones.

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>>1199122
That would be Chen.

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>>1199093
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>>1199114
Nuclear tests are made in that island. Radiation turns one (or more) yukkuris into Yukkurizillas.
CALLING IT RIGHT NOW!

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>>1199114

Oh wow, Navy Yukkurisa is somehow a Gar moeblob.

>>1199152

Don't worry. Kimeemamera is a friend to all children.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm allergic to cream, so i'd prolly just keep one as a pet if I ever found one.

[Anonymous No.]

I like how we talk about yukkuris as if dogs, cats, and people aren't made of food.

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WTF? why are they working?

why are they not taking it easy?

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>>1199174
Yes, but yukkuris are literally bean paste/meat

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>>1199174
Yes, but yukkuris are literally bean paste/meat/chocolate buns.

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>>1199175
In paradise, even work is easy!
so, they're working it easy!

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>>1199181
So are animals! WHAT YOU NEVER KNEW THAT?

BIRDS ARE FULL OF CHOCOLATE.

[Anonymous No.]

Please tell me that the isla story doesn't end with that...

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>>1199174
Yukkuri have no bones, fur, or organs (in before that previous comic) so they're much easier to eat.

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>>1199189
ANIMALS HAVE NO BONES.
YOU HAVE NO BONES.

I WILL EAT YOU!

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>>1199175
I asked about this in a previous thread. I still have no idea what 'Taking it easy' is, but it is not simply sitting completely stationary. Someone described it as "the state in which a yukkuri can be a yukkuri". So hopping around, eating, being with family, getting refreshes are all definitely part of this. I don't see why working is totally unreasonable.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1199174

Except that you can eat almost all of a yukkuri without having to crack apart bones, cut through muscle, or scoop out unappetizing/poisonous internal organs.

Granted, if I had the jaw strength of a Great White Shark I'd probably not have to worry about these things.

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>>1199216
No, because I can already tell that you can't write for shit

[Anonymous No.]

I WISH TO FUCK THE LITTLE YUKKURI.
I wonder if I should write a story where after torturing a yukkuri, Anon pops a boner and decides to fuck the paste out of a yukkuri.
He gets off on it so hard, he decides to take up raping yukkuri's as a hobby, as it is a new kind of cruelty he hasn't inflicted apon them yet.


MY DICK IS FULL OF BEES.

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>>1199203
...Are you fucking dumb? JUST RIP INTO IT WITH YOUR TEETH! YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING IF YOUR TEETH CAN PIERCE ITS FLESH!

RIP AND TEAR!

[Anonymous No.]

If we were all made of candy, would we just run around devouring one another? I'd like to think not, but I guess that's an idealistic view.

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>>1199221
really? because i could say the same about everyone else here.

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>>1199203
Who needs jaws you when have hands? Merely bite on a mouth guard to increase your power by 150%! Then you can punch things to a pulp.

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>>1199225
Rather I eat you than the other way around. Enjoy your early death, deliciously naive candy Anon.

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>>1199114
I must destroy this peaceful society. Don't you dare to stop me.

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Anon heads to his field to harvest the daikons he's been raising. When he's almost done, a Reimu/Marisa couple appears and claims that the food is theirs now. He doesn't plan to give the remaining daikons to them, so he pushes a switch in his clothes and moves toward them. He lifts them up, and they exclaim "It's like I'm flying in the sky!" He then throws them at the fence. They can't understand what just happened, but they choose not to dwell on it and head toward the daikons again. This process is repeated many times. "But it's supposed to be Reimu's food!!!" "I don't get it, but sit there and let us eat you!!!" They're completely fixated on the daikon, and haven't even noticed Anon. That, of course, is natural.
Optical camouflage suit, kappa-made.
"YUGIIIII!!! I'M BEGGING YOU, LET ME EAT YOU!!!" "YOU'RE MARISA'S FOOD, SO GET EATEN EASY!!!" They're quite pissed. Anon then picks up a daikon, and hovers it over them. "Yay, mister food came to us!" "You should have done so from the beginning!" Anon, however, pulls it away at the last moment. He then runs away, luring them into the forest. They reach a river, and he dangles the daikon over it. The yukkuris can't reach it, so they decide to leave in a huff. Anon throws it at them. Marisa states that it's a badly behaved vegetable, but it'll eat it anyway.

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>>1199232
Why not just lock yourself in a room and eat yourself? Then you'll never have to worry about someone else eating you, and you'll always have plenty of food to eat...

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>>1199236
Anon then starts talking on behalf of the daikon, in a Kamina-like voice. "Hey, hey, hey, you've got balls, trying to eat me!" The yukkuris are bewildered, and try to eat the daikon again, but "I'm the one who's talking! You dirty yukkuris, trying to eat me? Rude fuckers, aren't ya!?" They're surprised by the talking vegetable, which then challenges them to a fight, moving around in an 8-shape. Marisa charges, but it gets smashed into a tree. "Whoa, you're weak!" Reimu then charges, and gets smashed onto the ground. "You wanna eat me, huh? At this rate, you're gonna get eaten, dumbasses!" This ends after ten minutes, with the declaration "You really are small fry, huh!?" The yukkuris are incredibly pissed, and their bean paste brain doesn't allow more complex thoughts than "mister vegetable won't let me eat him". The daikon then leaves, saying "Learn from this, and never try to eat us vegetables again!" The yukkuris are left screaming in frustration.

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>>1199080
Oh shit son! Kaguya's about to fuck that nigga up fo real dawg.

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>>1199236
>>1199239
Wow, that was great even without the usual bean paste splattering. Thanks for the summary, Summary Anon.

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Translations?

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>>1199238
It's not energy efficient. By just sitting here, I waste tons of energy just due to body temperature. If I don't introduce new energy (you) to my system, I'll just waste away and die. Now, hold still so I can eat you easy.

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>>1199252

Looks like an original story. I highly doubt the Japanese would use Kamina-like voice in their stories.

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>>1199234
I'll stop you! BY RAPING YOU TO DEATH AND EATING YOUR CORPSE!

I MUCH PREFER TORTURING HUMANS TO LITTLE CREATURES!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1199259

Yuyu-sama? When did you get Internet?

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>>1199239

(just a made-up end by me)

And when he went back to his crops, they are almost gone; eaten by other wild yukkuris that came by.

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>>1199264
No, it's fuku1503.txt.

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>>1199273
What'd you expect? I'm tired of all these damn Yukkuri threads anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is quasi-roleplay around here.

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>>1199189
what about Mystia yukkuris (inb4 "Mystia is already food anyway")? there's that one pic with the Yuyuko and Mystia yukkuris where bones are left behind.

Are they filled with KFC or something?

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Awesome spray is awesome

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>>1199033 this sounds so goddamn appealing to eat, it's not even funny.

That was the first thing I thought when I read the Patchoulikkuri description. Now this thread is making me hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd love to see plants counterattacking.
Bean paste is rich in things plants need, right?

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>>1199284
I bet Yuyuko ate something with the Mystiakkuris.

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Yukkuris are the niggers of Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko comic. Yukkuris can't share, the BASTARDS

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>>1199277

I still like the meme, but I think I liked it because of how little sense it made. My interest in the material kind of declines in proportion to how seriously people take it.

I mean, it's Gensokyo, it pretty much means 'Fairyland'. There's dark, but it's cautionary folktale/looming monsters dark, not Discovery Channel dog-eat-dog dark. Where's the whimsy? I demand more whimsy, sirs.

I guess I never really got into the whole BAD END thing, either. Maybe I'm not enough of a VN fan for that.

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>>1199354
I prefer whimsy to GRIM DARK.

I get too much GRIMDARK from /tg/. That's why I came to /jp/, because it wasn't as GRIMDARK as /tg/.

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>>1199354
I prefer GRIMDARK. Seriously, the evolution of the yukkuri fad overall is just plain amazing. First it was some shitty fanart, then whimsy fanart, mythos, people eventually getting fed up with the whimsy bullshit, and now we have the current torture phase.

Almost reminds me of how punk started. People got fed up with all the glam in rock and now we've reduced things back to primitive brutality.

I'm tired.

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>>1199354
>>1199372

Have you considered going to the other threads on this board?

Whatever. Is this better?

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>>1199420
Incredibly.

D'awwwwww.

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>>1199416
You're also soulless.

By the way? Punk rock SUCKS.
Whimsy is adorable.

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>>1199372

Yeah. I actually like /tg/ and /jp/ . . . which I guess /v/ would say makes me an idort. However, I generally like to keep my GRIMDARK in realms where chainsaw swords are commonplace rather than injecting it into whimsy.

Back when I was like, 6 years old, the idea of a bunch of tanks overrunning the My Little Pony ranch and there being BLOOD and EXPLOSIONS everywhere was the pinnacle of awesome. Injecting that sort of sadistic bloodlust into a whimsical land now just seems kind of . . . odd.

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>>1199427
I'm bored so I'm going to post more then. 3 more untranslated then I'll find some edited ones.

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>>1199460
oh shit...so cute...must...rape.

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>>1199477
The more pure something is, the more enjoyable it is to defile it. Isn't that right, anon-san?

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>>1199477
Enough of your rape.

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>>1199480
Yukkuri are far from pure.

Yes, even these

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>>1199472
Isn't that one kinda easy?

The person speaking is "Yukkuri", everything else is just Yuing.

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>>1199492
They're far from pure, but they are pretty innocent. Sure they rape each OTHER, but it's pure instinct.

What i'm saying is, I'd hit it.

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>>1199494
I can't edit for shit. I can barely even recognize any phrase.

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And I'm done posting those images. I like both, but prefer GRIMDARK.

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>>1199416
Grimdark and gore is boring as fuck.

That's my problem with it.

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>>1199510

Eh, they only rape each other in the stories where people decide they do. People can make up all the rules they want about how Alices 'must' behave, but no one has to care or obey them.

If we want them to be adorable . . .

>>1199507

. . . they are.

And if you want to imagine that later that Alice went on to murder and rape four hundred yukkuris, twelve goldfish, and a mime, then it did . . . in your mind, which is all any of this is.

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>>1199537

>>1199420
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>>1199520

And those aren't?

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>>1199477
And this will be the result.

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>>1199544
Perhaps the same could be said of all touhou fanworks. Alice types being rapists is practically canon (as I said in the previous thread, yukkuri should have some canon). Just like Flandre being an unstable destroyer is canon. And then you get fanart like this.

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>>1199544
There are a few well-behaved and wise Alices, but they are the exceptions amongst exceptions. Saying that not all Alices are rapists is like saying that not all war veterans have killed people. Sure, some may exist. Somewhere.

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>>1199537 is a spy from Yukkureenpeace.

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>>1199564
WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF WAR? UNTIL YOU SEE YOUR BUDDY GUNNED DOWN IN THE RICE PADDIES, DON'T TELL ME WHAT WAR IS.

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>>1199575
I know one thing.
It never changes.

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>>1199564
WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF WAR? UNTIL YOU SEE YOUR BUDDY EXPLODE IN A ROAD IN BAGHDAD, DON'T TELL ME WHAT WAR IS.

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>>1199575
>>1199577
>>1199579
What have I started?

[Anonymous No.]

DAWWWWW

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking city sect.

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>>1199561

What I'm saying is that we should screw 'canon' and let people have their own fun. It's not like yukkuri is some limited resource we're fighting over.

There's no point to anyone arguing over it, unless, I suppose that arguing over yukkuri is their idea of how to have fun with yukkuri.

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>>1199564
WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF DANMAKU? UNTIL YOU SEE YOUR BUDDY BURNED TO POINT ITEMS, DON'T TELL ME WHAT DANMAKU IS.

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[Anonymous No.]

Invasion of the Big Giant Head!

Featuring the voice of William Shatner.

[Anonymous No.]

How could you say no to this head?

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>>1199606
I simply do not like the idea of people making stuff up as it becomes convenient. I like the yukkuri images; both abuse and AWWWW, but find it annoying that people make shit up so often to make those images as opposed to sticking to some ruleset; "This is how a yukkuri should behave under these circumstances; This is what a yukkuri is made of; This is what a yukkuri values". They make those up in addition to "These are the circumstances that a group of yukkuri face". I do not know if one is objectively preferred over the other for doujin works/fanfiction, but I do know that I do not like it and thus am voicing my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

I love ASCII art.

[Anonymous No.]

Cha la HEAD cha la!

[Anonymous No.]

My favorite image so far.

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>>1199716
That's nice.

But I don't care about your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

Could I get a translation for the attached? Text found below-

結婚報告はがき

結　　婚　　し　　ま　　し　　た
私たち、今最高に幸せです！

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>>1199716

Good and evil, pleasure and pain, rules and chaos, the whimsical and the grim, taking it easy and being unable to take it easy like this.

Each of us has our sides that we like, and our sides we dislike, but all are yukkuri.

If only Touhou had some convenient way to symbolize this duality . . . maybe if one of the main characters could . . . nah, I got nothing.

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>>1199839
And when the body's eyes meet with the spirit's eyes, we shall take it easy forever.

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>>1199801

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>>1199861
I expect nothing less from the smartest yukkuri.

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>>1199828
Wedding notification

W E A R E M A R R I E D
We are now extremely happy!

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>>1199900
Holy shit, I knew I gave it the right filename while saving it.

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>>1199839
I've come to disregard others opinions and substitute them with ones of my own.

I suppose i'd make a good politician.

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>>1199971

[Anonymous No.]

Uuu~

[Anonymous No.]

Kimeemaru is the greatest yukkuri.

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>>1199507
Why is yukkurisa scared of alice at first? Any story behind that?

[Anonymous No.]

The only part I care about the Yukkuri is them takin it easy.


I wish I could take it easy.

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>>1200023
It thinks it's an Alice Yukkuri about to rape it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take it easy.
Maybe I will draw some yukkuris taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be6jlCuMvVQ
This is the song YukkuYuka is playing.

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>>1200023
Look at that smile. Alice is not planning anything good.

[Anonymous No.]

Mister Librarian has a Patchouli yukkuri as a pet. You would think this is because Patchouli the(lich) magician enjoys books and Mister enjoys parodies, but it's because Patchouli yukkuris are the most intelligent. Mister has trained his yukkuri not to munch on books(it learns almost as quickly as a human, so it's more like simply telling it not to) and has also allowed it to read some books of it's own.

Over time, Yukkuri Patchouli became a modest sorcerer(ess?), living longer than most yukkuris and is roughly twice as capable of danmaku as a normal fairy. Were it not confined to the relatively tight library, it would have grown into a Dosupatchy. Being rather large for a patchouli(waist height, 2-3ft diameter) and quite intelligent and magically adept, it is generally treated as a librarian's assistant rather than a pet.

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>>1200362
>lich
what?

[Anonymous No.]

One day, Mister has just laid out a new novel on his desk when he hears a commotion from near the front door. Glancing away from his reading and over his glasses, he sees a handful of gangsters assaulting his pet.

"Kick it again! Fuck yes!"

"Hand me the knife!"

"If you don't stop, I'll hurt you back mukyuu!"

Mister stands up to interfere when yukkuri patchouli and one of the gangsters suddenly scream at once. The gangster, backing up, holding his gut as if he had been stabbed. The rest stop and look at their comrade as he falls and knocks over a stack of red books by a man named Peter. Mister was the first to speak up.

"Get out of here! Hooligans!" he shouts at the remaining gangsters, but has his eyes on the fallen one.

"Yeah! Get out easy and don't come back!"

The gangsters take an awkward leave, somewhat unsure of what to do about their pal before closing the door behind them.

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>>1200390
Patchouli is a magician that has extended her lifespan through magical means.

Think about it.

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>>1200438
It doesn't mean she's become one of the undead.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought she was a natural magician, unlike, say, Alice. Her long life comes from the fact she's a youkai.

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>>1200447
>>1200450
I WANTED A REASON TO USE PARENTHESES, OKAY?!

God, you people are pushy.

[The Otou-Chan Seducer !!xD3ZtoamYBe No.]

stop posting yukkuri it hurts me why cant we live in peace and love

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>>1200435

>Hooligans!

You have my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

I always feel the need to do what Yuyuko did with the Yukkurisa when I see yukkuris. I can't explain why, and that's the worst, but something about their behavior, their expression, it just fuels me with RAGE

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>>1198423

I translated it as "Peni Peni" because that's the term they use. They seem to have made it up out of the English "penis", and it's not a common word. I think it's supposed to be specific to yukkuris.

Their equivalent for "pee pee" is "chin chin", they specifically don't use it.

And I kept the particle "GAAAA" because that's part of the scream, and it sounds more gutteral than stretching "Pee" or "peni".

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>>1200639
I can make a second version. It'll only take a minute, and I'll just keep both.

[Anonymous No.]

Do I have to say "take it easy!" in Japanese to communicate with a yukkuri, or they will understand it if I say in any other language (as if the phrase had a meaning to them that goes beyond the language it is spoken in)?

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>>1200639

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Just make up whatever, they're fictional talking blobs anyway. Too much logic will ruin the ambiance.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone please.... explain this image to me.

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>>1200573
I'll tell you why.

Because you're subhuman.
You deserve to die!

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>>1200738
holy shit she's smoking a yukkuri

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>>1200747
>Drop dead easy!

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>>1200738
Lung damage easy.

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And that's all I have for edits right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Bump. Repost for awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone edit this one? It has been a month or two since it has been translated, and nobody has tried editing it yet.

1 - Fight, Maka!
(angry)
2 - Do your be-
-Shut up! Go away! (I have a test tomorrow!)
(BAM)
3 - ...u...
(scratch)
4 - Maka! Maka!
(scratch x4)
5 - (It got quiet all of a sudden...)
(sfx: silence)
6 - Kid?
(open)

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>>1200901
we still need a translation for this one and the one that goes with it

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE RAPE PHASE

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>>1200889

That...this...I really don't want to think about this one too hard.

[Touhou Expert (has +4700 touhou pics) !msaexoQY3c No.]

sage

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get it.

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>>1200901

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>>1200946
Nobody will ever rape a yukkuri. Stop asking

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>>1200972
Somebody took a completely innocent picture of someone pouring sauce or something on their supper, and turned it into a yukkuri.

[Anonymous No.]

I would have a patchouli yukkuri. I'd treat it nice, because I'd always feel bad for it. Maybe a marisa too, which I'd bully and tease a bit.

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>>1200987

One day, Wriggle was getting upset that her fellow bugs were being eaten by yukkuris. She flew down from her tree and landed in the middle of a group of yukkuris and tore off her bloomers, exposing her hard cock. She grabbed the nearest yukkurisa and shoved her hard cock into the yukkuri's mouth. Her hard thrusts were tearing the yukkuri apart. As Wriggle reached climax, she ejactulated small insects into the yukkuri, which devoured it from within. Her hungry cock still lusting for more, she proceeded to bludgeon the remaining yukkuris to death with her engorged meat pole. The end.

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>>1201084

BEST END

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>>1200639
Why do you insist? You made a mistake that can only be excused if you're a first year student. If you want a scream, make it "ALICE'S PEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!". Keeping the article is completely wrong. The more you insist, the more you'll embarass yourself.

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>>1201194

However, this is not the case. The group of yukkurisa start to cackle in unison and start move wander around erratically. Concerned about their comrades, the other yukkuri asked them what the problemis. Their reply is met by a murderous statement. "DROP DEAD, EASY!!!"

Suddenly, the group of yukkurisa start to pound against their comrades. The army is forced to defend itself. 150 yukkuri perish in this battle.

What just happened? This was the universal question among the army.

Yukkuri tells them that existence made out of several things. This fact is especially pronounced within the border of reality and fantasy. Those who are weak minded will lose to their other selves. Just now, the group of yukkurisa fell prey to the collective belief that "yukkurisa has a dormant murderous side"

The army start to panic. They ask Yukari if the same will happen others. Yukari tells them that the yukkuri have varying resistance to this. The best way is to finish their journey as soon as possible and prevent these kind of incidents.
to be continued...

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Desperate to escape their increasingly brutal treatment, the brightest of the yukkuri decided to seek Yukari's help for a way out of their plight

Yukari tells them that what they desire lies within the border of fantasy and reality and she can take them there. She warns them however, that it won't be an easy journey and not everyone will come back alive.

The yukkuri take some time to discuss it among themselves. Eventually a decision to take the journey is made. Many yukkuri, excited by the promise of freedom, volunteered to help. All in all, 1000 yukkuri decide to take the journey.

Yukari gaps them to the border of reality and fantasy and tells them to focus their thoughts on what they desire. An ethereal "take it easy" resounds within the mind of the many yukkuri. Yukari tells them to follow that the voice will lead the way. The journey starts.

Early into the journey their first problem occurs. A large group of Yukkurisa slow down their moving pace. Assuming that perhaps the group is tired, the army decides to take a break.

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>>1201194

However, this is not the case. The group of yukkurisa start to cackle in unison and start move wander around erratically. Concerned about their comrades, the other yukkuri asked them what the problemis. Their reply is met by a murderous statement. "DROP DEAD, EASY!!!"

Suddenly, the group of yukkurisa start to pound against their comrades. The army is forced to defend itself. 150 yukkuri perish in this battle.

What just happened? This was the universal question among the army.

Yukari tells them that existence made out of several things. This fact is especially pronounced within the border of reality and fantasy. Those who are weak minded will lose to their other selves. Just now, the group of yukkurisa fell prey to the collective belief that "yukkurisa has a dormant murderous side"

The army start to panic. They ask Yukari if the same will happen others. Yukari tells them that the yukkuri have varying resistance to this. The best way is to finish their journey as soon as possible and prevent these kind of incidents.
to be continued...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201198
So Yukari warped them somewhere that's not Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201084
GOOD END

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

Oh, by the way, going back to something on the old thread, someone was talking about Kaguya and Parsee-type yukkuris.

Parsee-types are just about as stupid as normal yukkuris and are loners that try to steal other yukkuri's accessories because they naturally don't have any.

Kaguya-types also don't have any accessories, but don't usually interact with normal yukkuris as they are kept guarded by Eirin-types. They're also a bit more intelligent than normal yukkuris.

[Anonymous No.]

We never did get a translation for the SFX and text bubbles in this Tennkoma one. Does anyone wanna give it a go?

[Anonymous No.]

1) *zaaaaa* (pouring rain sound)
2) *thud*
Box: Please treat it nicely
3) "I'm sorry...." "But I can't have our reputation get any worse..."
4) "Please get picked up by a nice person and live happily..."
*zaaaaa*
*pasha pasha* (footsteps in puddles sound)
5) "Work hard easy!" or "Do your best easy!"
6) ".....!!!!"
*zaaaaaa*
*poro poro* (water dripping off Reimu sound)
7) "But it still ends up getting treated like this."
"I get so frustrated." or "It makes me so angry." or "It pisses me off."

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201218

Tension fills the atmosphere, as the army continues their march. The army kept a close eye on the remaining yukkurisas, fearing another similar outbreak.

"Mwamwarissa..." a blonde yukkuri muttered
"w..what is it?" a yukkurisa replied
"I love you.. ahahahaha!!"

With that, a group of alice-types went into a raping spree. Once again the army was forced to defend itself. They were more prepared this time and only 70 yukkuri perished in this event. However, the army did not stop there. The army continued to exterminate all the remaining alice-types.

A large yukkureimu explains her decision "Alice-types are rotten from the start. We agreed to let them help, but it's now clear that they will only be a liability" 80 yukkuri perish in this slaughter. 700 hundred yukkuri remain.

The army continue their march, but their morale has clearly taken a hit.... then, the next incident occurred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201410

"yu!?" A group of Remirya paused suddenly. Following that a painful cacophony of screams was heard. "Yuughaghghhkh!??" "khhahhh!!" "yukkhiuu!"

The Remirya... were melting...

"but why?" the large yukkureimu was puzzled. She did not have much time to ponder about this as the same painful scream was heard from several other groups of Remirya

"yuukghhiu!!"

Powerless to do anything, the yukkuri army watched silently as their comrades melted away.

Yukari commented on the spectacle
"It seems their existence was not fully accepted by the collective belief"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201413
>the creators of the yukkuri race
At last. Now we'll know who to blame when we give in to our killing desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201439
Ourselves (well, our jap equivalents)? Since yukkuri was created by fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201413

"Your opponent is something that no knife or sword or spell card can defeat, but with my powers, it may just be possible to end your suffering"

The yukkuri paused and muttered among themselves.

"Of course, in the end it's still up to you. What now? do you wish to continue your journey or go home?"

There was no need to ask this. After coming this far, the yukkuri only had once choice. And so the army continued, bearing through trials after trials.

On one occasion, yuyuko-types and Remirya types went into a simultaneous feeding rampage. Perhaps this was a blessing in disguise, as both kinds turned on each other in the process. Still, the catastrophic event reduced half of the remaining army.

On another event, the Cirno-types lost all of their reasoning, becoming content to just stare into empty space and drool. Patchouli types collapsed soon following that, but theirs was a different ailment. Their constitution had given up on them.

Things did not go well for the more obscure yukkuri either. Wriggle, Reisen, Kimeemaru, and many others. One by one, these yukkuri types met the same fate as the bodiless Remirya, melting away into nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201592
In b4 Yukari says "I am the creator"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201639
in after lame idea for an ending to this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201639
Better idea: Kid with down syndrome looking into a garbage can filled with assorted pastries until he gets called for dinner. Everything was just his imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

hurry up! I can't take it easy until I read the rest of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201694
>Down syndrome

autism, I fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201694

Idea: It turns out that the creatures were created through the hatred that developed over the years between youkai.The hatred was enveloped by magic and manifested as yukkuri: defenseless, stupid, annoying, and with a reward in them for destroying and torturing them.

Remius and Marisas are so common because there is more resentment towards them then others due to the fact that Remiu and Marisa always fuck up everyone else's shit.

Learning this, the continue their quest through the gates to their fantasies only to realize the one great truth about yukkuri:

Without the suffering, there is not taking it easy. The suffering balances the taking of it easy and therefore must exist in order for their to be any opposite to it.

They arrive at the very spot where they entered the gate, only with 990 yukkuri missing... and one very powerful lesson learned.

[Anonymous No.]

Idea: It turns out that the creatures were created through the hatred that developed over the years between youkai.The hatred was enveloped by magic and manifested as yukkuri: defenseless, stupid, annoying, and with a reward in them for destroying and torturing them.

Reimus and Marisas are so common because there is more resentment towards them then others due to the fact that Reimu and Marisa always fuck up everyone else's shit.

Learning this, the continue their quest through the gates to their fantasies only to realize the one great truth about yukkuri:

Without the suffering, there is no taking it easy. The suffering balances the taking of it easy and therefore must exist in order for their to be any opposite to it.

They arrive at the very spot where they entered the gate, only with 990 yukkuri missing... and one very powerful lesson learned.

[Adjutant‮TACELBAT‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 No.]

>>1201269
Ahh! After 10,000 years I'm finally free! It's time to conquer Earth!

[Anonymous No.]

"TAKE - IT - EASY"
"Take it easy~!"
"TAKE - IT - EASY"
"Yu! Take it easy~!"

The remaining ten surviving yukkuri heard two distinctive voices coming from somewhere around them.

They looked around and found their goal within the range of their sights.

It was still hard to perceive clearly at this distance, but the group could tell that they were looking at several other yukkuri.

"yu..yukkuri?"
"Yu.? is that?"
"Is that.. what we're looking for!?"
"Yuu! We did it, easy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201792

But the two yukkureimu were not interested in praises.

"yuu.. we want to take it easy, now!"
"yuu, let's do this and go home!"

Yukari giggled.
"Of course. Well, then let's conclude this journey"

The group approached their goal and before them they saw 3 other yukkuri.

The survivors saw a group of two yukkureimu and one yukkurisa. Of said group, one of the yukkureimu sat across the yukkurisa, exchanging blank lifeless glances each other. At certain intervals they would utter "TAKE - IT - EASY" at each other. Yet, the tone was cold and wooden. Devoid of any kind of warmth a living creature might have.

The other yukkureimu on the hand, was seemingly no different that a typical yukkureimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201269

Hey, thanks. I've been wondering about Subterranean Animism yukkuris for a while now.

I wonder what Utsuhokkuris are filled with.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking ove these little things, theyare so fucking moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201439
>>1201639
>>1201781
No, anonymous. You are the creators.

>>1201694
You get special mention for realizing that all of 4chan is children with autism looking into a garbage can.

[Adjutant‮TACELBAT‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 No.]

>>1201795
I like where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201795
>>1201795
GOD DAMNIT GET TO THE POINT ALREADY G MAN
...
...
...
I MEAN YUKARI

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201815

And then Anonymous was the creators.

... and nothing of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly, a gigantic burning effigy appeared before the Yukkuri, and they were awestruck. It's simplicity, nay, it's grandeur, almost shattered their feeble minds.

In fifty foot tall letters of flame, there was a single message that bore all their answers:

YHBT LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201847
"Creating this city on a hill, we will not be it's kings...

We will be it's GODS."

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201864
See? Do you all see how evil goes in spirals? Resist your temptation to torture! There is good in you, I know it!

[Anonymous No.]

I must know the end of this story. Will you write it, anon, or wait for another day?

[Anonymous No.]

Good end: Yukkuris discover all the yukkuris that perished in the exodus by some wacky desu ex machina.

True end: Yukkuris discover that they were, in fact, the result of some internet faggot trying to project his ought self. i.e., taking it easy instead of being an angsty idiot to everything that moves, dropping his intellectuality, being connected to instinct, being able to be harmed rather than building a tough exterior. They are the opposites of the anon who made them.

Bad End: Yukkuris discover they were made by anon, but that means they exist in reality, so they pwn Yukari with 3D powerz and become Gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201920
>pwn
>powerz

[Anonymous No.]

I'm losing sleep over this story.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR AUTOSAGEING POST

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201795

One of the surviving yukkureimu approached the group of three

SZZT!!

Yukkureimu was thrown back by a hidden force

yuu!?

"You can't approach them. They are located at the very border that separates fantasy and reality"

"...but, if you listen to what I say, I will help you cross that"

Yukari cleared her throat

"Once upon a time, the God King Z** created the land of Gensokyo and all the laws within it"

"yuu.?"

"However, even the God King could not tend to every detail of Gensokyo. This task fell upon another power"

"yu.."

"This power is known by the humans as the myriad gods of Gensokyo. A force consisting of tens of thousand nameless gods combined. This.. was your creator. And to this day they still govern your fates"

"yuu.!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1202027

"You can not possibly defeat the myriad gods, but there is another way"

Yukari pointed at the yukkureimu and yukkurisa

"TAKE - IT - EASY"
another robotic phrase was heard from the two

"These two are the very first yukkuri created by the nameless gods. They know no suffering, but they know no joy, either. These two gave rise to all other yukkuri"

Yukari pointed to the lone yukkureimu
"Yuu~ take it easy!"

"Among the myriad gods was a being named m*****. Lord m***** decided that your kind should be given a wider range of emotions. This, was the result. "

"Every sense.. every emotion your kind has ever felt... all started from here"

"yh.."
Yukkureimu did not know what to say

"Normally what that has passed cannot be changed, but your existence is one that has not been acknowledged by the God King. This means there things that I can still do"

"yh..."

"So then, let's just make it simple. Cross the border and kill that yukkureimu. Kill the one responsible for all your pain and you will suffer no more"

"YuU!?"

to be continued

[Anonymous No.]

>>1202027

Like a fucking yukkuri can comprehend that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1202036

"re..reibu does not understand.."
"but this other reibu is to blame, right?"

Yukari smirked

"yes, kill that one and you'll never have to suffer again"
"reibu can take it easy?"

"no quite, you won't be able to do that too"
Yukari was clearly enjoying this

"..? Reibu does not understand"

"no one will hurt you ever again.., but you won't be able to take it easy"

The two yukkureimu argued among themselves

"let's kill her and nobody will bully reibu again, easy"
"noo~~ but we won't be able to take it easy~!"
"we can take it easy when there are no more bullies!"

The argument was getting physical now. And soon things reached a climax.

Ending A:

Yughiighh~!

Yukkureimu did not want to do it, but the needs of the many outweight the need of the few. After reluctantly killing the other yukkureimu, Yukari helped her cross the border and instructed her on how to kill the archetype yukkureimu.

At once, all of yukkureimu's senses are assaulted by a sensation she has never felt before. Her existence was being denied. Still, she persisted. With one last leap she pushed herself and the achetype yukkureimu across the border a reality.

"With this.. everyone can take.........."

This transgression did not escape the wrathful eyes of the God King who proceeded to destroy them both. The God King then went back to his daily drinking session.

Thus, all across fantasy, the yukkuri went a transformation. Nay, a regression. The yukkuri were reverted to their archetype state of not knowing pain, joy nor sapience. "TAKE - IT - EASY"

Yukari had managed to alter causality and time has reverted.

Over time, everyone lost interest in the yukkuri. The yukkuri knew no more pain.

The End

[Anonymous No.]

so that's all for tonight. It took longer than I expected, sorry.

make a new thread if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>1202191

What about Ending B?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll repost these tomorrow, but if anyone wants them now..

Ending B

Yukkureimu charges at the archetype yukkureimu, however..

yu!?

Archetype yukkureimu dodges at the last second.

yuuuUUU!?

Yukkureimu crashes into the yukkurisa and yukkureimu pair, propelling all 3 of them across the border and into oblivion

"yuu!?" "what..?!"
suddenly, the remaining yukkureimu starts to dissolve

"gyuughhh!! wh! what issshh....khh..!!"

All across fantasy, the yukkuri-kind dissolve into dust. With their point of origin erased, everything soon followed.

1 year later

"Sigh..."
"Is there something bothering you, my lady?"
"Well, I just thought how nice it would be to eat a koyukkuri right now..."
"Well, I guess it can't be helped."
"Youmuuuuu.. I'm hungry"
"If you're willing to wait, I will prepare something. How does fried night sparrow, sound to you?"
"oooh.. I'm in a better mood, already"

The End