/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You mad?

[Anonymous No.]

KanColle is generic moeblob.
Also anime Akagi looks better.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think any kancolle has lasting appeal besides shimakaze.
I just can't get into any other of the characters besides shimakaze, everyone else seems like a strike witches OC to me.

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>>11987742

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone still care about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987751
Yukikaze > Shimakaze though. You are only being fooled by Shima's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987759
The game itself already died, but the franchise can still give something good, characters are likeable. Still waiting for the vita game hoping it won't be as shitty as the web game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987768
>already died
>just hit 1.8mil players
>the only way to get in is through a lottery that only takes 2500-3500 people per day, slots are usually all gone in 20 minutes.
Keep talking shit out of your ass Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987742
Both of the picture looks cute, I don't see anything worth complain about. Unless you're really insisted to see Shibafu's style animated.

..but then I realized you're really fanatic for Shibafu's when I see #SHIBAFU4LYFE2014

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987775
It's still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Do people seriously think they would match the artstyle for every artist in the game? Or that they'd turn all the others into Shibafu style? Obviously they're just going to use a consistent style just for the anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987781
I think animating through Shibafu's art style would cut cost on animations. He draws ching-chong eyes so that means less lines and color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987768

Kancolle is dead already? Heh, I always knew it was a garbage fad

[Anonymous No.]

The Kantaitanic has sailed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987750
thread ended here

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987767
If you put her right next to the main character catgirl from strike witches and I literally can't tell them apart.

[Anonymous No.]

Look's like an /a/ retard made this image.

Please keep it on your board.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the anime version better. I'm not into Kancolle but the art for that character always annoyed me because of how fucking boring she looks. It's like she's a no-name background character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987816
Kancrap has an anime and therefore should be banished from /jayshit/, agree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987822
No. Idolmaster has them. Touhou has a couple as well even if they're unofficial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987742
I don't really give a shit.

Take this garbage to the subhum/a/ns.

[Anonymous No.]

who cares

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987742
they both suck. This is supposed to be the Touhou killer?

[Anonymous No.]

Nice hashtag. I'm sure your pals over at tumblr and twitter will love it.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no stop the presses, a generic quickcash moeblob game is getting a generic quickcash moeblob anime.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are just using "moeblob" ironically right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987768
>>11987808
>all these western shit head have no idea what they are talking about

do you know kancolle singlehandedly boost windows tablet sales in japan?
inb4 hurr durr jp sales don't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988015
Nice data you provided there, mister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987995
I've been using it post-ironically, recently.

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>>11988018
http://zasshi.news.yahoo.co.jp/article?a=20140309-00032391-toyo-bus_all

here you go.
whats that? you can read moon? stop browsing /jp/, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the smallest Touhou and why is it Suika?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988026
Too bad that article doesn't say that Kancolle "singlehandedly boosted windows tablet sales".

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987742
Another dead franchise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988015
Epic meme arrows, f/a/gmaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988015
>>11988026

This board is /jp/ - Otaku Culture, not /jp/ - Japan. Nobody here speaks Japanese and what the Japs think of something like Kancolle doesn't matter

If you want to discuss Japan with the other weebs go to >>>/int/

[Anonymous No.]

take this shit and touhou and fuck off out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988206
>Nobody here speaks Japanese
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987767
It's a nice ass though, you gotta admit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987815
You need to get your eyes checked.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>11988232
I'll probably will never play the game.
But at this rate I'll need to create a Kancolle folder, or better said, a Shimakaze folder.

She is too sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988219
>leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988298
>But at this rate I'll need to create a Kancolle folder,
Shame on you for being such a slowpoke about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988303
HELLa epic macro image, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988303
>>11988206
R O T F L M F A O DUDE

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>>11988232

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>>11988304
>slowpoke
I like it.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>11988304
I was saving Kancolle lewd imagery on my generic lewd imagery folder.

I must have less than 300 pictures, but I'm thinking about all the images I'll end downloading in the near future.

Thinking ahead!

[Anonymous No.]

Kancolle is declining?

[Anonymous No.]

>Ika musume
>Mondaiji-tachi
>Shit
What a newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

my dik loves anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988322
No, it isn't. /jp/ is talking about things they know nothing about, as always.

[Anonymous No.]

Redacted

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988335
#REKT

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987782
It's shit, but it's not dead. There's a big difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988335
epic

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988319
I want to lick her pussy..

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988380
You are not alone. I want to lick her all over!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988380
But she's a ship.

[Unexpected Horse !lU0azS.fv6 No.]

>>11987977
As if Touhou didn't have bad art, just look at your pic.

nice beito

[Anonymous No.]

Wait people like Kancolle for something other than fapping to Shimakaze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988232
>>11988319
Fine /jp/, you win. Shimakaze H dojinshi is too sexual to ignore anymore.

The rest of the boat girls don't interest me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988411
HINT:
That's not a doujinshi.

It's an officially licensed manga.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't we all not be fags and like both? It's really a sad time in /jp/ when fanbase wars run rampant and go on unattended, even encouraged.

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>>11988413

>>11988414
It's the /a/ mindset "my waifu/fetish/taste is better than your waifu/fetish/taste". In other words, retards.

What can you do. The entire site is rampant with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988417
You're reading too much into it, it's just the usual /jp/ "I'm going to shit on everything I don't like" mindset.

>>11988394
She's not actually the most popular for stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988418
>doujins
>stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988423
Eighty percent of Touhou doujinshi is stories, even if they are dumb gag manga non-plot stories.

It's less for Kancolle because Kancolle has the depth of a kiddie pool but they're still there.

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>>11988426
Or because Kancolle is like 1 year old and Touhou has been around since the 90s.

[Anonymous No.]

Who gives a shit out of their fuckhole? Nobody. Vanish immediately!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988432
??

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988393
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fuck-off-with-your-spoilers

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988413
>It's an officially licensed manga.
You serious? Don't fuck with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988430
The proportion to non-H to H is a lot lower for Kancolle, not just the absolute number.

Admittedly a lot of this is because Kancolle is new and exciting and therefore the usual H-doujin artists are falling over themselves having the girls raped in new and exciting ways. That might die down within the year.

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>>11988440
>Dengeki
It's not a doujinshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988417
>>11988413
I don't suppose the whole thing has been uploaded somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone tell me what there is to redeem kancolle

Aside from being a shitty web card game they couldn't even manage making the character designs even vaguely interesting

It feels no different from any other generic netoge shit but somehow this became really big

What am I missing?

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>>11988417
More like it's retards who just follow whatever they think is going on, and then the elite uber-retarded retards-of-retards who think it's their sworn duty to set all the other retards fighting against one another. You know, since anybody getting any kind of attention is some kind of success. So they artificially start fights and encourage fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988447
Kantai Collection Sansebo Chinjyufu Hen Vol. 01

Search for it; it's out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988452
Historical interest, military interest, mostly decent voice acting, not pay-to-win.

But mostly just character moe.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or Shimakaze looks more like a Tenga instead of a ship? I mean, those socks and everything, I can easily see her as a mascot of a new tenga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988465
candy stripes: ruined forever

>instead of a ship
let's face it none of them look like ships

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988441
>the usual H-doujin artists are falling over themselves having the girls raped in new and exciting ways.
Ugh. It's always rape and NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the deal with her socks is shima = stripes, as in shimapan, so the question is, who names their ship stripped wind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988475
Because rape is holy and sacred. The Japanese realize this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988464
>Historical interest, military interest
All I see in Kancolle is 100% character moe with military hardware as a fig leaf to distinguish it from all the other net games.

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>>11988480
The "shima" in "shimakaze" is 島, which means island.

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>>11988491
This is why you learn kanji through context and word meaning and not memorizing every sound because that's literally stupid.

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>>11988485
It really is almost all character moe. The identity of each character as a ship just gives the character some "backing" so that she's not just another OC you don't give a shit about. It also makes it very easy to generate cheap drama.

They are an illustrated guide to major naval engagements of the Pacific War as well as warship scale models, and inexplicably, people are buying them.

An example of said cheap drama:
【第12回MMD杯本選】艦隊これくしょん　序章～Overture～
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22897193

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988502
*are selling

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988502
I bet the writers for Upotte and Hetalia are kicking themselves for wasting all that time actually researching factoids and historical tidbits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988491
actually it's the territory of a prostitute

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988517
Kancolle is full of actual historical tidbits too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988456
Couldn't find it.

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>>11988523
And I'm positive that Kancolle fans are flocking to the franchise for history lessons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988539
A lot less people would be playing this game if all the characters were actual OCs, so they probably do care on some level.

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>>11988502
That was a very mixed experience, without taking into account how dumb it looked.

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>>11988539
Seeing as how most of the fans are military otaku, I believe so. The cute girls are just a bonus.

You expect them to be ikemen hotties sporting ship weapons? Not sure if fujoshi are even into military and politics beyond Hetalia.

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>>11988550
All the events depicted correspond to actual history. Pearl Harbor and Midway are sort of obvious but that's only scratching the surface.

You can have a lot of fun with that kind of stuff if you are able successfully suspend the voice trying to tell you "this is really dumb" the whole time.

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I wonder why 'Murrika hasn't capitalized upon the idea of turning their military hardware into cute girls to the same extent as Japan does? Too much of a dissonance to Puritan Western values?

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>>11988561
Probably. Also if it gets any popularity whatsoever you'll get feminists complaining about objectifying women.

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>>11988561
The same reason most "cute animated girl" shit doesn't sell in the West, plus they're really bad at ignoring the "this is dumb" voice.

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>>11988567
The opposite of objectifying women is womanectifying objects so I'm sure they'd support it 100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988573
Eh, anything that doesn't portray women as essentially men without penises is already objectification for these lunatics.

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>>11988561
America also doesn't like "cute" girls.

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>>11988581
Explain to me why middle age men there fawn over underaged Disney actresses just like junior idols then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988590
They don't.

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>>11988590
Those are fat dudes who usually also like anime to some extent and/or browse sites that cater to that demographic., ie. /co/ and /tv/.

A number of us are Americans and we like cute girls. But "AMERICANS" don't, that is to say in general, they don't.

A game like Kancolle would never do as well as in Japan. Plus, Japan just likes cute things more than us.

And those girls don't act cute at all; they do the normal "I'm a bigger girl than I actually am look how sexy I am look at my make-up!". That's striving for that "sexy" attribute that Americans like, not cuteness.

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>>11988581
Maybe if they marketed it to have zombies. Because Americlaps love zombies.

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>>11988590
Normal ones don't, just the pedophiles.

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>>11988705
If normal people didn't then they wouldn't portray them in skimpy clothing and in lewd poses on stage. Don't act like you have any idea what normies get off to you big nerd.

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>>11988710
They think it's normal.
Because they can't comprehend anyone else finding them attractive,

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988714
she's like 12

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>>11988718
Lo and behold, this is what girls in America aspire to be.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care what she looks like, as long as they set things right in the anime by making Kaga and Akagi lovers so that no one can argue about it anymore is all that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988561
Murrika hates cute and fun. Instead they just make realistic shooters that serve as propaganda for the military complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988718
I come to /jp/ so I do not have to watch this sort of thing. Please do not post it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988745
These shows never go full yuri, they just throw not-so-subtle teasing at you until the show ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988746
sorry cirno

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988749
Strike Witches was full yuri though, why should this be any different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988748
>propaganda for the military complex
One of the official Kancolle mangas is literally JMDSF promotional material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988755
Yeah, but it's cute so it's ok.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the one on the right. What's her name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988760
Bitchy McCuntface.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I like both?

[Anonymous No.]

I was going to tell you fags to condense your shitty threads, but I already see that this thread has become a shit flinging match, please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988772
It's been relatively civil until you showed up, bub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988780
Nevermind the fact that it's 2hu dudes making a mess.

2hu fans should condense their threads, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988764
???

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>>11988786
Do you think these comments are civil? Do you even know what civil means?
>>11987747
>>11987775
>>11987816
>>11987972
>>11987988
>>11987989
>>11988015

>>11988786
I agree with you on that along with idolfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988771
gj, enjoy not having to care about petty internet tribalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988760
>>11988790
it's kongou

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988793
He's talking about the girl on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988755
>One of the official Kancolle mangas is literally JMDSF promotional material.
I feel for the marshmallows that Kancolle is going to dupe into enlisting, and I feel for the navy that will try to turn them into human beings and not wastes of flesh and ramen.

At least America's Army targeted the general populace.

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>>11988793
nothing can go wrong-o when you're in the kongou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988798
Oh right, that's Bitchy McCuntface, often confused for Kongou.

[Anonymous No.]

why did you clean up the thread instead of deleting it you god damn retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988801
The last thing that playing this game makes you want to do is enlist in any kind of military.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988801
15 year olds and bro gamers who think they can be tacticool because they can hide behind cover, pull up iron sights and shoot terrorists like in the vidya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988814
Hey, if Top Gun was able to cause a dramatic spike in enlistments into the Air Force, why can't an FPS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988810
Kancolle (and by extension, how shitty Kancolle is) is on-topic in /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988821
>Top Gun was able to cause a dramatic spike in enlistments into the Air Force
Wouldn't that have been the navy?

[Anonymous No.]

testo testo

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988825
you're expecting people who had been influenced into joining the military thanks to fucking top gun to know anything beyond navy = ships and air force = planes

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988757
>Yeah, but it's cute so it's ok.
Kancolle in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.]

#yoloswag #katyperry #beiber #obama #onereasonwhy

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988845
You could say the same for anything that has cute animu girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Good. I hope it makes it die sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

#jannyhashtagcharitydrive #obama #app #breakingbadonamc

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987751
>everyone else seems like a strike witches OC to me

What the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988893
The three newest ships are designed by the Strike Witches guy anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988898
testo testo

[Anonymous No.]

Zekamashi

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988940
did she just pooter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987750
>>11987814

Pretty much. /jp/ is really circling the drain if a thread like this gets 100+ replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>11989068
Giving hundreds of replies to all kinds of shit threads is /jp/ heritage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987742
You fucks brought it on yourselves. Hurry up and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11989039
i want to smell shimakaze's wet, stinky farts!

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>>11989109

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>>11989109
that is gross.
please reflect on your thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988475
>It's always rape and NTR
Only for bitches like Nagato, Haruna, and Yahagi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988760
>>11988798
It's KONGOU or Arpegggio KONGOU, depending on your preference.

[Anonymous No.]

In general, Kancolle design is terribad.
Superior Takao right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11989155
They're definitely not the bitchiest of the cast.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck I love these campaigns.

#KankoreSuicide

[Anonymous No.]

*Grabs the popcorn*

Oh shit, this is the moment we've been waiting for. Ever since the Kanshit plague started to encroach Touhou in the doujin realm, the news of the anime version turning out to be just another shitty cash-in is probably the best news I've heard yet.

Not only the character designs are generic, I guarantee you the plot will be rushed, the story won't be interesting, and character personalities will clash with fan interpretations.

It'll follow the exact same trend that many other manga/game/LN/VN franchises whenever they get an anime adaptation. Kancolle will draw in more interest in the short term while the anime airs, but once the last (13th) episode is done, the general anime fandom will move onto something else, then that'll be interpreted by the niche doujin fandom as a dwindling of Kancolle's popularity and then THEY'LL start to jump ship. Its popularity will start to take an irreversible nosedive that not even a second season can undo. It'll fall by the wayside like Haruhi, Higurashi, Umineko, F/SN, Tsukihime, Lucky Star, Strike Witches, and countless other anime fads.

My fellow Touhoufags, this is gonna be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987742
I watched Ars Nova.
It was utter shit.
I completely lost any enthusiasm for a kancolle anime, because it won't be any different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11989585
Yeah, an anime by a completely different studio with a completely different staff won't be any different. You overly cynical, uneducated moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11987742
And to think, there are actually people on /jp/ who wanted an official Touhou anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11989600
Wow, you're so shortsighted.
Enjoy your otaku pandering crap then. I bet you do.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys really can't take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988206
You have no idea how fucking retarded this post of yours is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11990020
Everybody, including the person who wrote it, is already well aware of how retarded that post was.

One hope, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988452
Sometimes, a game that is NOT pay-to-win can go a long way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11988465
>>11988467
They aren't meant to look like ships. Their accessories and stuff are meant to correspond to different parts of the ships they are anthropomorphisms of.

For example, Shimakaze: >>>/a/103027357

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>>11988760
This is the endcard for episode 5 of the Arpeggio of Blue Steel: Ars Nova anime, part of a collaboration between Kantai Collection and Arpeggio of Blue Steel.

Left: Kancolle's Kongou.
Right: Arpeggio's Kongou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11989155
What? Akebono is a lot bitchier than the three of them put together, and their lines all tell you that they are far from being bitchy.