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Knowledge is power!

>> No.11987376
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So steal them books, children!

>> No.11987400

I love Patchouli.

>> No.11988422

Requesting pocket patchy

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>>11988422
Patchouli is a librarian.

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Pls don't bully the small witch

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>>11987372
hide it well!

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Intelligence is beauty!

>> No.11988536

Is Patchouli really a youkai? She seems like a normal magic human like Marissa to me.

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>>11988536
Patchouli is a natural born Witch youkai.

Her magical power is truly terrifying. Patchouli is stronger than Marisa, Alice, or Byuakuhag.

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post the push patches

>> No.11988560

>>11988555
Then why does Alice have the ultimate magic?

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>>11988560
Alice was never an Ex Boss.

Patchouli has summoned a demon. She designed a rocket which went to the moon. She can control the weather. She saved Gensokyo during the hot spring incident.

Alice plays with dolls.

Alice is trash and Patchouli is the bomb.

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>>11988566
I wouldn't call Alice trash, but Patchouli is the better Touhou. Would you still Patchouli if she had the body of a jii-san?

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>>11988575
Patchouli is a girl!

>> No.11989415

>>11988587

I don't think patchy should be wearing that corset. She should dress more responsibly given her condition.

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>>11989415
patchouli doesn't play by the rules.

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Patchouli is a patchcutie

>> No.11989823

Patty go see a doctor already

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Patchouli is healthy!

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Patchouli is a youlai, but she can also perform maidenly duties as well?

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>stinkiest 2hu
>fattest 2hu
>sweatiest 2hu
>lewdest 2hu

She's the best 2hu and when she's mad you can tell she just wants to be satisfied.

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Patchy's got a sweet tooth

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>>11989992
And she likes to rock

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>>11989995
When shes not got herself in another incident

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>>11989998
she looks f*cking retarded in this. do not post this again.

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Patchy a shit

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>>11990002
F*ck you, n*rd.

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Patche and Remi are BFFs

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>>11990012
Patch is allergic to protection

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Come to bed

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Banana is power~

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Don't get too worked up, Patch

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Patchouli is a librarian. She's not a lewd girl.

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I want to learn magic with Patchy

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>>11990048
She is too but she gets shy real easy

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Nyaaaaan~ so tasty!

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Patchouli? More like Fatchouli

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>>11990069
You're gonna make her sweaty

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>>11990063
I want to taste Patchouli

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>>11990075
What did you say?!

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>>11990081
Patches used to be pretty thin didn't she?

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>>11990083
Thin Patchy is best Patchy

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I want to get comfy underneath the table heater with her

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>>11990089
Thin Patchy's a geek

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M-myraow~?

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>>11990091
but check her specs

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>>11990075
It can't be helped

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Patchouli has a slim figure, but a large rude chest.

She is a youkai witch, and youkai witches do not have to eat in order to live. Patchouli frequently forgets to because she is reading a really engaging book. Because of this, Patchouli-sama is pleasantly slim & very feminine.

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This looks like a tight situation for Patchy

>> No.11990123

>>11990096
Patchouli is not a cat!

>> No.11990127

>>11990115
I'd give her a sponge bath.

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Look what Marisa's butterfly spied!

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Nyaa~

Where did my puppy run off to?

>> No.11990154

Does Patch have scoliosis from all that reading?

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>>11990154
Yes. She's very sick and needs Marisa to watch over here or else she'll get naked.

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>>11990173
Very sick

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I am DEEP PURPLE

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Patchy wants to go for a dip with Marisa

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>>11990189
no... for I am... THE DEEP PURPLE

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>>11990137
I want to lick her stinky pussy after she hasn't bathed for a week and she's all sweaty with grease

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Patche's Thursday night fashion

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mixing mixing mixing~

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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>>11990244
it's a dogge doge world

>> No.11990315

>>11990115
I'd give her a tongue bath.

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CONCENTRATION!

>> No.11991134

>>11990244
>Sakuya face: a dog is fine too

>> No.11991401

I'm only dating Patchy to get to Remilia.

>> No.11991402

Remilia only keeps Patchi around because she's always menstruating and she just loves the smell.

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Why the Patchouli part, why is this a name?

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>>11991806

Patchouli is a pretty name!

>> No.11991980

>>11990154
Is there a link between scoliosis and reading?

>> No.11994506

>>11988450
Pretty sure he says "guard it well"

>> No.11994513

>>11994506
Thank you for pointing it out. It was bothering me throughout the entire thread!

>> No.11994514

>>11994513
You're welcome

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>>11988566
>Alice was never an Ex Boss.
You're mistaken.

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Since this thread seems very knowledgeable. Does someone actually know what Futo's mark is all about? I thought that it resembled the He Tu, but the cross only has 4 marks so it doesn't really add up in any way.

>> No.11994530

>>11994519
it looks like a matchstick puzzle

>> No.11994532

>>11994530
The lines aren't equally long so I don't think that'd work out, unless you break some sticks or something.

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>>11994519
speaking of graph theory her mark resembles a forest, i.e. an undirected graph without cycles
maybe cycles can be interpreted as reincarnation, which means he seek immortality (no cycles):
「she was once a hermit who attempted to surpass the physical lifespan of a human by taking on the qualities of the dead」 (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Futo))

I don't know shit about Taoism, but maybe you can interpret more into this if you have more knowledge.
Cock-a-doodle-doo~

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>>11994570
I don't know, if that has anything to do with anything. In feng shui cycles are always about the cycle of the wu xin and forests if anything just fall under wood, but I don't really see a system or anything in her mark. Well taoists always look for immortality, Futo's and Taishi's shikaisen thing is just one of the basic ways to cheat death.
I'm thinking that it may be just a lung mei, since that's Futo's thing but I'll try looking into that.

>> No.11994600

>>11987372

>> No.11994643

>>11988566
Alice also never goes all out on anyone. And she managed to snatch her grimoire back from Yuuka.
Without going all out.

She also was an Ex Boss in Mystic Square.

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Patchouli is cute!

>> No.11996005

>>11995982
She is a very cute girl and I love her a lot.

>> No.11996009

Please do not sexualize the Patchy, please. It does not warm my heart as a dignified drawing of her reading would.

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>>11996005
Me too!

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I'm sorry, but if you won't be quiet, could you please leave?

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>>11996009
Is your heart warmed yet?

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>>11996022

>> No.11996049

>>11989998
Patchouli is fat and I am okay with that!

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>> No.11996131

>>11996065
If I had known Patchouli could braid hair, I wouldn't have shaved my head.

>> No.11996135

>>11996131
Knowing how to braid hair is a requirement for girls.

>> No.11996183

>>11996040
Could you speak a little louder?

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>>11996183

RULES OF NATURE

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>>11996192
Stop yelling, Patchy can't read well when you do that and you're going to make her cry.

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>>11996192

>> No.11996215

>>11996204
If I were to shout into her face with a megaphone set to max volume while she was napping, would she have a stroke? Would it be too much to touch her feet while she was unconscious?

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>>11996215
Please stop frightening the Patchy

Besides, her library is a no-bully zone, I'd like to see you try pal you'll get in big trouble

>> No.11996292

Patchy stinks, and that's great.

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>>11996292
I like to think that she smells like old musty books.

>> No.11996297

rack em

>> No.11996350

>>11996292
Would Patcheezy let me smell her reeking, unwashed body?

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>>11996296
Well, of course. What else would she smell like?

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>>11996022
I'm sorry. I'll be quiet. How loud is too loud?

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>>11996296
nice pic

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>>11988566
>Patchouli has summoned a demon
Nice fanon, but Koakuma is canon unrelated to Patchouli, she just likes to hang out in the library.

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