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From a neutral point of view on touhous, I came to the conclusion that Kazami Yuuka is the worst touhou of them all. Let me tell you why is that:

1. She's not young. Looks like a middle aged woman
2. Therefore not attractive.
3. She's gross too, I can't tell why.
4. Strange and weird green hair.

>> No.11981297

I want to give her a baby and I want her to breastfeed me!

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From a neutral point of view on touhous, I came to the conclusion that Mima is the worst touhou of them all. Let me tell you why is that:

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That's only two points.
and both of them are opinions, shitty ones at that.

Greenhoes are the best you fucking piece of shit.

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1. She's not young. Looks like a middle aged woman
2. Therefore not attractive.
3. She's gross too, I can't tell why.
4. Strange and weird green hair.

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>>11981293
It's mental age, mental age.

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>>11981293
NONONO

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So, what you're saying is you wanted to make a Yuuka thread but were simply too shy to say it out loud?

>> No.11981326

>>11981322
No, I genuinely don't like her. She looks unhealty and sick. I wouldn't touch it with a stick.

>> No.11981327

>>11981293
Your points are invalid, as I would her with the force of a thousand suns.

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>>11981293
YOU
DUN
GOOFED

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>>11981326
I know what you're going through. It can be hard to simply admit how much you like a character, but I assure you, we understand.

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>>11981293
>1. She's not young. Looks like a middle aged woman
>2. Therefore not attractive.

>neutral point of view on touhous

I don't think being pedoscum is very neutral, anon.

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>>11981293
> She's gross too, I can't tell why.
Come on, anon. Try harder.

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>>11981338
The only thing gross about Yuuka is her fanbase.

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>>11981343
Yeah, we're pretty disgusting.

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Dat ass doe.

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>>11981343
>>11981346
hey guys Yuuka lost a bet and has to be lewd now isn't that just zany

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>>11981354

>> No.11981366

all of that gives me a weird sensation in my loins

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>>11981357
I want to lick her feet and armpits.

>> No.11981382

That behind is driving me loco.

>> No.11981385

>>11981346

Hypothesis: Yuuka beats Wriggle because she loves her.

>> No.11981393

>>11981371
But they smell really bad. That's something OP forgot to address.

>> No.11981398

You just can't handle a mature woman!

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>>11981382
She got dat ass....I gotta touch...

>> No.11981405

>>11981393
They smell like flowers.
Don't let anonymous people on the internet tell you otherwise.

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>>11981401
Why's she look so traumatized and broken?

>>11981405
This.

>>11981415
Lies. Hag armpits are the one true path.

>> No.11981449

>>11981405
Really? I heard they smell like sweat and lewd.

>> No.11981450

>>11981445
She's wondering if you're going to slap her butt or put it inside her.

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>>11981293
>She's not young. Looks like a middle aged woman
>Therefore not attractive
>Strange and weird green hair
Your bad opinion transcends the concept of shit taste

>>11981415
You know nothing

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>>11981385
Does Yuuka physically hurt the ones she loves?
I'm ok with that

>> No.11981503

>>11981482
Would you physically hurt Yuuka?

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>>11981503
In most cases I'd prefer not to but if she wanted it and was into that sort of thing, then I guess I would.

It's important to understand the appeals of both sides of S and M if one wants to engage in it properly.

>> No.11981543

>>11981467
God Yuuka's armpits are gross.

>> No.11981591

>>11981293
I want to fuck that butt.

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>>11981293
I'm sorry, did you just called Yuuka the worst 2hu and *not* mentioned her personality being shit even by Touhou standards? I mean, she *is* butt ugly, given her eye-searing color scheme and her face, but all of that is just apperances. It's pure look that her apperance actually fits her [troll - asshole - murderous bitch] character interpretation spectrum, regardless of which of these three you consider her to be.

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>>11981605
It's ok, just post more Yuuka.

>> No.11981628

>>11981467

I want to rub my dick in her armpit hair until I cum and make a sticky mess of them

>> No.11981635

From a neutral point of view on touhous, I came to the conclusion that the games are shit and ya niggas only play them for the waifus.

>> No.11981657

>>11981605
isnt the psychopath personality just fanon?

>> No.11981677

>>11981657
Most of it is just exaggeration from her dialogue in the games.

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>>11981657
Well in older Touhou games she's rather aggressive and says things like "Genocide is just a game!"

But at the end of Mystic Square she gained the mystical power of Moe~ and is now all smiles
But still rather dangerous and youkai-like. Youkai moe~

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>>11981293

Not only is she ugly on the outside, she is hideously ugly on the inside as well.I mean, seriously, she is cruel, malicious, downright despicable, and revels in the knowledge of being as such.

I mean, we're dealing with a monster who delights in ripping apart anyone who she encounters. If she sees a fairy in her garden, she instantlly rips its head off.

If she gets bored or there aren't enough victims that wander into the Garden of the Sun, she goes down to the nearest human village and absolutely decimates it.

She's also particularly misandric, too--If she's feeling particularly horny, she'll seduce an unwitting guy into having sex with her. When he doesn't suspect it, she'll rip his dick off with her own vaginal muscles, tie him upside down to a tree, then masturbate while she watches him scream as he slowl bleeds to death from his severed penis.

That's not all, either. Not only is she content with making everyone around her suffer, but she makes them suffer beyond their deaths. Every one of her victims will have their souls trapped in a sunflower where they'll suffer as her mindless, zombie-like slaves for the rest of eternity.

Even Shikieiki is powerless to stop her--Even if Yuuka gets sent to hell, Shikieiki knows that she'll only take over and rewrite the laws of nature to where EVERYONE that dies will end up going there, regardless of whether they deserve it or not.

We're dealing with an absolute pinnacle of evil here. Who in their right mind would like someone like that?

>> No.11981908

From a neutral point of view on the OP, I came to the conclusion that he a tasteless pedophile.

>> No.11983433

>>11981293

but OP what about muh sadism and muh power level original masta spark

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>>11981908
Those might be mutually exclusive statements.

Pic related - A superior touhou.

>> No.11983513

>>11983511
Youmu a shit

>> No.11983518

>>11981903
>Not only is she ugly on the outside

What sort of screwed up aesthetics do you have to have to believe that?

>> No.11983558

>>11983511
Youmu a soft
A SOFT

>> No.11983586

>>11983511
soft feet

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>>11983511
Youmu a cute!

>> No.11985975

I want to plant my seed in Yuuka!

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>>11981293
>Strange and weird green hair.

>> No.11986075

Yuuka is a flower youkai. What is a flower's function on a plant?

Yuuka's a flower youkai not because she has power over plants, but power over reproductive organs. That's why she's so powerful.

>> No.11986181

>>11986075
To produce delicious fruits.

>> No.11986220

>>11986075
Yuuka is a fertility youkai.

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>>11986220
Explains everything

>> No.11986254

>>11986250
She has so many children, it's really the only answer.

>> No.11986275

>Yuuka will never mother a child that is you

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>> No.11994538

>>11994504
oh my

>> No.11994555

Yuuka is fat

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>>11994555
In the right places.

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Would marry.

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Mein Gott

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>>11986275
Feels bad man

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>> No.11994826

>>11994818
Put some shoes on. You're indecent.

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>>11994826
No

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>>11981293
>She's not young. Looks like a middle aged woman
>Therefore not attractive.
OP, you are an idiot. You wouldn't know what sexy is even if it was lapdancing over your crotch.

>> No.11995322

>>11981903
>If she gets bored or there aren't enough victims that wander into the Garden of the Sun, she goes down to the nearest human village and absolutely decimates it.
First, there is only ONE human village in Gensokyo.
Second, decimating means "killing 1/10th".
Third, you're just making this up.

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>> No.11995353

sleepy yuuka is best yuuka

>> No.11995358

>>11981293
>not young, looks middle aged
>not attractive
>implying milfs arent hot

get outta here you loli perv

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>>11995353

>> No.11995385

If Yuuka can be given a big, fat ass then I'm content.

>> No.11995978

>>11981503
I don't know if that's actually possible.

>> No.11995988

>>11995978
Penis hitting the cervix can be quite painful.

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