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Why is Alice so darn pathetic

>> No.11979186 [DELETED] 

She's one of those self hating jews.

>> No.11979216 [DELETED] 

>self hating jews
So a jew with a conscience, then?

>> No.11979228 [DELETED] 

Hey Ahmed.

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>> No.11979234 [DELETED] 

who proud semite here?

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Alice is a weirdo!

>> No.11979240 [DELETED] 

Has this become the JIDF thread?

>> No.11979254 [DELETED] 
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Why are all the boards of 4chan so obsessed about my religion these days?
I mean, there has always been "Post your favorite Touhou and why you hate kikes" but it has never been this bad

I want to go back to the purer days of Jewposting on /vip/

>> No.11979299 [DELETED] 

The West is returning to pre-WWII normality, big nose.

>> No.11979308 [DELETED] 

People have had enough of your shit, bagel eater.

>> No.11979312 [DELETED] 

Are bagels the jewish watermelon?

>> No.11979318 [DELETED] 

Bagels are delicious, though.

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Because people like you are always so mean to her.
She's actually a wonderful lady and I love her.

>> No.11979322

Is this a meme?

>> No.11979321

Your waifu a slut.

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>> No.11979329 [DELETED] 

You rub your hands when you see ``JEWS'' spammed all over the board?

>> No.11979333

does this kinda stufsf happen outside of touhou

>> No.11979347

Alice is polyamorous!

>> No.11979351 [DELETED] 
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my favorite 2hu is alice because she shot and i hate kikes because they take all my fucking money

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It reminds me of a time when most racism or anti-semitism on 4chan was done in jest and not in seriousness like it is today.

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>> No.11979357 [DELETED] 

you're so cute

i love you jaypee

>> No.11979362

guys I tihnk alice might be depressed because she looks like she might be like that. i know its a serious matter and I srsly hope she doesn't start doing drugs and makng suicide treads

>> No.11979360 [DELETED] 

Wait, you mean all that stuff they said about communities and pretending was true?

>> No.11979382 [DELETED] 

Please stop jewposting.

>> No.11979392

Leaning on everlasting arms with Alice!

>> No.11979423
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Do you think Alice gains sexual enjoyment out of controlling her dolls and making them do her bidding like some sort of control fetish? Or perhaps pretending to be a doll?

What do you think she would ask you to do if you entered an intimate relationship with her?

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tell how can i serve your people.

>> No.11979439

probably have sex like normal people idiot

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well what doll-related things do you think she would have you do?

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Is Alice Margatroid the Alice that the Rozen Maidens are trying to become? Is Rozen her father, trying to recreate her out of loneliness after she vanished into Gensokyo?

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She might have a habit of using her dolls as sex toys every now and then.

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also posting some sexy Alice-in-pantyhose

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>> No.11979508 [DELETED] 

It's because being racist and/or anti-semetic is the new way of being edgy, and if anyone points out that anon is just being an edgy faggot they can just brush the argument off as being PC or butthurt

Admit it, everyone here jew-hates to come off as edgy. And because they're idiots, not one realizes they're just samefagging
>apologies to actual racists and anti-semites, in no way do I want to lump you with samefags.

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Hardly the only Jew in Gensokyo

>> No.11979554 [DELETED] 

Go back to whatever shitty site you can from and take your green words with you.

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Why are you letting Alice be lonely, /jp/?

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>> No.11979699

I want to be Alice

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I want to have tea time with Alice!

>> No.11979710

You keep posting this, but do you ever make progress?

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I want to listen to Memphis horrorcore with Alice!

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We can at least be happy in our dreams.

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I wanna listen to Alice In Chains!

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Tone down the lewdness.

>> No.11979752

Alice is a raper!

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So you haven't made progress. It's just a dream.

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Alice likes to make her own sexyclothes

>> No.11979767

Alice isn't it frightening? Alice aren't you scared?
Alice isn't it wonderful, living life afraid?
Don't look around the corner, I might be lurking there
Under the bed at night, you're up til dawn again

Alice in hell, you're mind begins to fold
Alice in hell, aren't you growing cold?
Alice in hell, you are looking blue
Alice in hell, what else can you do?

I begin my rule, life hideous in your mind
Crying out you've lost your doll, it isn't worth a dime

Alice in hell, your mind begins to fold
Alice in hell, aren't you growing cold?
Alice in hell, what are you looking for?
Alice in hell, soon I close the door

Sitting in the corner you are naked and alone
No one listens to your fears, you've created me

Alice isn't it frightening? Alice aren't you scared?
I was killed at birth, I shoot this final scene
You're in the basement, you're trapped, insanity

Alice in hell, what were you looking for?
Alice in hell, as I close the door
Alice in hell, here you shall dwell
Alice in hell, Alice dwells in hell

Alice, Alice in
Alice in hell

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I'm not >>11979699

but being Alice would be pretty cool.
Don't know if I'd rather be sentient Shanghai

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Lewd as it is, her underwear is cute as fug

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Seeing Alice smile always makes me smile too, like no other 2hu could. Her smile is warm enough to make me feel better at the end of a long, long day.

>> No.11979887

I want to have a sleepover at Alice's house on the weekend

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me töo

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What would Alice do if you held her hand?

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>> No.11979919

nice I like it

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Alice is a rapist!

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Neat, I've always wanted to be raped by Alice.

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Alice is sexually aggressive!

>> No.11980206

I want to be that chair!

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Uh oh.. I think it's too late to run

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All alone

>> No.11980242

I know that feelio too well

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No escape
Like a puppet, you played exactly into her hands as she pulled the strings of your fate

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>> No.11980259

Yandere Alice is best Alice.

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Alice's tights.. haa haa..

>> No.11980271

Fuck off with your spoilers.

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>> No.11980731

Who is the girl serving beer?

>> No.11980730

I want to see Alice butt naked!

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>> No.11980810

ZUN's wife

>> No.11980814

Alice walks into a bar...

But no one comes to meet up with her! Hahaha

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Because she works there, she just opened it up for business.

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Alice is such a doll.

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Because she's a murderer.
A cute one, would let her take my eyeballs.

>> No.11981272

There should be more cute /ss/ with Alice.

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She is?

>> No.11981288
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>strings of your fate
Alice and Remilia have a kid (because Gaysokyo magic don't gotta 'splain sheeyit). By their powers combined...

>> No.11981416

Doesn't the ultimate magic let you create living things?

>> No.11981670

Alice has problems!

>> No.11981708
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Well because all it was was the military trying to jew their way out of replacing old issue pistol belts with the shitty o-rings for the hanger wire system (see; outdated shit). So some dumbass decided to create the ALICE system using easily bendable clips, and the separate sizes for the pistol belts fucked up everything. The switch to MOLLE was one of the best decisions the U.S military had

>> No.11981718

How long did you wait for the chance to use that

>> No.11981743

Military rigging equipment is Otaku Culture I guess.

>> No.11981753

I am in the military and they try to have us use FLCs and it's really dumb

the IOTV has enough room to hold any and all pouches or attachments but they still insist on us using it

the worst part is that if you pull the safety string on the IOTV while wearing a FLC the IOTC won't come undone, so it's actually endangering your life more

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Alice is the best Touhou to embarrass.

>> No.11981792

just put what you need on the IOTV and stuff the FLC in a pocket or something. Or if your CO is being a prick, wear it under the IOTV

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Oh really? She's not going to give you such satisfaction so easily, you know.

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That's very rude. Alice is a nice girl.

>> No.11981807

I'm going to rip Alice's clothes off in front of a bunch of people!

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nais sense for perspective

>> No.11981931

Not if I rip her cloths of first!

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Fellow anons, do you prefer Alice in tights, in stockings, or just pantsu???

>> No.11982050

Stockings of course

>> No.11982085

Why would I be looking under Alice's dress? That's rude!

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>> No.11982208

with my dick inside her

>> No.11982231

Hey that's Parcy doll!

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Stockings are love, stockings are life.

Tights are for ripping, and that's lewd.

>> No.11982250

What is difference?

>> No.11982419

If I'm not as beautiful as Alice, how can I justify my existence /jp/?

>> No.11982421

You can improve yourself.

>> No.11982424

How do I do this? Can I achieve the perfection of Alice Margatroid?

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You have to try.

>> No.11982436

Blasphemy. The perfection of Alice cannot be achieved by our species. Delete your comments immediately.

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Even if you can't meet it, it's an ideal worth striving toward.

>> No.11982445

Why dedicate yourself to a meaningless pursuit?

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Bringing a little bit of Alice into this dark world is the only meaningful pursuit.

>> No.11982468

at last I truly see

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Why is she so cool?

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Stockings with those awesome boots of hers.

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where have I heard this before

>> No.11982541

Alice's vagina!

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>> No.11982575

hurry up!

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The sex Youkai

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Alice likes you so much she even allows you to see her bare shoulders.

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What should I do to be allowed to see more of her delicious, naked body?

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>> No.11982878

those magnificent legs almost rival shiki's

>> No.11983901

Alice is lewd!

>> No.11985525

I don't know why but I find Alice in well drawn underwear so sexually arousing.

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Is Shiki fanonically supposed to have nice legs?
I know Aya does.

Best body all round goes to Alice, though...

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Personally I think both Alice and Sakuya share the spot for best body, but yes, she really does have the best body.

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well that's certainly a word

>> No.11986077

>Best body all round goes to Alice, though...
Now, now, don't be silly.

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alice is hot

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>> No.11986121

Why don't Alice put on some clothe

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Why would she bother wearing clothes around her dolls?

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alice putting on clothes, as you wish

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Oh my.

>> No.11986152

I like flirty and confident Alice!

>> No.11986160

This is a level beyond erotic

>> No.11986161

seeing Alice eat meat is weird because you would think she only exists on cupcakes and other sweet things

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turkey with alice!

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I named a cat Alice!

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>> No.11986701

*unsheathes katana*

I'll show you pathetic

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Do you love Alice?

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ask again later

>> No.11987707
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Would you eat Marisa's entrails with Alice?

>> No.11991580
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of course

>> No.11991647
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>> No.11991782

Why not make life-sized dolls?

>> No.11992152
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Wouldn't you let her win just to see that angelic smile?

>> No.11992178

I'd rather love to tease and make her lost. A crying Alice is cute too.

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Depends on the prize for winning.

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>> No.11994754

I'd make her strip naked when I win.

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I want Alice to cram her day-old used Pantyhose in my mouth.

>Autism Lo_e

And damn she's ripped.

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I would tickle Alice so damn hard.

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Oh, that was the wrong picture...
Dem tied toes, dat wiggling hand.

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>> No.12002296

I'm sorry, but where is that from?

>> No.12002315

Boku no google.

>> No.12002337
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Alice has sad eyes.

>> No.12002904

She's not eating meat.

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People only give her sad eyes to make her look lonely or to make her contrast with Marisa's bright personality.
Her eyes are usually pretty happy in canon works.

>> No.12003597

Only the best visual novel of all time

>> No.12003974
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Fanon doesn't give Alice enough credit when it comes to being cheerful and making friends. She got on with the fairies quickly.

>> No.12004003

that's because everyone forgot that she is pretty popular in the human village.

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They really don't. She's supposedly really friendly and loves putting on shows for the kids using her puppets.

Although people find her house creepy because of all the dolls.

>> No.12004035

But she's a youkai. Aren't people wary of that?

>> No.12004041

Yeah. If I saw Alice IRL, I'd probably try to kill her.

>> No.12004053
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Normally but she's very friendly and only fights if directly challenged, and does not harm humans at all unless directly provoked.
And she has been noted to be a very human-like youkai.

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RIP anonymous
too dumb to live

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What are you even taking about? Alice has sad eyes only in H doujins and that's only because it's hard to smile when she is gang raped, beaten almost to death and forcefully impregnated.
In non-h doujins she is always super cheerful and have lots of friends.

Actually it's "primaries of /jp/" who usually consider her to be a cruel bitch and cold-blooded murderer.

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>> No.12004115

She has happy eyes in non-forced H-doujins!

>> No.12004198


Alice is one of the safest touhous to run into, if you're a human. People get unnerved by her because she's intensely focused when she is making her dolls, but she isn't a bad person.

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I want to get lost and have Alice let me spend the night at her place.

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Do you guys think Alice is gonna eventually settle down with a man from the village or an outsider? Or perhaps some youkai? She seems friendly so her human friendship level might be good.

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>> No.12004235

I want to let loose and pee in my pants

>> No.12004236

>She seems friendly so her human friendship level might be good.
According to Perfect Memento in Strict Sense, it's "High".

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>spend the night at her place.
But she lives alone and her house must be really small. I bet she doesn't have a second bed. How are you going to deal with such inconvenience?

>> No.12004239

Is it okay to sleep in the same bed if we're both girls?

>> No.12004242

I'll sleep on the floor or in the bathtub or something.

>> No.12004252

She is already married to Anonymous.

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>I bet she doesn't have a second bed.
She prepares a room for wanderers every time.
Ask Akyuu.

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Alice should get married to a tall and handsome man like Emiya or Rinnosuke because she's small.

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alice should get married to me

>> No.12004280

I'm pretty tall.

>> No.12004285

Alice is actually one of the taller characters.

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But are you as handsome as this man?

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It doesn't mean there is a bed in that room. And as far as I remember she invited fairies to the living room. Living rooms usually have only couches which are not that comfortable for sleeping.

>> No.12004308

pos the RUN one

>> No.12004314

> >>11979905

>> No.12004315

I want to bully Alice to suicide.

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I don't think that'll work. You can try, though.

>> No.12004423

I want Alice to bully me to suicide.

>> No.12004422

She'd probably just get sick of your shit and end you first.

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should be a quick and easy job

>> No.12004515

look at reimu eating cheerios,
god I wash i was japanese

>> No.12005170

Alice may be friendly and hospitable but she's still a pretty boring person for an ordinary human to be around. I doubt it'd happen.

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>> No.12010247

I like him

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>> No.12014116

Do not bully Alice

>> No.12014120

Is that a fucking Lemming?
10/10 would hang with.

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I always end up crying when I realize I won't ever be able to meet her... why can't she be real ;_;

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I wish I could be Alice for you.

>> No.12014593

Why don't you?

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Because I'm not a beautiful youkai magician puppeteer.
And if I could be Alice wouldn't I go for Marisa instead?

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I have a problem with 2hou 11 :S
My keyboard goes crazy once I stat to play, so is impossible to play. Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you know how to solve it?
Marisa > Alice*100

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In Gensokyo, Alice bullies you.

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death solves all problems, anon

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>> No.12015474

No one steals Alice's grimoire. Not even Yuuka could get away with it.

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what kind of monster would try to steal from such a cute girl?

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>> No.12015520

god, i would take her right there if given the chance

>> No.12015526

I wonder. Has Marisa ever stolen from Alice?

>> No.12015535

Yes. Marisa stole her precious thing.

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Her dolls?

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In all seriousness though, it wasn't stolen from her, it was given to her. Probably. Maybe.

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That is not okay. Not okay at all.

>> No.12016634


it was her heart ;)

>> No.12016749

Then don't wish for the impossible. Either try and embody Alice in everything that you are and do, or be happy with who you are.

>> No.12016839

Necromancy, then, is it?

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It was Shanghai's heart.

>> No.12018648

I bet her feet stink.

>> No.12018651

It was a Flandre VN I think.

>> No.12018658

meant for

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I'll never hold Alice's hand.

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>> No.12024667 [DELETED] 

I'd learn sign language for you.

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Oh god. More like this? Injured?

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Love this artist so much. Wish his art could be posted full-size.

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Truly the most beautiful art.

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>> No.12024738

What? Blood isn't against the rules.

>> No.12024744

I second this.

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>> No.12024764

Going to keep saving these incase they get deleted again. Also because the archive is down for god knows why.

>> No.12024766
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The artist's name is s-syogo, fyi. But you probably knew that already.

>> No.12024770

I actually didn't. Thank you. I still hope the archives are fixed soon though. Did it really go down?

>> No.12024774
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It happens.

>> No.12024777

I suppose they'll fix it soon.

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Foolz is up. A little slow, but up.

>> No.12024785

Oh it works again. Cool.

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Disheveled or distressed Alice is best Alice.

>> No.12024859


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A happy, smiling Alice is the best Alice.

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I disagree. You'll have to convince me.

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Undressing Alice is the best Alice

>> No.12025376

I want to play with alice's feet with my cock.

>> No.12025385
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No. I'm the only one that can play with the 2hu feet. You can have this one.

>> No.12025391

she looks like the type to eat your dick

>> No.12025395
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No thanks.

You can take the rest of the 2hu's, I just want Alice's feet.

>> No.12025412

I accept your offer. Though Alice's feet shall be missed. Let me know how they smell.

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>> No.12026621

leads to >>11998321, I hope.

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>> No.12029693

What are the best non-sexual Alice doujins?

>> No.12030260
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Personal Color

>> No.12031695

m-muh heart

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Mandatory post

>> No.12031730

Please stop posting in this board. Thanks.

>> No.12031753

go back to /adv/ and stay there

I just spend 4 years trying to forget about that place and those abusive people

fuck off

>> No.12031760

Go back to /b/ psy guy.

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What the fuck? I mean I get roleplaying but what the fuck is this even about dogs and who knows what else?
I'm not even being rhetorical, does /adv/ really do this Touhou shit while we're not babysitting them?

>> No.12031765 [DELETED] 

No, Alice was some tripshit from /b/ and that guy was too insecure to realize that Alice was a terrible person.

>> No.12031775
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Alice has nothing!

>> No.12031776 [DELETED] 

no, those two faggots came from an advice group on /b/ that became a large circle jerk

"alice" was the "leader" who claimed to have suffered from things like burns and stuttering but was actually someone very manipulative

the person who made that screenshot was another manipulative person and it is a fake.

the "go back to /adv/" was because people didn't want the threads on /b/, and really they should have never existed at all

its something that should be kept buried

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Woah, you mean *that* Alice? Yeah. I remember her. I thought she/he was just a roleplayer that took things a bit too seriously, nothing harmful. I figured the whole typing out the stuttering thing was part of the act. I didn't know the person did shit like that. What happened to them? Did they just leave or what?

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Well then. I see where this is going

>> No.12031795

She clearly has a cake, you oaf.

>> No.12031797

to the recycle bin?

>> No.12031801

Where's the one where everyone goes to the SDM Party instead of hers except Marisa?
Something like that.

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Lol look at that small glass of orange drank

>> No.12033427
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Alice is my favorite 2hu. I love her.

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Alice is cute!

>> No.12033463
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Alice is the cutest and most beautiful.

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She's not my favorite, but she is very cute (maybe the cutest) and she has a special place in my heart.

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Okay, let me correct my statement since she isn't actually my favorite either.
She's the one I love the most. She's very special to me. And even if she isn't my favorite she's up there in the top 3.