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This is Patchouli, and she listens to hip-hop.

>> No.11959179

Terrible taste in music, terrible taste in magic, terrible taste in reading material.

>> No.11959181

She also likes the people who sing those

Patchy really fits in the ghetto!

>> No.11959182

who is patchouli's favorite wu-tang member?

>> No.11959190

>>11959182
GZA

>> No.11959426
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tou-hop vol.1 by moon-tone is pretty good. Anymore albums like this?

>> No.11959508

Patchouli has a mixtape coming out on Phresh Cutz in October! Would you download it?

>> No.11959516

>>11959178
Jungle music
Worst touhou

>> No.11959527

Does Patchouli like Riff Raff?

>> No.11959542

>>11959527
She's more of a Chief Keef or Wacka girl, I would think.

>> No.11959547
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>>11959527
?

>> No.11959549

>>11959542
What about Migos?

>> No.11959550
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japanese hip-hop is really bad imo
>>11959426
the last 6 or 7 comikets there were maybe 3-4 hip-hop albums and except one decent track from the Capricioasă Gând album from R7 they're all bad, you can easily hear out the fruity loop standard beats, none of them got the flow

>> No.11959552

>>11959550
Nujabes was gud tho. Rip.

>> No.11959561

>>11959549
There was a week she wore nothing but camo shorts and bucket hats and occasionally yelled "Free Trinidad".

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>> No.11959787
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This is Reimu, and she's a greedy bounty hunter.

>> No.11959810

>>11959550
I like Alice's Unbelievable Assault

>> No.11959827
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>>11959178
Does Patchy prefer Tupac or Biggie? I like the B.I.G. more myself, but only barely.

>> No.11959831

>>11959549
>>11959549
Is Patche's nightgown Versace?

>> No.11959849

>>11959178
>>11959787
I used to advertise this guy's works but he jumped ship, I hate him now.

>> No.11959856

>>11959827
I don't know but, do you think they went to Gensokyo?

>> No.11959858

>>11959787
Does reimu also listen to hip hop?

>> No.11959876

>>11959858
I can see her driving down the street through the youkai neighborhood in a slammed Lincoln convertible, wearing aviators and blasting something like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfnWpV4i7E

>> No.11959877

>>11959831
She's got ones from Gucci and Bape as well

>> No.11959882

>>11959858
She listens to classic Japanese music.

>> No.11959888

>>11959856
Yes, if Tupac isn't alive in Serbia. I hope Touhou 15 is about a war between Gensokyo's east and west sides, and all the Touhous dress up in 90s gangsta clothes and have driveby battles instead of danmaku fights.

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>>11959827
5 shots couldn't drop me: I took it and smiled
Now I'm back to set the record straight
With my A-K, I'm still the thug that you love to hate
Motherfucker I'll hit em up

>> No.11959892

>>11959858
She listens to shitty nasally sounding Japanese rap

>> No.11959893

>>11959178
Is Patchy a #sadgirl?

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Patchy smells like grape soda!

>> No.11959922
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>>11959909
She is made out of lean

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>>11959909
Patchouli loves the purple drank!

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>>11959922
>>11959924

>> No.11959953
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Patchy is flat!

>> No.11959959

Patchy smells like codine and purple kush!!

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>>11959953
Oh wait, I meant Patchy is a cat!

>> No.11959972

>>11959178
I miss pageratta. he was pretty great.

>> No.11959975

>>11959962
You were right at first though, Patchy is pretty damn flat. Flat like a board.

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>>11959888
Drivebys and danmaku are basically the same thing anyway.

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>>11959975
Slim Patch is best Patchy!

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>>11959975
>mfw people make fanart of patchy with cowtits knowing full well she is flat

>> No.11960011 [DELETED] 

lol I listen to nujabes biggie and tupac i'm such a rap otaku >:-). who do you think is better tupac or biggie?XD

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>>11959933
Fuckniggas, that's that shit Patchy don't like!

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>>11960010
How do you feel about the middle ground?

>> No.11960031

>>11960018
Disgusting. The flat a girl is, the more beautiful a girl is, and Patchy is a very beautiful girl.

>> No.11960050

>>11959990
>Glamour
The opposite of slim is fat, not glamour

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>>11960031
Are these too big?

>> No.11960091

Patchy is engaged to Earl Sweatshirt!

>> No.11960094

>>11959827
lol dadhop

Patchouli listens to Vinnie Paz and Celph Titled

>> No.11960095
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>>11960094
Nah, she smokes fat blunts while she listens to Cypress Hill.>>11960094

>> No.11960116

>>11960018
Patchy is flat and her shitty immunological system eats all her calories.
Any healthy Patchy makes no sense.

>> No.11960121

>>11960094
/mu/, please go.

>> No.11960152

Who was the guy who linked up every 2hu to a western band? He had a decent chart or something.

I know that Murasa was the Beach Boys.

>> No.11960170

Fun fact: Patchouli is Gensokyo Lovely Maiden's favorite toho.

>> No.11960224

What is Patchy's favorite Viper song?

>> No.11960246

>>11960224
I Ball For Gunshots, obviously

>> No.11960296

>>11960246
Why is it obvious? I don't get it.

>> No.11960317

>>11960296
She referenced it in her last freestyle.
"Try to decipher my cypher, bitch / Ball for gunshots like Viper, bitch / Yuuka talkin that regular shit so I cock back and pipe her, bitch"

>> No.11960334

>>11960224
Y'all Youkai Don't Even Read Buks.

>> No.11960345

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMYJxjKkFro

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Patches is gonna cut you up like Pizza Pie with extra cheese

>> No.11960437

>>11960431

Fatpatchy is an abomination, this is flatpatchy thread please leave

>> No.11960456

>>11959849
Can't stay with Touhou forever. At least he's not jumped to KanColle.

>> No.11960477

>>11960431
ewww

>> No.11960490

>>11960431
more fatchy pls

>> No.11960496

>>11960431
that feel when that doujin will never be translated

>> No.11960516

>>11960431
Disgusting, that fat patchy needs to be bullied into anorexia. Or suicide. Both of them work.

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>>11959933

>> No.11960579

>>11960575
Chen is a murderer and a racist

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Best Patchy coming in

>> No.11960723

>>11960431
Fatchy is hot.

>> No.11960820

>>11960094
>Celph Titled
I hope someone else wrote the lyrics.

>> No.11960834

>>11960639
best patchy confirmed

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>> No.11960843

>>11960838
That looks like someone photoshopped her head onto a fat body.

>> No.11960858

>>11960639
Best
>>11960838
Worst

>> No.11960885

>>11960820
What are you talking about? Celph Titled is a brilliant lyricist. Go back to your Jay Z and watered-down, headbobbing nigger beats, we're discussing real rap here.

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>>11960858
Best and Best

>> No.11960888

>>11960838
Pachubby.

>> No.11960892

>>11960886
worst

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>>11960892
Not so best.

>> No.11960912

>>11960907
Even worst.

>> No.11961002

>>11960885
He's got no flow, angry anon. He sounds like every other underground rapper out there, which is mediocre. Tell me, is it fun being a hipster on the internet?

>> No.11961053

>>11959552
rip in beats

>> No.11961060

>>11960516
What about lesbian anorexia?

Where the only thing you're allowed to eat is pussy. <3

>> No.11961063

>>11961002
>actually using the word "flow" unironically

Haha, do you still say "phat" and "whack" too? ''Ey yo let's squash the beef and go tag FTP in the 570, word to your mother, homeboy.

>> No.11961125

>>11961063
People have been using it for hundreds of years, they won't stop just because it makes your tushy hurt.

>> No.11961243

>>11961125
>People have been using it for hundreds of years
Yes, to describe the movement of fluids.

"Flow" in a lyrical sense has rarely been used outside the 80's (and suburban white kids who still think 80's pop culture is cool)

>> No.11961253

>>11961243
"Phat" and "whack" have many ordinary English synonyms but "flow" doesn't seem to.

>> No.11961258

Rhythm literally means flow in Greek.

>> No.11961262

>>11959181
Why are you associating hiphop with "the ghetto"? It's a music genre that is completely international.
For example Daoko is talented cute 16 year old Japanese female rapper.

>> No.11961267

>>11961262
I've only ever seen it associated with black people and wannabe black people.

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>>11959178
i like this picture immensely since i first seen it, simply because how awesome the whole idea of "patchouli, the mage" sounds.

regular patchy is a useless piece of shit though.

>> No.11961279

>>11961272
It's weird to think that in a series where every major character has some kind of magic power, there's a character whose stand-out trait is that she's a mage.

>> No.11961281

>>11961267
That's a fault of your own ignorance.

>> No.11961284

>>11961281
How do you know Daoko isn't a wannabe black person?

>> No.11961288

>>11961284
Is Keiko Matsui a wannabe black person because she plays a lot of Jazz? Lets be sensible.

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>>11961279
think so? think again. are there any professional magicians in touhou? sure, there are all kinds of weird-ass demons and monsters with innate magical abilities, there are rookies like alice and marisa who do spells for fun, but patchy is The mage. she knows her shit, that's why she has this big-ass library, because you don't just start casting truly powerful magics out of the blue. don't fuck around with patchy.

>> No.11961319

>>11961288
Possibly.

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>>11961312
>>11961279
Praise be to our Lady of Ink And Paper.

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>>11960885

Vinnie, pass me a banger, i'll abort you little sports with a rusty hanger.

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