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It's Wednesday night, why aren't you drinking?

>> No.11946143

I'm a recovering alcoholic. Please stop trying to tempt me.

>> No.11946147

>>11946143

Disease-model plebs please go.

>> No.11946151

>>11946141
Yuugi, please. I already started at 3 PM.

>> No.11946172
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I am
In fact, it's pretty much the only thing I have consumed for the past several days
I just got a burrito from Qdoba though, I started feeling too woozy and thought I should eat something solid.

>> No.11946413

>>11946141
why aren't you suika?

>> No.11946420

>>11946141
Drinking makes me an even more insufferable shitposter than I can tolerate.

>> No.11946424

>>11946141
I don't have any booze, that's why. Also, these new captchas are fucking horrible.

>> No.11946534

tfw i will never be able to get drunk with my favorite 2hus :c

>> No.11946535

>>11946141

Of course I'm drinking! Every night. Every night...

>> No.11946543

>>11946141
I drank too much last night. I want to give my body a break.

>> No.11946549

>>11946543
Drink to get over your pain of being drunk!

>> No.11946550

Would death by drinking too much alcohol be a good way of killing yourself?

>> No.11946563

>>11946550
No, when I had alcohol poisoning my sense of balance went out of wack and I felt like the room was spinning around me, even though I was lying in a pool of my own vomit. Just use helium like everyone else.

>> No.11946587
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>>11946563
It was simple curiosity, I'll be here as long as /jp/ is.

>> No.11946609

I'm too scared to buy alcohol. I don't have any form of ID.

>> No.11946611

>>11946609
Not even a birth certificate? You'd look a little silly walking into a liquor store with it but I'm pretty sure they'd have to accept it as long as it show's you're legal.

>> No.11946620

>>11946609
You can get IDs even if you can't drive.

>birth certificate
It needs to be photo ID so they know it's really you.

>> No.11946621

>>11946141

No money, bro!

I ain't got no fuckin' job!

FUG!

>> No.11946629

>>11946611
>birth certificate
you need a picture ID, and i dont think they accept baby pictures

>> No.11946654

Liquor stores will accept a passport if you don't have a drivers license. I'm not drinking because it's midday thursday here and I was drinking last night.

>> No.11946669

Speaking of IDs, is anyone here an organ donor? I've been thinking of becoming one but I'm not really sure if it I should or not. I definitely do not want my organs going into some fat guy, or any guy at all. I want my organs to go to cute girls.

>> No.11946671

>>11946669
Then don't become an organ donor.

The people who'll need your organs generally aren't going to be healthy and athletic types. There's a high chance your death will just help prolong some fat cunts bad lifestyle.

>> No.11946673

>>11946621
Pick up enough cans until you can buy a 40 of Old E or Colt 45 from the deposit

You are required to either sit on a concrete stoop and look vaguely menacing or squat and look vaguely menacing while you consume some of the malt liquor.

>> No.11946676

>>11946671
I've read that being an organ donor will sometimes prevent a cop from giving you a ticket because he thinks you're a good person after seeing you're an organ donor. If it can help me save money I'll put myself down as one.

I'll just have to change it back before I die.

>> No.11946678

>>11946673
You're only allowed to squat if you have a tracksuit, though.

>> No.11946680

>>11946678
ONLY squat if you're wearing pants. One time I squatted and my dick came out of my shorts it was really embarrassing

>> No.11946681

>>11946669
I don't understand why people have serious hang-ups about organ donation.

I mean, I'm dead. I don't need that liver or heart anymore.

>> No.11946683

>>11946678
If you're in a tropical or otherwise typically hot climate, you can apply for a dress code waiver though.

>> No.11946920

I'm not old enough to drink.

>> No.11946924

>>11946920
then you're not old enough to post on 4chan, m8

>> No.11946971

>>11946681
Well the guy you're replying to was just yet another cynical dick in here pretending to be weird to insult people.

I dunno, I think they're just required to get your say-so before they go ahead and do it, for legal or some kind of formal ethical reasons.

>> No.11946977

It's 8:42AM, I guess it's time to start drinking.

>> No.11947336

>>11946924
Drinking age is 21 in the usa land of the free.

>> No.11947387

I've never been around alcohol so I never felt the necessity to.

>> No.11947402

Because I am not a dead shit alcoholic and value my health.

>> No.11948094

>>11947402
Oni (ogres) are like the robots in Futurama, booze is just an intrinsic part of their deal.

>> No.11948106

because alcohol is for weak people and idiots

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11948147

can't drink while i'm on NEET pills.

>> No.11948145

>>11946141
I like my brain cells

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>>11948106
Weak people and ogres, you mean.

>> No.11948151

>>11948145
Why? What have they ever done for you?

>> No.11948166

I would be, but I decided to stop drinking and improve my health. I relapsed on tuesday though and had the worst hangover of my life. I hope that was the kick in the pants I needed to stop drinking permanently, but I've thought I hit rock bottom several times already. I am an alcoholic.

Also it saves money. Tea is very cheap compared to alcoholic drinks, is healthy for you, and not addictive. As a jobless shut-in, I need to pinch every penny and prove I'm not completely* worthless.

>> No.11948177

nietsche said that anyone interested in being happy should stay away from alcohol

>> No.11948180

>>11948177

nietzsche hated people who obediently believed everything they were told.

>> No.11948194

>>11948177

not everyone is interested in being happy

>> No.11948203

>>11948177
That assumes you have some hope of attaining a non-artificial happiness in the first place. For some people, alcohol and Touhou is all they have.

>> No.11948228

>>11948203
oh buzz off you retarded prude. Go bash /sp/ for sitting in front of the TV too much or for getting drunk in the stands at hockey matches.

God you people must really hate Japan for some reason. Your daddy lose his job at some point because of Honda and Toyota? Or what exactly? Because it's like you think their videogames killed your dog or something.

>> No.11948246

>>11948228
You shouldn't post on /jp/ when you're that drunk. You're not making any sense.

>> No.11948252

>>11948228
>God you people must really hate Japan for some reason. Your daddy lose his job at some point because of Honda and Toyota? Or what exactly? Because it's like you think their videogames killed your dog or something.
???

>> No.11948308

>>11948252
It's like all people seem to want to use /jp/ for, coming in here and trolling and bashing. These people (if you can even call /b/tards people) are so predatorily trashy, even at their own IRL "protests" that it's just mind-boggling, but it's easy to see why dickheads like "protesting" things. I was just wondering what specifically about untranslated Japanese video-games, idols etc. is able to hold their attention long enough to make these things become, for them, a target to be attacked on here daily. My pet theory at this point is that they must all think Japan ran over their dogs when they were kids.

>> No.11948327 [DELETED] 

>>11948228
>>11948308
Is this the drunkposting thread? I really want to give a loli some alcohol but I need a loli first, am I a bad person? I like to think i'm not.

>> No.11948390

>intentionally consuming poison

>> No.11948461

>>11948390
wuq

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