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Don't forget to feed your vampires /jp/

>> No.11942218

I'm a Vampire Killer

>> No.11942223

>>11942218
Go to bed, Reimu

>> No.11942227

Hot pic, dude.

>> No.11942229
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I'll feed them with some garlic and sunlight

>> No.11942265
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>that doujinshi where she drinks Sakuya's menstrual blood

>> No.11942268

>>11942229
Lightweight. Stake 'em spread-eagle and naked on the lawn before sunrise, watch them writhe, scream, and burn.

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>>11942268
Dear lord

>> No.11942415

i'd be sakuya so hard

>> No.11942491
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My vampire's thirst seems to have been replaced by a darker hunger...

>> No.11942570

It must be tough having a vampire girlfriend.

>> No.11942605

i like where this thread is going

>> No.11942609

>>11942570
I've always wanted a loli vampire girlfriend ever since I read the Vampire Chronicles. They seem really cute.

>> No.11942610

>>11942605
Straight to page 10?

>> No.11942611

>>11942610
This is /jp/, nothing goes straight to page 10.

>> No.11942616

>>11942216
>Jugular vein
Time for a IV of holy water, gonna take her with me all the way down to Hell.

If only she used a different vein.

>> No.11942618

>>11942616
I think she's gnawing on her shoulder.

>> No.11942627
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I wish she turned me into a vampire and I could stay in Gensokyo. I could spend hundreds of years with my favorite Touhou.

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>>11942627
I have a different favorite Touhou, but I'd appreciate it too.

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>>11942216
Remilia deserves to be spoken highly of.

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I want Remiria to feed me bananas

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Remi's supposed to be a relatively light eater so I doubt she'd be able to do much damage if any.

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11942836

Please refrain from discussing methods of harming Milady.


And I do not like when artist depict vampires biting like that, there are too many muscles there and not any important blood vessel, and even if there were any, the muscles would difficult the extraction. She would encounter a thick muscle like the superior portion of the trapezius, the scalenus medius or the scalenus anterior depending where she bites.

The best position would be one where the vampire gets to bite the neck and hopefully punctures the carotid artery, drawing fresh blood just cleaned by the lungs, and where she doesn't have to bend her neck, so instead she'll want her victim leaning to one side, leaving the neck as perpendicular to the floor as possible.

And Milady isn't as tall as Sakuya, so that picture implies she's standing on a stool or that she made Sakuya sit on the border of the bed.


>>11942265
There is an older one where she drinks Reimu's menstrual blood in the middle of the night. And I think Reimu cames for the stimulation.

>> No.11942852

>>11942836
>>
>And I do not like when artist depict vampires biting like that, there are too many muscles there and not any important blood vessel, and even if there were any, the muscles would difficult the extraction. She would encounter a thick muscle like the superior portion of the trapezius, the scalenus medius or the scalenus anterior depending where she bites.

1: Vampires are crazy stronk, like Oni stronk with Tengu speed

>The best position would be one where the vampire gets to bite the neck and hopefully punctures the carotid artery, drawing fresh blood just cleaned by the lungs, and where she doesn't have to bend her neck, so instead she'll want her victim leaning to one side, leaving the neck as perpendicular to the floor as possible.

2: It is probable that she wanted to keep Sakuya alive since you don't (CAN'T) stop a bleeding carotid, too much pressure, all the blood you have is spilled in less than 5 minutes.

>And Milady isn't as tall as Sakuya, so that picture implies she's standing on a stool or that she made Sakuya sit on the border of the bed.

3: She can fly y'know?

For being a Remi fan you seem to know jack about 'em

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>> No.11942864

>>11942836
>Please refrain from discussing methods of harming Milady.

Fuck off with your roleplay shit.

>> No.11942865

>>11942836
>methods of harming Milady
Speaking of, does Remilia abide by any classic vampire rules?

Say I found my way into Gensokyo. How would I go about, you know, taking the little bloodsucker out of the picture? There's little place for vampires in my perfect Gensokyo.

Easy methods preferred, but I'll go with whatever is sure enough to keep her from resurrecting.

>> No.11942869

>>11942864
Are you retarded, or just pretending not to know what roleplay means?

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>> No.11942884

>>11942865
Accidentally multiple (hundreds) metric tons of sharp pieces of silver, holy water, fried beans, christian crosses and wooden stakes upon her.

If she survives and say someting mumble something along the lines of "Kappatech, never again"

>> No.11942894

>>11942216
I enjoy the fact that Sakuya's eyes seem to have slit pupils.

>>11942836
I too dislike it when people talk about harming Remilia. That said, I dislike it when people talk about harming any 2hu.

>> No.11942904

>>11942869
She isn't your lady. She isn't even real.

>> No.11942918

>>11942852
>you don't (CAN'T) stop a bleeding carotid, too much pressure, all the blood you have is spilled in less than 5 minutes.
I'm scared...
This is why I like Yuyuko over everyone else, she can oblige my request for a quick and painless death.

But how would I, as a ghost, drag my corpse to the SDM for consumption before it loses its freshness? Should I instead invite Flan over for a picnic in the zen garden?

>> No.11942920

>>11942918
Why don't you just keep on living instead?

And also, for a quick and painless death there are more alternatives, angering Flandre, angering Ooku, pissing off a Oni, jumping down a cliff...

>> No.11942924

>>11942904
>imblying

>> No.11942925

>>11942920
Flandre would toy with you until you break. Ooku would just lead to a slow death from radiation poisoning. Oni enjoy torturing people. Cliffs are painful.

>> No.11942927

>>11942920
Stepping on Yuuka's flowers.

>> No.11942930

>>11942924
I most certainly never said "imblying"

>> No.11942932

>>11942920
I'm not guaranteed an afterlife in any of those options. With Yuyuko, one tap of the fan and I'm simply "invited into death" with no mess or fuss. Plus, my ghost would wind up in the Netherworld rather than Hell.

>> No.11942933

>>11942925
>Ooku would just lead to a slow death from radiation poisoning
That or istant vaporization.

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>>11942932
I want to explore Youmu's nether world~

>> No.11943180

>>11942852
I've read all official texts regarding her, as all canon manga as well.

>Vampires are crazy stronk, like Oni stronk with Tengu speed.
Indeed, but that doesn't mean she'll want to get her victim killed by applying to much pressure.

>2
Yeah, in the case of Sakuya I suppose it would indeed be better to avoid that.

>She can fly y'know?
HOLY SHIT

>> No.11943204

>>11942268

Blade pls

>> No.11943271

>>11942852
>3: She can fly y'know?

Didn't you see how much fun she was having?

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Come to gensokyo /jp/, Remi is hungry for some fresh blood

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Pledge your loyalty to the young Mistress and you will be rewarded.

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>> No.11943387

>>11943302
>nearly 500 years old
>young
I'm quoting the wiki by the way.

>> No.11943391

>>11943387
Get out, secondary.

>> No.11943410

>>11943302
My dick reached critical mass and exploded. Thanks asshole.

>> No.11943418
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You are called early in the morning to your mistress's chambers. You open the door, enter, and see Remilia on the bed looking like this.

What do you do?

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>> No.11943433

>>11943418
Getting your yoga done early, OJ-Sama?

>> No.11943430

>>11943418
Apologize for catching my mistress in such an embarrassing position then rape her.

>> No.11943432

>>11943418
Ask her what she called me for just like I normally would, obviously.

>> No.11943434

>>11943285
Is the last one when she discovers you have diabetes and your blood is 20% high fructose corn syrup?

>> No.11943442
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>>11943433
>>11943432
>>11943430
PLOT TWIST: the same thing happens the next day, only now she looks like this.

How do you preserve your and her dignity?

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>>11943418
The real question is what wouldn't I do to her?

>> No.11943447

>>11943302
>>11943279

Don't know if doing that can be considered really brave or batshit insane but I would actually let her drink some of mine.

>> No.11943450

>>11943442
I would help her down and keep going about my day as usual.

>> No.11943448

>>11943442
I would molest her and die a happy man.

>> No.11943449

>>11943442
I kiss her, tell her I love her and walk out.

>> No.11943453

>>11943450
>>11943432
These guys get the boring end.
>>11943430
This guy gets the SPLAT end.
>>11943448
This guy as well.
>>11943449
This guy gets one Remilia flag, if only because he made her frustratingly confused.

>> No.11943454

>>11943453
As long as I saved before to explore more options this isn't shaping up so bad.

>> No.11943457

>>11943453
>These guys get the boring end.
What are you talking about? This entire scenario assumes that I'm her servant, right?
That's all I could ever want from life. I'm already as happy as I can be. There is nothing more I could ever want.

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>>11943457
Stagnation is death. The lack of progress is backwards progress.

Take this Flandre ass here.

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>>11943453
>>11943449
DAY 3: it escalates. Remilia waits for you on the bed, her naked feet hung off the side, dangling half-way to the floor. The blush on her face masks the usual paleness of her skin.

You walk in, knowing from the last time to shut the door behind you. There is a heavy silence in the room as a quiet morning rises outside. Remilia does not move.

What do you do?

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11943478

Needs more blood drinking in strongest form.

>> No.11943479

>>11943472
I kiss her and softly caress her budding nipples, telling her to have a good morning before I go and prepare her breakfast.

>> No.11943487

>>11943472
>What do you do?

OTL

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Day 1, 2, 3.
Lick her nether regions until they're red and sore from the nonstop stimulation.

>IM☆PREG☆NATE
If possible. Accept SPLAT end without regrets.

>> No.11943493

>>11943472
[x] Lake

>> No.11943500

>>11943472
Lie on the bed and hug her, then ask if there's anything she needs.

>> No.11943506
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>>11943487
IT WAS A MISTAKE TO GENUFLECT IN FRONT OF A 500 YEARS OLD VAMPIRE.

You crumple forwards on your knees, eliciting a startled gasp from your beloved mistress. She launches from the bed, attempting to catch you before you collapse on the ground, but as she comes near, your hands land on the soft cups of her breasts.

A moment snails by, tense in its silence, as both Remilia and you take in what just took place.

Then, together with a shrill cry of terror, Remilia's hand lashes out, taking your head clean off at the neck. It was a mistake to genuflect before a 500 years old vampire, but as your lifeless body thumps on the floor of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the thought dies along with you.

BAD END

>> No.11943507

>>11943495
You can't impregnate the undead.

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>>11943506
It was a good death.

>> No.11943558

>>11943495
>they're red and sore from the nonstop stimulation.
Welp. I'm hard.

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drink this

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>>11943558
Can a vampire even get red? You'd think it'd be unnaturally pale, what with the undead vampire thing.

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>> No.11943703

ぱた ぱた

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I wish vampires existed. I want to be a vampire hunter.

>> No.11943798
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She is really just a little girl in the end

>> No.11943820

>>11943753
I'd rather be a blood broker, for NEET vampires that are too lazy to hunt their own humans.

In twenty years, I would have all vampires riding mobility scooters, putting American flag decals on their coffins, and listening to talk radio.

>> No.11943826

Why is being slowly consumed so erotic?

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>>11943826

I don't know, too bad hardly any artists draw this stuff.

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>>11943826
Consuming is a bit much.
I wouldn't mind being bitten by Remilia though.

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>> No.11944019

>>11943593
I love this picture so much.

>> No.11944023

What are the downsides of being a loli vampire?

>> No.11944033

>>11944023
perpetually flat

>> No.11944035

>>11944023
A vampire loli is still a loli so she would be really horny and aroused most of the time and lewd in an innocent way. She would just require blood.

>> No.11944043

>>11942836
>>11942265
S-source?

>> No.11944045

>>11944012
Source?

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>>11944033
perpetually perfect flat.
perperflat.

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>>11944043
The first pedolia, I don't know about the Reimu one.

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Perflat Remi to Remi with budding breasts are equally ok in my book.

>>11944172
>>11944043
Ah, found it. Don't expect something too great.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/2762

>> No.11944231

What's the best way to kill a Touhou vampire?

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>>11944231
Smother her with love until she dies.

It may take a hundred or thousands of years, but it has been proved as an effective method.

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>>11944260
Then what's the quickest?

>> No.11944432

>>11944270
Disbelieve in her existence.

>> No.11944430

I want to please milady in any way possible.

>> No.11944464

Remilia has the nicest eyes.

>> No.11944572

I want to exorcise Remilia

>> No.11944577

>>11944270
Launch her into space!

>> No.11944610
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whos the lucky mom?

>> No.11945150

>>11944219
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/2762
That was pretty cute.

>> No.11945169

>>11944219
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/2762
That was actually a pretty good read. I especially liked the sleeveless Marisa at the end.

>> No.11945178

>>11943418
do your best Lurch impression.

You rang?

>>11943434
you tell her you have aids, and now so does she.

>> No.11945191 [DELETED] 

>>11945178
*farts in ur face*

>> No.11945243

I want to stand outside the gates of the SDM at 3 o'clock in the morning and yell at them to go back to Romania until they have Meiling escort me off the property.

>> No.11945264

I have pretty bad acne where vampires are tradionaly supposed to bite. It makes me really sad. I can just imagine a loli vampire being disgusted and refusing to take my blood. Im worthless...

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>yfw
There are people in this thread that think they can take down Remilia-sama.
Why are they so delusional?

>> No.11945834

>>11945546
they are real, she is not, so, they already have a huge advantage.

the easiest way to defeat remilia (or any 2hu in general) is to delete all pictures of her you downloaded.

>> No.11945854

>>11945834
They will be elsewhere though. Their refuges are nearly infinite. Their existences will piggyback on human society for as long as there are people to be influenced by them. A person may develop a greater sympathy for vampire related content as a fan of Remilia's and act based on these changes for years to come. Influencing those they come in contact with and further spreading the character's influence on society and their existence therein. Even if thousands of years from now all it means is something as meaningless as some one preferring the color red for an accessory over blue, the fact that Remilia's existence as a fictional character with certain traits will live on. Certainly any given person could have a greater impact but can either truly defeat the other? I doubt it.

>> No.11945860

>>11945854
yeah, but you'll cast them out from your personal realm. as far as you're concerned, they have no more right to exist in your realm, and there's absolutely nothing in their power to re-enter it.

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Quick! The mistress's charisma broke! What do you do?

>> No.11947785

>>11947778

Cover her with a sheet. People will think it's a ghost and leave her alone until she recovers.

>> No.11947787

>>11947778
Throw holy water.

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>>11947787
It melted her clothes, but the mistress is unfazed!

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>>11947778
Hug her tight, until I cum in my trousers.

>> No.11948068

As far as i'm concerned, if she start fixing her relationship with her sister, teach her how to control her power and how to feed for herself in a way that does not end up killing or permanently injuring humans, as well as to not consider human life as worthless then i'd be perfectly ok with her existing, living and walking around.

No qualms with youkais, as long as they don't kill humans, wether citizens of Gensokyo or from the outside world i have nothing against them.

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Sakuya protecting little shy Remilia.

>> No.11952090

>>11947793
It also removed her wings though!
This is bad.

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>>11952090
The water didn't remove her wings.

I did.

>> No.11952105

>>11947793
>Items
>Phoenix Down
>Remilia Scarlet

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>>11947778
End the reason for her to cry. >>11948012

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Remi selling flowers in the streets.

>> No.11959386

>>11959201
I'd buy them all.

>> No.11962688

>>11959201
Why is she lifting her clothes? Is it some sort of way to commercialize her flowers to get plenty of sales?

>> No.11964019

>>11945854
>They will be elsewhere though
What's a touhou's apperance like when nobody is here to look at them?

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