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Her name is Patchouli the Mage, and she is a very cute girl.

>> No.11941660 [DELETED] 

>>11941656
I saw this cosplay of her one time and she was the cutest girl in the entire universe. So what you say must be true.

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>> No.11941684 [DELETED] 

>>11941681
waiting warmly...

sigh...

>> No.11941686

>>11941681
what if you wait too warmly and they wake up

>> No.11941734

Will she ever get an e-book for all her books?

>> No.11941785
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fat napping patchu

>> No.11942183

>>11941785
fat fuckin BITCH

>> No.11942617

I love Patchouli.

>> No.11942621

>>11942617
I don't.

>> No.11942624
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Why doesn't Patchouli just cure her bad health with magic?

>> No.11942635

>>11942624
Unless it involves fire, water, wood, metal, earth, sun, or the moon she can't do anything with magic.

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>>11942635
Water, earth and sun should already be enough for that. The only thing that could tend even more towards healing is stuff like holy.

>> No.11942654

>>11942645
So she should ask Reimu for help

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>>11942645
Sun is bad for her hair and skin.

>> No.11942665

>>11942624
The great question without clearly defined answers. Maybe because it's too hard with her magical body. Maybe because it's in fact a curse. Maybe because Remilia brainwashed her to make her weak and controllable. Who know.

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>>11942663
The horrible, life-giving sun. Only a fool would think about her when using healing magic. If only we could use SCIENCE to destroy it. Humanity would be better of without it.

>> No.11942947

>>11942665
She has been looking for a cure for asthma for about 100 years now.
So far she has only been able to attain a deathless/ageless state- so her asthma attacks cant kill her, but she still has them.
Her anemia is, according to Marisa, due to the fact she has spent too much time working with arsenic, cyanide, and heavy metals like mercury and lead. And Alice also has problems with this too.

>> No.11942950

Stinky Patchy.

>> No.11942957

>>11942624
most of her problems are caused by heavy metals deposits. She deals with shit like mercury for most of her spells.

I think this was stated in that kasen's manga

>> No.11942958

Why is she doing those lewd signs with her hands?

>> No.11942961

>>11942957
>>11942947

You did not answer the question. Let me guess, American education? Do you believe you're a special kid because you know your alphabet from A to L?

>> No.11943028

>>11942961
>magic causes health problems
>i am going to solve health problems with magic
>i got them back

you sure are retarded

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Go ahead and lick. She knows you want to!

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>> No.11943287

>>11943028
Watch out, he can count to potato

>> No.11943314

>>11943028
Do I really need to spell something so simple for you?

Literally century of magic use made her only slightly weak. Even if she were to be poisoned by her healing magic, it would still be highly sufficient to get largely better.

It so logic. So simple. Why do you have difficulties with something so simple? Honestly, why? That question bothers me greatly. Is that because I'm vastly more intelligent than you? Is that because you're just vastly more stupid than average?

I just keep forgetting people are morons. I mean, I see it first-hand everyday, but I'm still trying to upheld them to a higher standard.

It's not even difficult logic. I seriously need to tone down my expectations again.

>> No.11943325

What if we just ask her ourselves?
Hey Patchouli, come over here!

>> No.11943388

She's not cute

>> No.11943439

>>11943314
I'm saving this in my copypasta file.

>> No.11943470

>>11942961
>>11943314

4chan should IP ban yuropoors just like 2chan bans howaito piggu.

>> No.11943524
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If you made Patchy pregnant, would you take responsibility?

>> No.11943699

>>11943524
I can't risk being sexually attracted to my children

>> No.11943708

>>11943063
I don't think it's normal to be fantasizing about a girl's feet this much. What is happening to me.

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>>11943524

Yes, and I'm going to impregnate her at least 6 more times!

>> No.11943815

>>11943721
I'm not sure her body can take that. Patchy is frail.

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>>11943815

Take her to Eirin! And knock up Eirin!
Knock up every girl in Gensokyo dozens of times!

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Patchy has to poop!

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>>11943063
[FEET INTENSIFIES]

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ITS FUN TO LEARN MAGIC

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>> No.11943917

>>11943857
I-Is she doing what I think she's doing?

>> No.11943918
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Patchouli likes to read books!

>> No.11943920

>>11943917
That's gross, Anonymous. Patchy just gets a little shy when other people see what she likes to read.

>> No.11943927

>>11943917
What do you think Patchy masturbates to?

>> No.11943929

>>11943063
Can I just smell them instead?

>> No.11943932

>>11943927
Men.

>> No.11943942

>>11943907
Patchy is a vapid, docile whore!

>> No.11943943

>>11943927
Biggie Smalls, probably

>> No.11943946

>>11943927
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoCJW3XaoVQ

or something with large black men.

>> No.11943947

>>11943907
I want to have an innocent walk around town with Patchy, holding hands with her. And then when we go home, we do really lewd sex things!

>> No.11943954
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Indecent behavior in the Scarlet Devil Mansion is not allowed.

>> No.11943955

>Her name is Patchouli the Mage
Wouldn't ``the Mage'' be a title rather than a proper part of her name?

>> No.11943958

No,
First name Patchouli, Middle Name, The, Last Name, Mage.

>> No.11943974

>>11943954
But Patchouli schlicks all the time.

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>>11942624
If I recall, she got into magic in the first place in order to fix her inherent health problems.
Ironically, her use of magic, as in using dangerous metals and materials, only made her health problems worse and the few things she did fix only caused other problems.

I think ZUN may be trying to say something.

>> No.11943981

>>11943947
Would you cum on her feet, anon?

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Patchouli has a master's degree in library science.

>> No.11943986

>>11943976
>I think ZUN may be trying to say something.

That her only recourse is lichdom?

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>>11943981
Yes and more!

>> No.11943985

>>11943981
I'd lick them and cum on them, but I wouldn't lick the cum off them.

>> No.11943992 [DELETED] 

>>11943974
Stop. :(

Patchy is pure because she is a girl. Girls aren't interested in such lewd things!

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Patchouli has waterproof books and likes to read in the bath.

>> No.11944027

>>11943986
Patchy's only recourse is vaginal penetration with a condomless, erect human penis.

>> No.11944028

>>11943992
Girls love masturbating while thinking about doing cute things with cute boys. They also like masturbating to being nude in public.

>> No.11944031 [DELETED] 

>>11944028
[citation required]

:^/

>> No.11944034

>>11943388
I think she's cute.

>> No.11944036

>>11944027
I think you mean tentacles fucking every single hole so she can birth their tentacle children for all eternity.

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Patchy has an anus!

>> No.11944056

>>11944036

I want to knock Patchouli up again and again for the rest of her life!

>> No.11944061 [DELETED] 

>>11944055
I want to sniff it.

>> No.11944068 [DELETED] 

>>11944061
What do you think the seat of her dress smells like after a day of bombardment from her warm, airy farts?

>> No.11944066 [DELETED] 

>>11944055
I want to see Patchy's buttcrack, or her bare fat buttcheeks.

>> No.11944075 [DELETED] 

>>11944068
How do you think she'd react if I asked her to fart while sitting on my lap?

>> No.11944081

Please do not sexualize Patchouli.

>> No.11944082 [DELETED] 

>>11944075
She'd get all flustered and would definitely NOT do it! Besides, it's not like she can just muster up a fart whenever she likes.

>> No.11944087 [DELETED] 

*sigh*

I know this is going to sound pretty lewd, but every time I see a cute image of Patchy, I have a strong urge to have sex with her! Is feeling like this about a good girl like Patche OK?

>> No.11944095

>>11944087
>I have a strong urge to have sex with her
You're just sexually attracted to her every time. Nothing wrong with that.

I'd actually praise you for not getting *bored* of her like most people do.

>> No.11944103 [DELETED] 

>retarded janitor deleting >>11944073 because he has no fucking clue how moderation on 4chan works
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>> No.11944114 [DELETED] 

>>11944066
I bet she has a big, fat, meaty, jiggly, slappable butt.

>> No.11944138 [DELETED] 

>>11944114
Don't forget about the juicy thighs attached to that booty

>> No.11944149 [DELETED] 

>>11944082
Girls never fart.
Where do you think it all goes?
It has to come out sometime.
It might as well be on my lap.

>> No.11944196 [DELETED] 

>>11944138
I would slap her fat, pale hamstrings and tease my way up to her butt

>> No.11944200 [DELETED] 

>>11944082
Why can't she fart whenever she wants? I can fart whenever I want.

>> No.11944224 [DELETED] 

>>11944196
Tickle behind her knees. Guaranteed to make her either laugh herself into an asthma attack or accidentally toot or both.

>> No.11944228 [DELETED] 

>>11944224
That sounds cute! I'd like to smell her kneepits too.

>> No.11944236 [DELETED] 

>>11944149
The reason you never hear girls fart is because girls all wear thongs.

Think about it.

>> No.11944251 [DELETED] 

>>11943992
>>11944031
>>11944055
>>11944061
>>11944066
>>11944068
>>11944075
>>11944082
>>11944087
>>11944103
>>11944114
>>11944138
>>11944149
>>11944196
>>11944200
>>11944224
>>11944228
>>11944236
Everyone take a moment to thank the Janitor for censoring this board for us dullard plebeians! Generic, vapid interactions are the only good ones!

>> No.11944254 [DELETED] 

>>11944251
Its ironic that janitors don't like farts, since they're all full of shit

>> No.11944255

>>11942635
/x/ here, those are all obviously planetary metaphors, and not literally the "things" they describe.

>> No.11944264

>>11944255
From her spell cards it seems pretty literal.

>> No.11944279
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Is it okay if I call her Pat-chan?

>> No.11944281 [DELETED] 

>>11944251
A board teeming with unsavory content is less attractive to paying advertisers who obviously maintain product threads and social media campaigns here.

>> No.11944287

>>11943946
What if patchy actually gets off to large black women and that's why she's so shy

>> No.11944285

>>11944081
Why not?

>> No.11944288

>>11944279
I've just been calling her Pattycake

>> No.11944292

>>11944288
That's cute. Just don't call her Fatty Patty!

>> No.11944293

>>11944279
I call her Patrick, because she's the star in my empty life.

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>>11944081
I will fug patchy in her tight littl vug and theres nothing you can do about it.

>> No.11944303

>>11944292
Oh god I want to call her that so bad. Just tease her mercilessly and pinch her subtle lovehandles

>> No.11944312

>>11944300
Why does every sexualize Patchun? She is not that kind of girl.

>> No.11944313 [DELETED] 

>>11944285
See >>11944281

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>>11944312
>She is not that kind of girl.
She can be...

>> No.11944333

>>11944264
She lives in a magic library and all her spell cards are themed after the seven Planetes (which in Japan have elemental names; Fire Star, Water Star, Wood Star, etc.)

I doubt it's unintentional, it fits the magic/occult theme of her character.

>> No.11944341

>>11944333
I want Patchouli to teach me the hidden secrets of the universe.

>> No.11944351

>>11944341
I wanna see patchy's hidden secret

>> No.11944372
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did someone call me?

>> No.11944383

>>11944372
I live in the city where those are made. You used to see them flying around every now and then because they tested each one as it left the factory but I haven't seen one in a while.

>> No.11944680

>>11944383
Where?

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>>11944303
Please don't!

>> No.11945062

>>11944372
I want to see Pache riding an Apache.

>> No.11945077

>>11943927
Porn manga

>> No.11945307

>>11945062
It can work, since Koakuma can be her pilot.

>> No.11945319

>>11945054
This reminds me of this one fat girl that I tried to molest slightly back in 2008. However she only giggled when I fondled her tummy.

I regret not attempting to put it in. I could have knocked her up and forced her to marry me and keep the child.

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All that sitting around is making Patchouli fat!

>> No.11945487

How does Patchouli get so fat?
Remilia doesn't seem like the type of person to let a guest eat her out of house and home.

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Does patchy know how to build contraptions?

>> No.11945525

>>11945518
I'm sure she knows contraception, at least.

>> No.11945527

>>11945525
you're funny guy.

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>> No.11945780

>>11945391
Good! Since she is my pillow, she must be as soft as possible!

>> No.11945839

>>11945319
I someday wish I to feel the pleasure of fondling fat girl bellies

>> No.11945888

>>11945598
I'm not into fat chicks but I wouldn't mind having that Patchy.

>> No.11945947

>>11945888
Probably because she's not fat in the slightest in that picture.

>> No.11946013

>>11945947
She's definitely overweight, just not severely obese like fat fetishists like.

>> No.11946026

>>11946013
>overweight
That's actually a pretty normal figure for a woman.

>> No.11946034

>>11946026
I don't know where you live, but it really isn't.

>> No.11946045

>>11946026
I highly doubt that having an ass wider than hip's length can be considered normal figure.

>> No.11946303

>>11943907
please source! google gives me nothing

>> No.11946326

>>11946303
http://exhentai.org/g/665377/5123d19366/

>> No.11946323

>>11946034
I've seen real people actually having sex once, and I can vouch for him.

>> No.11946356

>>11946326
thanks, i love you!

>> No.11946398

>>11944372
wow epic bro!

>> No.11946864

>>11946398
Epic for the win!

>> No.11947516

>>11944680
I think Mesa, Az

>> No.11947583

>>11943314
if you were right, she would have done that, but she didn't, therefore you are wrong

>> No.11947597

Patchoulz likes it when you stare at her stomach!

>> No.11947599

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo4glASbEh4

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Patchouli is swole!

>> No.11948440

>>11948394
I want to rest on her strong chest!

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>>11948394

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