[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 450 KB, 1012x1012, 1391564917214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11935674 No.11935674 [Reply] [Original]

Satori may seem shy, but at heart she's actually a very promiscuous girl with a lot of repressed desires.

>> No.11935679

What are Satori's ten desires, but just list the first three please?

>> No.11935681

>>11935679
anal
oral
anal

>> No.11935685

>>11935681
You only listed anal twice.

>> No.11935688 [DELETED] 

-grabs him by the throat-

BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!

>> No.11935692

>>11935679

Cuckolding someone that loves her.
Sex with black men.
Sex with dogs or horses.

>> No.11935700

>>11935679
vanilla
childhood friend
holding hands

>> No.11935704

>>11935700
Holy fuck you are sick in the head. She is just a child!

>> No.11935708
File: 464 KB, 840x1200, 13657403_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11935708

>>11935692
>Sex with black men.
I-I have a chance with Satori?!

>> No.11935716
File: 104 KB, 638x533, 1391528649296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11935716

>>11935708

Satori loves men of color.

>> No.11935718

>>11935679
1 - For her sister to regain consciousness.
2 - For her pets and sister to be happy.
3 - For people to stop fearing and hating her so much.

>> No.11935733

Fuck off, secondary.

>> No.11935739

>>11935718
This hurt.

>> No.11935751
File: 485 KB, 827x1169, 41846904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11935751

>> No.11935754

>>11935739
The truth always hurts, anon.

>>11935692
You forgot "sex with Koishi"

>> No.11935837

I warmly request you to stop saying mean things about Satori.

>> No.11935847
File: 401 KB, 800x750, 17462601_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11935847

Satori loves her pets very much

>> No.11935881

>>11935700
You
I like you

>> No.11936004
File: 349 KB, 600x600, 1393729762998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936004

>>11935674
I like Satori. I think she is very cute.

>> No.11936011
File: 439 KB, 744x744, 1393729896796.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936011

Liar.

>> No.11936054
File: 342 KB, 600x800, 41834474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936054

>> No.11936058

>>11936004
She is not half the woman Parcy is

>> No.11936068
File: 537 KB, 532x819, 1393730909903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936068

>>11936011
Satorin is a... cat?

>> No.11936113
File: 134 KB, 600x800, 127488911452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936113

Satori is not a pervert.
And she is too small, she won't be able to take a horse dick.

Please do not sexualize her the wrong way, only lovingly.

>> No.11936130

>>11936113
Beautiful picture.

>> No.11936131

>>11935674
>repressed

With so many pets around? Highly unlikely.>>11935674

>> No.11936410
File: 816 KB, 900x1200, 1393739891685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936410

>>11936068
No, of course not.
She does like them, though.

>> No.11936426
File: 186 KB, 640x1136, fug-off.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936426

Fug off.
She's mine.

I will send this harshly worded text message to ANYONE who tries to disrespect the love that Satori and I feel for each other.

>> No.11936498

>>11936426
I think you're mistaken dude, that's the text I just sent to you.

>> No.11936544
File: 319 KB, 850x600, tumblr_36066293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936544

please don't lewdpost with Satori...

>> No.11936563

"It's only natural! I'm a growing girl!" Satori yelled as she chambered another round.

>> No.11936915
File: 1.52 MB, 1619x2894, 31939787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936915

I love Satori so much I want to kill her, because if I can't be with her, nobody can.

>> No.11936919

>>11936915
Don't worry, she's already fictional.

>> No.11936928
File: 585 KB, 850x1200, 27630267_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936928

>>11936919
Not enough. She needs to be historical as well. That's the only way I can be sure.

>> No.11936934

>>11936426
That looks like a fake...
I don't know, something in the pixels irks me.

>>11935704
So it's okay if I want to spank her with a whip while her pet are watching?

>> No.11936956
File: 845 KB, 1021x1490, 31631606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936956

YAF here. Just reminding you that all Satori threads are secretly created by me.

Have a good Satori.

>> No.11936969
File: 362 KB, 1000x1131, 1393353472114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936969

Ddyk here. Just reminding you that I don't have anything to do with Satori threads and I don't even care about them.

>> No.11936975
File: 260 KB, 800x600, 28856100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936975

proRemiriat here. I want to lick Satori's feet. Over.

>> No.11936978
File: 695 KB, 1261x971, 1283892740972.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936978

Satoris are the lewdest youkai.

>> No.11936982
File: 347 KB, 900x1200, 29270194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936982

>>11936978
Satori's boyfriend here. I can confirm.

>> No.11936989
File: 11 KB, 210x210, 1386732560154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936989

>>11936982
>implying youkai can have "boyfriends"
How does that even work? Does that abomination goes for a male satori, or does it pick any human stupid enough to walk underground while pretending to be looking for some celestial?

>> No.11936991
File: 162 KB, 750x1000, 29049273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11936991

>>11936989
>celestial
>underground
The fuck are you smoking?

I am quoting your post.

>> No.11936992

>>11936991
>I am quoting your post.
There's no need to say it, it's obvious.

>> No.11936994

>>11936992
Just heading off the potential questions.

>> No.11937001

>>11936994
Urgh, you think I'm stupid enough to use that fucking retarded and unfunny question?
Who the fuck do you fucking think I am? I feel offended.

>> No.11937003
File: 161 KB, 1035x972, 28787556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937003

>>11937001
If YOU feel offended, that's your own business. I'm not in your head.

>> No.11937013
File: 324 KB, 1000x600, 1393758805921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937013

>>11937003
I am offended ! Offended by the fact that you obviously expected me to use that fucking sentence unironically.

>> No.11937028
File: 619 KB, 1684x1191, 28861441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937028

>>11937013
You're the one who's offended. Not me. It's your problem, not mine.

>> No.11937037
File: 267 KB, 500x770, 1393353472114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937037

>>11937028
And yet you're the one expecting me to act like an asshole.

>> No.11937042
File: 807 KB, 1448x965, 1393759246188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937042

>>11937037
Just stop being offended and you'll stop feeling offended.

>> No.11937052
File: 1.16 MB, 1000x1540, Satori.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937052

>>11937042
You want me to stop feeling offended?
Keep dreaming, bitching at complete strangers is what 4chan is for. If it's not about retarded memes, it'll be about whether Satori is a cunt or a nice person.

>> No.11937053
File: 454 KB, 800x800, 30661010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937053

>>11937052
Satori is my girlfriend and that's all that counts.

>> No.11937056
File: 87 KB, 546x772, learn you walk you lazy bitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937056

>>11937053
I don't care about that.
Satori. With her pet. Cunt or good master?

>> No.11937059 [SPOILER] 
File: 311 KB, 768x1024, 28630779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937059

>>11937056
Satori with her pussy. She takes good care of it.

>> No.11937064
File: 353 KB, 812x1143, Kung fu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937064

Satori a shit.

>> No.11937066
File: 109 KB, 900x660, 1393759781858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937066

>>11937059
That pussy looks like she's in a good health. It's probably getting a lot of exercise.

>> No.11937076 [SPOILER] 
File: 311 KB, 768x1024, 1393759623197[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937076

>>11937059
Oops, looks like someone doesn't like pussy~

>> No.11937078
File: 128 KB, 788x900, 1393760204338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937078

>>11937076
The new janitor doesn't like fun or dirty double-entendre.

>> No.11937082
File: 1.23 MB, 1500x1000, 29326119_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937082

>>11937059
Thank you, mods! Orin is way too lewd.

>> No.11937086
File: 266 KB, 900x845, i warned you about heat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937086

>>11937082

>> No.11937088
File: 516 KB, 1000x888, 28665058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937088

>>11937078
Satori has the best legs.

>> No.11937089
File: 192 KB, 1000x750, I TOLD YOU SIS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937089

>>11937082
He was warned.

>> No.11937093
File: 566 KB, 1177x950, 1393760503897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937093

>>11937088
The interesting parts aren't the legs, it's the ass.

>> No.11937095
File: 404 KB, 489x662, 29907281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937095

>>11937093
How about both?

>> No.11937097
File: 143 KB, 750x655, she's asking the D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937097

>>11937095
10/10 would definitely have sex with her

>> No.11937100
File: 235 KB, 566x800, 10613401_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937100

>>11937097
Only after my turn's up.

>> No.11937104
File: 131 KB, 537x758, 1393760939159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937104

>>11937102
I'll only slap it a few times.

>> No.11937102
File: 96 KB, 500x817, take your time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937102

>>11937100
Don't bruise her. I need her ass untouched.

>> No.11937105
File: 143 KB, 793x566, she will be rough you know.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937105

>>11937104
And I plan to slap it for hours.

>> No.11937107
File: 488 KB, 849x1200, 28448694_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937107

>>11937105
No problems if I leave love bites on her legs?

>> No.11937111
File: 290 KB, 687x1200, welcome to my home.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937111

>>11937107
I don't care for her legs.

>> No.11937114
File: 155 KB, 489x850, 31777886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937114

>>11937111
Then you, sir, do not deserve Satori.

>> No.11937119
File: 159 KB, 330x400, Smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937119

>>11937114
I could tell you the same, since you don't seem to care for her face.

>> No.11937125
File: 373 KB, 553x808, 1393761439250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937125

>>11937119
Where did I say I didn't care for her face?

>> No.11937127
File: 465 KB, 900x1200, tumblr_41688994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937127

Satorin a cute

>> No.11937129
File: 161 KB, 630x900, 19490162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937129

>>11937127
Satorin the cutest.

>> No.11937131
File: 176 KB, 672x1014, Sisters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937131

>>11937125
At the part where you only talked about her legs.

>> No.11937161
File: 164 KB, 700x700, GET THE FUCK OUT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937161

When I see pictures like that, I'm ready to think that even if you can get Satori to like you, you'll never be able to have kinky but sweet sex with her as there'll always be someone in the room cock-blocking you.

>> No.11937165
File: 1.22 MB, 1600x1200, Get out of here stalker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937165

And if it's not the pets, it's the sister. The only way would be to do it in a closet or in the water closet.

>> No.11937170
File: 346 KB, 333x941, in and out in and out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937170

>>11937165
Nein

>> No.11937172
File: 234 KB, 945x1949, Good luck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937172

Your mission Jim, should you choose/decide to accept it, is to infiltrate in the Palace of Earth Spirit, and have illicit relations with Satori Komeiji, without the rest of the mansion being aware. As always, should you or any of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, Yukari Yakumo will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This post will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.

>> No.11937183
File: 862 KB, 654x917, Head down.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937183

I'm tired of Satori constantly looking bored. I want to spank her until she breaks down and show some emotion.

>> No.11937194

Satori is the scariest Touhou.

>> No.11937251
File: 212 KB, 915x1080, 31672367_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937251

>>11937172
Mission accomplished, sir. Satori has been illicitly beaten. I am extracting to LZ now.

>> No.11937259
File: 156 KB, 700x1100, how lewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937259

>>11937251
The marks around the neck are too much. You're been ordered to beat her. Not try to kill her.

Good job anyway, son.

>> No.11937285
File: 1.08 MB, 800x1000, 23688971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937285

>>11937259
Yes, sir. I apologize, sir. She refused to... cooperate. She kept making this face. My head-cam snapped a shot before I engaged the target. See for yourself, sir.

>> No.11937291
File: 241 KB, 772x1076, I wish that was longer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937291

>>11937285
These are the eyes of a maiden in love.

>> No.11937292
File: 573 KB, 900x786, 1393766248798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937292

>>11937291
Sir, I believe this is how they lure their prey in.

>> No.11937300
File: 814 KB, 800x1481, 1393766519891.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937300

>>11937292
Sophistry won't get you anywhere, private.

THIS is how they lure their prey.

>> No.11937302

>>11937078
I don't think "new" is the right word for him, he's been here for a while now. Unless you somehow think that we already have a new janitor from the sign-ups, in which case you're wrong. Even if moot has already gone through the applications, they still have to go through "interviews", and "trials", and all that other shit.

>> No.11937305

>>11937302
But I don't remember 4chan being this prude. Back in the days, we could talk dirty, there was still a difference between dirty talk and NSFW posting.
And now, I feel like even dirty talk get erased.

>> No.11937319
File: 715 KB, 1200x1200, GG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937319

I wish Natsu no Umi made kinky stuff once in a while. Consensual and loving sex is a nice change from the usual rape, but they don't do spanking.

>> No.11937320
File: 482 KB, 155x229, 1331655503839.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937320

>>11937292
>>11937300
Satori would be able to read your mind and adapt to the best way to lure you in as prey for mating.

>> No.11937324
File: 37 KB, 480x640, 1393767391195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937324

>>11937319
I wish Narumiya did more Satori.

>> No.11937328
File: 246 KB, 625x1500, 1393353539988.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937328

>>11937320
How horrifying. Just like Miko, she knows all your fetishes and knows exactly what to say to make you go hard in just one sentence.

And if you're not satisfying, she'll tell everyone what your fetish is.

>> No.11937327
File: 94 KB, 600x600, 1393767436678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937327

>>11936410
Who wouldn't, with a cat like this?

>> No.11937337
File: 446 KB, 800x1000, 1393767769192.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937337

>>11937328
>make you go hard in just one sentence.
Truly the scariest youkai.

>> No.11937340

>>11937324
I like how often that group does anal, but the fact that most of their Satori works are featuring bestiality bothers me.

>> No.11937346
File: 129 KB, 600x800, 25073809_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937346

>>11937340
She's lived in the underground for perhaps hundreds of years. Do you really think she hasn't tried having sex with her pets? Or at least thought about it?

>> No.11937355

>>11937346
In that case, I'm talking about dog. Doggy-dogs, not humanoid dogs.

And no, I don't think so. Yukari would've tried, maybe Eirin too, but I don't think Satori did.
But that's just my opinion, so...

Also I'm out of pictures.

>> No.11937360
File: 664 KB, 750x750, 21997315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937360

>>11937355
It would be less embarrassing with a dog-shaped dog. And it couldn't even tell anybody in case it doesn't go well.

>> No.11937417

>>11937360
Opinion versus opinion.
If I say anything, it'll degenerate into a "NO I'M RIGHT" argument. So no.

>> No.11937419
File: 552 KB, 1000x1000, 14800522_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937419

>>11937417
Fetish versus fetish, to be more precise.

Me on top.

>> No.11937433
File: 716 KB, 800x1129, That eye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937433

>>11937419
Since you're trying to justify it, it's not really fetish. If we were to discuss whether it's spanking or blowjob the sexiest, it would be a fetish vs fetish argument.

>> No.11937437
File: 424 KB, 681x557, 1307331501916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937437

>>11937355
>Yukari would've tried, maybe Eirin too

>> No.11937447
File: 136 KB, 900x900, 21247799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937447

>>11937433
It's bestiality vs no bestiality.

>> No.11937450
File: 78 KB, 640x454, g74c9tvreu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937450

>>11937437
Pic

>>11937447
If that's what you think...

>> No.11937461

Reminder that beastiality is objectively disgusting

>> No.11937462
File: 1.50 MB, 1984x1477, 28133902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937462

>> No.11937474

Whats the most autistic Satori picture?

>> No.11937476
File: 284 KB, 646x910, 1364822506663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937476

>>11936975
Incorrect, I want to lick any and all crevices of her body.

>>11936989
Get out of here YAF.

>> No.11937478
File: 342 KB, 720x660, it's hard to explain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937478

>>11937474

>> No.11937482

>>11937478
That's a lie.

I know for a fact that she listens to Tool.

I have a picture that can prove that.

>> No.11937483

>>11937474
They all are, because Satori is an abomination feeding on thoughts and turning people into vegetables.
Act today and burn a satori.

>> No.11937486
File: 352 KB, 658x868, 40821769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937486

>> No.11937497
File: 689 KB, 800x600, 33577647.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937497

Satori-sama, WATCH THIS!

>> No.11937498
File: 1.05 MB, 1030x1110, 24229718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937498

Satori are incestuous scum. Eliminate satori for the betterment of the world.

>> No.11937503
File: 1.91 MB, 1600x1150, 1370661773548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937503

Satori-sama,
WATCH THIS!

>> No.11937507
File: 120 KB, 600x1400, 1393773572910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937507

>> No.11937511
File: 205 KB, 800x1200, 33442221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937511

Koishi-PAWNCH

>> No.11937512

>>11937507
How about a sane sister?

>> No.11937513

>>11935708
ME TOO!

>>11936113
One of my favorite fanart of all time. So beautiful.

>> No.11937515
File: 1.96 MB, 1800x1900, 34269567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937515

>> No.11937516
File: 112 KB, 1337x853, 1366531176771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937516

How does Satori deal with their mating season?

>> No.11937518
File: 749 KB, 1200x1693, OkuuBabies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937518

>> No.11937525
File: 422 KB, 1500x1061, 1382965992926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937525

>>11937518
I am the father!

>> No.11937526
File: 724 KB, 1041x1498, 1393774254824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937526

Now Okuu is Satori!

>> No.11937527
File: 209 KB, 345x1005, 1391793432860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937527

>> No.11937529
File: 697 KB, 1080x1498, 1393774318065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937529

>>11937526
and Satori is Okuu?..

>> No.11937533

>>11937525
A father of 5? That must have taken quite a lot of cumming inside.

>> No.11937536

>>11936113
But she could be the perfect top! or the perfect bottom! or the perfect switch! based on your and her preferences.

Satori is the 2hu I want to meet the most. She could ultimately ruin my happyness or induce a happyness I've never felt before. It's risky but like a moth is drawn to a flame I can't help it.

>> No.11937561
File: 185 KB, 800x651, 1393775602916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937561

>>11937498
Youkai can't be incestuous, as they are beyond mankind. That's why you can't reason them, they think differently. They call each other siblings, and yet are not related by blood. They call themselves righteous, and yet are traitors.

Youkai are monsters. Even if you take a baby youkai and try to raise it as a human, it will show its true colours the second you let it roams free.

>> No.11937659

>>11937529
I can fap to this.

>> No.11937708
File: 216 KB, 566x800, 1393779882389.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937708

>> No.11937713

>>11937708
stop making hugs so perverted satori

>> No.11937742
File: 1.07 MB, 1040x1509, 1393781013416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937742

>> No.11937751
File: 132 KB, 1200x849, 1393781314718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937751

Don't even bother holding back because Satori knows what you want. She sees everything.

>> No.11937855
File: 745 KB, 2200x2832, sit_right_here.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937855

Actual YAF here. Y'all niggas need to learn to ID me correctly.

>> No.11937858
File: 157 KB, 800x599, 38432603.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937858

>>11937751
But can she see why pets love cinnamon toast crunch?

>> No.11937861
File: 927 KB, 2000x1498, Shame.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937861

>>11937855
Oh hi YAF.

>> No.11937871
File: 24 KB, 152x200, [Satori-ing Intensifies].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937871

>>11937855
SatoxRemi when

WHEN

>> No.11937891
File: 534 KB, 800x1000, story_spoilers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937891

>>11937861
Sup? Learned English yet?
>>11937871
Too busy doing another scene for that one guy in /shrine/. 'Sides, Remilia a shit. There's place for only one vampire in my heart.

By the way, sorry about this being mistaken for me business. I have no idea how it came about, and I don't appreciate it, either.

>> No.11937932
File: 167 KB, 517x600, Quel monstre sympa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937932

>>11937891
I always knew English.
And you? Still getting flak for your purple rose and lack of delivering in critical goods?

>> No.11937942
File: 714 KB, 1000x1414, 1393789183714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937942

>>11937932
I could do with some flak. My writing life has been a little too peaceful.
>in critical goods
I don't know what critical goods are, or how you deliver in them, but they sound rad as balls.

>> No.11937945
File: 450 KB, 793x989, 1393789252520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937945

>>11937942
Fucking hell, that's no Satori. Here. If this misses, I'm going to sudoku.

>> No.11937948
File: 21 KB, 256x256, satori wiggle.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937948

What the fuck is up with all these tripfags

>> No.11937953
File: 258 KB, 575x680, 1393789539941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11937953

>>11937948
Says the tripfag.
Satori is just that awesome and popular.

>> No.11937990

>>11937948
what is satori doing

>> No.11938001
File: 239 KB, 715x1000, 29106589_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938001

>>11937990
Belly dancing. Don't tell YAF/Proremiriat.

>> No.11938000
File: 2.52 MB, 1179x1495, 40873008.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938000

>> No.11938002
File: 392 KB, 154x244, satori 'wiggle'.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938002

>>11937990
Don't worry about it.

>> No.11938010
File: 1012 KB, 900x1666, 1393791862658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938010

>>11937945
Don't sweat the small stuff, bro.

Also, has Taisa finally decided to write, or is he still whining in a corner? I meant to ask last time I met a THP user, but he quickly left.

>> No.11938026
File: 304 KB, 600x839, 1393792293073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938026

>>11938010
Iunno. I don't really pay much attention to THP anymore. I wrapped up what I thought worth wrapping up, and now I only just glance at my threads every odd day. There's never anything now. I'm almost feeling discouraged about this scene that was requested.

It's Taisa, though. What do you think?

>> No.11938037
File: 59 KB, 200x196, 1393353401351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938037

>>11938026
>It's Taisa, though. What do you think?
Honestly, as long as the stories are okay, I don't give a damn about what kind of person the writefag is.But I gotta admit, I wanted to punch my younger self when I read my own threads.

But given Taisa's story, I honestly doubt he started writing again. If he did, I think I would know anyway, even if I'm not on THP.


And honestly, it's a shame. It's fine to have doubts and stuff, it's okay if you don't want to write stories, but not wanting to write at all?
That is wrong on so many levels I could almost consider that as alien.

>> No.11938045
File: 411 KB, 1000x1000, 28848945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938045

>>11938037
Dude, the fuck you sayin'? I write every god damn day (every second day if I'm tired); I'm only wondering if the guy who originally requested said scene is still around.

You lookin' for a fight? Dukes up.

>> No.11938053
File: 783 KB, 1700x1120, 1393793033124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938053

>>11938045
I do believe there's a misunderstanding. I wasn't talking about you (YAF) at all. I used "you" as an indefinite pronoun, to refer at an undefined person.
I heard English people did that often to complain about stuff like "youngsters", "wankers" or something like that.

One shouldn't stop writing. If you stop writing, you may as well stop thinking.

>> No.11938062
File: 459 KB, 1003x1416, 1393793299775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938062

>>11938053
Too late for that. Time for talking is out.

PUT THEM UP.

>> No.11938065
File: 2.80 MB, 717x1024, ANGRY FACE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938065

>>11938062
As interesting as it sounds, I don't do challenge. I mostly play support, not DPS or tank.
Should you really want to challenge a worthy opponent, I suggest you go challenge someone else.

>> No.11938117

>>11937891
You crossed the fucking line, man.

>> No.11938125

>>11938117
Oh nice. An internet fight.
Go on now, kill each other until one of you is dead.

Meanwhile I'll be watching.

>> No.11938132
File: 408 KB, 702x1000, 1393795978987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938132

>>11938117
Which one do you like more, anyway? Satori or Remilia?
I mean, your name implies Remilia but I'm honestly not sure anymore.

>> No.11938148

>>11938132
He's a slut for anyone with a nice belly.

>> No.11938171
File: 367 KB, 1420x2000, 儗儈儕傾偲枀巚偄偺巓_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938171

>>11938132
Remilia Ojou-sama has been my top 1 since I got into Touhou around 2005-2006.

Even Tohosort and fap/total image count reflects this.
I own 3611 manually saved, and carefully selected Remipics, vs 3109 manually saved, and carefully selected Satoripics.

>> No.11938177

>>11938171
That's some dedication.
I don't know if I should be amazed or horrified.

>> No.11938185

>>11938171
Damn, I need to step up my dedication to Alice.
I only have 609 images saved because I'm really picky about quality.

>> No.11938860

>>11938045
All the people waiting for something with Satori are still there, y'know.

inb4 enough asking, but there really is a shortage of Satori everywhere.

>> No.11938895
File: 379 KB, 648x906, 1393815866470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11938895

I want to put it into the Satori

>> No.11939316

>>11938895
I want Satori to come over me.

>> No.11939865

>>11938895
I want to come in Satori.

>> No.11939904
File: 273 KB, 600x851, 1393842183108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11939904

>>11939865
>>11939316
Come together

Right now

Over me

>> No.11940018
File: 215 KB, 500x500, 1387401090278.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11940018

>>11939904
My dick

Satorin's the best!

>> No.11942790

YAF a faggot.

>> No.11942792
File: 553 KB, 800x1162, 1393942971872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11942792

Satorin a... sexy?!

>> No.11942815
File: 21 KB, 500x500, 1366478890216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11942815

>>11938171
Whoa!
I only have 2167 pics of my favorite 2hu, that's nothing compared to that!

>> No.11942824
File: 277 KB, 848x1200, 20861784_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11942824

>>11942815
What kind of voltage does Satori need to recharge herself?

>> No.11942900
File: 392 KB, 800x800, 1392507207969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11942900

>>11942824
Can Satorin read peoples minds over the internet? What does she learn from observing /jp/?

>> No.11942914

I want to cum on her belly and leave a pool of cum where her navel is.

>> No.11942935

>>11942900
It's not like she needs to read minds, when everyone already says what they're thinking.

>> No.11942968

>>11942935
people need some self control

>> No.11942973
File: 108 KB, 494x800, 1393951790942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11942973

>>11942968
I can't control myself around Satorin! Ah! Please cure me, Satori-sama!

>> No.11942976

>>11942973
She'd eat you then poop you out.

>> No.11942994

>>11942900
She couldn't read them over a mobile phone, so no.

>> No.11944136 [SPOILER] 
File: 117 KB, 572x800, loving embrace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11944136

>>11942824
3.4 bearhugs per hour

>> No.11944176

>>11944136
Boy do I love this set.

>> No.11944190
File: 124 KB, 850x663, 1269379128709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11944190

>>11938026
>There's never anything now. I'm almost feeling discouraged about this scene that was requested.
What scene was that? The one with their kid?

>> No.11944211

>>11942976
Wow Anonymous, you're going to get me 2 aroused if you continue along that path...

>> No.11944358

>>11944136
Satori's socks!

>> No.11945477
File: 134 KB, 776x508, 1394045139834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11945477

>>11944211

>> No.11947266

>>11944190
The one with Remi and Satori.

>> No.11947282
File: 273 KB, 1036x845, 27405470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11947282

>>11947266
Want. Give.

>> No.11947283

>>11935674
>she's actually a very promiscuous girl with a lot of repressed desires.

Is she a promiscuous girl or a girl with repressed desires?

Because if she's very promiscuous then she's not repressing her desires.

Get your shit straight OP.

>> No.11948578

>>11947283
She's a promiscuous girl because she's prone to ignore things such as private space, opinions or modesty, but at the same time, she would die rather than admitting she'd like to try sleeping with a human.

That's how I imagine my Satori.

>> No.11949716

>>11942815
Have fun wasting your memory on fickle things.

>> No.11950306

Satori satisfies her pets with her own body whenever they're in heat.

>> No.11950332
File: 660 KB, 770x980, satori scary! gross!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11950332

>>11947282

>> No.11950734
File: 355 KB, 850x1184, 1306046224538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11950734

>>11950306
Reminds me of this.
I would gladly be her pet.

>> No.11951841

>>11935716
But that's not true you fucking faggot.

>> No.11954499

>>11951841
You mad WASP?

>> No.11957196

>>11950734
Being the pet of an abomination? Gross.

>> No.11957228

>>11950734
This picture makes me feel funny!

>> No.11957263

>>11957228
Black boxes are so sexy.

>> No.11957321
File: 508 KB, 1000x667, 1272941907816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11957321

Satori is a creep. She lives underground and hangs around animals all day.

If you tried having sex with her, she would just know that you were thinking about a girl whos actually cute.

>> No.11957325

>>11957321
>implying Satori isn't cute
She knows exactly what to say to make you as hard as a fucking granite menhir.

>> No.11957330
File: 770 KB, 901x1200, 36635686_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11957330

>>11957325
That just means she's a slut.

>> No.11957332

>>11957330
Doing her best to please her boyfriend doesn't make her a slut.

Don't tell me you like doing only vanilla sex with your girlfriend without trying fun stuff like blowjob or anal.

>> No.11957334
File: 1014 KB, 1250x1500, Okuu Chinese Dress.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11957334

>>11957321
I want to have sex with her animals.

>> No.11957377
File: 1.22 MB, 1000x1200, 27056512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11957377

>>11957334
Reminder that Satori ass is best ass for pinching, biting, spanking and anal sex.

>> No.11957410
File: 545 KB, 800x800, 20024661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11957410

>>11957332
>Satori
>boyfriend
Who would want a mind-reading leech for a girlfriend?

>> No.11957412

>>11935674
who's the artist?

>> No.11957449

>>11957410
YAF.

>> No.11957462
File: 1.21 MB, 1260x900, 41971835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11957462

>> No.11957479
File: 1.70 MB, 1230x1600, 36591837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11957479

>>11957449
Who? Sounds like a huge faggot.

>> No.11957481

>>11957462
who's the artist?

>> No.11957487
File: 1.10 MB, 1582x1582, 42004065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11957487

>> No.11957611 [DELETED] 

>>11957481
*farts in ur face*

>> No.11957666

>>11957479
Makes sense.

>> No.11959399

>>11938177
>horrified.
are you really such a beta faggot to get horrified by something like that? you're not allowed to, your only choices are to be amazed or to start looking up to him as your role model.

>> No.11959702

>>11959399
Then I'll be amazed.

>> No.11959733

>>11935692
She is the perfect girlfriend for me. I will just touch myself while watching.

>> No.11961472

>>11959733
Why are you so beta, dude?

>> No.11968918 [DELETED] 

>>11959733
Ur a faget dood

>> No.11968982

>>11959733
Please kill yourself.

>> No.11969295

>>11959733
same, but only for the first two

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action