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Please help them find the rest of the dragon balls

>> No.11931936

Do Shenron have the ability to make a 2hu your sex-slave?

>> No.11931957

>>11931936
No, but he can give you your favorite 2hu's panties.

>> No.11931968

>>11931957
Can he make my favorite 2hu real so we can hang out?

>> No.11931977

>>11931968

>implying touhous aren't real

You're one of those fucking retards who thinks things that aren't 3D aren't real, are you? I bet you've never read Flatland either, you unintellectual loser. Well if touhous aren't real like you say, then riddle me this: how come we can discuss them? How come we can fall in love with them?

>> No.11931987

why not just wish to become 2hu

>> No.11931991

>>11931987
Some of us don't want to be the little girl as surprising as it sounds. I'd rather be the onii-chan.

>> No.11931993

Try searching in my pants ;)

>> No.11931994

Are you not supposed to be granted a wish when you find a dragon ball, or something like that? What's the wish of Cirno?

>> No.11931995

>>11931977
I think they are real in our hearts, but I want one to visit me in the 3d world

>> No.11932002

>>11931994
world peace

>> No.11932033

>>11931994
a thick uncut cock to play around with!

>> No.11932036

>>11931994
Sex with Daiyousei!

>> No.11932102

>>11931936
2hu aren't for slavery

>> No.11932119

>>11931936
Shenron is the dragon god so even he can make a powerful youkai like Yukari your slave.

>> No.11932130

>>11932102
Just because she's a slave doesn't mean that I'll treat her poorly.

>> No.11932133

>>11932119
He can't touch someone more powerful than him.
>>>/a/

>> No.11932150

>>11932133
I'm sure he is related to the dragon of Gensokyo so it all works out.

>> No.11932157

>>11932150
When you think of it, he probably is one and the same as Gensokyo's dragon.

>> No.11932193

>>11932119
yeah Yukari is your slave but her powers aren't sealed, enjoy your bloody death.

>> No.11932379

>>11932193
I'll just order her not to kill me.

>> No.11932413

>>11932379
Youkai slaves tend to rebel against their masters.

If Yukari keeps her powers and her sanity she'll kill you.

>> No.11932422

>>11932413
Could we make it so she can't use her powers at all unless you order her too.

>> No.11932457
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>>11932422
Not with Shenron, but this guy gives you three wishes so you can just seal her powers forever.
Namek would be almost impossible to get to though.

>> No.11932466

>>11932422
naa, is better if you pick another touhou to become your slave
because Yukari is too much youkai for a mere human.

>> No.11932474

>>11932457
Nonsense, it's all in the wording.
I wish for Yukari to be bound to my will forever. No powers, no freedom, not without my say-so. Something like that, you can make it work.

Sealing her powers forever would be foolish and wasteful.

>> No.11932484

>>11932474
This is Yukari we're talking about, she might be clever enough to find a loophole.

>> No.11932483

>>11932474
That's extremely cruel to Yukari!
Why don't you just wish to have a nice date set-up between you two?

>> No.11932488

>>11932457
Have Shenron send you there.

>> No.11932492
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>>11932474
ha, you forgot her shinigami, enjoy your bloody death...
again

>> No.11932493

>>11932484
How about you wish for the power to enslave her? Less room for death by bad wording if you do the enslaving yourself.

>> No.11932498

>>11932492
Well, the first command you'd give her would be to keep her them off your back, of course. Maybe have her desummon them for good or something.

>> No.11932499

>>11932484
Yeah, I'm sure she has redundancies as to the boarders of the meaning of her own existence that could protect her from anything manifest-able within the constraints of any language or thought. Boarders are a pretty big deal.

>> No.11932502

>>11932492
Ran would be under her new master's control and even if she isn't you can just have Yukari dispose of her.
You're gonna need some moonbitches to stop Yukari's power.

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11932513

You... you guys wouldn't actually do that to Yukarin, would you?
You wouldn't enslave such a beautiful and graceful being and be mean to her and do something that would endanger her smile, right?

>> No.11932517

>>11932513
No, as I am not a bad person.

>> No.11932520
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>>11932513
Yes. I would.

>> No.11932529

I'd enslave Demonbane. That way, I could enslave Yukari too!

>> No.11932536

>>11932529
But can Demonbane enslave Demonbane?

>> No.11932552

>>11932536
Demonbane IS Demonbabe

>> No.11932567

>>11932498
>>11932502
but you forgot the fact that Yukari need to sleep, when she were sleeping and out of your control Ran could kick your ass.

>> No.11932577

>>11932567
The first thing I'd do is dispose of Ran then.

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>>11932513

>> No.11932585

>>11932577
Ran's superior combat experience makes her stronger than you, even if you have OP hax on your side.

>> No.11932586

>>11932502
>You're gonna need some moonbitches to stop Yukari's power.
What about Reimu?
What if she is tsundere by Yukari?

>> No.11932591

Why would you want Yukari as a slave when you could have her as a mom?

>> No.11932595

>>11932591
Because she'd be a bad mom.

>> No.11932596

>>11932591
I want her as my onee-sama!

>> No.11932608

>>11932591
I want her as my wife

>> No.11932612

>>11932585
She might be stronger than me but she's not stronger than Yukari.
>>11932586
Reimu would have to start training her god powers like in SSiB to stand a chance.
>>11932591
I'd only get to see her when she scolds Ran or goes off to bother Reimu.

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