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Yukari lets you use her powers for one day.

What's the first thing you do?

>> No.11918807

Suck my own cock.

>> No.11918809

Gap her into the sun/a black hole, keep the powers forever.

>> No.11918814

>>11918809

If Yukari dies, her powers are gone forever. Way to suck.

>> No.11918818

>>11918814
I gap the powers into myself, and THEN kill Yukari.

Even if I don't keep the powers, Yukari is still dead. I call that a win.

>> No.11918819

Steal a reasonable amount of American dollars from an FDIC insured bank.

>> No.11918833

>>11918800
kill this faggot >>11918809 , no one who tries to harm Yakumo-sama deserves live.

>> No.11918836

Gap myself to Gensokyo for the day.

>> No.11918848

>>11918800

If I gap into Gensokyo, will I be kicked out after the day is over?

>> No.11918862

>>11918848

No.

>> No.11918867

I can't decide between stealing nigerian gold and touching 2hu boobs.

>> No.11918880

>>11918867
why not both? you have 24 hours and two hands

>> No.11918890
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11918890

I would gap myself into Yukarin's heart

>> No.11918950

Steal a huge amount of money from japanese banks and settle down in Gensokyo. Also gap myself a nice house there to live in and multiple other useful things to keep around, including a lot of books about magic.
The rest of the day is spend trolling people on a global level.

>> No.11918996

>>11918867
Combine the two, steal gold nigerian 2hu boobs.

>> No.11918997

>>11918800

End world suffering

>> No.11919003

Steal money and jack off onto 3D women.

>> No.11919315

>>11918890
Snake, you can't do that!

>> No.11919750

suck my own dick/ fuck myself

>> No.11919753

Suck off a bunch of guys.

Yukari's power over boundries is only surpassed by ability to sleep with anyone and everyone at once.

>> No.11919760

>>11918800
Kill the dumb bitch and anyone who likes her

>> No.11919766

>>11918800
Extend the boundary of which time I am allowed to user her power to infinity, duh.

>> No.11919768

>>11919766
>use*
I'm saging extra hard, but you can't see it.

>> No.11919801
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>>11918800
Head to Gensokyo, woo my love Yukarin, and live out my days in happiness with her. Also, I might make a pocket universe where WH40K is real, for shits and giggles.

>> No.11920924

Manipulate the boundary between undergraduate and graduated.

>> No.11921605

>>11920924
This. This would be great.

>> No.11921610

find kyouko and snap her broom

>> No.11921640 [DELETED] 

>>11920924
*farts in ur face*

>> No.11921656
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11921656

I'd do reality my ten desires

1. Fuck Yukari's ass.
2. Steal money.
3. Steal some Eirin's drugs.
4. Slap Kaguya in the face.
5. Slap Sanae in the face.
6. Slap Youmu's ass.
7. Slap Reimu in the face.
8. Slap Obama in the face.
9. Cum in you're favorite 2hu and then slap her in the face.
10. Steal an R32.

>> No.11921658

I proceed to violently rape the conservation of energy principle

>> No.11921671

Gap Yukari and myself into a place where her power can't be used anymore. And then, she'll be mine. ALL MINE.

>> No.11921682

>>11921658
Science man please go

>> No.11921876

>>11919750
you and I have a lot in common maybe I can do both of these things for you.

>> No.11921879

Turn 3D into to 2D or >>11918807

>> No.11921992

Depends on what I can do. I want to never age and live in Gensokyo and have high speed internet and a big penis.

>> No.11922058

Fuck every JAV whore out there.

>> No.11922063

>>11922058
Pathetical animal
Give me pleasure
Your death makes me come

Tears of pain
Flooded her innocent eyes
Her young body covered with blood
And I'm just getting started
To dominate her precious body

I live to hate whores
Cheap sluts, fucking cunts
You live to die

Blood comes out of her mouth
She tries to scream

I'm a sick fuck
I kill for pleasure

>> No.11922099 [DELETED] 

>>11922063
o.o

>> No.11922121

>>11922063
L-lewd!!

>> No.11922126

>>11922099
>>11922121
Wait! I thought /jp/ loved Brainbombs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMc1sg6UOJM

>> No.11922211

>>11918800
Get her to make Ran make Chen my shikigami and make Chen my imouto to love forever. And make myself 2D.

>> No.11922594

>>11918800
I perma my powers.

Then I make it so I can understand what the fuck Yukari is doing.

Then I have innocent fun in Gensukyo.

>> No.11922705

>>11918890
cutest_post_NA

>> No.11922824

Gap all nukes existing into the USA and set them off

>> No.11923169

Gap into Gensokyo and find some magic artifact or something that would allow me not to get killed by a Youkai the moment Yukari takes her powers back.
Learn magic for fun.

>> No.11923306

>>11918800
Leave a few holes open in places that are secret to me only giving me a form of instant travel. I've got one whole day to do so I'll have a bunch of spots.

>> No.11923477

>>11922594
>so I can understand what the fuck Yukari is doing

Protect Gensokyo and be a role model for other youkai.

>> No.11923496
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11923496

Gap myself to former hell and serve Chireiden forever.

>> No.11923506

Create a gap connection between every /jp/friend's houses so we can finally have the /jp/ (di)mension!

>> No.11924016

>>11923506
but, the gaps will disappear at the end of the day.

>> No.11925925

>>11924016
that wasn't in op's post though. nobody said you had to close them.

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