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You win: a monogamous relationship with Sanae!

>> No.11918686
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Isn't there already a Sanae thread somewhere?

>> No.11918692

>>11918686
Do you really count the ones made by blatant shitposters?

>> No.11918699
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>>11918692
Yes? No? It's hard to tell sometimes.

>> No.11918700

>>11918667
I can I trade it for a better 2hu?

>> No.11918705

>>11918699
no it's not.

>> No.11918708

>>11918667
Kanako had something to do with this, didn't she. If this is all part of some half-baked scheme to get more faith I will be mildly annoyed.

>> No.11918709
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I gave Sanae my 2-point vote. Did I do good?

>> No.11918714

>monogamous

Can I still bargain for Suwako and Kanako?

>> No.11918719
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>>11918708
Even if it is, isn't it worth it?

>> No.11918723

>>11918719
Does it mean I get the duty of ensuring the continuation of the family line?

>> No.11918724
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>>11918714
The innocent love of a pure-hearted maiden is surely worth more than some tawdry sex encounter.

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>> No.11918727

>>11918724
Innocent? She was from the outside world. I bet she has a porn stash in the shrine somewhere.

>> No.11918729
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>>11918709
I salute thee.

>> No.11918737

>>11918734
Then I am fine.

>> No.11918734
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>>11918723
...probably.

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>>11918709
my nigger

>> No.11918743

>>11918737
I hope the sex isn't the only reason.

>> No.11918745
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>>11918727
Mostly pure and innocent, then.

>> No.11918751

>>11918743
Well, lets see.

The moriya shrine cares about people giving them faith, and Sanae being treated so well means they treat family well.

Sanae herself is probably the person in Gensukyo kindest towards humans, and most likely to help me if I ask.

The Moriya shrine doesn't have any enemies.

Sanae is interested in geeky things somewhat.

The entire Moriya Shrine seems to have optimistic personalities.

Good sex is a bonus.

>> No.11918750
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Sanae is from the outside world.

She is a typical, pure, japanese school girl.

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>>11918709
You did a good job, but if you truly want Sanae to work harder in the next incidents, arm yourself with those temporary mailboxes and support her with your faith!

>> No.11918755

i bet Sanae would play warcraft with me.

>> No.11918757
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>>11918752
Cheating is bad.

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>>11918752
Cheating is bad, even if it's for Sanae's sake.

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>>11918757
Miracles need a little help to get going.

>>11918667
>>11918752
Yamasan Sanae is love.

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Monogamy? Do No Want.

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>>11918764
It's still bad and you shouldn't do it.

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>>11918768
Then I hope you're a smooth enough talker to convince Kanako and Suwako to join, if you ever attempt to woo Sanae and then dump her. Otherwise, nice knowing ya.

>> No.11918781

>>11918771
Santas don't wear pantyhose, you know.

>> No.11918783
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I want to be a girl in a shoujo-ai manga with Sanae.

>> No.11918788
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Would you child groom your Sanae into a proper, hardworking miko lady eternally devoted to you?

>> No.11918791

>>11918667
oh.
:c

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>>11918788
Am I a god now?

>> No.11918794

condense your slut threads

>> No.11918803
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On a snowy night, would you share a scarf with Sanae and keep her warm?

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>>11918794
I'll be obliged to condense your brain with my fist.

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>>11918803
Of course, but a scarf won't be nearly enough if she's dressing like that during winter.

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Sanae in the rain.

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>>11918808
ooh, I'd like to see you try, nerd

>> No.11918852

Being Sanny is suffering. You've lived in Japan all your life, and you're used to consumer goods like properly fitted underwear and tampons, and then you get sent to Gensokyo where the solution to both issues is "use some tattered rags."

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>>11918852
But you get to live in Gensokyo! Giving up some modern conveniences is worth it to be living the dream!
Besides, the kappa help with the techier stuff.

>>11918855
Rain is a pain.

>> No.11918868

>>11918863

Not having indoor plumbing is a bit more than an inconvenience to most people.

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>>11918868
Who says they don't?

Besides, the Moriyas are hardly most people.

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>>11918855
Sanae after rain.

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>>11918863
Rain makes flowers bloom!

A good girl like Sanae would appreciate pretty flowers if Anon-kun gave them to her.

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Going to a festival with Sanae on a snowy day!

>> No.11918903
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>>11918891
It's still a pain.

>> No.11918916
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Your wedding day with Sanae!

>> No.11918921

>>11918916
How bright is that light if it is turning her hair gold?

>> No.11918928
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>>11918921
Japanese girls love dying their hair. That's probably what happened.

>> No.11918940 [SPOILER] 
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Sanae deserves true love

>> No.11918941
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>>11918928
But that green hair is practically her signature!

>> No.11918959

i thought monogamy was a kind of wood they made tables out of

>> No.11918968

>>11918959
Thats Mahogany. Monogamy means a relationship between two people.

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Making winter memories with Sanae!

>> No.11918986

>>11918735
Woah dude don't use words like that

>> No.11918992

>>11918968
thank you i have learned today

>> No.11919002
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>>11918978
Again, she must be freezing. Why would you wear such a short skirt and thin stockings in cold weather?

>> No.11919009

>>11918868
How does Sanae clean herself after pooping? Does she use leaves?

>> No.11919027
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I was sick in bed yesterday and in my dream Sanae was taking care of me.
It made me feel a lot better and my love for Sanae is stronger than ever because of it.

>> No.11919060

I would rather have a monogamous relationship with literally any other 2hu.

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>>11919060

>> No.11919075

>>11919002
The colder she is, the harder her nipples become. Sanae likes when her nipples are poking out for everyone to see! You can pick ice with 'em.

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>>11919002
I'm a girl and stockings always keep your legs warm because they're so close to your skin.

>> No.11919095
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>>11919076
What about the skirt, then? Cold air goes right in.

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>>11919095
So does the penis of every guy she meets.

>> No.11919111
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Sanae loves cosplay!

>> No.11919119

>>11919103
I don't know...

Would Sanae have sex with me? Or Christian Weston Chander?

>> No.11919123

>>11919111
She looks really slutty in that Suwako getup.

>> No.11919124

>>11919119
Both, without hesitation.

>> No.11919127

>>11919123
Well, Suwako did have children.

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>>11919123
Despite not having literally any skin intentionally exposed except her face? Talk about grasping at straws.

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Sanae is love.

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Adjusting to life in Gensokyo can be hard. Sanae might need someone to sleep closely with at night.

>> No.11919189

>>11919123
How.

>> No.11919190
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Does Sanae miss the outside world?

>> No.11919195

>>11919150

She should get an electric fan (powered by kappatech). I sleep with one, and it really helps put you at ease.

>> No.11919208
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>>11919195
That might just keep her awake.

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>>11919190
Sometimes, but only sometimes.
I wonder what exactly she left behind?

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The only thing I want in life is the heart of a cute girl like Sanae.

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>>11919150
I will fill this role with pleasure and without hesitation! This'll be the best sleep she's ever had!

>> No.11919290

>>11919248
She left behind her chance to live and die as a normal human being.

>> No.11919304

>monogamous
What kind of a faggot do you take me for?

>> No.11919332
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>>11919290
She was never a normal human being. Sanae had her miracle powers and divine blood even in the outside world.

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Sanae looks after her family!

>> No.11919678
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Sanae is a maiden

>> No.11919683
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>>11919654
What a good girl.

>> No.11919870

Sanae is A-OK!

>> No.11919906
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Radical!

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>> No.11919953

I want to do lewd things to Sanae's thick, meaty feet.

>> No.11919970

>>11918855
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Yokai on fire off the shoulder of the bamboo forest
I've watched danmaku beams glitter in the darkness near the Scarlett Mansion gate
all those moments will be lost
in time
like shrine maidens in the rain
time to die

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Cute Sanae-chan

>> No.11920042

>>11918667
Can I pick someone else or turn this offer down? I hope I'm not forced into this in some way.

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>>11919332
But then, she could have chosen to live like a normal human, grow old, be a wife, and have a family.
Now that she's in Gensokyo, she will never be able to have a "normal" life. She's surrounded by youkai and deified as a living god.
I'm pretty sure on those rainy nights she sits up wondering those "what if"s.

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>>11920158
She could still have that.

>> No.11920194

>>11919332
That doesn't mean she didn't go to karaoke with friends after school and clothes shopping on weekends and all those other things that schoolgirls do.

>> No.11920221
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>>11918667
But i want to have an affair with Kanako

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>>11920194
That's true...

>> No.11920279

>>11920167
No she can't. There are certain things she gave up in order to save her gods. Or are you so mentally deficient as to not realize that there are things she sacrificed?

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>>11920279
Fuck you too, buddy.

Of course she can. Why wouldn't she? Being in Gensokyo is no reason you can't get married and have a family and stuff.

>> No.11920553

>>11920221
This happened to me once.

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>>11920553
Pics or didn't happen.

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>> No.11921487

>>11918750
Just bashed one out to this. Sanny is a good girl who doesn't know how hot she is.

>> No.11921620

>>11919076
Just because you wear stockings doesn't prove you're a girl.
But, you're right.

>> No.11921622

>>11920352
She is a demigod surrounded by youkai 24/7. There's no way she'd have proper relationship with another human being (nobody in their right mind would want to), so the only one she'd be able to marry are ones that are already off their rocker like Reimu or Marisa.
She'd never be able to have her husband come home from work and cook a nice meal for him, or spend the weekend going bicycling to a local park.
It's very easy what kind of situation she's in if you think about it a little.

Be sure to visit Eirin for that buttpain.

>> No.11921632

>a pure Sanae thread
What's happening here?

>> No.11921650 [DELETED] 

>>11921632
*farts in ur face*

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>>11921622
And it's very easy to come up with ways around that if you think about it a little more.
Why the fuck are you so hostile about this?

>> No.11921736

>>11921711
There are three kinds of people in the world:
-People who force their opinions on others
-People who are shitposters
-People who like Sanae

You can guess which category he falls into.

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>>11921632
/jp/ is discovering true love for a cute and pure shrine maiden.

>> No.11921755

>>11921736
>Love Sanae
>You're either with us, or against us
Sounds familiar.

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>>11921755
Yeah, that's not a good attitude.

>> No.11921770

>>11921755
what he meant was 3 kinds of people in this thread. if you don't care about her either way, why are you clicking on it?

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>>11921750
I never had to discover anything because it was love at first sight.

>> No.11921772

>>11921632
/jp/ is declining and their tastes as well

>> No.11921784

>>11921750
>discovering
What? This is nothing new. Just because Sanae fans don't feed the shitposting threads doesn't mean they don't exist.

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>> No.11921839

>>11918768
>guy
Guardsman, /jp/sy. Guardsman.

>> No.11922127

>>11921784
But sanae threads are shitposting threads.

>> No.11922139

>>11922127
>my first shitpost!

>> No.11922148

>>11922139
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11922155
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Sanyann~

>> No.11922207

>>11922155
I don't even like Sanae but yet I am here to defend her right to not be portrayed with dumb ass animal ears that serve no purpose.

>> No.11922612

>>11921711
Well, I was angry for some reason when making the first post, and now I have to keep pretending to be angry so I don't feel stupid.

But then, the only reason I like Sanae is because she was the only person who made the choice to live in Gensokyo. Unlike other people who just wander in there or those born into it, she decided to give up her current way of life so she can save her goddesses. That makes it rather romantic and tragic.

Also, fuck all of you in this thread.

>> No.11922615

Shittiest promo I ever won

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>>11922207
But it's cute.

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>>11922612
i don't know what you're talking about, but you're cute.

>> No.11922637

>>11922622
I want to pet Sanae's cat ears!

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a pure and kind maiden

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Summertime with Sanae!

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>>11922690
Her clothes look so loose. Must be cool.

>> No.11924936

Is this the slut thread?

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>>11922736
Unlike her tight hot slippery vagina

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>>11924936
Yes

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>>11924972
2lewd

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>>11924972
I think slippery is my favorite word to describe vaginas.

>> No.11925132

>>11924973
Double penetration with Sanae!

>> No.11925137

>>11925132
>double
>not taking into account the cameraman

>> No.11925138

>>11920158
"normal" is for conditions pussies

>> No.11925152
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11925152

Sanae woke up feeling strange!

>> No.11925173

Why is this pretty girl bullied?

>> No.11925175

>>11925173
ugly girls get jealous

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