/jp/ desktop thread

[Anonymous No.]

show us your desktop
extra points for using a tiling wm

[Anonymous No.]

wahts the point of that spoiler text

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914711
can you post your wallpaper file? idk why, but i need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914729
its to show he is a shitpoester

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

go to >>>/w/

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914711
Please don't misuse the spoiler function.

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when Lump of Sugar VNs run like shit on VMs. I'll never be able to acquire freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

step it up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

le e/g/in for the win /g/roski

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914756
which touhou is that

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[Anonymous No.]

My desktop is always Cirno, it's never not Cirno. Even when I lent my cousin my laptop for a week I deleted all my other pictures so the only pictures he could use as wallpaper was Cirno.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a minimalist. Minimalistic design is my life. I use my desktop to reflect that facet of my personality: a small array of simple colors with a vector of my favourite anime girl, which you may call my waifu. She is from kyoani's hit anime, nichijou.

I can't handle a desktop with lots of icons. It is claustrophobic. I am a free bird and I need space. One of my little quirks is that I spend a lot of time just playing around with the mouse cursor over all the space in my desktop, as if flying! Haha, us /jp/ers huh? We're one quirky bunch. In case you're wondering wether or not I'm from /jp/, take a closer look at my toolbar! You were looking for it at the bottom of the image, weren't you? Got'cha! I exchanged it to the upper part of my desktop!

Though my desktop doesn't show it, I'm more than happy to tell you that I play guildwars 2, osu! and league of legends regularly. I guess my obsession with them is what makes me a true hardcore otaku!

[Anonymous No.]

Whats with all the weeaboos?
What do your peers/coworkers/gf think about you having cartoon characters on your desktop?

[Anonymous No.]

A jump to the future! I got inspiration from minority report to make this desktop, though I'll say I got inspiration from old sci-fi movies like blade runner and tron to make it sound like I'm a true connoisseur even though I never actually watched those movies. I mean the old tron movie, not the new one! Kids these days don't even know the classics!

I have all the information I truly need right up on my desktop, instead of jumping hoops and hoops to get to it. I hate having to press ctrl-alt-delete to check up on cpu usage!

Yes, I have two hard drives. Yes, they have over a hundred gigs of info on them. Most of it is anime and games that I haven't watched or played, but let's keep that a secret between us. don't tell my MAL friend's list about it ok?

Those images in the center? They actually work. They aren't an image that I got with the desktop. In fact, I got my desktop to match that wheel. It provides me quick access to everything I need. Internet, e-mail, games. You can tell that I'm a pure bred top notch programmer just from taking a glimpse of my desktop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914843
Mad faggot upset because he isn't part of the POSIX master race.

[gamerdude386 No.]

Wait! What's a person with a /co/ desktop doing on /jp/? I'm glad you noticed! To be honest, I don't only come to /jp/. Do you people really expect for someone to stick to one board? Are you some kind of autist? I'm a /co/mrade and I'm proud of it!

Anyway and as you can see, there's nothing much in it. I just like looking at this sketches of my favourite characters for hours. I am competent enough a user to use the start bar to get to all the programs I want to.

Let me guess: you're gonna complain about my league of legends icon on my toolbar? What's wrong? Can't deal with an expert moba player? It takes much more than simple memorization skills (like say in touhou shit) to be a high tier player like myself. I'm part of the league of legends general threads on /vg/ (and I'm proud of it too you oneboarding autists!) and I'm popular. So popular in fact that I have to keep myself invisible on skype so that people don't bother me with popups while I take a picture of this desktop for you, /jp/! And /vg/, /g/ and /co/ too. I didn't mention I go to /g/? Well, now you know!

One little funny fact about me: I main Ahri because she's a fox girl like Ran. Ran is mai waifu, so I couldn't pass on the chance of playing someone who looks like her!

[Anonymous No.]

Pls don't bully.

[MangaMan !!4ifSml9qF1f No.]

I'm a hardcore old school anime otaku. Most of what's come out in the last couple of years is absolute trite compared with the old school. There's no more love in anime making, you know what I mean? I let my desktop speak for myself in that aspect. Kino totally feels like I feel when I think of the state of the anime industry. I just look to the horizon, sigh and reminisce for a while...

In case you didn't notice, I have steam! You guys wanna be friends? I'm in all the /jp/, /a/ groups and some /v/ groups. Not all /v/ groups because I browse /v/ ironically and don't really like the board. Though I've found some cool people in some of the groups I joined, so I haven't quit them yet. I have 283 friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914853
>Windows
>POSIX

Who am I memetexting?

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>>11914858
You should do a few from this thread too.

[Anonymous No.]

I was gonna make a simple post saying something like "hm" or "here goes" or some other really modest-looking expression that completely clashes with the insane amount of class present in my picture, but I couldn't decide which so I'm just going to skip to talking about myself rather than having you guys notice and THEN talk about myself.

The background is the same as a normal desktop. Yeah. The only thing different is the awesome Sakuya on the corner. I cropped it myself on gimp. Actually it was photoshop but gimp is opensource and freedoms is everyone's favourite /g/ meme, so let's pretend I used gimp.

See my toolbar? That's right. Those are japanese characters you hear. Since I know you can't read japanese (I can't either), I'll just tell you straight away that my custom foobar toolbar icon. It's showing the song currently playing. you probably can't write japanese so you'll never know what music it is. If you ask me, I'll just be completely vague about it because it makes me feel good and I don't want anyone to listen to the same music I listen to. It can get popular, and then I have to work on my whole desktop again.

And yes, those numbers on the left mean I have 4 different desktops. None of them has any icons and are ultra-minimalistic too. I switch them around to look at different background colors with the same Sakuya. It gets really trippy when I switch the desktops in rapid succession! Did I mention I smoke weed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914711
7/10

>>11914739
3/10

>>11914752
6/10

>>11914756
6/10

>>11914832
7/10

>>11914837
5/10

>>11914840
6/10

>>11914843
6/10

>>11914850
4/10

>>11914856
6/10

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>>11914867
>3/10
wow rude

[Anonymous No.]

Haha! Do you guys see what I did there? I got myself a picture of Youmu that is constantly gazing at the time! Yes, Youmu. I'm a toubro like you guys. A /jp/er, too! Check out all the VNs I have on my desktop that I haven't played because I rather watch anime and save time by reading each VN's wiki plot entries!

I have my regional settings and keyboard idiom set to japanese because I'm a true otacool who knows japanese and browses all the japanese sites that matter, like sankaku complex. As you can see, I also have steam. That's where all my games are. I even added non-steam games to it, like touhou, so people know I'm completely hardcore. What they don't know is that I can't 1cc any of the games on normal, but they'll watch the youtube videos of lunatic runs and think I can do that too! Then I get a ton of friends which in turn attracts a ton of friends! And invites to elite private steam groups that you can't belong to because you won't dedicate your life to whoring attention on the same level I do!

Anyone know about any cool otaku android/iOS apps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914859
He's making fun of Linux ricers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914868
Your wallpaper doesn't cover the entire screen, there are too many programs open and pinned to the taskbar, and you have shortcuts on your desktop. I'm sorry for the low rating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914856
"wrestling"?

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>>11914873
I'll give you the rest but I don't see the point in having an empty taskbar.

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>>11914865
>And yes, those numbers on the left mean I have 4 different desktops. None of them has any icons and are ultra-minimalistic too. I switch them around to look at different background colors with the same Sakuya.
Fucking gay pasta. You don't remove the icons; these window managers (and all window managers) don't have icons the first place, because you don't need them; they have launchers. And with several desktops you can have different windows on them and switch them with a single keystroke instead of fucking minimizing and maximizing everything like on single desktop environments. You almost never see the background in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

hella unexciting

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11914875
Aesthetics.

[Anonymous No.]

[Ronny James !dioooooooo No.]

Take a deep breath, otaku folks! Or else you won't be able to handle all the information that you didn't want or need to know about me that this desktop is about to show you!

That's right! PSX! And not just one voice chat program! It's just that I'm so popular and know so many people that I have to use different programs to keep in touch with all of them. Actually I just use facebook and pretend I use all those programs, but facebook isn't accepted on 4chan just yet, so I won't mention it. I may be popular but, as you can see, I'll run the extra mile to make sure you listen to me! so hit me up on steam, we can be friends! don't let yourself be intimidated by the hundreds of groups and friends I have. I'm just that popular, but that doesn't mean I won't allow you the privilege of being in my friends list!

Yeah, I scan stuff too! I'm one of the pillars that keeps the western manga/doujin scene alive. You better respect me for it! And donate because these manga aren't gonna buy and ship themselves!

I'm an activist, too. I have some pictures of hurricane Sandy that I'm planning to put into a montage and publish on tumblr to raise awareness to hurricanes and things. I work, too. Sorry, fellow NEETs! A guy needs to pay for his stuff, right? Don't worry, I'll still be around at the NEET lifestyle generals so we can all talk about our jobs. Corporate NEETs are here to stay! Not that that expression isn't a complete paradox, but whatever. I'm here to be an attention whore, not to care about little details like that.

[Ronny James !dioooooooo No.]

>>11914883
>>11914883
>>11914883

There's so much to see and so much to talk about myself I had to split my post in two! That's how epic I roll.

I have a shortcut folder to all my favourite anime pics. Besides having a job, being insanely popular and a pillar to your community, I also find the time to watch those nerdy cartoons! And play videogames, too. I know you noticed that guildwars tab! don't I sound obnoxious?

But that's just the front. The wall that hides my immense powerlevel. I have another desktop where everything can be seen! My chats on steam (add me!), my irc channels, my custom desktop apps.. I have it all! And I'm linking everyone I know to this thread so they can see me! No need to thank me guys, they're ocming here to stay! More people, more activity, faster threads! /jp/ is really fun and I love hanging out with you guys since it makes me look like an oldfag, but the big problem of this board is how slow it is!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11914856
Damn that's hot.

Koromo is hottest Saki

[Anonymous No.]

Who osu! here

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

How is this thread still up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914905
and ur post is AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914711
What the heck is a tiling window manager? Explain it in lame man terms, please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914908
Now this thread has cancer and AIDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914711
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>/jp/ desktop thread Anonymous 02/21/14(Fri)17:32 UTC-6 No.11914711
>Replies: >>11914733 >>11914747 >>11914867
> show us your desktop
> extra points for using a tiling wm

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11914867
2/10

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, I know it's Windows 8 and I have Steam.
But pls be kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914867
>>11914873
r8 me mister master r8r

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is too haxor for me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Taskbar auto-hides.

Empty desktop is a must for me, I used to use #! Linux but I can't play my video games well enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914922
>Empty desktop is a must for me

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it cool to have nothing on your desktop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914926
>>11914928
Aesthetics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914926
OCD, Icons irritate me and I tend to use the desktop as a temporary file space, so I hide everything otherwise it's a clusterfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914928
Your desktop should be a shrine, not a convenience store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914928
Linux screenshots are usually of window managers, and they don't have icons in the first place because you launch programs by typing part of the name. "fir<Enter>" for Firefox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914928
It makes you look like a hacker

[Anonymous No.]

this is the prettiest i can make it with windows
all the ricing stuff messes up the registry too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914938
Please define "window managers" in simple terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914920
that's some nice art dude

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914932
>im a fucking moron ricer who cares more about what my e/g/in /g/entoo /g/roskis think than having a functional desktop.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11914962
Household shrines are for private viewing. If you post your desktop online you're a fag.

If you ironically shitpost using greentext you're also a fag but that's neither here nor there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914964
I want to fuck teto

[Anonymous No.]

Being anti-utilitarian is even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

please rate and recommend improvments!

[Anonymous No.]

I would post, but I have a tiling window manager so you can't see my desktop background at all whenever I have a non-zero number of windows open. In fact, I don't even use a wallpaper as a result of this fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914970
No lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914946
it manages windows

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914970
i want to treat her like a fucktoy and cum deep inside of her
multiple times
daily and nightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914979
Don't be lewd!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914756
i am not tech savy what OS is that ?

[Anonymous No.]

am i on /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914985
Look again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914985
FreeBSD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914982
its not lewd its a normal relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914984
schools out baby time to post my e/b/in linux desktop. I'm kinda of a pro ricer even tho I get bullied in class.. lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914711
more like /g/

>>11914909
tiling is that kind of thing that doesn't let you overlap windows

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914880
Nice Rozen bg man

[Anonymous No.]

BLAG Linux and GNU, a GNU/Linux distribution based on Fedora.

Dragora, an independent GNU/Linux distribution based on concepts of simplicity.

Dynebolic, a GNU/Linux distribution with special emphasis on audio and video editing.

gNewSense, a GNU/Linux distribution based on Debian and Ubuntu, with sponsorship from the FSF.

Musix, a GNU+Linux distribution based on Knoppix, with special emphasis on audio production.

Parabola GNU/Linux, a distribution based on Arch that prioritizes simple package and system management.

Trisquel, a GNU/Linux distribution based on Ubuntu that's oriented toward small enterprises, domestic users and educational centers.

Ututo XS, a GNU/Linux distribution based on Gentoo. It was the first fully free GNU/Linux system recognized by the GNU Project.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914909
In Linux all the shit is separated, so you can use only the parts you like. In Windows you are forced to use the entire desktop environment (which includes Explorer, the taskbar, start menu etc.); in Linux you can also do that but many people only install the window manager which is the program that lets you launch applications, close them, and move them around.

[Anonymous No.]

Can i run eroge on freebsd?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand how you people can have such bright wallpapers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915006
so edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915001
Ututo is no longer on the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914999
>>11915003
Thanks, friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915012
caring about one's eyes is being edgy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915006
That looks awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915006
I have the light on in my room.

[Anonymous No.]

i fucked teto once

[Anonymous No.]

Herbstluftwm

[Anonymous No.]

zun art master race

[Anonymous No.]

All of these people with filthy icons...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915023
Macs are pretty awful in general, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915045
And now to post my desktop

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915045
I know right? It's horrible when people use desktops for what they were designed for. Saving all that time from scouring through start menus and taskbars and files is just ridiculous.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11915045
I'm revoking your privilege to post Tomoko images, filthy normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915054
can't be arsed to dig deeper and get my madotsuki one

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this shit thread not deleted but the pasta was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915067
>Why was the deliberate shitposting deleted?
Hmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915067
Why do shitposters get so upset when their posts are deleted? 逆ギレ乙

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915067
Trendy desktops are the gateway to being a certified truOTACOOL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915073
because they have a static IP

[Anonymous No.]

Had to resize.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915067
Probably because the poster got banned.

[Anonymous No.]

janny...

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I were as cute as Miku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915072
>>11915075
Why is this off-topic thread still up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915092
It's literally only up because OP wasn't a "known shitposter", which is the only criteria anybody uses these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915085
Why do you have a screenshot of a Windows computer running Photoshop as the background for your wmii desktop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915106
That looks like i3

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc

[Anonymous No.]

>>11914711
>show us your desktop
>extra points for using a tiling wm

I prefer windows, it allows me to say it runs VNs and 2hu better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915134
Can someone explain the story behind this.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ desktop thread
There's a board for this. Fuck off to /w/, le minimal bblean autists.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

get on my level scrubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915191
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915164
i'm so tired I cant even tell if this post is an elaborate joke or if its genuine and people like this actually exist on /jp/.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11915195
>vinesauce
my nigger

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I am very sad. I cannot find any wallpapers of cute lolis eating burger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915196

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915215
Make your own

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915243
2/10 clean your fucking desktop

[Anonymous No.]

>Steam
>WoW
>Rose online
>Skype

Wasn't that supposed to be a /jp/ thread?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11915264
i really want to fuck little rumia when i see this picture

her titties look so small and cute i bet they make her feel really good when theyre played with

i bet her butt is cute too

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that Linux users are pedophiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915367
You're thinking of /jp/ users.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915290
Please do not sexualize little Rumia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915371
No, I remember an article that stated Linux users were pedophiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915374
Was it written by an Apple shill.

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>>11915374
Well, it could possibly be conceivable that people who are more likely to be paedophiles are also more likely to use linux. Or vice-versa.

I would need to read the article to see whether the relationship mapped out was one of correlation or causation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915372
it cannot be helped rumia is sexual

[Anonymous No.]

how do you even play vms with this

[Anonymous No.]

show us your pussi

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915398
Sexualizing Rumia ist verboten

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915399
Some have engine reimplementations (see onscripter-en, for example), wine for the rest. It's not like a VN is a cutting edge piece of software that can't be understood by mortals.

[Anonymous No.]

These are almost as bad as 'show us your room' threads. All the normals come out for these.

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven't you weebs upgraded to Windows 8 yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915128
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915410
and then that one shitter comes out of the woodwork to make like 90 posts complaining about how the thread is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915427

Don't talk to me.

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>>11915428
well i wasn't sure before but i'm sure now

guess trevor isn't done riding the shit train

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915431

What? Stop talking to me, also.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915410
Good things about these threads is they remind me to clean up and my desktop and change wallpaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11915427
How can you defend this off-topic thread?