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>This... This better work like you said it would...

>> No.11913749

Wow, put some pants on you slut.

>> No.11913752

what's the point of that mirror, are you really that pavonine?

>> No.11913755

What is this thread about?

>> No.11913757
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>>11913755
>I don't know, but it looks like fun.

>> No.11913761 [DELETED] 

>>11913741
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11913773

New Moriya invisible pants. Only the clevers can see them.

>> No.11913774
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Mom, stop walking around with just thong it's embarassing

>> No.11913775

Faith to the Moriya Shrine will increase in no time!

>> No.11913779

>>11913761
he's quoting the mountain goddesses dude, that means he must be in gensokyo right now
see he even took their picture

>> No.11913782

>>11913779
I'm jealous.

>> No.11914462
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What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.11914489
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>>11913775
But not the good kind of faith! Kanako, put your skirt back on!

>> No.11914513

>>11914489
Considering how capitalist Kanako's beliefs are, I wouldn't doubt at all she would go as far as prostituting herself.

>> No.11914547

>>11914513
You wanna run that by me again?

>> No.11914579

>>11914547
She may be willing to trade her body for faith

>> No.11915107

Kanako is a mature lady, this means she has mature lady parts!

>> No.11915112

>>11915107
mature lady parts stink i bet you wont even last the smell you little virg

>> No.11915132

>>11915112
immature lady parts stink too but its a good stink

>> No.11915140

>>11915132
>>11915112
Mature lady parts stink in a way that makes my penis lengthen.

>> No.11915144

>>11915140
go to hell

>> No.11915152

>>11914513
You're thinking of feudalism m8t

>> No.11915256

>>11915132
>>11915140
Why don't you try to sniff your mom's?

>> No.11915408

>>11915144
Rude anon, is something bothering you?

>> No.11915415

>Yes ma'lady. Do as I say and there will be babies. Babies everywhere.

>> No.11915566

>>11913757
YES!

>> No.11917731

When I grow up, I want to be just like Kanako!

>> No.11919140 [DELETED] 

>>11917731
You'll never be just like kanakp.

>> No.11919160

>>11919140
Old, living in the backwoods, and considering your biggest accomplishment dominating a little girl? A lot of people are already pretty close.

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>>11919160
You need to be beautiful for your age, tall and have at least a few worshipers.

>> No.11919227

>>11919172
>beautiful for your age
She must be quite a bit older than I pegged her for, then.

>> No.11919331

>>11919160
byakushit pls go

>> No.11919353

>>11914462
Please don't post pictures like this, they make my body feel all weird

>> No.11923874 [DELETED] 

>>11919227
Kanakp is old!

>> No.11923956
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I want to rub mom's feet.

>> No.11931045

>>11923956
I want to rub mom where the sun don't shine.

>> No.11931321
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>>11931045
Former Hell?

>> No.11936712

>>11931321
No in her cloaca

>> No.11936737

It'll work even better if you expose your vagina.

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>>11931321
In the Former Hell, sun shines the brightest.

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>>11914513
you realise its a 2000 tyear old tradition for japanese nuns to sell their bodys for sex.
say of it what you will as a christian, but its that kinda thing that makes me think the japanese were right to get christians to step on the cross or die. your morality is just fucked up to the shit.

>> No.11943555

>>11936824
Why is marisa bad at english if she's from the usa?

>> No.11943612

>>11943555
You know that syndrome where you get so used to a new culture you forget your original one? She has that.

>> No.11943717

>>11913741
Mom what are you doing put some pants on you're embarrassing me

>> No.11950229

>>11943717
She's not your mom.

>> No.11950328

>>11950229
Yeah, she's mine!

>> No.11950383
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>>11943555
>Why is marisa bad at english if she's from the usa?

>Spanish name
>Bad at English
>From the US

By the way, no one speaks "English" in the US, maybe expats from Britain do.

>> No.11951798

>>11950383
>Marisa
>Spanish name
It's an Italian name, that is derived from Latin. Get your facts right, nerd.

>> No.11956012

>>11950328
She's not your mom dude I'm telling you

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>>11913741
Gross, mom. What do you think you're doing?

>> No.11960679

>>11950383
>no one speaks "English" in the US

This is what Amerifats actually believe.

>> No.11960708

>>11950383
>Hard working ambitious girl
>Implying my qtgf is Mexican

Fuck your mother is dog

>> No.11960729

>>11960671
That is a DEEP armpit. There's not a single body part on Sanae that was not meant to take in dicks.

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>>11960729
word.

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>>11950383
>he thinks Marisa is a Mexican name
Do beaners ever get tired of being stupid?

>> No.11967505 [DELETED] 

>>11961660
whoa that's racist

>> No.11967569

>>11967505
The truth hurts, doesn't it?

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>>11961660
marisa means little mary in mexican dude

>> No.11978770

>>11974292
What is mom doing?

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>>11961660
no me digas beaner, mr. puñetero
te sacaré un susto por racista y culero.
no me llames frijolero, pinche gringo puñetero

>> No.11978806

>>11974337


and *spanish* is a romance language.

do you know what that means?

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>>11978798
Cagar es un placer;
de cagar nadie se escapa
caga el rey, caga el Papa
caga el buey, caga la vaca,
y hasta la señorita más guapa
hace sus bolitas de caca.

>> No.11984949

>>11978806
I thought about it but I can't quite get it.

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>>11913741
Well, it technically does remove wrinkles and make you younger. Just not in a way you'd expect!

>> No.11986218

>>11961660
I think it's portugese.

>> No.11991484

>>11913741
Kanako has mommy hips, mommy tummy and mommy butt.

>> No.11991629

>>11984949
It means speaking spanish gets you pussy in da club

>> No.11996116

>>11991629
Kanakp's club pussy?

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>>11978806
holy shit how did the aztecs colonize the old world!?!?!!

>> No.11996316

>>11996202
Alien technology.

>> No.11996945

>>11991484
Kanako has stretchmarks?

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>>11978798
nice molotov there dude

>> No.12003275

>>11996945
Mommy marks.

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>>11991484
Know who else has mommy hips, mommy tummy and mommy butt?

>> No.12008400

>>12008381
Yuyuko!

>> No.12014643 [DELETED] 

hi

>> No.12014655

Why have so many character specific threads been lasting a month or longer lately?

>> No.12014687

>>12014655

i liked it better when reposts were reposts and not the same fucking thread

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Hag thread, I guess?

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>> No.12014721

>>12014705
I guess we can have a hag thread if you want. Why don't you post some?

>> No.12014722

>>12014687
Sometimes I see a thread that I think is a repost and feel perturbed at how similar it is to past threads, but then read the date and my own previous posts in it and realize it's the same fucking thread.

>> No.12014720

>>12014705
>>12014707
Please only post Kanako in this Kanako thread

>> No.12014726

>>12014655
This is a character-specific thread?

>> No.12014729

>>12014655
Because autists can't stand to see their thread die, so they bump them day after day despite there being no interest.

>> No.12014731

>>12014729
>every idolmaster thread

>> No.12014740

>>12014729
There is literally one or two people necrobumping random threads for a reason that I cannot determine

>> No.12015088

>>12014740
Yeah... it's said autistic OPs and the reason is as stated.

The threads I make never last this long and I'm pretty sure it's because everyone else bumps and samefags theirs.

>> No.12015545

Kanako is the Haman Karn of Touhou

>> No.12021580

>>12015545
I agree.

>> No.12026071

>>12014740
That's actually a thing now?

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>>12015088
>It's not my fault I make shitty threads!

>> No.12030266

>>12015088
>The threads I make never last this long
Maybe because they're shitty and uninteresting.

>> No.12033037

>>12026071
Go look at the pathetic excuse for a Takane thread.

>> No.12034607

>>12033037
There's nothing wrong with it.

>> No.12034730

let it die

>> No.12037657

>>12034730
There's only one of three ways this thread will die.

1) Make actual good threads that the bumping autist will redirect his attention to.

2) Have a staff member mark it for deletion.

3) Board raid shitpost storm.

>> No.12042467

let it live

>> No.12046477
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H-How do I look? Do I look p-pretty?

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>>12046477
I want to drown in the hag

>> No.12046574

>>12046477
>>12046553
Yeah, gimme more!

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>>12046574

>> No.12046594

>>12046591

Does anyone else think Yukari's body looks perfect?

>> No.12046599
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>>12046594
I have come to that picture some many times, dude. You are not alone.

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Have you sexualized mom today, /jp/?

>> No.12051051

kanakp!!

>> No.12051104

>>11950383
What have I been speaking then? American?

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>>12015545
Hamma hamma

>> No.12051905

>>12046599
His pixiv is gone. And the fucking boorus don't save poop pics.

>> No.12051986

>>12047686
she bought me weed and still no

>> No.12052034

>>12051905
except gelbooru. Then again, I could be wrong.

>> No.12052060

>>12052034
They stopped saving shit years ago, but piss is fine for some reason. This is the same woman who cries "this isn't a porn site" at every opportunity while covering the site with malicious ron jeremy ads.

I did manage to find this http://nyou.booru.org/index.php

>> No.12052079

>>12052060
>woman
Wait, what? Was "her" old avatar a picture of herself? It's been a while since I glanced at the forum.

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A cat!?

>> No.12054874

>>12052418
Nice cat dude

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>>12052418
Mom is a snake.

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