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Suika is drunk! Will you watch over her?

>> No.11910570

I roll her onto her side and put a blanket over her, then go hang out with a cooler Touhou.

>> No.11910573
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Watermelons

>> No.11910579

A one piece swimsuit would work better on suika. Step it up.

>> No.11910577

>>11910567
Suika is always drunk, she can take care of herself just fine.

>> No.11910582

>>11910577
>Suika is always drunk

says who

>> No.11910586

We dont have suika threads enough.

>>11910579
Both are incredibly cute.

>> No.11910590
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>>11910582
Akyuu.

>> No.11910595

>>11910590
Akyuu is a lying whore and no one loves her

>> No.11910599

>>11910595
See image below
>>11903989

>> No.11910600

>>11910595

I love her.

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>>11910595

>> No.11910607

>>11910601
It is so.

>> No.11910743

>>11910607
Is that so

>> No.11910756

>>11910567
Why did someone cut off her leg? Guro is cruel.

>> No.11910762

>>11910595
>lying whore
what?

>> No.11910782
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So what do you think of this plan:

a) Buy a watermelon (this might have to wait until summer)
b) cut a hole in it
c) fill it with vodka

then I would fuck it. Would that feel like suika's lewd oni pussy?

>> No.11910784

>>11910782
I am going to try this.

>> No.11910785

>>11910782
Don't be silly.

>> No.11910837

>>11910782
You should try to put vodka inside of your dickhole and see how it feels first before you go off and do that, and then consider it.

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>>11910785
>>11910837
I'm not going to lie. I kind of just want to fuck a watermelon.

>> No.11910869

>>11910837
Good advice from /jp/ as usual.

>> No.11910876

>>11910869
>>11910868
If you fuck a watermelon with vodka in it you're almost garanteed to get vodka in your dickhole, and it won't be pleasant.

>> No.11910891

Please do not sexualize Suika.

>> No.11910894

>>11910891
Sorry man, I can't help it! She gets my penis very hard!

>> No.11910995

>>11910567
But she's almost always drunk. Does this mean I will have to watch forever?

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>>11910995
Maybe if you watch long enough, Suika will develop breasts.

>> No.11911028

If by watch over her, you mean fill her loli pussy full of cum, the yes.

>> No.11911034

>>11910876
this man speaks from experience

>> No.11911050
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I wish Suika was real, and that we would make fuck

>> No.11911094

>>11911050
Is your love like a truck?

>> No.11911108

Suika = Watermelons

Get it? Get it?

>> No.11911112

>>11911094
Berserker..

>> No.11911109

>>11911094
Booo

>> No.11911118

>>11911112
Vrrrrrrrr...

>> No.11911137

>>11911016
At first something like that is very exciting, because a flat chest will slowly grow and look incredibly cute and appealing to look at for a while before they get too big, but then inevitably they get bigger, and the girl gets bitchier and doesn't want to hug or hold hands or cuddle anymore, and then her voice changes, and she gets hair in weird places, and starts to smell weird, and her butt gets big, then you realize that cute little girl you loved is gone forever.

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>>11911137
She wouldn't be able to do this eaithe

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>>11911137
She wouldn't be able to do this either.

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>>11910567
raymoo will suck out the alcohol through the sweat of her kneepit.

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>>11911172
>added_to_fetish_list.bat

>> No.11911299

>>11911295
You don't already have this fetish?

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>>11911299
I know right? what a pleb.

>> No.11911308 [DELETED] 

>>11911295
XFD its just like the meme my bro send me on facebook to youtube video warm_it_up.exe XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbepN4dKLbU

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>>11910782
Remember to pre heat the melon in a microwave or else it will be cold. Remember to wear a condom you don't want to catch Melonoma.

>> No.11911348

>>11911347
Wrong Touhou. You get that from UV radiation.

>> No.11911352

>>11911347
Isn't that an ice cream bar?

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>>11911352

>> No.11911455

>>11911348
the joke is the word MELONnoma you get melanoma from UV rays. I thought I was being cute, clever and funny.

>> No.11911456

Time for beans.

>> No.11911459

>>11911455
it was cute, but not clever or funny

>> No.11911462

>>11911459
>>11911455
Would have been more clever if it was an image of Suika and Okuu, but I don't think that's likely.

>> No.11911463

She'll be okay she's drunk all the time.

>> No.11911470

I'll watch over her with my dick

My dick in her pussy

My penis in her vagina

For the sole purpose of making demon babies

I'm so lonely

>> No.11911472 [DELETED] 

I tip my hat to you
I tip my fedora to you

>> No.11911478

>>11911470
This post made me sad. Fuck you anon

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>>11911470
What do I do with all this loli passion..

>> No.11911951

>>11911308
I think that Ironic shitposting is the worst thing crossboarders have brought us.

>> No.11911970 [DELETED] 

>>11911472
dope lyrics, dude

>> No.11911976 [DELETED] 

When is moot going to clean up /jip/? He can't possibly attract advertisers when hes running a blatantly pedophile friendly board.

>> No.11911980 [DELETED] 

>>11911976
All the good pedos left though

>> No.11911997 [DELETED] 

>>11911980
the only good pedo is a dead pedo

>> No.11912044 [DELETED] 

>>11911997
heh

shut up

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>>11911997
You too.

>> No.11912186 [DELETED] 

>>11911997
Sukia is like 1000 years old turbo nerd.

And she's not even a human look at her oni horns.

>> No.11912204 [DELETED] 

Will getting Vodka in your peehole make you drunk? I know girls can soak tampons in vodka and get drunk from that.

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I would act like a good friend, take her to bed, and tuck her in. I wouldn't even do anything lewd. Mostly because I'm afraid of what would happen if I had sex with an oni.

>> No.11912221

>>11912217
Have sex with star sapphire and the other fairies.

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>>11911976
I think it may be a new form of shitposting
I call it "loliposting"

You say deliberately creepy and pedophile-esque things in order to scare off crossboarders and insult/disturb others.

It's like cuteposting or funposting, just another advanced and evolved form of shitposting.

>> No.11912228 [DELETED] 

>>11912204
No but it will hurt like fuck because of how sensitive your inside really is, it will be like it's burning inside of your dick.
Kind of like soap inside your dickhole, it ain't pleasant.

>> No.11912235 [DELETED] 

>>11912228
It'd hurt, but you'd be at least a little tipsy from it, right?

>> No.11912247 [DELETED] 

>>11912235
Probably not.

>> No.11912257 [DELETED] 

>>11912224
Remember, Sunday, February 23rd is your big day. If you fail to apply, /jp/ will suffer for at least another year.

>> No.11912273 [DELETED] 

>>11912235
Not with the small amount you could fit in your dickhole.
Remember grills have big holes down there, for dickings.

>>11912224
I support this new direction of Xposting purely out of a desire to see the crossies driven out of /jp/.
On the normie boards, whenever I talk about loli all of the normies flip out and flame me something fierce. They literally think that this is tantamount to 3D

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>>11912257
It's cute that you still have hope. We all know moot is going to pick normalpal crossboarders because they more reliable or whatever.

>> No.11912286 [DELETED] 

>>11912283
Yes, he will, but not because they're more reliable or anything, but because he enjoys pissing on /jp/ at every possible opportunity.

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>>11912283
Free flan, free fairy, free oni
global loli revolution now!

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>>11912286
Why is Moot such a bully?

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>>11912301
no war but loli war

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>>11912301
Yes. Let's have fun before the new jannies purge us to make room for blogging about their gfs.

>> No.11912522

>>11912496
the war between her sphincter and my glans

>> No.11912566 [DELETED] 

>>11912301
I want to spread Rumia's rosy butt cheeks and sniff her asshole.

>> No.11912612

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm21561586

>> No.11912932

I've never lusted for a fictional character as much as I have for Suika.

How does she do it.

>> No.11912942

>>11912932

I use the word 'fictional' lightly.

>> No.11913048 [DELETED] 

>>11912932
Pot oni loli belly.

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>>11912932
Pot oni loli belly.


Now with picture attached this time

>> No.11913063

>>11913053
Tanlined Suika is so lickable

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Do you think she'd get clingy if I fugged her? Probably not but a clingy oni would be scary.

>> No.11913626

>>11913615


she'd make your dick diamonds

>> No.11913630

>>11913053
Her hair could use some more natural movement. It kills the entire effect.

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>>11913626
Yes.

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>>11913647


no, like literally, im worried for your saftey anon-kun

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>>11913630
Not for me.

>> No.11913920

Is this thread even legal?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>> No.11914704

>>11913920
fuck babies

>> No.11915109

>>11914704
I wish I could fuck a baby Suika...

>> No.11915119

>>11914704
>>11915109
Classic..

>> No.11915149

I'd be afraid of having sex with the loli oni because she might get too into it and wrap her legs around my waist and snap my back clean in two.

>> No.11915182

>>11915149
Chain her up with consent. Or without, but I'm not sure how long the chains will last.

>> No.11915559

>>11915182
I thought of chains, but on the arms and legs of an oni...
Perhaps we could just do doggystyle

>> No.11915561

>>11915149
Suika would make your bones super dense so they won't break.

>> No.11916085

>>11911527
Loli onaholes

>> No.11916289

>>11915182
>Chain her up with consent

How does that even work?

>> No.11916317

>>11916289
Maybe Suika has a bondage fetish.

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>>11916289
You voice your concerns about being crushed in a leg lock or a bear hug to her and suggest chaining her to the bed.

>> No.11916823

lick her.

>> No.11916870

>>11916779

Yes, but I'd recommend steel rather than consent.... It's stronger.

>> No.11916889

>>11910567
I want to fuck Suika on the beach in front of people

>> No.11916893

>>11916823
I hear her armpits taste like cheap beer.

>> No.11917109

>>11916889
No! Our lust must not be shared.

>> No.11917161

>>11913742
>>11913053
The human body does not bend like that. I lost my boner.

>> No.11917182

There aren't enough pictures of Suika pregnant so she can't drink for 9-10 months

I wonder what being sober does to an Oni

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>>11917182
Sake is an Oni's milk.

>> No.11917475

>>11917161
>I lost my boner.

That's awful. Do you need help looking for it?

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>>11917362

that'd mean alcohol leaving an oni's system

sounds far-fetched

>> No.11917569

>>11917362
I want to bury my head into her armpits and lick them, and then lick the base of her horns. Then gently rub baby oil all over her swollen belly until every inch is coated.

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Suika wants to use your toilet. You probably shouldn't let her.

>> No.11917595

>>11917575
Of course not. You shouldn't let oni in the house.
They're like barbarians anyway, right? She can just go outside somewhere.

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>>11917595
Exactly. She needs to be chased out with beans.

>> No.11917614

>>11917609
Do not bully the lolis

>> No.11917621

>>11917614
Don't be fooled, anon. Oni are dangerous creatures that need to be driven off.

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>>11917614
Think of it as balancing things out.

>> No.11917732

When I grow up, I want to be just like Suika!

>> No.11917736

>>11917732
It sure would be nice to get cuter and more child-like and more feminine as I got older.

Being able to handle alcohol well is a plus, too.

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Her tortured face is wonderful.

>> No.11917947

>>11917624
oh my gosh! Suika should not be showing such an erotic part of her childlike body to everyone!

>> No.11918073

>>11917893
that is exactly the kind of face i love to punch!

>> No.11918087

>>11918073
She would make more of that face and start to cry! She would eventually start to beg you to stop, then you can just do it more. I bet it would be enjoyable.

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>>11918073
Whoa dude that's not cool. Keep the anguish mental.

>> No.11918278

>>11910567
Nah, she'll be fine.

>> No.11918283

>>11917621
I want to lie in Suika's lap as we drink sake together; this and many other things cannot be done if she is driven off

>> No.11918295

I will never get drunk with Suika-Chan and then coat the inside of her slimy, hairless loli pussy with my seed.
I will never get to smell her hair...

>> No.11926178 [DELETED] 

nah m9, shes on her own

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>>11910567
Or will you get drunk with her?

>> No.11932064

This thread shall rise again.

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