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I want to make summer memories with Satori but it's the middle of winter and Satori doesn't exist.

Help.

>> No.11908077 [DELETED] 
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Satori thread?

>> No.11908079
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>but Satori doesn't exist

>> No.11908081

>>11908079

I posted this image to facebook when I guy I knew was being a faggot and people got all offended.

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>>11908081

>facebook

>> No.11908091

>Help.
I'm kinda in the same boat but I don't know what you expect me to do about it.

>> No.11908098

You need to meditate to achieve Satori.

>> No.11908102

>>11908075
move to the southern hemisphere
take powerful psychotics

>> No.11908105

>>11908075
Don't worry about winter, it's always warm and sunny underground.

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>summer memories

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I'd "make" "summer memories" with Satori if you know what I mean.

>> No.11908210

>>11908075
A nice summer memory would be taking her to the hospital to see what's wrong with that weird bony ass she haves there.

>> No.11908213

>>11908201
Taking LSD?
Is that what you mean?

>> No.11908218

>>11908210
>see what's wrong with that weird bony ass she haves there.

She's japanese. That's all you can expect.

>> No.11908230

I want to help you but I do not know how. I'm sorry.

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>>11908210
Don't point out flaws in my favorite Satoris.

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>>11908243
But we must make sure that Satori is seen in nothing but the best light.

>> No.11908254

it's summer where i am. now to find satori!

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>>11908243
I like more this Satori than your favorite Satori.

>> No.11908269

If you wait 4 months, I can fix one of those problems for you.

>> No.11908271

>>11908081
everyone on gaybook is a fag-enabler

>> No.11908280

>>11908269
And if he waits a few centuries, science will fix the other.

>> No.11908285

>>11908280
Why wait when all he needs to do is kill himself to reach Gensokyo?

>> No.11908948

>>11908213
Sex is what I mean.

>> No.11908955

>>11908271
You sound like you would know all about it.

>> No.11908958 [DELETED] 

nice thread

>> No.11908980

>>11908261
Her chest is flat.

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>>11908980
Flat to small works best for Satori in my opinion. Medium also works, but I don't really like large or huge on her.

>> No.11909016

>>11908955
You sound like you're pretending not to know all about it.

>> No.11909060

>>11908988
Why is ciel cosplaying as catori?

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>>11909060
Because.

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>> No.11909100 [DELETED] 

I love Satori. Truly.

>> No.11909114

VERY nice Satori thread.

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>>11908261
You would.

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>>11908980
Well, no wonder. She is canonically flat.

But I do like when she is portrayed with modest, blossoming breasts too. O bet her aureola are pink and cute.

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Satori-sama, look! Your pets are doin a lil dance for you!

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>>11909211
>She is canonically flat.

Obligatory "I see lumps" reply.

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>>11909325
Counter "I see lumps" reply.

And accepting the liberal SoPM drawings is agreeing to a flat Mamizou, a flat Kanako and no dog-ears Momiji.

>> No.11909333

>>11909211
>She is canonically flat.

Are you fucking r-
>proTrippywhatever

I'm not even going to talk to you, but I'll just remind you everyone hates you.

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Satori is in my list for the top 5 most bulliable 2hus.

>> No.11909373

>>11909332
>no dog-ears Momiji

That's everywhere except that one OSP page.

>a flat Mamizou, a flat Kanako

I fail to see a problem.

Your visual evidence is better than your argumentation, though.

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The coziest.

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>>11909365
Satori is on my list for the top 5 most lickable 2hu feet.

>> No.11910029

>>11910021

I find your fetish mildly offensive. Please do not bring it up in Satori threads.

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>>11910029
Noted.

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>>11909373
Well, do you agree that Satorin is flat as a prairie or not?

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What does your Satori listen to the most?

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>>11910054
Satorin's chest is huge and the milk is quite delicious.

>> No.11910083
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Satori a shit.

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>>11910077
bully

>> No.11910089

>>11910083
She looks pretty good to me anon

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>>11910089
A SHIT.

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>>11910077
Proof says otherwise.


>>11910083
>>11910093
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

SatorixRemi when

>> No.11910099

>>11910097
>SatorixRemi
Weren't you the one supposed to write that? AFAIK YAF hates the SDM cast.

>> No.11910101

>>11910099
I'm YAF.

>> No.11910105

>>11910093
The pictures you keep posting say otherwise

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>>11910101
Where's your trip?

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>>11910083
>>11910093
Then why do you have images of her? Checkmate.

>> No.11910110

>>11910104
It's right there.

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>>11910106
Its like pokemon, you gotta catch the ones you don't like as well if you want to be a master.

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>>11910111
Why not just like them all?

>> No.11910120

Does Satori read my mind all the time, or does she have to choose to?

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>>11910106
Because he can't accept that he likes Satori and wants to make her pregnant with his child.

>> No.11910119

>>11910104
Reported for lewd content

>> No.11910122
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What thoughts would you transmit to Satori in order to torment her?

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>>11910122
That I'm going to cheat on her then laugh about it

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>>11910118
Satori's lewd womb is not impregnable by filthy humans. Lesser species may only use the lower anal pussy.

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>>11910122
Pic related.

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>>11910118
I'd rather be Satori's cute pet.

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I am the real YAF and you guys need to shut the fuck up.

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>>11910173
Never. Don't make me go into full Satori fanfaggot mode.

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>> No.11910211

>>11910169
You're not cute though

>> No.11910216

>>11910211
That's why I specified that I want to be cute.

>> No.11910224

>>11910206
I love how her 3rd eye is making the first move

>> No.11910234

>>11910123
But she is a filthy youkai, that makes her the lesser being. Youkai deserve only to be exterminated by superior human race. You all youkai lovers make me sick.

>> No.11910255

Remember when her SA character design came out and everybody freaked out and thought ZUN actually browse /jp/?

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>>11910054
I think her sedentary lifestyle gives her a fair amount of fat, and it needs to be stored somewhere. The exact location is negotiable.

This post was sponsored by the "Duplicate file exists" error.

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Satori is a... cat?

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Satori is just a youkai girl who is a bit lonely. Underground girls need love too!

Could /jp/ ever love a satori youkai who lives in the former hell?

>> No.11910281

>>11910274
Poor Satorin~
I'd give her a big throbbing cock

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>>11910206

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>>11910271
Catoris like to chase Nazrins

>> No.11910306

>>11908098

i chuckled sensibly.

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>>11910271

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>>11910281
I think she prefers pussies.

>> No.11910908

>>11910895
Please put socks on

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>>11910185
Unf, that artist.

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>>11910185
He never did draw a dominant Satori book, did he?

>> No.11911625

>>11911414
I wish I was Satori

>> No.11911799 [DELETED] 

>>11910119
>/r/touhou
We should raid it /b/ros

>> No.11911810

>>11910255
I wasn't around yet, can you tell me what happened?

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>>11911810

>> No.11911903

>>11911816
oh, I saw that

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>>11911414
On the series of Satori mindbreak boyfriend there is a part where she is dominant and about to cut his dick off, but the roles are quickly reversed.

>> No.11912080

>>11911936
That filename makes me very nervous

>> No.11912102

>>11911936
Her boyfriend cuts her dick off?

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please stop lewdposting...

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>> No.11912159

>>11911816
I have little knowledge of this matter but some claim that picture predates Subterranean Animism. Meaning ZUN saw that told us "screw you, I draw touhous as I please"

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>> No.11912983

>>11912118

Please stop tumblrfilenameposting

>> No.11912984

>>11911936
It's not mind break.
I know, but he never did a whole book. Would have been nice.

>> No.11914318

>>11912159
>some claim

Even if you don't personally remember the picture back from old /a/, demonstrating that it does in fact predate Subterranean Animism is incredibly easy:

>>/jp/?task=search2&search_userna&sear&search_media_hash=6yRBrH18kitGlOiZQWyX7g&search_ord=old

>> No.11916036

it makes me really sad, almost to the point of crying, that all you guys like her.

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>>11916036
Why?

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>>11916036
It makes me really sad, almost to the point of crying, that there are people who don't like her.

>> No.11916127

>>11916036
I cannot believe there is any legitimate reason to not like Satori.

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>> No.11916782

>>11916127
Mind reading.

>> No.11916962

>>11916782
My thoughts are pure just like my love for Satori!

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>> No.11917055

>>11916782
What's wrong with that?

>> No.11917065

>>11908081
Studies have shown that use of real-world identities in public pushes people toward safe consensus positions endorsed by the state and mass media. The result is that you can't be even slightly edgy on fb without a hundred people being "offended" by it to show off how politically correct they are.

>> No.11917379

>>11917055
It's scary.

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