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C'mon, /jp/; mama needs some lovin'.
>>11902933woah fukin hawtI wanna give mommy babies!
Mama has delicious tummy!
I want to be close to mom's boobs. She can hug me forever.
milfnerds leave Yuuka alone
>>11903102Why?She's great mother material.
My boss almost saw that, this is a safe for work board!
>>11903106this is work safe
>>11903106You don't deserve to be working if you can't appreciate a good Yuuka.
She looks more like a big sister.
>>11903187I wouldn't see a big sister-type character dressing like she does.
>>11902933Why would her nipples be on top of her breasts? Really poor art.
>>11903197Her breasts are blushing because you're very cute.
>>11903199Is such a thing even possible?
>>11903224Nothing's impossible for Yuuka
Yuuka is a bitch.
>>11903306She's a boss ass bitch!
It saddens me that I will never have a busty Yuuka mommy that cheers me up and hugs me close to her huge breasts. >>11903356She's a fuckin' beautiful TERA BITCH.
>>11903373>It saddens me that I will never have a busty Yuuka mommy that cheers me up and hugs me close to her huge breasts.
>Abusive, sadist, beat-happy>MomEh, better without.
Yuuka typically being stern and cold is what makes the idea of her being flustered so appealing. To see her embarrassed, blushing, and squirming is a real treat for the lewd glands..
>>11903453I like the idea of Yuuka being a lot more caring than people would think, as long as you stay the fuck away from her flowers.
>>11903453>Very protective of her children as evidenced in PoFV>Knowledgeable in magic and close combat>Feared/Respected by everyone including Aya>Can make a double out of herself and breastfeed four children at once.>Green hair>Youkai moeBest wife/mother.
>>11903476>Can make a double out of herself and breastfeed four children at once.Or 3 children and daddy!
>>11903504A woman's body is not lewd, anon. Yuuka's breasts may be big and bouncy, but they are made for feeding babies. It's not lewd, it's nature!
>>11903520>but they are made for feeding babies.Exactly, they're for the babies not daddy.
>>11903527Why can't daddy drink milk from Yuuka's fatbags?Lewdness is a concept created by man. Nature didn't intend for Yuuka's body, voluptuous as it is, to be considered lewd! Girl body parts are not lewd! Not the fattest breasts, the gooiest vaginas, or the sweatiest armpits!
>>11903546I want to sniff yuuka's hairy sweaty armpits
>>11903546There is a time when daddy can suck her funbags, but doing it while your child is sucking the opposite breast is just too lewd!
>>11903566Yes, yes, yes!!
>>11903560Father and son, both sucking from Yuuka's swollen bags of milk, as daddy gives his son a little high five.Tell me that is not what having a family is all about.
>>11903566With an odor that would knock a yak into a coma.
>>11903573>as daddy gives his son a little high five.Well, I guess you're right.I hope Yuuka is okay with it.
>>11903580I wonder if Yuuka's feet are smellier than her armpits
>>11903643I just realized that I'd be a total mess in that situation.I'd have to try to keep eye contact with her, and resist the urge to ogle her jiggly jugs of joy!
Yuuka makes me feel easy. I want to buy flowers for her.
>>11903604I am going to find out!
Yuuka is fecund!
>>11903553I want to kiss Yuuka-sama's butt!
>>11903566where in the world can I find this?!
Making friends with Yuuka!
I want to eat a pocky from Yuuka's bra.
>>11903654That's the worst thing you could give to Yuuka!!ばか！
>>11903665I want to give it a firm THWACK when she least expects it!And if she was wearing pants, I'd follow behind her all day, waiting for that glorious moment when she bends down and gives me a peek at her buttcrack.
>>11903653Don't give in!Just keep building affection points for the secret ending after the date!
>>11903604Yuuka's armpits definitely would have a more pungent odor. Both would have a rather unique smell though and would be appealing in their own right.
>>11903666The internet.>>11903675Agreed.He should plant and grow some flowers in a pot for her!
>>11903665Right after she poops?
>>11903694Yuuka looks really smelly there! She's a disgusting lady who doesn't shower!
>>11903708That's hot though! I want to smell Yuuka after she doesn't bathe for months!
>>11903697Don't be silly.After she poops it's only fair for you to lick her butt, not kiss it.
>>11903729Yuuka realizing that she stinks and is wafting the odor of her armpits to everyone around her.jpg
I want Yuuka to tend my flower!
>>11903720I want to do this!
woah, this thread grew fast!
>>11903729Why are you sad Yuuka? I said I would love your smelly, sweaty body odor that would linger throughout your whole house and be all over your clothes!
>>11902933that is not how tits work
>>11903804How do they work?
Don't worry Yuuka, I think you'd smell good.The most fragrant smelling flower in the entire garden.She'd have a truly intoxicating scent, no doubt!
>>11903827Yeah, a sweaty, armpit-y flower!
>>11903830It's rude to say a lady has smelly armpits
>>11903832Yuuka smells all over, but her armpits are especially bad!
>>11903832But I love the odor. Yuuka likes plants, right? I'll just tell her that her armpits remind me of a big ol' onion.
>>11903834Rude!No part of Yuuka smells "bad"Strong? Yes, but it isn't a bad smell. Her sweet-smelling odors and redolent scents are pleasing to one's heart and soul!
>>11903839Cruel, how cruel!You don't tell a lady she smells like onions!It's almost as if you want to make her mad or tease her
>>11903856I want to tease Yuuka until her nipples are all pokey pokey
>>11903874I want to tease her until she demands me to put it in!
>>11903850they smell "bad" in a good way! Her disgusting body odor after weeks of not showering, the smell of her hair all greasy! Her browning, oily skin, and the poop still stuck to her butt! Her gross odors are incredibly pleasing!
>>11903832theres nothing more erotic than stinky armpits on a sexy mature lady.
>>11903883How disgusting.I'd bet you'd suck her cock too.
>>11903879You walk into Yuuka naked, and she's so embarrassed that she demands you to be naked as well, to make it even. You refuse until she snaps and she begs you to get nude and fuck her!
>>11903903I'll resist until the end!Even if I end up with her crushing my throat with one hand and the other stroking my penis.
>>11903879don't hurt mommy's feelings
>>11903917I'm not hurting her feelings, I'm just being playful.
>tfw youll never fuck a mature touhou mommyJust kill me already...
>>11903916Yuuka making death threats with a smile on her face!
>>11903942He'll get a turn after me dude.
>>11903941Someone should post that copypasta.
Mama's red-haired sister wants to be loved!
Is it okay if I take Yuuka on a date to the forest?
>>11903973Kimmo, please, she's a mature lady.
>>11903994Is Wriggle a suitor?
>>11904005Wriggle is a girl.
>>11904007Wriggle is a mouse
>>11904011Wriggle is a nightbug.
>>11903973Loser.You guys have really stupid ideas."I know, I l'll take a touhou that knows everything about flowers to a botanical garden/forest!" - betamaxYou have to show her something new, you have to be smooth. I'd take Yuuka to a cattle ranch and watch them artificially insimenate the cows, and compare the vaginas and penises of the other animals that might be there, like horses or sheep.Everyone likes looking at genitals.
>>11904017Please do not be mean to me, you're making me upset.
I don't want Yuuka to be my mom, I want her to be my wife!And she does not stink.
>>11904018I'll bully whoever I want, whenever I want.This is my board and you little sh*ts are gonna learn who is the top dog here. First with bullying and then when I f*ck your touhous.
>>11904018It's okay, he just wants to look at horse penises.>>11904025This guy has the right idea.
Aren't mother threads normally deletedWhy is this one allowed
>>11904028No one who censors his swears can ever be the top dog on any board.
>>11904034Because it's the 3rd smelliest mother. Enough to attract mazacons, not enough to get deleted from smelling up the board.
>>11904034mazacons are otaku culture
>>11904041mazacon best con. lolicons need not apply.
>>11904040The most recent Kanako thread wasn't very active but it stayed up for a while
>>11904041If mazacons are otaku culture, why aren't lolicons?
>>11904075Because you don't read the rules of the site, and see loli goes in /b/.
>>11904077How about siscons?
>>11904077It says loli porn and /jp/ is work safe, so all porn is prohibited, anyway.
>>11904075you can post whatever you like as long as it's 2hu
someone make a loli thread
/jp/ help me I'm about to cum!!
Do you think Yuuka uses her own poop as fertilizer?
>>11904103Where are you coming?
>>11904103Let it out sweetie, here.
>>11904103Think of Yuuka's smelly feet pressed up against your face
>>11904103You want to see Yuuka's full and bare bouncing breasts?Well too bad!
This thread sure spent a lot of time talking about Yuuka's disgusting B.O.
>>11904489Because it smells good, god I want to smell every different odor on her body.
>>11904491I want to smell her secret garden.
>Youkai Moe>Now then, absolutely no relation (well, some relation) the only character with a slightly different feel, Yuuka, is actually the last boss I made a long time ago for the STG Touhou Lotus Land Story, and is a playable character of Touhou Mystic Square. A youkai. Yes. Youkai moe~. The reason she doesn't feel oriental at all is because she's a Youkai. Yes. Youkai moe.>By the by, I think that 10 out of 10 people would read the level 1 barrage 萌風 as "moekaze".>Wonder if a Youkai would come out. Like in my room, or my workplace.>A shrine maiden is fine too.>Also, after Mystic Square's extra ending, as planned, Yuuka received the ultimate magic. The author himself doesn't know exactly what is it.>It's definitely something moe. Moe~. You heard it from ZUN himself.Yuuka gained the power of MoeMoe~
All mommies wear aprons!
When I grow up, I want to be just like Yuuka.
>>11906152What a coincidence. So do I. I want to be raised by Yuuka to be like Yuuka.
>>11906345Who Yuuka here?
>>11905700True scotsman falicy
>>11906617I will be.
I want to fuck a mom.
>>11906785You can fuck me, if you want.
>>11906797Will you kiss me after I finish?
>>11906152I already failed in the big breats department and implants are not squishy as the real deal. I'll never be like Yuuka, why did you remind me?
Incestual cuddling with Yuuka
>>11906797are you a mommy?
the Oedipus complex in this thread is palpable. Were you guys even loved as children? You're all just really sad to be honest...
>>11906931My momma loves me lots.
>>11906931Just for that, I'm hugging my mother when she gets home.
>>11906931Thank you Mr. Psychology 101
>>11906928Do you think there are moms that post on /jp/?
>>11906928>>11906819Yes, I am! But I don't want to blogpost so that's all I'm going to say.
Would you suck mama's hard throbbing cock?
>>11907010Assuming you're not lying, how do these threads make you feel? Is it weird to you?
>>11907010Can I fuck your daughter? I'll be gentlemanly about it.
just fapped to some yuuka
>>11907035How do you know it's not a boy?
>>11907045I know it in my heart to be true.
>>11907032I hope I weird a /jp/ mom out with my perverted posts!
>>11907032It's just boys being boys, I think. It's very cute!>>11907035Sorry, I don't think she would like if I gave her to some stranger online, haha
How come I love these threads so much but my real mom is disgusting and mean?..
>>11907308you've created an idealized mother figure as a substitute for your cold and distant real mom, dude.
>>11907310>>11907312>>11907314I wanted to like this show because shota but it wasn't very good. Is the manga better?
>>11907308I come to these threads because when I'm feeling down, I like to read the posts and their silliness makes me cheer up.
>>11907314more koko pls
>>11903883you had me until the shit
Guys! I made my own flower pot for the spring out of clay, and now I'm going to paint it! After I fire it up I'm going to plant a flower for Yuuka.I think this will make her happy.
>>11907315You should watch Black Lagoon instead.It's pretty good and Roberta gets the /ss/ if that's your thing.Whole series is rife with femdom overtones too.
>>11907732I wanted to plant sunflowers for Yuuka once. I wasn't able to get any.
>>11908072Perhaps you could purchase one that has already grown a bit, from there on you can spread you flowers across the garden!
>>11907757Why does she have a drum magazine on a pistol? Who knows! It's Black Lagoon!
why is yandere yuuka so superior?
>>1190830410x the love.
>>11908304I like the Yuuka who punishes you to make you feel amazing more. http://exhentai.org/g/647311/d3bdeb0e21/
What's with you losers and these "mommies" threads? Weren't you love as a kid?
>>11908365Too much love, now they want to fuck their mommies.
>>11908383You mean mommy proxies. Their mommies are probably more like grannies.
Please do not sexualize Yuuka.
>>11908398My mommy is only 42!
>>11908365Or abused, or held to high standardsis it surprising that everyone on this site has mommy/daddy issues?
>>11908365I was, but my mother wasn't attractive, and my dad was the stay at home parentCan't I want an attractive mother who isn't afraid to teach me things as a boy? or make me a pretty girl and hooking me up with her friend's son
>>11909355>held to high standardsSounds like me, but how does this tie into my Oedipus complex?
Prodding Yuuka's jiggly chest!
>>11903466I like the idea of Yuuka not giving a shit about anybody or anything except for flowers, except as long as she needs to make them feel uncomfortable and unwanted.
>>11903941What the fuck is wrong with Yuuka's skeleton
>>11916254She doesn't have a skeleton, anon.
>>11908093Obviously because she shoots people with a pistol a lot. A lot.
>>11908365My parents were divorced and my mom was a whore that partied every weekend. I just want a real mom.