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11901277 No.11901277[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Kicking the bucket with jaypee!

>> No.11901289

One day i want to be brave enough to commit suicide

>> No.11901292

I'll kick your buckets

>> No.11901293

>>11901277
Me on the left.

>> No.11901296

Something I think I want to kill a girl just to see how it feels.

>> No.11901302

>>11901296
Would you kill a boy that looks like a girl?
I will only ever let another /jp/ kill me.

>> No.11901300
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Me at the /jp/ meetup

>> No.11901309

>>11901302
I've had thoughts about killing suicidal /jp/ers. I might like that too.

>> No.11901327
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That good feel when you use another /jp/sie as a counterweight. Just as your feet are about to hit the ground and your depression starts to sink in you feel yourself being lifted in to the most comfortable free floating weightlessness.by your newly found friend.
I love you /jp/!!

>> No.11901369

>>11901277
I always thought about killing myself but then I got a job, now I really want to

>> No.11901385

>>11901296
I want to kill someone who is nice/close to me just to see how it feels.

>> No.11901463

>>11901385
Would that be a lot different than just a cute girl do you think?

>> No.11901470

>>11901385
I imagine bitter remorse and wanting to take back what you did, crying and begging the person to come back after you've killed them.

Chance of suicide afterward.

I like the sound of these feelings, and the suicide, I might try this.

>> No.11901473

please can i just die

i dont want to kill myself, i want to die though

>> No.11901491

>>11901385
Maybe that's why no one is nice/close to you in the first place.

>> No.11901497

This is the edgiest thread full of edgy edgemasters this side of Edgeville.

>> No.11901504
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>>11901296
I want to be kill by cute girl

>> No.11901508

>>11901504
M please leave

>> No.11901511

>>11901504
Why doesn't someone just hit her with a chair?

>> No.11901517

>>11901511
You can see from the open doors that she just ran in the building; evidently no one had time to react.

>> No.11901520

>>11901504
ban knives

>> No.11901538
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>/jp/

>> No.11901570

>>11901470
This is what I would imagine would happen, too.

>> No.11901580

>>11901538
no thats not me you motherfucker

>> No.11901602

>>11901580
sorry

>> No.11901758

>>11901580
>>11901538
It's me though

>> No.11901764

>>11901520
Most mass stabbings aren't that fatal.

>> No.11901765

>>11901758
You're pretty cute.

>> No.11901769

>>11901764
They're all lying on the ground though.

>> No.11901779

URGH still three hours until my ban expires

oh by the way i was snooping around old classmates information online and one of their sisters died yesterday, i didn't think much of it until i saw a photo and the girl who died was really ugly and i remember her walking around at school alone :/ she prolly committed suicide

alright im out for now peace

>> No.11901776

>>11901769
That doesn't mean they are dead.

>> No.11901793

>>11901765
thanks dude

>> No.11901792

>>11901520
armed guards in every school
probably wouldn't work though since some of the guards would go crazy or get bribed or passed with a speech check

>> No.11901795

>>11901792
nice fallout reference man

>> No.11901798

>>11901779
I met a suicidal /jp/sie once online and she was smoking hot
I wish I was man enough to proposition her for sex

>> No.11901803
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Why do I get the feeling that /jp/ is all talk and doesn't even have a proper exit plan? You even know what side of the neck the knot is supposed to go on or the proper length of rope for your weight?

You nerds would probably just go to Home Depot and buy some shitty yellow nylon rope because you're poor and then tie up a faulty noose based on some random infographic you saved. Enjoy your drawn out, painful death from that.

Now this here, pic related, is the real deal. One inch thick, 𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒆 rope. It will function in all weather conditions and is assured to perform its job on time and on budget.

>> No.11901810

>>11901803
>Why do I get the feeling that /jp/ is all talk
because the ones who aren't posting in /jp/ anymore on account of being dead

>> No.11901805

>>11901803
I am going to dive into traffic when I truly cant handle the world anymore

>> No.11901806

>>11901798
Emily wasn't that great looking dude.

>> No.11901821

>>11901806
No!
She was cute and I wanted to impregnate her with my child!
Also that wasn't her name I think!

>> No.11901825

>>11901803
I bought barbiturates like 6 years ago to use and they're still tucked away in my closet.

>> No.11901827

When I leave I'm going to change my steam name to "sodoku" and leave a goodbye message to all my e-friends in the bio section of my profile.

>> No.11901837

>>11901821
how did you meet a cute suicidal jp girl
i want one all to myself to cuddle for the rest of my life

>> No.11901860

>>11901805
You probably won't die immediately, but only after you're rushed to the hospital.
Then you have to wait for the internal bleeding to finally end you, who knows how long that'll take.
If you somehow survive, you most likely won't be able to sue. You have a chance if you play your cards right and have enough luck (which means there were no witnesses).

But odds are if you dive into traffic you'll either die an agonizing death or be a cripple/vegetable for the rest of your miserable life.

>> No.11902153

>>11901504
That would feel soooo good to be stabbed by her.

>> No.11902230

>>11901769
And they'll be alive for hours

>> No.11902261

>/jp/

http://theync.com/suicide/asian-man-walks-in-front-of-moving-train.htm

>> No.11902366

>>11901803
My proper exit plan involves getting helium, an oven bag, some tubbing, and a special attachment to ensure proper helium flow for death.

I just hold back because of the empathy I feel towards the few people who would care if I died. I wish I was a sociopath. Some people have all the luck.

>> No.11902404

I wanna kill myself with a /jp/sie. Sadly, I think my zip gun will only hold together for one shot. Maybe they could just hold me

>> No.11902443

>>11901300
are her eyes open or closed

>> No.11902449

>>11901827
that sounds perfect

>> No.11902630

>>11902404
pics of zip gun please

>> No.11902663

I wanna blow all my remaining savings to travel some of the world together with some /jp/ before we romantically jump of a high cliff somewhere. You need to be cute though.

>> No.11902663,1 [INTERNAL] 

feel...

>> No.11902663,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11902663
feel when dream of mine cause i will never be a dancign cute loli or have a friend like sakura in real life other than talking to myself in the shower and before bed and when cooking myself breakfast fugggggg1

>> No.11902663,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11902663,2
you're seriously creepy and annoying, stop posting

>> No.11902663,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11902663,3
In the name of the lord jesus christo please do not bully

>> No.11902663,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11902663,4
that's it. gimme your lunch money nerd

>> No.11902663,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11902663,3
Aren't you that dickspamming subhuman, lay off him.

>> No.11902663,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11902663,6
That guy's not me. I haven't even made any posts in this thread aside from this one.

>> No.11902663,8 [INTERNAL] 

feel when still no cute gf to play ffxiv with and just alone playing games and crying and talkign to sakura even though shes not there

>> No.11902663,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11902663,8
fucking gross

>> No.11902663,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11902663,8
>cute

There's your problem. Get yourself a nice ugly GF.

>> No.11902663,11 [INTERNAL] 

can't wait to buy a ffxiv subscription lol

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