Did you come to /jp/ to see pictures of cute girls? Sorry... It's just Patchouli.

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Anonymous Sat Feb 15 17:23:31 2014 No.11900880 [Reply] [Original]

Did you come to /jp/ to see pictures of cute girls?

Sorry... It's just Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 17:27:45 2014 No.11900888 File: 338 KB, 500x705, 1380169008488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOSE WEIGHT

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 17:45:16 2014 No.11900916 File: 119 KB, 850x673, Patchy is thick!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11900888 Please don't bodyshame Patchy. She wouldn't do the same to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 17:48:00 2014 No.11900924 >>11900916 Being a tub of lard is shame enough, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 17:48:45 2014 No.11900923 >>11900888 She's not nearly as bad as Kaguya. >tfw NEET redirects to Kaguya on the wiki

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 17:50:45 2014 No.11900925 File: 73 KB, 768x1024, ぱちぇさん.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] even a fatchy can be quite patchy

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 17:53:00 2014 No.11900929 >>11900925 I hate everything about this artist's style. It all looks like something from a North Korean mural.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 18:03:15 2014 No.11900944 File: 353 KB, 597x1000, 41565515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy is a bit peeved!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 18:05:45 2014 No.11900950 >>11900929 I love the way he draws you dopey cunt. I want to have sex with all of his slutty drawings!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 18:15:18 2014 No.11900974 File: 628 KB, 1200x850, ...I can't stop staring!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11900944 She caught you staring at her feet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 18:24:48 2014 No.11900991 stinky pictures

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 18:27:51 2014 No.11900993 File: 397 KB, 1587x1200, 1392506857138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli-sama is very cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 18:28:35 2014 No.11900995 >>11900991 These two certainly are: >>11900974 >>11900993

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 18:32:35 2014 No.11900998 File: 59 KB, 799x598, patchy teaching.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli is a teacher.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 18:36:05 2014 No.11901005 >>11900998 Is that porn?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 18:37:50 2014 No.11901006 File: 46 KB, 600x687, patchy reading.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901005 Well, she's barefoot, so it's as lewd as a porn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 18:47:21 2014 No.11901021 File: 22 KB, 266x400, 1287443529168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901006

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 19:00:21 2014 No.11901041 File: 81 KB, 637x725, Patchy flash.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy strikes me as a girl who can be bullied into doing things that she would not want to do. Please don't make Patchy do lewd things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 19:04:22 2014 No.11901045 >>11900950 Please do not use the word cunt. It is offensive to women.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 19:04:37 2014 No.11901046 File: 185 KB, 880x900, 1392509067566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901041 Hey you! Don't bully the 'Chouli!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 19:08:08 2014 No.11901050 File: 262 KB, 585x1098, Patchy has HIPS!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901045 Patchouli has a cunt because she is a girl. She also has hips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 19:13:08 2014 No.11901061 File: 111 KB, 626x793, 1392509630140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901050 Tight, hairless, hasn't had much use besides masturbating to her porno manga. Oh, and she also piles on the layers to hide her delicious flat chest.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Feb 15 19:14:37 2014 No.11901063
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Indeed I came to see pictures of cute girls, but pictures of beautiful girls are equally great.

>>11901041
I'll make her show me her belly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 19:19:39 2014 No.11901076 File: 87 KB, 207x350, theresalimit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901063

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 19:31:09 2014 No.11901099 >>11901041 >doing things that she would not want to do. You're so, so naive anon. You're probably thinking that quiet girls are timid and not proactive don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 19:32:39 2014 No.11901100 >>11901076 How long have you been waiting to post that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 19:40:24 2014 No.11901113 File: 634 KB, 1000x960, 11289333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy, like /jp/, is unaccustomed to human touch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 20:06:10 2014 No.11901155 File: 1.71 MB, 1332x2000, 1348197633980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi Pat-chan! How was your day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 20:32:12 2014 No.11901191 >>11901155 Patchouli-san... Please close your legs, and wear something less revealing. You're making my virginity nervous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 20:50:43 2014 No.11901220 >>11901155 i really hope this is from a porn and that i can find the source for it

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 21:10:13 2014 No.11901245 >>11901220 that's how usual comiket-cosplayers dress up. because of their sluttiness they aren't allowed to leave the comiket area in their cosplay anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 21:15:59 2014 No.11901252 >>11901061 >delicious flat chest >implying various things

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 21:18:00 2014 No.11901255 >>11901245 is that really true? there is probably a gallery of this cosplayer then

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 21:19:45 2014 No.11901257 >>11901006 >implying my patche would have such dirty feet

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 21:20:45 2014 No.11901258 >>11901050 >She also has hips. apparently ones that move on their own

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 21:22:15 2014 No.11901260 >>11901155 >patchy >tan lines This really rustles my jimmies

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 21:25:15 2014 No.11901265 >>11901258 You mean yours cant move on their own?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 22:16:32 2014 No.11901336 >>11901155 oh god what. no wonder you guys hate 3d

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 22:21:17 2014 No.11901348 File: 94 KB, 534x712, Patchouli is a whore!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901336 I think she is pretty. That being said, if you value your virginity then you'd better run, because she is going to steal it from you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 22:41:47 2014 No.11901397 File: 251 KB, 600x871, 1378022775867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The quality of Patchy threads lately frustrates me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 22:45:17 2014 No.11901406 File: 261 KB, 600x820, 2475515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901397 I blame the lack of trill verse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 22:52:17 2014 No.11901433 File: 812 KB, 500x500, _n0va6l9yeE1r5giaio1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 22:52:17 2014 No.11901435 >>11901348 I'll steal your virgin ass bend over for me boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 01:26:00 2014 No.11901768 File: 1.25 MB, 750x1100, 1355025222927.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901406 I don't know what that is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 01:34:30 2014 No.11901791 File: 21 KB, 145x341, 1389855901072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901258 I hate posting reaction images just to post reaction images, but this is too perfect to let be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 03:01:17 2014 No.11902143 File: 626 KB, 1032x1457, 1392537670196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901050 >hips Hipchouli is the best!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 03:53:21 2014 No.11902236 >>11902143 Urgh. That doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 03:54:21 2014 No.11902238 File: 490 KB, 1032x1457, 1392540858466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 03:54:36 2014 No.11902239 >>11902236 Doujin plus shi

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 03:54:51 2014 No.11902240 >>11902236 What? Don't you like Beefchouli?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 04:01:51 2014 No.11902250 File: 241 KB, 650x650, gulp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11902240 To an extent, but I don't like her getting raped forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 04:30:36 2014 No.11902295 >>11902238 It's like that thing where the guy jumps ship into a shark's mouth. >>11902240 I do but what this guy said >>11902250

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 04:37:21 2014 No.11902305 >>11902250 What is that thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 04:42:21 2014 No.11902319 >>11902250 I'd like to rape her forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 05:09:26 2014 No.11902372 File: 314 KB, 800x987, 30812635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11902305 Some beast that just swallowed Patchy. >>11902319 Don't. She'll die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 05:13:11 2014 No.11902384 >>11901768 Dope rhymes that make you feel some type of way

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 05:15:41 2014 No.11902388 >>11902372 >She'll die. It'll be really hot for the first couple of days afterwards. When she starts rotting into a scary zombie I'd probs like to stop...

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 05:15:56 2014 No.11902389 File: 424 KB, 671x1000, let's color patchy!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11902384 So, poetry? I don't think /jp/ has the linguistic skill for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 05:17:26 2014 No.11902393 File: 347 KB, 539x750, no.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11902388 But she'd still be dead. Forbidden.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 05:20:41 2014 No.11902401 >>11902393 Maybe if she became a zombie and we stored her in a cold room? But then all the semen I'd pump into her would warm her genitals and they'd rot...

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 05:22:41 2014 No.11902407 File: 1.29 MB, 909x1060, 1392546158143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11902401

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 05:47:27 2014 No.11902450 >>11902401 >beautiful pale zombie patchu with a black, slimy, slippery mass at her crotch Why, oh why aren't there any zombie Patchu pics of pixiv?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 09:20:15 2014 No.11902737 >>11900998 What is she writing? Can somebody translate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 10:59:00 2014 No.11902840 Patchouli is a girl!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 11:04:16 2014 No.11902850 Patchouli used to be my favorite Touhou, but the fanbase pretty much ruined her for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 11:28:45 2014 No.11902892 >>11902840 Patchouli is dead!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 11:46:03 2014 No.11902915 >>11902840 No shit Sherlock! Is not like there's much variety in term of chromosomes among 2hus

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 11:54:02 2014 No.11902926 >>11902915 >XX >XXX Any others?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 12:11:18 2014 No.11902950 File: 51 KB, 469x453, patchyisdead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11902892 >Patchouli is dead!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 12:12:03 2014 No.11902952 File: 73 KB, 528x494, Patchy reading.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901348 She's not, and even if she was Patchouli is the furthest thing from a slut. She's still virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 12:16:03 2014 No.11902961 >>11902892 But who killed her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 12:17:03 2014 No.11902964 >>11902952 >patchu a virgin Maybe in her urethra or nostils or something. Her mouth, vagina and anus are so distended that an asian dick can't even get off on her. >>11902961 The /jp/ killer!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 12:34:48 2014 No.11902977 File: 80 KB, 594x542, patchouliloneliness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11902961 You did. You ignored her for too long.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 12:56:18 2014 No.11903010 File: 96 KB, 474x826, 1374978413257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11902389 don't make me school you bruv

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:00:03 2014 No.11903020 >>11902977 What music does Patchy want played at her funeral?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:03:03 2014 No.11903026 File: 20 KB, 600x600, 31812465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11903020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QdrkqqJ5Sg

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:03:18 2014 No.11903023 >>11903020 See >>11903010

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:08:49 2014 No.11903032 >>11903010 >>11903023 >>11903026 Patchy seems to sophisticated to like rap. Why does she like it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:12:03 2014 No.11903041 >>11901061 >she also piles on the layers I read that as layers of fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:12:48 2014 No.11903040 File: 48 KB, 386x454, 1368630723487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11903026 I've always noticed that /jp/sies have the best taste in hip hop Anyone have any recommendations? Early to mid 90's preferred, but I'm open for all

Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:15:03 2014 No.11903048
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>>11903032
rap can be sophisticated
but of course not all rap is

but maybe its supposed "lack of sophistication" is why Patchy may like it or be drawn to it. Or why artists tend to pair her with an admiration for it, a cute juxtaposition to her normal "bookish" self

Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:16:34 2014 No.11903051

>>11903032
>Patchy seems to sophisticated to like rap.
Rapping is just another form of poetry; taken seriously, it can convey complex emotions through intelligent wordplay and creative use of working class slang/criminal argot on a level that is almost without peer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:17:48 2014 No.11903053 >>11903026 >MC Breed & DFC >Ichiban Records

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:18:48 2014 No.11903056 >>11903048 >>11903051 Fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:40:54 2014 No.11903080 File: 32 KB, 630x364, patchouli glance_4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901257 >Shading from the angle >Dirty feet

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:44:09 2014 No.11903084 File: 719 KB, 2952x4169, 1327591952315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy's feet probably rarely touch the ground, as she could just levitate everywhere So they'd probably be very clean

Anonymous Sun Feb 16 13:47:54 2014 No.11903089
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>>11903056
No prob

I also forgot to add that many weebs (such as myself, I must admit) are originally drawn into hip hop by artists that heavily borrow from east asian pop culture

give your average NEET a full set of wu-tang LPs and within months he'll be tagging abandoned buildings with cute anime girls.

>>11903053
you don't know the half of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_8ebzoPm9k

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 14:06:39 2014 No.11903109 >>11903089 I've never understood the fixation upon stylized, inflated text. Bold enough to deface a civic space, though paradoxically servile in passively reproducing a vapid aesthetic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 14:07:39 2014 No.11903110 File: 283 KB, 640x480, 1329095171033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11903109

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 14:09:42 2014 No.11903111 File: 438 KB, 768x1024, 1329098347763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Grafchouli Knowledge

Anonymous Sun Feb 16 14:48:12 2014 No.11903145
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>>11903109
>Bold enough to deface a civic space, though paradoxically servile in passively reproducing a vapid aesthetic.
That's kind of the point. The aim is to fill in as much space with as little time/effort (since what is being done needs to be done quickly)

Kind of like danmaku, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 14:49:27 2014 No.11903146 >>11902850 You shouldn't be so impressionable.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 15:37:58 2014 No.11903212 >>11903109 yeah and you cant even read any of the shit they put on there i mean i would think you would want people to be able to read and understand what you took the time and dedication put on

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 15:38:57 2014 No.11903214 File: 46 KB, 241x197, 1374066189259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pass the rock パチェ!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 15:59:12 2014 No.11903258 >>11902850 This sentiment can reasonably be extended to every canonically existing touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:03:57 2014 No.11903269 File: 59 KB, 500x500, 1392584616859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11903178 Why is Patchouli so commonly associated with tentacles?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:06:43 2014 No.11903278 >>11903269 People think she is the most likely to accidentally summon tentacle monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:07:12 2014 No.11903284 File: 123 KB, 488x488, 1382300265764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11903278 But she's such a capable mage. How would she make such a mistake?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:10:57 2014 No.11903290 >>11903284 Because people's boners demand it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:10:57 2014 No.11903292 >>11903278 "Accidentally"

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:11:43 2014 No.11903295 >>11901113 I want to tickle Patchy! It would be cute to watch her fave go from embarrassed and awkward to laughing! I'd steer clear from her breasts and pubic reasons though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:13:42 2014 No.11903299 File: 210 KB, 607x849, 1392585214311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11903295 Her lungs are weak, please don't make her laugh so hard.

Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:20:42 2014 No.11903321

>>11902840
Yeah... She has breasts, a vagina and ovaries. If you cum inside of Patchy, she could wind up being pregnant. Then her breasts would swell up and get stretched to the max with tasty, nutritious milk for baby. I want to raise a baby with Patchy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:23:57 2014 No.11903336 >>11903084 I hope she keeps them unwashed enough to be a little smelly. I'd love to smell Patchy's feet if they smelled like skin cream mixed with a bit of her own sweat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:26:27 2014 No.11903345 >>11903111 LEWD!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:29:18 2014 No.11903358 >>11903336 Since her feet rarely get dirty, she probably rarely washes them. Sweat would probably be the only thing present, and a lack of washing would make them smell a bit.

Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:29:33 2014 No.11903360

>>11903212
Also interpretable as a purposeful stylistic device. Where the public space represents a state fabricated narrative or ethos, the incomprehensible scrawlings can be understood as an individual's open rejection of cultural and social dominion. A celebration of the idiosyncrasies, values and immiscible nature of the disillusioned individual.

This fucking nonsense I assure you, would pass for some profound postmodern insight 30-40 years ago. I can't read any form of art criticism without immediately conjuring an image of a child slurring together ideational garbage on their deviantart account.

Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:30:48 2014 No.11903364
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>>11903299
I want to tickle Patchouli until she laughs so hard that she has a mild asthma attack. I'd hold the inhaler in her mouth for and pat her back, as she breaths in and out, occasionally still chuckling. My other hand would be holding hers and she would be leaning on my shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:35:33 2014 No.11903378 >>11903284 Maybe she wants to get her pussy, anus and mouth ravaged by tentacles. Food for thought.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:48:03 2014 No.11903626 >>11903364 People don't like it when you force them to have an asthma attack. I would know. She'd probably set you on fire for doing that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 18:02:03 2014 No.11903676 >>11902372 She could have probably used her magic to escape the only reason she didn't is because she liked it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 18:08:38 2014 No.11903696 >>11903358 Do you think she'd let me rub my face on them?

Anonymous Sun Feb 16 18:11:23 2014 No.11903706

>>11903696
Yeah, but it would make her very flustered.

Then again... If Patchy is uncomfortable with naked sexual activities, she may like that fact that she can tun you on with just her feet. If she really likes you, she would even go out of her way to make them extra sweaty and disgusting for you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 18:30:08 2014 No.11903778 >>11903026 /jp/ confirmed for good taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 19:44:53 2014 No.11903976 File: 2.01 MB, 1480x2071, the victim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11903378 >>11903676 I somehow doubt that's the case.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 19:50:38 2014 No.11903987 >>11903976 what's your hypothesis then turbo nerd?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 20:05:23 2014 No.11904021 File: 2.44 MB, 1800x2200, 1390666962929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli is a good girl. She just wants to seek out knowledge. Also, she helped save Gensokyo during the hot springs incident.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 20:14:01 2014 No.11904039 Does Patchmo still have her ass virginity?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 20:45:33 2014 No.11904084 >>11901252 heh, nice memeage ;-]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 20:49:48 2014 No.11904089 >>11900923 i did this to confirm, fuck yea

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 21:06:03 2014 No.11904125 File: 92 KB, 500x661, 1392602813651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11904021 Knowledge is her middle name!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 21:13:20 2014 No.11904132 >>11904125 I'm pretty sure Knowledge is her last name!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 21:14:20 2014 No.11904133 File: 866 KB, 1015x1505, 1381200011695.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11904132 ...well it's her middle name too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 22:18:20 2014 No.11904184 File: 583 KB, 800x900, 41440689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 23:00:40 2014 No.11904242 Mutilating Patchouli's vagina!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 23:00:40 2014 No.11904243 File: 94 KB, 445x353, 1455151515122.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11904133 Patchouli Knowledge knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 23:09:11 2014 No.11904260 File: 87 KB, 566x800, patchouli go away.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11904243 Eh. Maybe not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 01:00:15 2014 No.11904470 >>11904243 A.k.a "Yung Patcheezy"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 01:17:15 2014 No.11904492 File: 878 KB, 981x1378, patchy bunny1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It doesn't fit...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 01:35:05 2014 No.11904511 >>11904492 I guess I could consider Patchy a..."hippie"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:30:54 2014 No.11904621 >>11904242 Don't remind me of that doujinshi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:56:10 2014 No.11904658 File: 93 KB, 338x576, 04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11904621 Should I ask?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 03:25:25 2014 No.11904713 >>11904621 Please introduce it to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:13:02 2014 No.11904917 File: 92 KB, 529x600, 1170588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy is small

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:29:03 2014 No.11904946 File: 549 KB, 1200x1200, 33647075_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of games would you play on you GameChouli?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:53:47 2014 No.11905001 File: 392 KB, 800x800, 1392634411871.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does Patchouli wear those clothes so she can just fall asleep wherever?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:56:47 2014 No.11905005 >>11904946 Visual novels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 06:06:47 2014 No.11905025 File: 1010 KB, 1280x1024, 1365306490270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli is baking cookies! Are they good?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 06:15:48 2014 No.11905041 >>11904946 Eroge

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 06:27:02 2014 No.11905060 >>11905025 but those are muffins !!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:12:36 2014 No.11905142 >>11905025 I'd eat her cookie, if you get what I'm saying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:33:21 2014 No.11905153 File: 120 KB, 512x384, 1392640393513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of a mother would Patchouli be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:34:20 2014 No.11905154 >>11905153 A bad mother. She will die during the birth for sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:35:06 2014 No.11905155 File: 1.66 MB, 1500x1600, 1390317093395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11905153 You're about to find out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:39:50 2014 No.11905166 >>11905153 Since Patchouli is the sick girl of this story, she will die during birth for the sake of cheap drama. Unless you made the right choices in which case she survives for some reason. It will still look like she's dying at first though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:40:50 2014 No.11905169 File: 97 KB, 500x625, 1365762169374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11905153 Baby patchy reading out loud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:48:20 2014 No.11905184 >>11905153 A dead one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 09:13:14 2014 No.11905295 Test.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 09:43:29 2014 No.11905332 How do I tell Patchy that I love her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 09:46:44 2014 No.11905335 File: 581 KB, 1000x800, 1277341676432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11905332 She'd be really embarrassed

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 11:47:36 2014 No.11905553 File: 196 KB, 804x584, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 11:52:22 2014 No.11905560 File: 175 KB, 850x850, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pocket Patchouli

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 11:53:08 2014 No.11905566 File: 340 KB, 813x1181, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 11:57:37 2014 No.11905577 File: 217 KB, 511x854, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 11:58:52 2014 No.11905580 File: 243 KB, 500x500, 1392656309323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11905153 No idea, i would help her a lot Also she has Koakuma

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 14:12:15 2014 No.11905884 >>11905332 Lick her butthole, of course!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 18:26:14 2014 No.11906444 I don't even have a foot fetish but I can't stop masturbating to Patchouli's feet

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 20:19:35 2014 No.11906656 >>11905577 What's the problem with that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 20:20:51 2014 No.11906658 >>11906444 What is it about them? Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 22:34:57 2014 No.11906877 File: 459 KB, 850x602, Patchy's feet are so CUTE!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11906658 They're cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 22:46:28 2014 No.11906892 >>11906877 But what makes them different from other feet? Since I have a foot fetish I can go in depth with reasons but you claim you don't have one. So what about Patchy's are so different? Unless, you DO have a fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 22:49:43 2014 No.11906896 >>11906658 They give off pheromones that cause the prostate to vibrate uncontrollably, leading to drooling orgasms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 22:51:13 2014 No.11906901 >>11906896 Do all Touhous' feet do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 23:19:01 2014 No.11906938 >>11906901 Patchy's the most, because her feet give off lots of stinky pheromones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 05:15:53 2014 No.11907459 File: 1.32 MB, 1600x1200, 1392718544327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why doesn't Patchouli have a pet cat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 07:58:48 2014 No.11907686 >>11907459 Because she already has a fat pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 09:25:21 2014 No.11907862 File: 486 KB, 475x347, 1380368644132.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11907686

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 20:57:50 2014 No.11911029 File: 577 KB, 1890x2000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 20:58:05 2014 No.11911030 File: 599 KB, 1207x1468, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 13:36:35 2014 No.11914251 >>11903358 >>11903336 Sweat actually doesn't smell of anything. What you are smelling is dead bacteria that pile up and are usually washed away along with sweatdrops.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 13:41:35 2014 No.11914257 >>11914251 Pedantry

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 13:46:35 2014 No.11914266 File: 1.64 MB, 1050x800, skeleton_popping_out.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11907862

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 16:43:02 2014 No.11916659 File: 197 KB, 1000x1200, Big plump Patchy1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy has sleep apnea, bad cholesterol, and extremely high blood pressure!

Anonymous Sat Feb 22 16:56:16 2014 No.11916677
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>>11916659
Patchouli is a youkai witch. She canonically doesn't need to eat at all. She has a healthy chest, hips, and butt because she is a westerner, but it is otherwise trim and lean.

Besides, Patchouli is the sort of girl who would forget to eat because she's reading a really engaging book.

Anonymous Sat Feb 22 17:13:23 2014 No.11916709
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>>11916677
Yeah, she doesn't NEED to eat, but she might want to. Tasty cakes and sweet things are tasty, and if you eat enough, you become diabetic and fat, ust like Patchy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 17:14:53 2014 No.11916712 >>11916677 What is she holding in her left hand?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 17:15:53 2014 No.11916713 >>11916712 a lollipop in a wrapper.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 18:01:25 2014 No.11916764 File: 264 KB, 440x440, cs_sour_warheads.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11916712 Warhead

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 18:29:40 2014 No.11916800 >>11916712 A ringworm sample in a plastic wrapper..

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 00:04:17 2014 No.11917314 >>11916712 A condom because she wants to have sex with you1

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 01:25:06 2014 No.11917457 >>11917314 Fuck you dude Patchouli is not something to just be defiled.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 16:35:51 2014 No.11919063 >>11916659 Patchy's gonna have two bypass surgeries and a heart attack in her youth!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 16:46:21 2014 No.11919094 Patchouli's surname is really uninspired.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 17:37:40 2014 No.11919203 >>11919094 just like your life

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 25 01:05:05 2014 No.11922845 >>11919203 owned

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 25 01:28:50 2014 No.11922871 >>11916659 >sleep apnea that's how Pimp C died

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 25 01:57:05 2014 No.11922909 File: 139 KB, 1350x1055, 39896987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 25 02:07:20 2014 No.11922935 File: 1.05 MB, 4000x3000, deadchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy is dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 25 02:41:21 2014 No.11922988 >>11922935 No...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 25 03:42:10 2014 No.11923068 File: 19 KB, 315x370, 1393317774030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11919203 >>11922845

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 25 09:43:45 2014 No.11923590 File: 326 KB, 900x900, 1380388777124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11922935 >deadchouli

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 25 19:30:35 2014 No.11924863 File: 51 KB, 443x600, petrosyan_eugene_vaganovich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11907686

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 26 23:18:12 2014 No.11928160 File: 250 KB, 600x848, 1335738708590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you subscribe to Patchouli's blog? It's an ordinary account of the everyday lives of girls in the library,

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 26 23:41:12 2014 No.11928193 File: 35 KB, 300x300, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Listen to all the remixes of Locked Girl I have >Come to /jp/ to see what's up >Patchy thread >mfw

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 26 23:42:12 2014 No.11928195 >>11928193 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 26 23:46:17 2014 No.11928203 File: 94 KB, 292x981, ss (2014-02-27 at 05.45.17).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11928195 Nobody Are you ⑨? It's what I experienced just now >Pic Related, that's my playlist

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 26 23:48:18 2014 No.11928207 >>11928203 >How do I quote somebody? >To quote a portion of text, simply place a pointer (">") in front of the text you wish to highlight (ex. ">This is a quote"). I'm quoting the FAQ page, who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 26 23:51:02 2014 No.11928212 File: 55 KB, 381x378, 1380744343421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11928207 >Greentext >Exclusive to Quoting someone >Ever >On any board Hello newfriend, this is 4chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 26 23:54:47 2014 No.11928215 >>11928212 /jp/ runs a separatist government. Think Taiwan to China. 4chan precedents do not apply.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 26 23:56:47 2014 No.11928218 File: 27 KB, 750x816, 15a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11928215

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 00:03:17 2014 No.11928227 >>11928195 >>11928215 Just so you know, >Who are you quoting? is shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 00:05:02 2014 No.11928231 File: 216 KB, 500x500, 1365946273317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11928227 This and that are not related.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 00:09:55 2014 No.11928239 >>11902952 She's a hundred years old, chances are she's had at least a dozen dicks in her.

Anonymous Thu Feb 27 00:30:20 2014 No.11928260
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>>11928239
Not necessarily. I'm 30 and I haven't even had one.

Also, in America people who stay indoors all the time get fat. In other areas of the world this is not always the case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 00:31:20 2014 No.11928263 >>11928260 i bet ur pussy stinks

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 00:34:35 2014 No.11928266 File: 150 KB, 520x463, 1337715464657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11928239 She doesn't even know what sex is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 00:37:50 2014 No.11928267 File: 366 KB, 1000x1000, 1371937559855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 00:39:36 2014 No.11928269 >>11928266 Pachu is psychic, answering the question before it was asked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 00:42:35 2014 No.11928274 >>11928269 Patchy also makes people read panels the wrong way

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 00:49:35 2014 No.11928282 >>11928260 She's also a wizard. Practitioners of magic are known to be more sexually promiscuous. How many virgin Wiccans do you know?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 00:51:06 2014 No.11928285 >>11928282 I don't know any Wiccans, because most people stop believing that stuff after they hit adulthood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 00:54:21 2014 No.11928289 >>11905560 I'll take all you have in stock, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 06:23:18 2014 No.11928789 >>11928160 Yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 06:25:19 2014 No.11928793 File: 27 KB, 697x325, jp a shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11928195 >>11928207

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 06:26:04 2014 No.11928801 File: 37 KB, 372x107, whc pst u qut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11928793 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 06:29:49 2014 No.11928810 >>11928801 An idiot on /jp/. Nothing new. Maybe I should've 'quoted' him.

Anonymous Thu Feb 27 07:41:54 2014 No.11928916

>>11900880
No, I come here to get angry that all Fanfiction and CYOA moved to THP.org, then /tg/ came and shat over everything with HFY garbage and crossovers.

I also come here to vent my anger at the sheer staleness that is most of the the new touhou games past 12 for their breaking of order and comformity, catering to fads, and Mobile phone filler music.

Seriously, every track ZUN made up to 12 was basically like Michiru yamae busting out themes like bloody tears and Aquarius and an empty tome, but now It's like I'm getting garbage like Silence of the daylight and other placerholder crap.

I also come here to raise my sithering hatred for the rising number of CDing JP traps that are popping up on Xvideos and Fc2 liek a plague, indicating Kikes have finally gained a stronghold in nippon.

Fuck this gay board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 08:00:25 2014 No.11928930 >>11928916 I come here everyday hoping that this board gets invaded by a huge amount of real qt3.14 oujou-samas looking for /jp/sies that can be dominated. Being the toy/butler/slave of such a classy girl surely is the best way to live.

Anonymous Thu Feb 27 08:06:55 2014 No.11928937
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What does she read in the library of the Scarlet Mansion all the time?

Y-you don't think she could be reading t-those stories about two b-b-boys who, who l-l-lo... -veeachother, do you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 08:10:40 2014 No.11928944 >>11928937 jesus christ go fucking die

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 08:12:55 2014 No.11928950 File: 147 KB, 1063x1371, 061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11928944

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 08:14:25 2014 No.11928952 >>11928937 Innocence is only cute when it comes from people who are actually innocent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 09:42:31 2014 No.11929074 >>11928952 see >>11928950

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 10:02:01 2014 No.11929107 >>11928937 I'd let her read my book if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 10:22:33 2014 No.11929146 File: 220 KB, 800x600, 1393514536519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11928937 She's a hundred years old magician with a very bad health, do you really think that she has time for such filth?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 18:06:11 2014 No.11929999 >>11901336 c-c-can this even be called cosplay at this point? I'll save the rant for /cgl/ but seriously

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