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They're my eggs.

>> No.11900218 [SPOILER] 
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Why are touhous so sexual?

>> No.11900391

I wanna watch the crowhus lay eggs

>> No.11900812

rofl

>> No.11900858

>>11900391

I want to father their eggs.

>> No.11908769
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i want hatate to berate me.

>> No.11908791

I just had a thought. If they had a fertilized egg you could torment them if you somehow tied them up and started doing things with the egg. Like tossing it up in the air and catching it, flicking the egg, picking at the egg, etc or downright smashing it in front of them.

>> No.11908805

>>11908791
I want to be a girl and have that done to me with my baby.

>> No.11908810

>>11908791
Omelette anyone?

>> No.11908813
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>>11908810
edible eggs aren't fertilized.

Also the theft of a tengu egg is a big deal.

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>>11908813
Fertilized eggs are edible, too. See balut.

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>>11908815
>balut
I was talking about the civilized world. Obviously in the phillipines you'd eat whatever you can get.

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>want impregnation/birth doujins with Aya, Okuu, Mystia, etc.
>the girls are almost identical to the human body, yet people insist they will bear eggs instead of fetuses
>and I would prefer the latter

>> No.11908834

>>11908826
You want to see the actual fetus inside the womb? Or just a human shaped baby right after birth?

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>>11908826
You are not alone.

Eggs being birthed from vaginas is weird.
Tengus are mammals, they should have live births.
They have breasts and hair, which points towards live births.
And don't start with the cloaca shit. That's gross. Tengus have butts, so no cloaca for them. And there are other bird touhous like Okuu and Mystia. They should have live births too.

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>>11908820
Bitch, how dare you. Balut is a delicacy, you uncultured swine. It tastes especially good with Mang Tomas.

>> No.11908840

>>11908835
Someone understands!
This is the highlight of my day.

>> No.11908841

>>11908835
There are mammals that lay eggs, nerd.

>> No.11908843

>>11908841
Only two.

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You guys are missing the point. Its about how cute their children are, not how they are born.

>> No.11908853

>>11908845
I prefer when things go more against nature.

Crosspieces and abominations. It's why incest is so hot too, it's the chance of things going wrong and crossing that taboo.

>> No.11908854

>>11908845
Why did you post a picture of Okuu and her creature spawn then?

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>>11908826
>>11908834
>>11908840
>>11908841
Tengu laying eggs is canon.

Have you losers even read a single manga?

>> No.11908887

>>11908881
Nothing in Touhou is canon unless I want to. Or Zun does it.

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Tengu do not lay eggs. You're not going to convince me otherwise.

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>>11908894
Tengu lay eggs in Japanese mythology. They lay eggs in an official Touhou manga. They lay eggs.

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>>11908901
LALALA NO EGGS LALALA SCREW YOU LALALALA

>> No.11908912

>>11908901
That doesn't look like it would belong to her.

>> No.11908916

>>11908901
According to some letter some tengu wrote. I don't believe it. I won't believe it!

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>>11908912
Too big? I don't know how it works either, just that they are born from giant eggs. Seems like it'd be too hard for a body like Aya's.

>> No.11908932

>>11908924
Youkai are durable. She'll be fine.

>> No.11909047

>>11908881


i personally find the idea of a cute girl laying eggs highly erotic.

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>>11908907
Whoops, canon.

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Also Chen probably lays them too?

>> No.11909149

>>11908805
You're in luck.
http://exhentai.org/g/661351/6bb61b2e71/

>> No.11909163

>>11909149
Thanks, that was pretty hot. I wish they tortured her a bit more with it instead of flat out killing it right away though.

>> No.11909168

>>11909081
What's Miyama?

>> No.11909172

>>11909163
so edgy

>> No.11909176

>>11909172
I said I wanted to be the Reisen in that situation, how is that edgy?

>> No.11909181

>>11909176
You sound like an emo teenager.

>> No.11910445

>>11909172
>>11909181
Language degeneration demonstrated.

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>>11910445
Huh?

>> No.11910469

>>11908912

aya is very stretchy

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>>11910469
She's flexable, but not like that.

>> No.11910487

>>11908838
>hispanic people
>culture
Pick ONE.

They're culture-destroying Catholic barbarians.

>ooh listen to our Latin jazz!
>check out this Latin pizza!
>don't you love our Latin couture?

Hispanics' ideas of "culture" is to take something created by another race, make it as ugly and garish as possible, then prepend the word "Latin" to it.

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