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>mom doesnt let me take it easy asking me to get a job
>takes away my laptop and internet
>get really angry and play dead on the floor of my room for two days and go on hunger strike
>she starts crying, finally gives me my computer back
>take a shower and when i get out there is a freshly cooked meal on the desk in my room

now i'll take it turbo easy, my NEET spirit cannot be broken

>> No.11898927

You are an inspiration to NEETs everywhere

>> No.11898928

i went to fucking dunkin donuts two days in a row and they were out of boston cream donuts

i went on the third day to a different dunkin donuts and they were out as well

today when i went the guy was just making them so i finally got my fucking donut

>> No.11898930

>>11898928
Tell me more.

>> No.11898931

>>11898920
>subtitle
So.. it was a Hungary strike?

>> No.11898937

>>11898928
did u c ne lolis? ;)

>> No.11898939

OP stole my story, bastard!
You think I would not be on /jp/ right now? well you are wrong.

>> No.11898949
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11898949

I asked my mother for a video game for Christmas, but when Christmas came she did not buy it for me. I was filled with such rage that I knocked the Christmas tree over, that should show her.

>> No.11898963

>>11898937
Actually, yes. The Dunkin Donuts is right next to a frozen yogurt shop and as I was riding into the parking lot a loli on her bike was looking at me. She had a helmet on and a skirt and she was cute.

And then I saw one waiting for the bus.

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>>11898949
Anzu isn't a NEET.

>> No.11898975

>Sitting on /jp/
>"Morecambe! Morecambe!"
>"What the fuck do you want, mom?"
>"We need to buy some medicine for your grandma, so we won't be able to buy you an aneemay doll this month, okay?"
>"...what the fuck did you just say?"
>"Morecambe, I..."
>"YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM."
>"Moreca-"
>"I HOPE YOU DIE."
>"Son, plea-"
>"I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF."
>She bursts into treats
>"Okay Morecambe...we'll buy you a mango doll..."

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