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The bigger they are, the harder they fall!

>> No.11898728

My dick is soft and small

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>>11898736
>>11898718
gotta love some big ones

>> No.11898843

>>11898718
In love?

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>>11898843
I want Yuugi to fall in love with me but I know she wouldn't be satisfied with my small penis.

>> No.11898854

>>11898852
Would any non-human 2hu ever fall in love with a human, let alone /jp/?

>> No.11898860

>>11898854
the human and half human ones, and the inchling. Maybe the Yamabiko and the Umbrella one.

>> No.11898862

>>11898860
I want to marry the yamabiko scum

>> No.11898864

>>11898854
Maybe with a human, definitely not with /jp/.

>> No.11898878

>>11898854

Probably not. I want to keep dreaming about being Yuugi's valentine, though.

>> No.11898919

>>11898862
>yamabiko
Yamabiko were once a common youkai that lived on every mountain. When the rumors within the humans of the village created a natural explanation for the voices of the yamabiko, many humans had stopped shouting at the mountains. This resulted in the death of many yamabiko and their population continues to decline, threatening their species to a natural extinction.[1]

Yamabiko are the only youkai in Gensokyo who are known to be threatened to extinction due to reason of the natural world. Although, because the health of their population was never stated, it is not known to what extent their numbers had dropped to or the rate at which they're continuing to drop.[1]

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>>11898862
please don't mistreat the yamabiko scum

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>>11898862
>>11899190
Stop calling her scum!

>> No.11899532

>>11899193
Trash doesn't have as good of a ring to it, though.

>> No.11900120

>>11898854
>Would any non-human 2hu ever fall in love with a human
I'm sure youkai and gods can fall for humans, after all Rinnosuke and Sanae exist.
>let alone /jp/?
Abandon all hope.

>> No.11900134

>>11898854
a 2-hu would love a /jp/ because a /jp/ is so huggable and cute and he knows how to take it easily, so he will help 2-hu deal with the stress of the world.

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>>11900120
Well, vampires (Remilia, Flandre), yuki onnas (Letty. Cirno?), demons/oni (Yuugi, Suika, Koakuma), Mermaids (Wakasagihime) have, either on literature or folklore, had relationships with humans.

If anyone would like to expand on this list, go ahead.

>> No.11900261

>>11898718
I'm going to learn how to program, so i can make a touhou DOA-like fighting game.
With tits and stuff.

>> No.11900272

>>11900233
You forgot kitsune. Just hope Ran isn't secretly korean.

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>>11898718
The bigger they are, the harder I hit!

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>>11898852
let's be honest, there's not a human alive that could satisfy yuugi

>> No.11900408

Is this giant or oni

>> No.11900538

>>11900316
Oh god. Minsc, my friend. Where have you been? I'm missing you to death.

>> No.11900562

>>11899193

get back to sweepin'

>> No.11900999

>>11898919
How do they die by lack of beliefs?
Do they just dissapear?

>> No.11901028

>>11900999
I have always imagined a bunch just get inexplicably ill and die off

>> No.11901060

>>11900999
>>11901028
I imagine they either die from malnourishment or otherwise wither away, faith is sort of sustenance for them after all.

>> No.11901138

>>11898728
I like those.
We can make ours touch.

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