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no thanks, buddy
mouses don't smoke

>> No.11890910

Mice, idiot

>> No.11890922

>>11890896

#420mou$e

>> No.11890923

Nazrin is a mouse!

>> No.11890924

Nazrin loves the meat.

>> No.11890926
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>> No.11890967

Nazrin is a bat.

>> No.11890988

>>11890896
Shut up and eat your cheese, meat is for people and you are not people.

>> No.11890992

>>11890988
Wow! Okay Hitler!

>> No.11891049

>>11890992
Hitler was a vegetarian.

>> No.11891052

>>11891049
And a drug addict.

>> No.11891054

>>11891052
Really? Tell me more.

>> No.11891056

>>11891049
Hitler was lewd!

>> No.11891057
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>>11891054
Have some plump mouse pussy instead

>> No.11891062

>>11891054
During the mid/late years of the war his doctors had him on a variety of addictive drugs, including: amphetamines, cocaine, Oxycodone, methamphetamine, morphine, and testosterone, because he was a pussy.

>> No.11891102

>>11890896
Why don't mice smoke?

>> No.11891117

>>11891102
ever watched pinky and the brain?

their little lungs can't handle it silly

>> No.11891131

>>11891117
They're pinky, they're pinky,
they're pinky, they're pinky and the
brain, brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain, brain, brain,
brain!

>> No.11891168

The plural of tooth is tooths.

>> No.11891170

>>11891168
The plural of Moose is Moose.

>> No.11891252
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Are you going to keep her waiting?

>> No.11891255

>>11891252
Yes.

>> No.11891264
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>>11891255
Does that turn you on? How horrible. You pervert.

>> No.11891275

>>11891264
I can't help it! I just love teasing girls until they make a slutty mess out of themselves, and come looking for my dick.

Please don't hate me anonymous.

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>>11891275
Are you the same guy who talked about doing that to Momiji the other day?

Either way, you really are low.

>> No.11891291

>>11891283
No. I'm a different lewd anon.

>> No.11891294

>>11891291
/jp/ stands for just pure. Lewd anons should go to another board!

>> No.11891302

>>11891294
But I like it here. The anons here are fun.

>> No.11891351 [DELETED] 

What brand of cigarettes does /jp/ smoke?

>> No.11891356

>>11891351
Raisin Bran

>> No.11891359 [DELETED] 

>>11891351
I prefer cigars, I haven't smoked cigarettes since high school.

I don't smoke cigars very often, maybe one every month or two.

>> No.11891362
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Please don't smoke. It's not good for you.

>> No.11891380 [DELETED] 

>>11891362
fuck off cunt

>> No.11891382
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>>11891351
I do not smoke. Smoking is not good for my health.
Smoking is also very uncool, despite the common misconception of it being a cool thing to do.

Stay cool, /jp/!

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>>11891382
What is this and why are there several pages worth of images of Nazrin saying it?

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>>11891382

>> No.11891407

>>11891362
I want Nazrin to help wean me off of smoking and help me because she cares! Then I'll give her a big hug.

>> No.11891411 [DELETED] 

>>11891407
I would give her a big FUG.

>> No.11891420
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>>11891407
What about a Pocky-flavored kiss?

>> No.11891422

>>11891411
DUDE!!! Keep it PG-13. Nazrin is not a lewd mouse.

>> No.11891431

>>11891264
I want to push her down and take her candy.

>> No.11891449
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>>11891431
Her candied cherry?

>> No.11891456

>>11891449
If that's what was in the bag then sure.

>> No.11891460
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How would you punish Nazrin for being a mouse?

>> No.11891463
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>>11891456
I don't think you'd find it in a bag.

>> No.11891471

>>11891460
Destroying her with a rat trap.

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>>11891471

>> No.11891490

>>11891477
By destroying her with a rat stick then.

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your mouse is a lame nerd. pls don't talk to my mouse.

>> No.11891569

>>11891531
Are you a big fat white girl by any chance?

>> No.11891612

>>11891531
>holes in mouse

how stupid do you have to be to PAY for that shit?

>> No.11891614 [DELETED] 

>>11891569

total opposite of all that!

>>11891612

you know how they have craters on golf balls? Same concept. It lets me move my mouse faster than lightning mcqueen.

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>>11891614
Small skinny black guy?

gross ww

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>>11891619

Uh maybe it wasn't the total opposite. Anyways your mom's bald head is gross nerd. LOMO

>> No.11891662

>>11890926

These are terrible compared to the old school mouse traps. Way too many occasions have I woken up to find a mouse running around in circles with a half severed head trapped in the trap.

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>>11891396

But you're dead, you can't smoke anything anymore.

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>>11891667

yeah but you'll still be smoking that cock!

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>>11891662
The poor mice just want to take it easy and mooch off of you.

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someone post that nazrin with cheese game please

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>>11891700
Please be nice.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/535142

>> No.11891735 [DELETED] 

http://youtu.be/62Vx6JOifyU?t=27m6s

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"Hey there stud, come here often?"

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>>11891777
I love this story. I choose the first route.

>> No.11891846

>>11891777
Not after I find out that creepy rat girls will hit on you here.

>> No.11891852
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>>11891846
:'<

>> No.11895567

Nazrin can smoke my cock

>> No.11895580

Mice can transmit dangerous diseases like hanta or typhus. You shouldn't even think about it.

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>>11895580
If it's from Nazrin I don't mind.

>> No.11895639

>>11895567
That sounds painful.

>> No.11895657

Nazrin isn't a mouse!

>> No.11895663
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>>11895657
Then what is she?

>> No.11895683
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>>11895663
maus

>> No.11895687

Is it alright if I kiss Nazrin? I just want to hold her small body in my arms, as we both fall asleep together. Then I can make breakfast for us in the morning, cheese on toast with scrambled eggs!~

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>>11895683
Maus means mouse.

>>11895687
That sounds nice. One of my captcha words is wife. I want a mousewife.

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>>11895663
a tiny, tiny, clever commander

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>>11895692
It would be good cheese too, aged white cheddar melted onto the toast, maybe some herbs sprinkled on as well. For lunch I'd make her some french onion soup, topped with a roasted slice of ciabatta and a slight sprinkling of cheese.

I'm still not sure what I'd make for dinner, but I hope she would enjoy the comfort. Maybe burgers. Then for a night time movie we'd watch Ratatouille, and drift off to sleep once again.

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>>11895705
Mice don't particularly like cheese. If she does it wouldn't be because she's a mouse. I also doubt she'd be interested in a movie about a rat just because she's a mouse.

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>>11895705
Nazirin is a mouse.

Why does she have a chinchilla on her head?

Also mouses spread disease and filth.

>> No.11895720

>>11895717
I just love food tremendously, almost as much as Nazrin. I hope I did not offend her.

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>>11895720
Maybe you should let her handle the cooking.

>> No.11895730

>>11895724
Nazrin must be really strong. Those pots weigh about 15 pounds.

>> No.11895733

>>11895724

How about no? I don't want to get the plague.

>> No.11895737
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>>11895730
It's the strength of love.

>>11895733
Don't be mean.

>> No.11895739

>>11895730
>15 pounds
>a substantial weight
are your arms made from the same spaghetti in your pockets?

>> No.11895742

>>11895739
Excellent /v/ meme.

>> No.11895746

>>11895737
She walks around with a basket full of rodents. It's a legitimate concern, even if beast youkai themselves are more human than anything else.

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>>11895746
That's true. Maybe you can ask her to put all the mice outside.

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>>11895737
i wonder if she got bullied from real mouses in the mouse-college for being some kind of human/mouse-freak

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>>11891359
I smoke cigars a lot while playing video games and watching anime. Just picked these up today and already had one with my friends.

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>>11895757
>mouse-college

I don't think mice are that smart.

>> No.11895769

>>11895757
What pleb tier college has bullying?
That's something you grow out of in middle school.

>> No.11895773

>>11895769
Sorry, the proper college term is "hazing." Totally not bullying.

>> No.11895774

>>11895739
Well depending on the capacity they can be like 25lbs and that's really heavy for a pot.

>> No.11895776

>>11895773
Fraternities are the armpit of college campuses and aren't affiliated with the institute.

>> No.11895778

>>11895769
Which snake 2hu would I be able to feed Nazrin to?

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>>11895778

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>>11895783
Evil miko with her evil smile.

>> No.11895815

Nazrin is a cute girl!

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>>11895815
Nazrin is happy at the compliment!

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>>11895793
evil miko that gets destroyed

>> No.11895904

>>11895889
I want to see that translated. If I had spare money I would commission it.

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>>11890896

When did you quit Nazrin?

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>>11896698
Why is Nazrin so mean?

>> No.11896833

>>11895904
What is it?

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>>11896833
A doujinshi? Not sure what you're asking.

Someone should translate Absorb H, too.

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>>11901423
"All you had to do was ask. I'll show you anytime." - Lewdzrin

>> No.11901503

>>11901477
I don't want to see now that I know she's a skank.

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>>11901503
She has to have those 5-10 litters of 5-6 mice a year somehow.

>> No.11901515

>>11901510
Can I use her to feed my snake wife her children?

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>>11901515
I don't think anyone would agree to that.

>> No.11901522

>>11890896
In the context of this image I really don't think that Nazrin is refusing cigarettes.

>> No.11901523

>>11901521
She doesn't intend on actually keeping the 5-6 kids she pumps out a year does she?

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>>11901523
Maybe they're useful.

>> No.11901533
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>>11901530
Helps with censorship.

>> No.11901534

>>11895705
>Then for a night time movie we'd watch Ratatouille

Ratatouille is a very good movie. Good tastes.

>> No.11901578

>>11901530
Yeah but that many of them?

>> No.11901584

/jp/, does smoking feel good if you only do it once or twice a month?

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>>11901578
They do help her a lot whenever she looks for something.

>> No.11901599

>>11901591
I guess she needs so many of them because most of them don't make it back.

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I want to pat Nazrin's head. She can sit on my lap!
Nazrin must be tiny.

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>>11901603
Mice are tiny.

>> No.11901642

>>11890896
>mouses.

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Valentine's with Nazrin!

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>> No.11902445

Nazrin is a moose.

>> No.11902543
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I want to look for treasures with Nazrin in Muenzuka! After a hard day's work we'd nap together in the sun.

>> No.11904651

>>11902445
you motherfucker

>> No.11904746
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I never thought I'd be the type of person who'd want to fuck a mouse!

>> No.11904766

Nazrin is a mouse!

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>>11904766
Forgot my picture!

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>>11904746
But what about all the steps that come before that?

>> No.11904830

>>11904824
What? Like what, trapping the mouse?

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>>11904830
Yes, I'm talking about "trapping" her with love.

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>>11904837
Saitama and Nazrin huh?

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>>11904849
Looks like a generic faceless male to me.

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Would you like her better if she was more adult-like?

>> No.11906895

>>11906885
That looks silly. Mice are small.

>> No.11906902

When I read the OP I'm imagining nazrin pronouncing words like this: "No fankth buddy moutheth don't thmoke"

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>>11906895
She's big for a mouse anyway.

>> No.11906960

>>11906902
That's something you'd hear from Daffy Duck not from a mouse

>> No.11906973

>>11906960
Nazrin is a duck?

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