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11874024 No.11874024 [Reply] [Original]

Would you rise up and defend Marisa if she was being the victim of bullying?

>> No.11874029

Absolutely.

>> No.11874040

>>11874024
Yes.
Ideally I would be Alice in that situation but even if I'm not I would still do it.

>> No.11874043

>>11874024
Yes.
Ideally I would be Reimu in that situation but even if I'm not I would still do it.

>> No.11874044

No I'm not a pussy white knight. I'd be there bullying her.

>> No.11874058

>>11874024
Nah, I think she kind of deserves it. If anything I would get myself a snack and watch.

>> No.11874063

How does it feel to bully a girl?

>> No.11874065
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I want to be in on it. If I'm a bully, people will know I'm tough and not a dork!!

>> No.11874074
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11874074

I would rise up and join the bullying.

>> No.11874082

>>11874063
Arousing probably.

>> No.11874096

I would but Isn't she already capable of defending herself?

>> No.11874097

Marisa is a member of the US navy seals!

>> No.11874099

>>11874063
I've only had a bad time with a girl once in high school since she kept annoying whenever we had to work together, usually ending with innocent rough words our encounters.
One day I snapped and told her to die, suddenly out of fucking nowhere she criesand I feel confused and then somewhat sick.

Years later by another classmate I knew she liked me or something and understood why, feeling quite dense tbh, but she was ugly so nothing to regret.

So I guess is more of a fetish thing or a lowlife form of entertainment

>> No.11874105

>>11874024
No. I would exploit her emotional vulnerability and force her to do lewd things with me.

>> No.11874110

>>11874063
A while back I lightly bullied a little girl and then she bullied me back. It was exciting and was a bonding experience.

>> No.11874117

Bullying is wrong

>> No.11874123

>>11874110
Is she your girlfriend?

>> No.11874128

>>11874123
I wish. I really do.

>> No.11874146

>>11874128
You two belong together, since you're both losers.

>> No.11874149

>>11874146
Having a little girl for a girlfriend would be awesome.

>> No.11874153

>>11874149
fuggin gross man!

>> No.11874165

>>11874153
It would be really nice to cuddle with a little girl every now and then and have fun doing silly things and go on dates.

>> No.11874169

>>11874063
How does it feel? It feels like her soul is trapped on this earth, giving me a blowjob, for all eternity.

>> No.11874190
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11874190

Yes, I would beat up all the bullies, and then Marisa would reward me with sex!

The bullies would most likely be Japanese men, so I could probably take them.

>> No.11874195

>>11874190
It's funny because Japanese men are weak and we gaijins are strong that their women wants us!

>> No.11874198

I was bullied by a girl in middle school. I went to a small charter school because I was bullied and beat up in public school, and because of this the classes were incredibly small and everyone knew everyone. This girl would cut herself and become angry at people (even teacher) for really no reason. She'd constantly yell at people to stop looking at her whenever they turned their head in her general direction. Specifically, she would call me names and hit me but later on she kind of warmed up to me and stopped hitting me as hard, and her insults became less harsh and she ended up calling me "Cockatiel" because my hair was messy and stood up like a Cockatiel's feather. I learned years later that she had a crush on me.

I didn't realize at the time not only because she wasn't attractive, but because I was infatuated with the shy mute girl who wore glasses and would constantly read books. The teachers never called on her to answer questions so I think she was a literal mute.

Man, that school was weird.

>> No.11874200

>>11874195
There was a comic strip series based around this. It was about a lanky American man who was always made fun of in his country, but once he moved to Japan he becomes a chiseled womanizer.

His arch nemesis was the average American woman.

>> No.11874202

>>11874200
I know spergberg

>> No.11874207

>>11874198
I wish I was a shy mute cute meganekko who read books. I would give boys blowjobs if they simply asked.

>> No.11874208
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>>11874202
Please do not bully, if the need arises I will fight you to the death for Marisa.

>> No.11874209

>>11874165

What if you hug the girl when you're cuddling and then she FARTS?

That would be disgusting

>> No.11874210

>>11874208
I don't even want your shitty 2hu so keep her. I want to fuck Sakuya.

>> No.11874212

>>11874207
There was a rumor that one of the girls would let you watch her put a marker in her vagina if you gave her a quarter. I'm pretty sure it was true.

>> No.11874213

>>11874209
You are disgusting.

>> No.11874214

ran is the man!

>> No.11874217
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>>11874210
You better not say that again, dweeb...

>> No.11874222

>>11874217
Fuck you

>> No.11874486

>>11874097
I hear Gigs is in the Navy! Not sure it was a SEAL unit though, I'll be sure to ask him.

>> No.11874515

I bullied a girl once but she beaten me up and I stopped.

>> No.11874541

>>11874222
これは俺の台詞ですよね

>> No.11874552
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>>11874097

>> No.11874572
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>>11874552
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU04j2ssNAk

>> No.11874604
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11874604

She can stand up by herself. She's strong.
No normal human, especially weak NEET and social rejects can harm the powerful magician capable of casting gigantic laser, and solving incidents.

>> No.11874640 [DELETED] 

>>11874604
Lets see her solve THIS accident *whips it out*

>> No.11874649 [DELETED] 

>>11874640
lol

>> No.11874722
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11874722

Why does Marisa have so many darn bullies?

>> No.11874757

>>11874722
because she can take it
marisa is the strongest
and I will marry her someday

>> No.11874799
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>>11874757
I think you are forgetting who the strongest actually is. You also seem to be forgetting that Marisa is going to be MY wife someday

>> No.11875113
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>>11874799
Don't be ridiculous guys.
One day Marisa will fall in love a nice man, and they will be married.
And that man is going to be me.

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11875134

ohhh-kaay, this is getting weird in here now

>> No.11875136
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>>11875134
Really? I've seen it get weirder.

>> No.11875160
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11875160

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Marisa so much, I had all the merchandise and games
>I pray to Marisa every night before bed, thanking her for the life I've been given
>"Marisa is love" I say; "Marisa is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Marisa
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Marisa
>I am so happy
She whispers into my ear "Daze."
>She grabs me with her powerful magician magic and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Marisa
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Marisa
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Marisa
>She roars in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>Marisa looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all over now."
>Marisa leaves through my window
>Marisa is love. Marisa is life.

>> No.11875169

>>11875160
who are you shreking

>> No.11875788

>>11874604
nah, i can take her out. she never lesrned FUS RO DAH!!! yet

>> No.11875825

none of you can marry Marisa because she's not real.

>> No.11875853

カラークリエーションっていうプリンターの互換インクは絶対に買うなよ。
不良品だらけで損するぜ。
しかも、サポートが最悪!
3000円出して買ったものを50円で買い取るとかいっている極悪会社だ。

>> No.11875864

>>11875825
If she isn't real how can you talk about her?

Checkmate atheists.

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>>11875113
You're the one being ridiculous.
Marisa loves Alice.
And one day I will become Alice.
So she will marry me.

>> No.11876059

>>11874063
It doesn't feel like anything much. You forget it as soon as they are out of sight, and are later surprised when you find out how large the incident was in their mind.

>> No.11876063

>>11875825
Aren't you the most jaded cynic in /jp/

>> No.11876066
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11876066

I win.

>> No.11876137

All cute girls must be defended

>> No.11876152

>>11876137
But she's like 25 anon, she can defend herself

>> No.11876386

>>11874486
Gigs!fag is a marine, yes. He was already to Afghanistan.

>> No.11876640
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>>11875113
>>11876052
I will fight you both for her love

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>>11876640
You better hurry up. Once I become Alice, then you've already lost.

>> No.11876681

>>11874552
ANYONE WHO RUNS IS A YOUKAI!
ANYONE WHO STANDS STILL IS A WELL DISCIPLINED YOUKAI!

>> No.11876746

>>11876152
Age is of no import. All cute girls must be defended, or die trying.

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>>11876640
I'll take you on right here, right now, nerd!

>>11876661
Marisa is not a lesbian.

>> No.11877388

>>11877372
There is no proof of her being lesbian nor straight, so you can't say she isn't and you can't say she is.
Nor can you say she is or isn't straight.

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>> No.11878595

>>11874198
>I was infatuated with the shy mute girl who wore glasses and would constantly read books.
As expected of /jp/!

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>>11874096
this

but for the sake of argument let us suppose she isnt.
well in that case, probably yes.
it really depends on how many people are bullying her and how well they would fight back, if they fighy back

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>>11883150
I would fight as many people as I need to if it means protecting that smile!

>> No.11883246

>>11883212
I will fight as many people as I need to to ensure that she never knows what love feels like.

>> No.11883259
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>>11883246
pls don't bully the best touhou.

>> No.11883282
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Somehow I think the roles would be reversed. Marisa would be the one defending me from bullies. She would Master Spark those evil bullies and they would never bully me again. If only I had a Marisa in elementary school...

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>>11883282
I wish I could have Marisa as a childhood friend.
She'd probably leave me behind and forget about me like everyone else did, but at least I'd have memories.

>> No.11883333

>>11883282
She wouldn't be friends with a loser like you, she'd be the one helping me bully turds like you.

>> No.11883343
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>>11883333
But Marisa protects the weak, that's why she's a Youkai hunter!
She'd beat you up and you'd regret being a bully.

>> No.11883354

>>11883343
I wouldn't regret being a bully if it meant getting beat up by Marisa!

>> No.11883371

>>11883343
I want to steal her magical artifacts so she's forced to fight me normally and I can hit her with a chair.

>> No.11883369
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>>11883343
Keep dreamin' kid, She's my go-to bully assistant.

Pic related : a Youkai we just bullied, bitch doesn't even have 10 fingers.

>> No.11883377

>>11883369
Is it because you strapped her down to a table and forced her to pick which finger she wanted to have cut off?

>> No.11883378
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>>11883369
Well of course she bullies Youkai, they deserve it.

>> No.11883390

>>11883378
See? You don't deserve protection you're no better than those Youkai, and will thus be bullied and robbed.

>> No.11883408
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>>11883390
But Marisa only bullies youkai and humans that serve youkai.
And Sanae.

>> No.11883419
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>>11883408
You're pretty close to Sanae, so you will be bullied. If that doesn't convince you I'll also have you know I'm a professional bully and I can convince her to help me rob you.

Pic related: she loves tea and needs her fix.

>> No.11883426
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>>11883419
I'll give her all the tea she could ever ask for, and then she'll bully you instead.

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>>11883369
I will end you

>> No.11883448
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>>11883426
Whoa... calm down there kid, now you're just talkin' crazy... a Nerd like you will never be able to provide her with the tea she needs, it's not like I can't bully you both should it come to it.

>>11883425
She's a weirdo, what will you do about it, dweeb?

>> No.11883458

>>11883425
Next time Rumia comes around here she will lose more than just a finger.

>> No.11883468
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>>11883448
>>11883458
Fight me right now

>> No.11883475
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>>11883448
Marisa and I will bully you together, then you'll feel bad about bullying.

>> No.11883489
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>>11883468
Let's go punk, I just bullied a loser.

>>11883475
You win this round, I'll get you next time dolt. I need to hook-up with my shrine maiden friend, then I'll show you both!

>> No.11883515
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>>11883489
>Let's go punk, I just bullied a loser.
outsider bitch you don't know these mean streets
youkai crew slayin fools with fat beats
my verse and rhyme leaves punks in darkness
bully bitch witch gettin sliced and steam-pressed

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>>11883515
Egad, rhymes; my only weakness. If only online bullying was as easy as real life. I'll take my leave now.

No need to be upset jan.

>> No.11883680
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Marisa enjoys driving

>> No.11883688
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>>11883680
Marisa is a reckless driver!

>> No.11884472

>>11883475
If she looks like that I won't have to worry. There'll be two people with down syndrome instead of one.

>> No.11884508

I would want to... but probably I'm just going to keep seated and act like nothing is happening.

>> No.11884661
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Of course, Marisa is my favourite 2hu

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>> No.11885781

>>11874024
I was bullied, and even then I wouldn't.
I just can't get into those situations again.

>> No.11889844

>>11883688
Marisa is fast!

>> No.11889860

>>11889844
Is that true though? Say, in term of c, how fast?

Everything below 0.2c is slow by Gensokyo standard. I'm sorry.

>> No.11889866

the kind of person that could bully Marisa is also the kind of person that could turn me into a bloody mist
so no.

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>>11889860
Well she's about as fast as Youmu in game, who clocks in at about 0.25c. So Marisa is pretty quick by Gensokyo standards.

>> No.11891795

>>11891089
ace combat lol

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I want to explain modern technology to Marisa!

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>>11874024
>implying i wouldn't be the one bullying ad sexually harrassing her

>> No.11896446

>>11896440
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11896497

>>11896446
You're getting bullied with >implying.

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>>11896440
She'd sexually harass and bully you, after making fun of you for misusing the quotation feature.

>> No.11896533

>>11896522
N-no... Please not orgasm denial

>> No.11896537

There are no good marisa dakimakuras..
why do they all have to look terrible except for maybe one but that one is too lewd

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>>11896533

>> No.11896547

>>11896522
I want to time travel to good girl Marisa's childhood and rape her in a million ways. Then I'd come back to the present, where she's become the disgusting criminal slut we all know because of me. She'd then start abusing and raping me instead.

>> No.11901065

>>11896547
And then she got AIDS

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>>11896547
>where she's become the disgusting criminal slut we all know
She is none of those things!

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>>11874024
I'd contribute to the bullying.

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>>11901145
Please do not bully.

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