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11872424 No.11872424[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hypothetical for you, /jp/.
You wake up to find your house is burned down, what is your next course of action?

>> No.11872426

I'm fucked

>> No.11872428

I'm already dead, so what does it matter?

>> No.11872433

Use PC owned by relative to blog on /jp/ about it.

>> No.11872434

I go to a church and try to find a family that will take me in. Preferably the family has a cute daughter that I can have fun with and treat like a little sister and/or girlfriend.

>> No.11872444

move to my second house by the beach

>> No.11872445
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11872445

Call the cops and be glad my mom's living in an old-folks home instead of the house.

Of course, the likelihood of my childhood home going up in flames suddenly is close to zero, since it isn't in california or someplace like that where people set fires for inane reasons and everybody else just lets them burn until they're thoroughly out of control.

>> No.11872447

Open the door

>> No.11872454

Get on the floor

>> No.11872455

>>11872454
stupid macro anigif with oc Nazrin goes here

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