/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/
how do I back into neet if I already have an apartment and job?
also, to keep it on topic, alice thread.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is truly a masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.]

dead people are not employed, in education or training

[Anonymous No.]

buy stocks, acquire passive income from dividends

[Anonymous No.]

don't become neet

pay taxes and support MY neet lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

why go back

no really why

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867626
honestly? because work is hard. that's right, I'll admit it. I'm horribly lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ are NEETs forbidden from listening to western music according to /jp/ regulations or can I still listen to all of my old punk CDs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867633
Of course you can listen to Western music.
Shitloads of nihon artists love bands like Queen, Kiss, King Crimson, Nirvana, The Rolling Stones, etc.
And why not, they are good.

Mystia and Kyouko started their own punk band even.

[Anonymous No.]

Find a way to sue the company you work for. Then you'll have enough cash to fund your NEET lifestyle for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

I was just like you once OP.

But then I decided to quit my job and move back in with my mom.

Now I'm getting drunk on a Monday morning, living it up NEET style.

It's really easy.

You should still plan to do something for some sort of income though, even if it is just taxpayer neetbux. You could even be a freeter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867703
a wut?

[Anonymous No.]

Why go back into being a failure. Think about the pros and cons, don't do something you'll regret for months/years.

I for one would gladly be in your position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867793
NEET isn't failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867846
It is and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

It's simple, start to listen to the right music:
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Jinxed.swf

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867881
What did NEETs fail at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867881
You are born a NEET and you die a NEET.
Becoming a NEET is just coming full circle.

[Anonymous No.]

How many NEETs do you think have died since the tyranny began?

[Anonymous No.]

OP here.
A little more detail.
I lived in NY since I was a kid.
Moved to WI six months ago.
I want to go back to NY, but I also want to go NEET after getting there.
I'm not sure how to go about.

[Anonymous No.]

Have sex for money.

If you aren't attractive, just find a niche, like scat or something, and charge ¥2500/hour.

[Anonymous No.]

I charge gay men to poz them. HIV+ in two months or their money back! I also run a catering service for pozzing parties, 50$ a head for 85% infection. It's pretty profitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867923
Homosexuals please die.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the most important issue when being a NEET? Money? Loneliness? Social acceptance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867846
If you are going to NEET at least accept and embrace the fact that you are a failure. Thinking you are not a failure while being a NEET is just sad and embarrassing and when the realization comes that you have failed, you will get depressed. Just embrace it from the beginning and it becomes so much easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867943
When there is dosh you never have any problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867950
Snibiti Snab here gomes da gwab

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867570
>how do I back into neet
>also, to keep it on topic, alice thread.
/jp/ - Quality Moderation

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867943
The only one that applies is money, those other two are just normies in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867890
tea party/cameron/harper is killing NEETs by cutting autismbux?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867957
There's already an Alice thread too.
No point in having two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867950
What did I fail at? You haven't mentioned that yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11867950
Being a neet isn't a failure. Though, if you keep worrying about something then it's just your own fault. Do something to it. Passive income is a great way to make money without doing "trade my time for money work", but it will probably take some time as well as a will to fail to succeed. Having said that, passive income is one of the best way, if not THE best way, to make money. Create a website which provides lots of value to it's visitors. Create a good product that you can easily deliver to potential customers (for example, abusing the accessibility that internet provides). Create a service that provides authentic service to customers (one that customers even in hindsight can see as a great service instead of a random company just trying to make as much money as possible at the expense of the customer.)

Developing the skills for passive income takes time ― several years is not out of the question ― but in the long run, passive income is much easier than trading your time for money. Once you have one source of passive income (e.g. advertisements on your blog with great content) you can work on another source of passive income (e.g. writing an e-book). That way, when one source dies out, it won't be the end of the world because there are so many others that are still going. Turns out, this is far better having some random person as your boss who gets to decide whether you get to keep your job or not. Sure it may not be the lowest-hanging fruit, but it's still worth it. Once you have set up one or a few sources of passive income, you have already acquired quite a bit of knowledge, so it will be easier to create more.