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1186536 No.1186536 [Reply] [Original]

It's Sunday, why don't you weird people go outside and get a life?

>> No.1186543

It's still light outside.

>> No.1186539

It's raining.

>> No.1186547

>>1186536
The question is: why are YOU staying inside and not go outside and get a life?

>> No.1186548

what is "outside" ?

>> No.1186551

I told you already, I ran 4 miles today.

Also, DOMO.

>> No.1186549
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1186549

What is this 'outside' you're speaking of?

>> No.1186550

fuck off fuko, go back to not existing faggot

or /a/

whichever

>> No.1186554

I'm busy getting some pussy here

>> No.1186557
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1186557

Unless lives are gifted wrapped or on silver platters outside, I don't think I will have much success getting one.

>> No.1186556

I haven't gone outside in weeks.

>> No.1186564

loli cousin came over. acted like a tard and didn't play or talk to her *sob sob sob*

I'M A FUCKING FAILURE

>> No.1186563
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1186563

>>1186554

>> No.1186568

I'd rather stay inside with my imouto.

>> No.1186565

>>1186563
He's adopting a cat, obviously. What's so funny about that?

>> No.1186566

>>1186564
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE FUCKING LOLI COUSINS THAT COME OVER AND I DONT

>> No.1186570

>>1186564
Well, at least you didn't rape her. Got to look on the bright side. Prison life sucks.

>> No.1186571

I'm going to church.

>> No.1186573

>>1186566
You can always visit them. It's not that odd for family members to see each other.

>> No.1186576

>>1186573
It is when I'm a social retard that just ends up standing there doing nothing.

>> No.1186577

My loli cousin is awesome, she use to watch me play princess maker 4 with great interest

>> No.1186578

Yeah I played Outside.The graphics were awesome.There were no lags.

Great game 10/10

>> No.1186583

>>1186576


that's what I did, with the exception that I stayed in my room during the visit. i don't think she like me much. i fail with children

>> No.1186585

>>1186578
You lie! Graphics were terrible.

>> No.1186587

I spent the last six months having a life. At least more of a life than I had before.

>> No.1186594

>>1186578
You can't just rate a game on that. There's nothing to do and the community is horrible. Not only that, the Full PVP is just horribly done.

I'd give it a 2/10.

>> No.1186604

Hey guys I have a two year old cousin that I hardly ever see, how long should I wait before I try to have conversations with her? I don't see her often so I need help guise.

>> No.1186613

>>1186604


3 years.

>> No.1186608

>>1186604

get out

and make a blog

>> No.1186614
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>>1186578
USO DA

>> No.1186616

>>1186604
Try talking to her. If she talks back, she's old enough for conversation.

>> No.1186617

>>1186604
If you just want to play with them, do it at any age. Just pay attention to them and treat them as equals, kids dig grown up treat them as equals instead of dumb kids.

If you want to love them tenderly... I donno lol

>> No.1186619
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1186619

Let's play outside!

>> No.1186622

>>1186617

i don't think so. treating them as kids seem to be the way to go for them to like you

>> No.1186629

>>1186622
I mean something like, if they want to tell/ask you something, treat what they say serious instead of giving a dumb ass answer like "lol kids say the cutest stuff"

So say if a loli ask you "Anon-kun do you have a waifu?" Tell her something like "No but I'm looking, tell me if you see anyone good." Rather than "Fuck you bitch get off my back!"

>> No.1186633

Outside's terribly unbalanced. I don't want to ever play that game again.

>> No.1186639

The graphics might be good but the gameplay is awful. You need money to do everything, money can only be obtained in shitty repetitive mini-games, there is no ultimate objective and in the end you can never win because you always dies in the end.

>> No.1186643

Outside is shit

THERE IS NO GOOD END

>> No.1186644

Outside has the worst online community EVER.

>> No.1186649

outside - bad lighting/poor camera angles/shitty character development/every end is bad end, WHY WOULD I EVER PLAY THAT SHIT

>> No.1186654

>>1186649
Not to mention that it is fucking expensive.

>> No.1186655
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1186655

Fuck you OP

Today is Tsunday

>> No.1186664

>>1186649
YOU FORGOT THERE IS NO BGM. HOW CAN YOU HAVE A CLIMACTIC SCENE WITH NO FUCKING BGM???>!???

>> No.1186669

>>1186649
I liked it for a while because of the challenge. Got boring quickly though.

>> No.1186674

>>1186649
Every end is bad end games are awesome.

>> No.1186680

>>1186649
>>1186644
>>1186643
>>1186639
>>1186633

Outsidemind

>> No.1186685

>>1186680
They didn't all post at the same time. What's your point?

>> No.1186692

>>1186566

Because they're lying.

>> No.1186727

>>1186674
not these ends. they are anticlimactic and uninspiring if you ask me.

>> No.1186783
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1186783

Outside is horribly. You have to grind 5 days a week. What the fuck?
It's like a second job besides WoW.

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>>1186583
>I stayed in my room during the visit. i don't think she like me much. i fail with children
Oh wow, that's exactly what I do when family visits. I have two loli cousins visiting from Spain atm, and I think I've talked to them a total of three times in the month they've been here.

>> No.1186822

>>1186819
...then go play with them or something.

>> No.1186868

>>1186819
or rape them

>> No.1186869

Because my Regional Settings are set to Japanese and I don't now what day it is.

I like it better that way, too.

>> No.1186909

Its Sunday so I have the day off.

>> No.1186910

>>1186869
My japanese regional setting broke windowblinds clock. it's now right, square, up, underline-down. meaning it's 8:57

>> No.1186923

>>1186822
I speak roughly 6 words in spanish so whenever I say hi we end up saying a sentence or two to each other in our native tongues("So... you kids like Touhou?" "¡no me viole por favor!" "...was that a yes?" "muera en un fuego") then me staring at them creepily for a bit before leaving.

Fun times.

>> No.1186935

>>1186536
maybe it is on your side of the world, you faget.

>> No.1186936

I am.
I'm going to see my grandparents.

>> No.1186938

I already go to church every Sunday.

>> No.1186939

Anyways, >>1186536, please listen to me. It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce." Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"? Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you,>>>>1186536, should just stick with today's special.

>> No.1186937

So there's another outside in addition to outside my room?

>> No.1186945

Why did OP post a picture of an empty room if he wants us to go outside?

>> No.1186948

>>1186923
I understood the Spanish in your post, therefore I lol'd.

>> No.1186952

>>1186938

>> No.1186954
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1186954

outside everything's boring, even the yukkuris.

>> No.1186956

>>1186939
I never thought I'd see that pasta again.

>> No.1186970
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1186970

>>1186536

>> No.1186975

>>1186578
None of my friends are on right now, and I hate single player.

>> No.1186977
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1186977

>>1186578
None of my friends are on right now, and i hate single player.

>> No.1186981

>>1186977
Impossible to get anywhere in the game without a proper party.

>> No.1186986

>>1186664
dude, get the iPod mod.

>> No.1186995

The outside is full of cheaters BTW.

>> No.1186988

Gee it sure is awfully /v/ in here

>> No.1186998

>>1186869
I just have every clock set to a different time. It feels good not knowing what time it is.

>> No.1187004

The admins are fucking dicks.

>> No.1187009

only epic thread on /jp/

>> No.1187035

GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER

>> No.1187057
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1187057

Fuck all you weeaboo faggots who mix your English with Japanese. For fuck's sake, speak in nothing but English, and if you can afford it nothing but Japanese. Don't fucking mix them together like it's some kind of fucking code, cos it's not, and it only makes you look like a fag.

Fags.

For everybody else, complimentary pix for this epic thread.

>> No.1187114

>>1186819
And Anonymous wonders why he never has sex.

>> No.1187121

>>1187057
word

>> No.1187126

>>1187009
>>1186986

>> No.1187140
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>>1186536
You're asking me to go outside everyday?

>> No.1187145

>>1187057

Someone give this man a crown.

>> No.1187156

omg, I went outside and I got laughed at by my neighbour's kids.

Thanks a lot, I'm scarred forever.

>> No.1187162

>>1187156
Why did they laugh at you, anon?

>> No.1187169

>>1187057
Shit was SO sugeee~

>> No.1187173
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>>1187156

Go watch "Step Brothers" and stay after the credits for a lesson on how to handle little kids.

>> No.1187190

>>1187156
Are you sure they were laughing at you and not just with eachother? Were they pointing at you while laughing? Did they say things like, "Hahaha! That man looks weird!"

>> No.1187222
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1187222

I go to church every Sunday.

Also I am pretty great with kids and try to be a decent role model. Kids think I am awesome and many lolis find me "dreamy". True story.

>> No.1187238

>>1187222
I go to church every Sunday, I dislike kids but I have had some lolis ask me to marry them when they grow up. You know, in that cute little girl that doesn't understand what they're saying way.

>> No.1187275

>>1187238
Hold them to it

>> No.1187285

>>1187275

>when they grow up

>> No.1187293

>>1187275
This

>> No.1187310

>>1187275
Two were cousins, one was a neighbor kid, one's my niece. I think the neighbor kid no longer knows my name, she's probably around 20 by now though, haven't seen her in about 9 years.

>> No.1187314

>>1187310
I think you ought to pay her a visit

>> No.1187320
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1187320

>>1187238
Little kids are so cute.

>> No.1187319

>>1187314
VERBAL CONTRACT!

>> No.1187592

>>1187310
Visit her and tell us how it goes.

>> No.1189719
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1189719

In my dream life, I only go outside once a week to buy groceries at 3am.

>> No.1189725

It's Sunday. What the fuck is there to do on a Sunday besides go to church?

>> No.1189754

>>1189725

I don't go to church. So guess what I'm doing?

Being Alone

>> No.1189759

>>1187320
:|

>> No.1189761

Even if you went to church you still would be alone.

>> No.1189772

>>1189725
Religion thread?

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>>1189772
Yes

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