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The weekend is practically over. Friday and Saturday could have been spent partying,getting drunk,get laid or traveling. But as always you wind up in your lonely room on imageboards posting "shit sux" and "3D is pig disgusting" although deep down inside there's nothing you want more than a warm hug from the girl next door.

How did it come to this? Out of all the inifinte possibilities this day,this life holds, you end up on the same image board posting the same pics and copy pastas over and over again.

HOW?!

>> No.118614

>there's nothing you want more than a warm hug from the girl next door.
no.

>> No.118617

3D is pig disgusting

>> No.118624

>>warm hug from the girl next door

I'd rather fuck an african

>> No.118628

>>warm hug from the girl next door
I don't hug bogans.

>> No.118650

>there's nothing you want more than a warm hug from the girl next door.
I'd rather kill myself.

>> No.118667

>How did it come to this?

Remember when everyone in high school was going through the ladder of life, first kiss, first crush, first love, first boyfriend/girlfriend, first sexual experience... And so on?

We never had that, thus our confidence simply doesn't exist.

>> No.118682

>>118667
High school was horrible. I finished HS almost 3 years ago,and still suffer from bad,bad,bad memories from that time :-(

>> No.118696

my HS was awesome because we had more asians in it than white people

We bullied them with our superior maths, accounting and kanji/hanja/hanzi skillz

Too bad it was all guys so couldn't sex up any loli

>> No.118700

shit sux

>> No.118707

>>118696
How do you Asians get so good at maths? I am failing the easy stuff (derivatives,functions) and need help.

>> No.118720

>>118707
If you are bad at maths in asia you get disowned by your family

habeeb it

>> No.118725

i'm chinese and i'm terrible at math.
then again, i'm not really good at anything.

>> No.118732

>>118650
DO IT FAGGOT

>> No.118735

>>118667
I'm sure I'm considered weird and somewhat deviant for not having done any of that, and I'm in college now, but I can just smile and laugh it off. Why can't we all do the same? Do you guys care that much about the opinions of others?

>> No.118751

>>118607
Juri Ueno is kinda hot

>> No.118755

>>118735
because not all of us went to college.
i haven't gone through any of that shit and i don't care, but i didn't get into fucking college.

>> No.118757

>>118735
COURAGE!

>> No.118770

>>118755
So, anon don't have school now? Then what are you doing at the moment?

>> No.118781

Is dat sum Nodame

>> No.118790

>>118751

>Juri Ueno is very hot and I want to fuck her in the ass with my (black) cock.

Yes, I agree.

>> No.118800

>>118667
Some of us did. Some of us just don't care to play the game anymore.

>> No.118797

>>118770
going to a shitty community college because i got a C in some shitty AP government class in high school.
the teacher was nuts i tell you, nobody got an A.

>> No.118815

>>118607
I actually have a date tonight. The thing is...I would rather be here posting the same pics and poasting the same copypasta. Girls are nothing more than a financial and time burden. It would be nice to have an emotional slave that will give me that warm hug you speak of on command, but life sucks.

>> No.118828

When 3D girls develop personality on par with almost ANY Yotsuba& girl, I'll CONSIDER returning to 3d

>> No.118830

>Out of all the inifinte possibilities this >day,this life holds, you end up on the same >image board posting the same pics and copy >pastas over and over again.

80% of Anonymous has Autism.

>> No.118857

I'm getting conscripted next week, shits gonna sux hard man

>> No.118875

>>118800

>Some of us just don't care to play the game anymore.
>don't care to play the game anymore.
>play the game
>The Game

You just lost it.

>> No.118893

>>118828
FUCK YES, YOU ARE THE BEST 2D GIRLS EVER!

>> No.118917

>>118875
OH shut up.

>118800
minor GET to me!

>> No.118955

>>Friday and Saturday could have been spent partying,getting drunk,get laid or traveling.

I work 6 days a week. I think partying isn't very fun. Getting drunk is just a complete fucking waste of time. Getting laid is overrated. And where am I going to go and travel with no car in one day off?

>>But as always you wind up in your lonely room on imageboards posting "shit sux" and "3D is pig disgusting" although deep down inside there's nothing you want more than a warm hug from the girl next door.

Girls are one of those things that sound great in theory, but in practice are seriously flawed. 2D girls are the theory aspect of my analogy, refined to an almost staggering level of sexual appeal and perfectly calculated charm. Real women have flaws and defects. Ayn Rand, for example, was real.

Furthermore, the thing I desire most in the world is not human companionship, but a cyborg body with incredible destructive capacity, to unleash against hapless innocent victims in the terrorist-run regimes of middle-eastern fundamentalist states.

>> No.118980

>>118955
I like you.

>> No.118996

>>118955
I agree with everything you say except the partying bit. I love a good party.

I particularly agree with your MASSIVE DAMAGE body.

>> No.119022

>>118955
>
Furthermore, the thing I desire most in the world is not human companionship, but a cyborg body with incredible destructive capacity, to unleash against hapless innocent victims in the terrorist-run regimes of middle-eastern fundamentalist states.

If only every anon was as cool as you.

Switch that with psychic powers and thats my dream.

>> No.119044

>>119022
We ARE all as cool as him, since we're all really one person with severe dissociative identity disorder.

>> No.119058

My wish is to be able to jack off with my mind.

>> No.119064

>>119058
why not wish for a girl to have sex with...

>> No.119073

>>119058
I understand it's fairly possible, with practice.

The difficult part will be breaking the habit of fapping first to train with heightened sensitivity.

>> No.119077

>>119064
plz see THE REST OF THE THREAD.

>> No.119080
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119080

There are two types of Anonymous,there is the type like

>>118955

He is a man that has already given up,he believes there is no 3D woman that will please him. This is where the second type of Anonymous comes in,they are the few,the proud and the brave. They learn from other Anon's mistakes and never give up. They persue that special girl with all they have,but generally fail,but sometimes there is that one lucky anon that finds his true love!

Which Anon are you!? The kind that has unboundable amounts of GAR,or the kind that just sits back and accepts shit!?

ANSWER ME ANONYMOUS!!

>> No.119089

>>119080
Th-Th-The kind that has unbounderable amounts of GAR, sir.

>> No.119090

>>119080
Uh, neither, really. but I'm the statistical outlier in almost all circumstances anyway.

>> No.119091

>>119080
Nah.....

>> No.119101

>>119080
What do you call the anon that simply likes being alone? I'm not ronery at all; I have plenty of friends, and many notches in my belt. I'm at peace.

>> No.119126

>>119101
That describes me pretty well too.

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>>118667
This was true for me.
>>118830
pic related.
>>119058
Totally possible.

>> No.119142

>>119080
I'm not miserable enough to put any amount of effort into pursuing a woman, and in fact the idea terrifies me, so I don't fit in your dichotomy. DICHOTOMY DICHOTOMY DICHOTOMY DICHOTOMY DICHOTOMY!

>> No.119147

>>119058
>My wish is to be able to jack off with my mind.
http://www.jackinworld.com/library/articles/tantric.html

>> No.119150

>>119147
Well, now I HAVE to know.

>> No.119162

>>119101

That type of Anon is usually over 24 years of age. You need a decent amount of life experience to come to that kind of conclusion.

They're very rare, and I've noticed a zen-like quality of humility and grace to their posts. People who take the time to listen and reflect on the things they see, and create something new out of it.

>> No.119173

>>119080
>He is a man that has already given up,he believes there is no 3D woman that will please him.
but what of the anon who are opposite of this, the ones who refuse to seek out a relationship because they believe that they are not worth any woman's time?

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>>119162
I'm 26 and I tend towards either shooting from the hip or medium walls of text. Then again, I'm an opportunistic troll.

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>>119080
Being around women, and hearing their beautiful voices, being affectionately touched by them, that shit's great. But it's still less fun than Starcraft, and a lot of fucking work, so screw it.

>> No.119236

I blame the NHK for my misery. Those bastards.

>> No.119256

>>119162
Holy crap; I'm 25. Well done.

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119264

>>119236
INBOU---

>> No.119266

I had friends in high school and college. Now that I have a job it is a lot harder to make friends.

>> No.119281

>>119266
True. But just network it. Make one friend and infect laterally.

>> No.119284

>>119266
You do not make "friends" in the workplace, just connections. Your true friends are here in 4chan.

>> No.119288

>>119266
I never had friends at any point during school or college. I still don't under many definitions. I'm out now, and unable to make myself send out resumes to get a real job. I'd be pretty ronery without my brother and my dojo.

>> No.119294

>>119284
Actually, that's a pretty good way of putting it.

>> No.119306

>>119288
>I'd be pretty ronery without my brother and my dojo.
>dojo
what.

>> No.119318

>>119306
I practice a martial art. I'm not saying what one, because it'll give away where I am.

>> No.119332

>>119318
What? How the hell does that work?
And what's it matter if we have a rough idea of where you're located? We're your FRIENDS----

>> No.119333

>>119318

>:O


O:<

>> No.119352

>>119318
martial arts is practiced across the world, there's no way it's possible to figure out where you are because we know which one you practice.

unless it's some kind of obscure one you guys made up on your own and you're the only one of it's kind.

>> No.119360

>>119332
It matters 'cause I say so.
How's what work?

>> No.119380

>>119360
I don't think you practice any martial arts. Enjoy your lies.

>> No.119381

>>119360
>How's what work?

See post directly above. He actually put it into words, which I was too lazy to do.

Now we'll never know anyway, because if you had just LISTED it in the first place, we'd never think about looking it up. Now, 800 people are going to hit google to figure it out just on principle.

>> No.119400

>>119360
the fact that you said 'dojo' suggests a jap martial art

>> No.119477

I went to the movies today with a girl I like.
And her boyfriend.
;_____________________________________;
Third wheel FTL.

>> No.119490

>>119381
>Now, 800 people are going to hit google to figure it out just on principle.
Good luck guys.

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