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Anonymous Thu Jan 30 16:50:41 2014 No.11855337 [Reply] [Original]

Would you submit to Saber's demands?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 16:51:11 2014 No.11855339 she can eat my dick lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 16:51:26 2014 No.11855340 >>11855337 No she is a woman and therefore below me, she should prepare her own lunch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 16:52:26 2014 No.11855343 >>11855337 Saber a shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 16:54:26 2014 No.11855349 Yes, I like cooking. But only when I cook for other people. If it's for myself, I just eat rather basic meals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 16:57:11 2014 No.11855359 How can anyone fall for such a creature? Can't cook. Can't clean. All she does is eat, sleep, and fight. Has no preferences. Stupid wish. Wins by plot bullshit. This bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 17:01:11 2014 No.11855373 File: 80 KB, 887x850, 1178401465539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11855359 Perfect for the modern house husband

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 18:06:45 2014 No.11855586 Burn in hell, saber.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 18:24:15 2014 No.11855655 >>11855373 I'd rather be housebuddies with Sakura, and maybe satisfy the others when they get home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 19:56:24 2014 No.11855949 Would marry Saber and Rider. Best girls. Would only be friends with Rin and would be nice to Sakura but talk shit behind her back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 20:02:39 2014 No.11855964 File: 84 KB, 805x1161, 1391130150573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11855340 Saber is a man!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 20:05:54 2014 No.11855973 >>11855964 How does Mansaber absorb mana?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 20:11:24 2014 No.11855987 >>11855973 leylines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 20:11:54 2014 No.11855989 >>11855987 Are there leylines in his boypussy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 20:22:25 2014 No.11856009 >>11855337 I'd make myself lunch but not her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 20:25:25 2014 No.11856022 File: 26 KB, 400x450, 28102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish Saber would eat me out of house and home

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 20:29:11 2014 No.11856034 Yessum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 20:30:55 2014 No.11856036 File: 309 KB, 600x556, saber burger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll never ``make lunch''. I'll only buy fastburgers for saber burger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 20:50:12 2014 No.11856069 >>11855359 -She can protect you -She can win money at strongman competitions -She is easy to please -She has a nice hair

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Thu Jan 30 21:05:27 2014 No.11856118 >>11856069 Has a legitimate and superlative claim on the throne of England. Once she kicks all the filthy immigrants out, like she no doubt would, you can save England from itself and become a major world power again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 21:59:33 2014 No.11856259 File: 1.32 MB, 889x1000, 1391137148204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would rather a Rin, but I'd still cook for her and she can join in for a threesome every now and again.

>>	None !MaiOlev09c Fri Jan 31 01:14:27 2014 No.11856822 File: 158 KB, 800x800, 1391148853431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here I come, King of Hunger. Do you have enough room in your stomach?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 01:51:57 2014 No.11856881 File: 120 KB, 800x800, 1350455028668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would grill hambaagaas in the freezing cold snow for seiba.

Anonymous Fri Jan 31 01:54:57 2014 No.11856889
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>>11856822
can shirou project food or cooking utensils? He's able to do swords because he has some kind of natural talent with them or something, right? He seems to have a lot of talent at cooking, too. So maybe he could just project food and shit.

And maybe shirou was jesus from a different time period since jesus could just like make food out of nowhere and shit.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

>>	None !MaiOlev09c Fri Jan 31 01:57:57 2014 No.11856893 >>11856889 He can project shields, so it would make sense if he can also project cooking utensils.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 02:00:57 2014 No.11856897 >>11856889 What would be the point of projecting food if it just goes away before you get a chance to digest it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 02:03:42 2014 No.11856904 >>11856897 eat all the most delicious exquisite foods you want and never gain weight.

>>	None !MaiOlev09c Fri Jan 31 02:08:32 2014 No.11856918 Considering Saber's appetite, I wonder if she's faking being King Arthur and is actually King Erysichthon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erysichthon_of_Thessaly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 02:17:47 2014 No.11856938 >>11856918 I think it's just because Shirou is a terrible master.

Anonymous Fri Jan 31 02:25:47 2014 No.11856952

>>11856918

Fate/Extra CCC confirms that the knights of the round table had awful tastes.

>Gawain: When it comes to meals, it is about quantity over quality, is it not? Large quantities of potatoes & vinegar & bread. That, along with ale, is enough for satisfy me. And vegetables as well. Eating carrots alone would do. That king and his fellows consumed those meals without a single complaint.

Being king arthur is suffering. Of course once she can taste the dishes of a modern day chef she would want to never stop.

>>	None !MaiOlev09c Fri Jan 31 02:28:47 2014 No.11856958 >>11856952 How did they have potatoes when they were introduced to Europe from South America in the 16th century?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 02:32:02 2014 No.11856971 cut out that fatNEET talk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 02:39:47 2014 No.11856987 >>11856958 Merlin did it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 03:15:21 2014 No.11857053 >>11856958 Because King Arthur is a Woman that gets fucked by a Japanese teenager.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 03:17:51 2014 No.11857063 >>11856889 Well most of his projection comes from his reality marble. So I don't know if he could project spoons.

None !MaiOlev09c Fri Jan 31 10:55:14 2014 No.11858033
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I wonder if you could use Saber to set up a protection racket. Take her to an all you can eat restaurant and let her eat everything, then extort money from the owner by threatening to bring her in every day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 11:17:44 2014 No.11858070 >>11855337 I would do everything she asked, even lick her feet if she wanted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 12:23:02 2014 No.11858162 >>11858033 You are a terrible person. I like you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 12:46:32 2014 No.11858203 >>11858033 Doesn't Sakura actually eat more than Saber? I thought it was that Saber ate more than you'd expect but she was more into having food that wasn't a burned, tasteless pile of crap for once in her life.

>>	Freezing Fri Jan 31 13:02:35 2014 No.11858249 File: 398 KB, 1280x1024, 1261212519yaoi-d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11858033 Is that a Burger?

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Fri Jan 31 13:13:22 2014 No.11858264 >>11858033 >>11858203 Take inverted Saber to a buffet. Close them down in one hour.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 01:37:59 2014 No.11859902 >>11856118 If she kicked the immis out, there would only be the dirty Welsh left.

>>	None !MaiOlev09c Sat Feb 1 01:43:45 2014 No.11859919 >>11859902 What about the Scots?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 01:47:14 2014 No.11859934 >>11859919 The Scots would partially remain I guess - they are somewhat less native than the welsh though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 01:49:44 2014 No.11859939 >>11859934 there's only 1 race, the human race :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 01:54:59 2014 No.11859956 >>11859939 Scots are an ethnicity. not a race.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 01:59:14 2014 No.11859966 >>11859956 race doesn't exist

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