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11852669 No.11852669[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Bird girls are best girls!

>> No.11852671

tokiko a right
mystia a left
thread a bump

>> No.11852679

luk a burd

>> No.11852683

everybirdie must post

>> No.11852684
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best bird confirmed

>> No.11852689

>>11852684
would bang

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Look out, or they might drop a shit on your head!

>> No.11852697

>>11852694
girls dont poop

>> No.11852704
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Birds are wonderful

>> No.11852703

>>11852694

renko is not a bird.

>> No.11852710 [DELETED] 

I wish I were a bird. I'd fly away and be free of this filth-filled society. I would soar to new heights, scale the highest peaks, cross the world with just the feathers on my back, and eventually settle down in a nice nest someplace safe and warm. And then the cycle would repeat.

>> No.11852717

>>11852710
If you were a bird how would you post on /jp/?

>> No.11852725 [DELETED] 

>>11852717
After I'd make a mess of shitposters' pots and pans, I'd peck something out on their grimy keyboards

How do Touhou girls post on /jp/? They don't have electricity or computers in Gensokyo.

>> No.11852780 [DELETED] 

>>11852710
>filth-filled society
It's funny because birds are really fucking gross.

>> No.11852856 [DELETED] 
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>>11852710

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>>11852856

>> No.11852869 [DELETED] 

>>11852867
>>>/pol/

>> No.11852872 [DELETED] 

>>11852867
The fact that you will never find a woman who loves you is proof of a higher power at work.

>> No.11852879 [DELETED] 

>>11852869
The fedora meme comes from edgy far-right christians on /pol/ to begin with

>> No.11852880 [DELETED] 

>>11852872
My mom loves me.

Plus a girl said she loved me platonically once...

>> No.11852883 [DELETED] 

>>11852880
>a girl said she loved me platonically
LOL! (I wanted to added more to this post but all I could say was fucking lol lmao)

>> No.11852888 [DELETED] 

>>11852883
thats not funny. some of us have never had a girl friend before.

>> No.11852893 [DELETED] 

>>11852880
>platonically
Did she actually have to add "platonically" so your loser ass didn't get the wrong idea?

>> No.11852898 [DELETED] 

>>11852883
>>11852893
Stop. You are obviously the same person and it isn't funny.

>> No.11852901 [DELETED] 

>>11852898
y-you too

seriously why the fuck does everyone on /jp/ type exactly the same? im an intj with diagnosed asperger's living on neetbux just like all you but i dont type like a stupid faggot

>> No.11852904 [DELETED] 

i dont get why everyone on jp makes neetbux sound like the best thing in the world, i only get $480 because i live with mom and dad. and they ask rent because they know im making money and they make me buy my own food with foodstamps too. its better than living on the street and its better than not having any money at all, but getting on SSI isnt the absolute answer to every NEETlife problem, srsly guys

>> No.11852905
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What is this thread even doing

>> No.11852906 [DELETED] 

>>11852879
>edgy
>far-right christians
Uh...

>> No.11852911 [DELETED] 

>>11852904
I you inform them you're paying rent you'll get the full 700.

>> No.11852914 [DELETED] 

>>11852906
It's true. /pol/ is full of people who were too edgy to be part of the mainstream-edgy angsty atheist crowd. They were so edgy they went right back to being super conservative 1940s residents yearning for white-picket fences and an end to "degeneracy."

Edgy is all about going against the flow, and on all the hip internet hangouts for youngsters, faithlessness is the norm. That's how you can be edgy and a conservative Christian at the same time.

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>>11852914
Lol. You are reaching fucking hard as hell to hide your fedora dude.

Pic related it's you (fedora is under the hood which is a metaphor for your gayass argument)

>> No.11852927 [DELETED] 

>>11852914


>1940s

Try 1789

>> No.11852925 [DELETED] 

>>11852901
You do type like a stupid faggot.

>> No.11852929 [DELETED] 

>>11852924
That isn't a hood. It's a shirt pulled up.

>> No.11852937 [DELETED] 

THIS THREAD WAS DEFINITELY WORTH BABYSITTING

>> No.11852940 [DELETED] 

baby sit something with more 2hu next time ''please".

>> No.11852941 [DELETED] 

>>11852914
/pol/ is just politically-themed kabuki theatre for underperforming teens and twenty-somethings. all they do is stomp around and make a lot of dramatic gestures for their own enjoyment

most of them are rather easily tricked as well. none of them know how to scrub a photo of exif data

>> No.11852946 [DELETED] 

>>11852941
moral of the story: /pol/ is full of normies deep down, ergo always reject crossies

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Mystia sings. Do the other bird Touhous?

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>>11853081
I always like to imagine Okuu sings on the job. She doesn't have anyone to talk to most of the time except for Orin when she delivers corpses and I think she'd be eager to use her voice as a bird.

>> No.11853225

>>11853216

CAW CAW

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>>11853225
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSwAnq4A6XY

>> No.11853234

>>11853230
>Corvids show their love by holding beaks like humans hold hands

CUTE AS HECK

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>>11853234
Holding hands with Okuu!

>> No.11853259

>>11852669
2foul4me

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Corvids are monogamous!

>> No.11854228

Mystia and Tokiko are love!

>> No.11854252

mystia cutest burd

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>>11854284
I prefer the original Japanese.

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>>11854284
Phoenix cutest bird

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>>11854284
>>11854561
heh

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>>11854567

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>> No.11854792 [DELETED] 

>>11854284
top lel

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>>11854284
top lel

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>>11854352
Huh? Japanese? Wasn't the author of those finnish?

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birds

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chirp chirp

>> No.11854838

Do you think their wings twitch when they orgasm?

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>> No.11854843

Do bird towhos have long toe nails?

>> No.11854840

>>11854814
Yes. He's just trolling.

>> No.11854866

>>11854814
no

he's finnish and posts on apokalauta

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fakest birds

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Birds have much lighter and fragile bones compared to other animals. Make sure you handle your birdhu with care!

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>>11854918
Would bang her tenderly

>> No.11854948

>>11854838
yes, i always imagine okuus wings would fully extend, begin to spasm and send feathers everywhere at the height of pleasure. i love to think of other cute ways her wings could behave like another set of arms

>> No.11855014

I like when my mom buys seed for the birds outside I like to watch them. She can't buy it often because it's expensive though

>> No.11855032

i want to sex okuu while flying

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>>11854928
And with muuuch love.

>>11855032
Ooh, I like that idea.

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I made a folder for bird Okuu

>> No.11855118

>>11855113
Orin's fur is black you FUCKING IDIOT

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