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Jack the Ripper is a terrible gardener.

>> No.11845163 [DELETED] 

OTAKU
CULTURE

>> No.11845217

>>11845141
Isn't that Dio Brando?

>> No.11845369

Stop calling her that.

>> No.11845466

Is Sakuya actually Jack the Ripper?

>> No.11845470

>>11845466

You get to pick her backstory. She's either a reformed Jack the Ripper, a Belmont that failed to kill Remy, or a Lunarian with amnesia.

>> No.11845474

>>11845466
yep, She kill those prostitutes because didn't like competence...

>> No.11845485

>>11845474

Know your shame.

>> No.11845511

>>11845470
>Lunarian with amnesia
Actual moon princess, Kaguya is fake

>> No.11845563

>>11845511
A moon princess who works like a maid, that's good dude

>> No.11845573

>>11845563
You need to google the word "amnesia" before replying. A hint, it's not referring to your shitty jump-scare let's plays either.

>> No.11845582

>>11845141
Meiling actually does the gardening.

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>>11845582
yep.

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>>11845573
Still mad nerd.
When I wrote " that's good dude" was in a positive way, not sarcasm, but my english is so shitty to express that.

I mean, a story where one moon princess ends working as a maid is a good plot...

A hint, take it easy dude...

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>>11845650
amnesia is always a bad plot, al-wa-ys

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>>11845217

>> No.11845999

>>11845470
>a Belmont that failed to kill Remy

I want to kill Remi and free "Sakuya" from her evil influence.
Maybe that's how Remi gets new servants?

>> No.11846008

>>11845999
No, she puts out classified ads in the newspaper.

>> No.11846013

>>11845470
You forgot "stage magician" and "all four".

>>11845474
I thought it was mother issues. http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Assassin_of_Black

>> No.11846021

>>11846008

Stop messing with my headcannon "dude"

>> No.11846026

>>11846013
>I thought it was mother issues.
Can I call Sakuya mommy?

>> No.11846032

>>11846026
No, she calls you mommy, then cuts you open and lies in your carcass.

>> No.11846033

>>11846032

That's my fetish.

>> No.11846036

>>11846032
>No, she calls you mommy
I'm okay up to this part

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>>11846026

Can my children?

>> No.11846055

>>11846045
I don't want to share her

>> No.11846057

>>11845511
Actual Chang'e, moon Chang'e is fake. I mean, has anyone in the Lunar Capital ever even seen Chang'e, other than her guards?

>> No.11846079

>>11845999
People comes to the SDM and offer to serve her faithfully.

>> No.11846080

>>11846079
How do I become a faithful servant of Remilia Ojou-sama?

>> No.11846121

>>11846080
Free your body from all earthly desires.
Enlighten your mind by the arcane art of belly kissing.
Strengthen your soul through praising Remilia everyday, everywhere.

Then drink take a lot of paracetamol and alcohol.
Drinking a lot of bleach works too!

>> No.11846135

>>11846080
Wouldn't you rather be a personal servant of Sakuya? It would be a much more rewarding position and by extension you would be employed by the SDM.

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>>11846121
A few nights ago I dreamt that I was a girl visiting the SDM.
How close am I to becoming a servant?

>> No.11846142

>>11846135

I want her to be my servant! Then I can impregnate her!

>> No.11846151

>>11846142
No. Bad Anon. It would be better if you let Sakuya express some dominance for once in her life.

>> No.11846183

>>11846151
Nah, it's best to remind her that she's only slightly above the average fairy.

>> No.11846187

>>11846183
Unbelievable. You disgust me.

>> No.11846196

>>11846151

I'm sure I'd know about it if she wasn't happy being a servant.

>> No.11846202

>>11846196
>implying it's impossible for a servant to want to be dominant over someone, while remaining a servant

>> No.11846206

>>11846187
If she wants to be the man then she's going to have to take that role by force which she can easily do by stopping time but she probably knows that she won't be earning shit by cheating.

>> No.11846209

>>11846202

Occam's razor! It's more likely that she just likes being a servant!

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>> No.11846224

>>11846206
I'd give it to her if she wanted it.

>> No.11846229

>>11846209
Occam's razor cannot be applied to human behavior as people do not act logically.

>> No.11846279

>>11846224
I suppose after a hard day of work she would want at least one thing to be easy.

>> No.11846295

>>11845470
Sakuya is actually Eirin's half human English daughter who was secretly Jack the Ripper, disgusted at women and humans in general, tried to kill Remi who she thought was a slut but fucked up and became Remi's assbitch
Which is why Eirin was surprised to see her IN.
Prove me wrong

>> No.11846299

>>11846279
And I'd be happy to be that for her

>> No.11846315

>>11846229
>human beings not being comprised of fundamental particles subject to consistent physical laws

also

>empty, meaningless 14th century platitudes being used to anticipate or model anything

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