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ZUN appears before you, and offers you a choice. You may have the drawing ability of felis ovum permanently, or one sexual encounter with the touhou of your choice.

What say you?

>> No.1184336

felis ovum

>> No.1184344

Can I pick Yukari, get her drunk, and wish for more wishes?

>> No.1184347

...Felis ovum. God help me, I'd pass up Flandre.

>> No.1184350

I'll take the one night stand with Aya, thanks. '

>> No.1184343

>>1184329

I prefer the 2D, felis ovum

>> No.1184354

>>1184350
This.

>> No.1184358

Drawing abilities. That way, I can be happier for longer than a night.

>> No.1184369

I'd like the drawing ability, but I fucking know I'd never have the patience to actually draw some o that stuff. I'll fuck a touhou.

>> No.1184381

Sex is not that big of a deal to me. DRAWING PLEASE.

>> No.1184386

ITT priorities.

>> No.1184376

I can't decide. On one hand, I'd be able to draw any high-quality porn that my heart desires. On the other, I could actually put penis in Kanako or Yukarin. Or maybe have Yukarin put a gap into her vagina that also leads to Kanako's vagina, so I could cheat the system.

>> No.1184377

Ovum.

>> No.1184379

I wouldn't be able to fap to my own drawings, so I choose the sexual encounter.

>> No.1184390

Sex I can get without resorting to toohoes. Drawing ability? I could rule the entire DeviantART world with that.

>> No.1184388

Can I have sex with Felis Ovum instead?

>> No.1184400

>>1184390

>>deviantart

Oh ho.

>> No.1184404

>>1184329
I guess we all know what ZUN himself chose. so, I'll go with that myself.

>> No.1184406

>>1184390
I hate you.

>> No.1184416

>>1184404
Lots and lots of touhou sex? 'cause he sure as hell doesn't have drawing ability.

>> No.1184420

felis ovum

>> No.1184431

felis.
fucking.
ovum.

>> No.1184432

Meanwhile, felis ovum is sipping champagne while his 14 year old girlfriend prepares his drawing supplies for another grand endeavor.

>> No.1184445

>>1184416
he chose endless aya whoring, of course. ZUN can't draw for shit.

>> No.1184438

>>1184416
That's the joke

>> No.1184472

...Felis ovum.

>> No.1184489
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1184489

>one sexual encounter with the touhou of your choice

I can always make it as something other than an artist, but I wouldn't have the chance to have Keine again.

>> No.1184504

>>1184489
You have such a NICE ASS, Anonymous.

>> No.1184511

>drawing ability of felis ovum permanently
This is the only answer

>> No.1184516

Probably Felis Ovum, one night is not a long time, besides humans have the remarkable ability to start to miss people that they have spent time with and are attached to.

>> No.1184582

The sexual encounter. Ability is one thing, but the motivation to use it is another.

>> No.1184631

>>1184629
Hurr.

>> No.1184629

pfft, option 2

I have 1 already.

>> No.1184655

>>1184431
You spend the rest of your life drawing Anatomically Correct Chen.

>> No.1184661
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1184661

I'm impressed

>> No.1184658

Neither is good enough. I want the combined ability of Felis Ovum, Dan Kim, Tohonifun and Kouta Hirano combined and stacked upon one another or the ability to fuck as many Touhous as I want whenever I want for an entire day.

Either of those or fuck off.

>> No.1184677

>>1184658
>>1184658
>Tohonifun
Why the hell did you mention him? His art isn't that great.

>> No.1184698

>>1184677

Because he does it at the speed of light. Need to make up for Kouta Hirano who is slow as shit.

>> No.1184705

Part of why I enjoy drawing is because I am terrible at it and am constantly improving every time I actually bother to put pencil to paper. If I had any skill I'd turn into one of those whiny artists who never thinks a fucking awesome picture is any good, sees only the flaws in their own work, etc.

Because of this: Sex.

>> No.1184712

Drawing ability of Felis Ovum so I can be a better artist than my sister and hopefully freak people out at the same time.

>> No.1184718

>>1184705
>If I had any skill I'd turn into one of those whiny artists who never thinks a fucking awesome picture is any good, sees only the flaws in their own work, etc.

No, that's just perfectionism.

>> No.1184722
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1184722

I'm not a fan of felis ovum, so I'll be ramming Iku's ass instead.

>> No.1184731

Drawing. I wouldn't be so lazy if I had the talent.

>> No.1184732

>>1184718
>No, that's just perfectionism.
That's actually what I mean, I just didn't think /jp/ wants a story of my life or some crap.
I am one, but only on things I decide are worthwhile, longterm endeavors that matter to me. Education and grades, staining some new wood furniture that cost a lot (or really anything that costs me money), keeping my credit history clean, etc. I don't want to be serious about art because I'm afraid, knowing me, I would become too perfectionist about it.

>> No.1184737
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1184737

I'm too lazy to draw. Give me a one night stand with Tenshi instead.

>> No.1184739

>>1184732
I want to hear the story of your life.

>> No.1184747
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1184747

if i had the chance to lick the mikos armpits i would die a happy man

choice 2 hands down

>> No.1184761

>>1184739
Seconded.

>> No.1184779

Option 2.
Reimu.
Live a happy life with her, all alone at the shrine and never have the sex.
I could do that...

...I could... live with it...

;_;

>> No.1184800

drawing ability gets u money, gets you chicks

>> No.1184803 [SPOILER] 
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1184803

I'd much rather learn to draw than have someone's ability thrown at me. And I'm not a fan of Felis Ovum.

Therefore, its either Yuyuko or Tenshi tonight.

>> No.1184808

What does it feel like to impregnate a kappa?

>> No.1184814

>>1184808
feels good man

>> No.1184818

>>1184808
Fells good man.

>> No.1184857

>>1184329
>one sexual encounter with the touhou of your choice.

I don't want a sexual encounter with a touhou, I just want one of them to hold me while I sleep. ;_;

>> No.1184901

The guy's a fucking furry, I'll take the chick thanks.

>> No.1185088

>>1184901
WE'RE TELLING YOU THAT YOU CAN HAVE HIS ABILITIES, NOT THAT YOU GET TO THINK LIKE HIM.

>> No.1185173

one encounter with mokou. but then, i use drugs and hypnotism secretly to make her into my eternal sex slave without her noticing the change. and everything ends well.

>> No.1185169

I want to stick my cock inside Reisen, thanks.

>> No.1187083

>>1184329
>ZUN appears before you
"...may i hug you?"

>> No.1187096

One night with the doll make of Bucaresti

>> No.1187116

drawing skill.

maybe then I can finally find another job or something.

>> No.1187124

I want to draw myself having sex with a Touhou.

>> No.1187152

1. Sex with Keine
2. Wait for fullmoon
3. Sex with Ex-Keine
4. Change History.
5. Draw porn having sex with other Touhous.

>> No.1187179

>>1184329
I don't want to draw furry art. Which he does sometimes.

>> No.1187182

Felis Ovum because artists get laid and even if I hate 3D. I can always draw something for me to fap to.

But I wanna have hot sex with Reimu too ;_;

>> No.1189751

i threaten to kill his family if he doesn't offer both

>> No.1189785
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1189785

1) Rabbit season
2) Mindrape
3) Illusionary rabbit season
4) Repeat step 3

>> No.1189787

Felis Ovum. I don't plan on having sex. The possibility of bringing a child into the world, even in a world where game designers can give you magical gifts, seems too cruel to me.

>> No.1189789

how is this thread still alive

was there dns problems ?

>> No.1189792

>>1189789
It's only one day, not very long, you know.

>> No.1189796

>>1189789
>>1189792
see >>1173626

>> No.1189799

>>1189796
>>1189792 here.
What's that have to do with me ?

>> No.1189798

>>1189796
Mighty fuck.

>> No.1189802

>>1189798
What?
You're shocked by a 2 day old thread ?
We've seen week old threads fairly often around here.

>> No.1189806

I'm not a fan of his artwork, so...

Yukari, if you'd like, I dunno, gap your way over here or something...

>> No.1189807

>>1189802

They're newfags.

>> No.1189812

Drawing ability. Touhous are probably pig disgusting in 3D.

>> No.1189822
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1189822

I don't want a sexual encounter, I just want to fall asleep on a Touhou's lap forever.

;_;

>> No.1189844

>>1184329
>ZUN
>gives you drawing ability

OH YOU.
I'll choose the other option.

>> No.1189861

>>1189822
Women with nice legs make good headrests.

>> No.1189867

>>1189861

But that means you get one of his creations.

>> No.1189875

>>1189822
HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
God help me but I love Tsundere Alice.

>> No.1190051

Speaking as an artist, I find that the development of my own skills is one of the most important parts. If I were to be suddenly given incredibly good skill, I'd feel bad that I hadn't earned it myself, and I'd end up letting that skill go to waste.

Besides, I'm not all that fond of Felis Ovum's style. Too charcoal-y.

I'd take a night of hot sex with Mokou, involving me eating her liver.
A Kaguya is fine too.

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