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Enough is ENOUGH.

I want every single one of you to stop whining about the janitor get the FUCK in here




>> No.11840899

Only homosexuals use /ota/.

>> No.11840907
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/ota/ is shit and for secondaries.

Go to a real board: http://archive.mawa.re/yume/

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>> No.11840917

Post the gaia one.

>> No.11840918

That's it. We raiding this board in the name of /ota/.

>> No.11840923

Who the fvck are you again, newf@g-kun? Go back to the board which you came from and don't try to meddle in the business of the big boys on /jp/.

>> No.11840920

what if i grab YOUR nuts instead!

>> No.11840922
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/ota/ is boring

>> No.11840932

Please kill yourselves out of /jp/. I thought we were done with you idiots once warosu died.

>> No.11840927

I'm the owner of #warosu, you newfag! Bow to your master.

>> No.11840935

Oh, some newsh1t crossie from foolz. Don't ever reply to me again, kudasai.

Warosu is not dead though.

>> No.11840939

Ghost 2.0 is here, don't worry!

>> No.11840943

Go to: http://archive.mawa.re/yume/

This is a better board!

>> No.11840944

Can we continue little girl discussion in this thread?

>> No.11840955

WarosuArmy never dies

*does the Warosu howl of victory*

>> No.11840957

agreed. i'll never be able to roleplay with my fumos in peace now that these trolls are here.

>> No.11840960
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Is this the funpost thread? What have my /jp/ bros been up to?

>> No.11840961

I've been reading up on loli masturbation.

>> No.11840972
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That sounds interesting, dude. Here is how to teach a loli to take care of her boyfriend.

>> No.11840974
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I just want everyone to get along

>> No.11840969
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/ota/ is fucking shit and hardly better than /jp/

Anyway what are you fatNEETs chomping on tonight?

>> No.11840976

I had four donuts, a foot long quiznos sandwich, a microwave pasta thing and now I think I might hit up the big McDs

>> No.11840978

And then Dr Pepper and a monster energy drink

>> No.11840988
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Can I... invite my boyfriend maybe...?

>> No.11840985

I had two double sandwiches about 14 hours ago. I am heading to bed now.

The sandwiches had pasta salad, fried egg, pickles, salami and ketchup. They were quite nice.

>> No.11840989
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I just had two peanut butter and banana sandwiches, while I watched my mom working out in tight yoga pants.

So I still have a boner from that, I'm planning to grab her yoga pants to sniff them later for a good fap session.

>> No.11840993

Why would you put pasta on a sandwich??

>> No.11840997

I'm not fat, but I really like to eat. As mentioned in the previous thread, my pudding is in the fridge for later. I'm really excited!

Maybe I'll make some Scotch Eggs.

>> No.11840995

How old is your mom? What's her body like?

>> No.11841002
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It's really delicious. I also love to put left-over spaghetti. You should try it. My salad looked like this.

>> No.11841004

ota2 is fucking gay

>> No.11841008
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She's a 47 year old Mexican woman, so she got big tits and a nice plump ass

I'd describe her as thick.

>> No.11841011

My mom let me feel her bare tits a few times, breasts are so great~

>> No.11841014

Does she have someone or is she single? Does she know about your lewd thoughts?

>> No.11841023

gross, holy shit fucking freak.


Of course those mommy faggots are posting here.

>> No.11841018

How did that happen?

>> No.11841020

Did she have you? She must have been a young mother.

>> No.11841022

She's currently single but looking at the moment and no she doesn't.

I go to full stealth mode when I do my lewd stuff with her.

>> No.11841028

It is very instesting but mostly arousing. Reading stories about them masturbating for the first time, describing the changes their bodies went through prior, how arousal felt for them, what made them aroused, how they did it, it's all very interesting to read about. The thing that I enjoy the most is the descriptions they write about their wetness, the erecting of their clits, or the swelling of their lips.

Quite a few of the stories include older men mostly in the form of cousins, brothers, family friends, neighbors, ect, and will probably be used at least as somewhat of a for certain parts of the loli relationship guide.

>> No.11841033

fuck off
Have you considered that maybe you can try hinting her your feelings? Maybe she will reciprocate them.

>> No.11841032
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Yeah, she's my real mother, she had me when she was like 23

That's not so rare,especially in Mexico

Please don't bully

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>> No.11841042

Oh I could never do that, even when she's drinking Tequila and can get touchy (in a good way), I don't want to cross that line.

Unless she told me that she wanted to.

>> No.11841048
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But this is a No Bully Zone...

>> No.11841053

That's fucking disgusting.

>> No.11841057

But what if she think the same way? What if she is scared to take the first step too? If you are clever, you can create a situation where you can ``jump'' her and have an excuse for it or something. Remember that in such situation women are not accustomed to take the initiative. You should!

>> No.11841058


>> No.11841062


No, thank you!

>> No.11841063

But I thought you hated warosu

>> No.11841064
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Hmm, I'll think about it.

But what about your mother? Do you feel the same about her?

>> No.11841066

>I thought we were done with you idiots once warosu died.



>> No.11841069

I had a medium cheese pizza from Papa John's.

>> No.11841070

Why do you live in delusion mom losers?

>> No.11841068

>no one is using it

Good one shitposter.

>> No.11841072
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Please don't bully, the mother lovers are a great people, you should respect them and their culture.

>> No.11841076

Until loli lovers can have their threads, mother lovers can't have theirs.

>> No.11841077

>But what about your mother? Do you feel the same about her?
Not my mother, no.

>> No.11841084
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loli lovers belong to /a/ though, /jp/ is strictly mother lovers

>> No.11841085

They're not a people; they have no culture. If you want to post these things go to /r9k/ or /h/ and jerk off with them.

Loli's should fuck off too.

>> No.11841088
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>They're not a people; they have no culture.

You're very racist, anon.

>> No.11841090

/a/ would never embrace loli.

>> No.11841094

You're saying that ironically, right?

>> No.11841093

mazaacon is the fucking worst, scumbag

>> No.11841097


>> No.11841098

You're not a race.

It doesn't change the fact this shit doesn't belong here, lolis can fuck off too.

>> No.11841100

You mean "lolicon"? Or do you want little girls to stop posting on /jp/?

>> No.11841101

lol who the fuck are you to tell people what belongs here and what doesn't?

>> No.11841103

>lolis can fuck off too

Of course lolis can't post on /jp/. They are underage.

>> No.11841104
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>Loli's should fuck off too

You fuck off ``kudasai''

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>> No.11841109

I was tempted to start a thread on /jp/ and relay the questions to my loli relative. I think that may have been a nice thread.

>> No.11841113


>> No.11841115


Actual lolis, also lolicons.

>> No.11841116

But /jp/ would want you to ask her lewd things!

>> No.11841128

I may or may not have asked her. I think she would have found a lot of the stuff funny.

>> No.11841133

Ask her what her favorite book, movie, TV show, game and song are.

>> No.11841141

Isn't the rest of the site completely filled with normals now though? /jp/ is the only place where lolis can exist without too much harassment now. From what I've heard not even /b/ likes them anymore.

>> No.11841142

She's not here anymore. She has trouble reading so I doubt she has a favorite book. I know her favorite band is One Direction and she used to be crazy about that one song "That's why I love you" or something like that that they put out.

>> No.11841149

Next time play native faith or flowering night while she's in the room and describe her reaction.

>> No.11841152

Help I just went for a cigarette and now my face is extremely hot and my feet are burning up, what is happening

>> No.11841155

She's seen me playing DDC once before. She asked if the characters were girls and when I told her they were, she said it was a girl's game.

A few days later called me gay.

>> No.11841160

In what way is that /jp/ related? That is literally /r9k/ tier shit.

She sounds cooler than a nerd like you.

>> No.11841164

>loli lovers belong to /a/ though

Holy shit who the fuck recruited a /jp/ representative while I'm away?

>> No.11841168

When she called me gay I was able to check off one of my items on the bucket list of being harrassed or teased by a loli, although not to the extent that I had wished.

>> No.11841170

/jp/ doesn't like big plump mommies?

Smoke is hot.

>> No.11841172

Holy fuck your nerd ass got wrecked by a little girl faglord.

>> No.11841183

I'm pretty sure she knows I'm not gay. Or maybe she thinks I'm gay and that's why she shows me her panties and lets me choose her outfits.

>> No.11841184

Could you be any more pathetic god damn.

>> No.11841185
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Any COD otaku here?

>> No.11841187

Then read to her. You are missing out on an opportunity to bond with your loli relative.

>> No.11841188

No dude, just no.

>> No.11841189


>why she shows me her panties and lets me choose her outfits.

Woah dude...

>> No.11841190

She's a little girl who cares? Fucking faggot.

>> No.11841194

COD Otaku here, barely got my second prestige. I'm getting there.

>> No.11841192

You guys are just bitter that you don't have a little girl who lets you pick her outfits.

>> No.11841196

I care because little girls are the most important type of person to me.

>> No.11841200

Sure thing, Epic lolis right guys?!?!? Disregard the fact she's three dimensional.

>> No.11841202

How do you know she's 3D? Anon could be describing a hallucination he is having. That seems the most likely explanation, really.

>> No.11841203

>Disregard the fact she's three dimensional

lol yeah d00d i like lolis too but only on 2D fuck those pedos amiryt br/a/h?

>> No.11841205

You do realize that the whole 3dpd was a joke, right? You are literally adopting a meme as your philosophy. Wake up, man!