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>/jp/

>> No.11840213

>>11840210
Please go back to the 90s and never return, thank you.

>> No.11840215
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>>11840213

>> No.11840218

>>11840215
I am not /jp/.

>> No.11840223

>>11840222
>That

>> No.11840221

/jp/ is not jews

>> No.11840222
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>>11840218

>> No.11840225
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>>11840218

>> No.11840226

>>11840221
LOL

>> No.11840234

>>11840221
>/jp/
>not jews
/jp/ - Jewish Pride

>> No.11840243
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>>11840223
This?

>> No.11840244

What internet browsers do truNEETs use?

>> No.11840248

>>11840221
Go away, T-Doge.

>> No.11840246

>>11840244
aol1.0

>> No.11840247

>>11840210
/jp/ is jewish?

>> No.11840252 [DELETED] 

>>11840244

>> No.11840251

>>11840246
Good choice

>> No.11840254

>>11840247
see
>>11840221

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>> No.11840263

JANNYS AWAY

_FREAK_OUT_

>> No.11840270

>>11840244
Opera

>> No.11840272

>>11840243
who dat cutie on the right?

>> No.11840273

>>11840270
Chromium a shit

>> No.11840277

>>11840263
neet thread?

what did you guys do today?

>> No.11840280

>>11840272
gay

>> No.11840281

>>11840273
Uh...?

>> No.11840282

>>11840277
I had to work, been NEETing it up since I got off though.

>> No.11840285

>>11840280
how's that gay?

>> No.11840286

>>11840277
neeting

>> No.11840290

>>11840282
nice dude, me too. i love unwinding with some /a/ and /jp/ after a hard day.

>> No.11840292

Do all NEETs live with their parents, or do some own their own place?

>> No.11840293

Lately I've been thinking of ways I can make money, but nothing really appeals to me because I'm lazy. In the end I've been thinking that it may be easiest to do lewd things because it seems like it pays a lot and I don't really have to do anything, but there's a problem. I don't want my first time to be with another guy and I don't want to get AIDS. I may or may not have almost been tricked into doing something like that before, so I don't think I wouldn't be able to get into it if I just put myself out there. Still, I want it to be the absolute last resort.

How can I make $200 in a month to buy a 3DS XL?

>> No.11840303

>>11840281
Don't tell me you're still using 12.16.

>> No.11840307

>>11840292
I live with my parents.

>> No.11840310
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>>11840303

>> No.11840311

>>11840307
Do your parents think you're miserable trash? I want to be NEET but I'm afraid of making them disappointed in me

>> No.11840320
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11840320

NEETs - GET A JOB
EETs - GET BACK TO WORK

>> No.11840323

>>11840293
I wouldn't go near any men on craiglists, I'm sure all those filthy homos have aids and it isn't worth it for a video game system. Try selling some of the shit you own off on ebay maybe? Make items for dota2 or just try and play the dota2 market.

>> No.11840330

>>11840243
LMAO @ those chuu2.

>> No.11840344

>>11840323
I don't own anything that would sell for much. I'd have to sell a lot of my stuff (most of which I use) to just get one handheld console. I also don't know anything about dota 2.

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>>11840244

>> No.11840349

>>11840347
MILGGGG

>> No.11840356

>>11840344
I guess if you kill yourself you might be able to play 3ds in the after-life.

>> No.11840360

>>11840347
Holy shit that's a hairy arm.

>> No.11840362

>>11840347
Fagg/o/ts can't be truNEETs.

>> No.11840361

>>11840347
hey dude, I like your youtube channel.

>> No.11840363

where are my warosu bros ;_;

>> No.11840367

>>11840363
warosu2.no-ip.org

>> No.11840372

Who Vita here?

>> No.11840373

>>11840363
>>11840367

They're all waiting for you on /ghost/ 2.0 !

>> No.11840374
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>>11840244

>> No.11840376

>>11840374
Those are some nice tabs you got there

>> No.11840377

>>11840374
Reported to the NSA.

>> No.11840379

>>11840367
can someone confirm this link to be safe, normally i would check out every source code of a new site i want to enter by myself but it's late

>> No.11840382

>>11840347
Doritos are disgusting

>> No.11840384

>>11840379
no virus :)

>> No.11840385

>>11840382
wow so kind of like you?

>> No.11840389

>>11840379
jeez what the f*ck dude r u some kinda nerd??

>> No.11840388

>>11840361
Please give a link.

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>> No.11840393

>>11840384
thanks derek

>> No.11840394

>>11840388
http://www.youtube.com/user/DreamJ2eaper

>> No.11840395

>>11840367
it's not the same...

>> No.11840396

>>11840374
>Firefox 8
Why?

>> No.11840398 [SPOILER] 
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>>11840391

>> No.11840399

>>11840388
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheLordofShell

>> No.11840403

>>11840347
why don't you spam cocks anymore?

>> No.11840404

>>11840403
He got tired of it so he started spamming anime characters, but he was arrested recently when the police caught him molesting a little girl.

>> No.11840407

>>11840403
That guy's not me. I don't own a Porsche, nor do I like milk. I'd also feel really bad posting a photo that looks that poor.

>> No.11840413
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Firefox 26.0

I'm not funny or interesting so I won't take a picture or screencap

>> No.11840417

No one uses Aurora? To scared of constant updates?

>> No.11840419

>>11840403
Also, to answer, I started doing other things. This summer I spent most of the time with my cousins or riding, and now I'm trying to get into making videos.

My arm isn't that fucking big either, Jesus Christ.

>> No.11840423

>>11840417
I use aurora as my back up browser.

>> No.11840424

>>11840407
calm down josh

>> No.11840425

>>11840423
I'd use you as my back up browser, if you know what I'm saying

>> No.11840428

>>11840419
>other things

Like being in jail for sexual assault.

>> No.11840432

>>11840417
Enjoy you are Australis in February.

>> No.11840433

>>11840413
The picture you attached to your post made me laugh. I think you are lying about not being funny.

>> No.11840437

>>11840419
Did your cousins ride you?

>> No.11840443

>>11840433
Your easily amused, 9 times out of 10 you're an idiot as well.

>> No.11840444

>>11840303


opera 12.16 is the masterrace

>> No.11840449

>>11840443
no bully

>> No.11840450
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>>11840444
Nah

Nice trips, though.

>> No.11840451

>>11840244
People who ask this question are always the worst people.

>> No.11840454

>>11840451
I'm a great person

>> No.11840455

I don't know if I should go for a NEET smoke break or not.

>> No.11840459

>>11840451
Why?

>> No.11840460

>>11840437
Well, on my back and on my shoulders, yeah. Never like a horse while I crawled on all fours though so that's a bit disappointing.

>> No.11840461

>>11840455
NEETs shouldn't smoke! Drop that cigarette!

>> No.11840464

>>11840455
How do you afford cigarettes?

>> No.11840468

>>11840455
Neets can't afford to smoke.

>>11840454
Prove it.

>>11840449
Fuck you.

>>11840459
Personal experience.

I would also like to take this time to remind you to buy a 4chan pass today!

>> No.11840469

>>11840461
Why not, it's not like our health is at top of our priorities.


>>11840464
I can't, I spent my food money on them.
#NEETlife

>> No.11840470

>>11840468
>prove it
Okay

>> No.11840472

>>11840460
I meant on you're d*ck, you retarded pedo......

>> No.11840475

>>11840469

Start vaping, it's cheaper in the long term.

>> No.11840480

>>11840472
Not like that, sorry. I don't think a 9/10 year old would be able to accomodate an adult anyway.

>> No.11840477

cocks
o
c
k
s

>> No.11840483

>>11840475
Uhh... you mean like vaping drum tobacco...?

>> No.11840484

i really hope my investments skyrocket some day so i can NEET for the rest of my miserable life.

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>> No.11840489

>>11840483

No, start using an e-cig.

>> No.11840491

>>11840480
>I don't think a 9/10 year old would be able to accomodate an adult anyway
I doubt that will stop you, worthless pedo scum.

>> No.11840495

>>11840491
Of course it would stop me.

>> No.11840496

>>11840477
cocks
o
c
k
suckit
h
i
r
l
e
y

>> No.11840497

>>11840489
Yeah I probably should get one, but I have zero willingness anyways so I can't be bothered to order one.

>> No.11840501

official /jp/ culture thread

>> No.11840503
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>>11840488
I reported, but it did nothing gomen anon-san. There's like 4 others too.

>> No.11840506

I tried listening to that kyary woman so I could be closer to the goddess M, but I just can't deal with her shitty music.

>> No.11840509

>>11840503
>>11840503
get back to your generals nerd this is OUR TURF

>> No.11840513

>>11840506
PONPONPON is an alright song.

>> No.11840519

>>11840513
I don't know if the song itself is particularly good, whoever designed the jingle definitely made it catchy though.

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>>11840509
B-b-b-but muh shitposting.

Also please remember to buy a 4chan pass.

>>11840513
YOU are a bad person

>> No.11840525

Is this the shitpost general?

>> No.11840528

>>11840525
/jp/ is the official shitposting board

shitposting is otaku culture

>> No.11840529

I'm so excited that this thread is alive! I think I'm going to go get a snack now to celebrate.

>> No.11840530

>>11840519
catchy = good, /mu/ nerd

>> No.11840532

>>11840530
>meme
:)

>> No.11840533

>>11840532
it's pronounced メメ

>> No.11840534

>>11840530
I don't browse /mu/, crossie.

>> No.11840539

>>11840530
Why not? What's more important than being enjoyable to listen to?

>> No.11840541

>>11840529
Are you the same guy who said he drank 2 2 liters of soda every day? Please, think of what you're doing to yourself.

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>>11840244
lynx.

>> No.11840545

>>11840541
Who FUCKING cares what that nerd drinks, NEETs do not have to give a SHIT about their health god damn pissing pepsi

>> No.11840546

>>11840532
What meme did I use?

>>11840534
Neither do I.

>> No.11840555
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where my fatNEETs at

>> No.11840552

>>11840545
please reconsider your lifestyle you are making your friends on /jp/ worry about you.

>> No.11840554

>>11840543
Hello Stallman

>> No.11840560
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>>11840545

>> No.11840556

>>11840543
woah dude r u a hacker?

>> No.11840557

>>11840555
I bet your blood tastes like pure sugar

>> No.11840558

>>11840552
>friends

Like I'd be friends with you homos, you're also talking to the wrong person.

>> No.11840559
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>>11840545
You're not a truNEET.

>>11840539
You're wrong though.

>>11840552
Fuck that guy, he doesn't deserve to live.

>> No.11840562

>>11840555
Here

>> No.11840564

>>11840541
You know, '"snack" doesn't have to mean something unhealthy.

>> No.11840565

>>11840559
Son, I am more tru than you could ever hope to be.

>> No.11840566
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>>11840556
maybe

>> No.11840567

>>11840555
I'm a thin NEET.

sorry.

>> No.11840569

>>11840555
there
>>11840545

>> No.11840570

I miss that one fatNEET that used to brag about being 400lbs and he'd say GET ON MY LEVEL

>>11840567
Keep eating and someday you might ascend to fatneet status

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Oh, Joey, if you're hurtin', so am I.

>> No.11840574
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Post Lain

>> No.11840575
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>> No.11840576

who sage otaku here

>> No.11840577

>>11840539
That's what I was saying. People who think catchy music is bad are dumb /mu/ nerds.

>> No.11840584

>>11840555
Me. I've been working on losing weight, though.

>> No.11840580

>>11840577
The catchy part was just designed by someone completely unrelated to the singer though, that's why the song itself is shit.

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>>11840555
>>11840565
Fat Neets are fauxNeets.

All true neets are /fit/, they also must know how to operate.

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>> No.11840585
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The occasional thread like this is nice...

>> No.11840586
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>>11840574
ok

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>>11840575

>> No.11840591

>>11840576
the sage is gone my friend. sometimes i look back on those times and wonder if they were real at all.

>> No.11840592

>>11840583
butthurt 2hu nerd

>> No.11840593

>>11840583
haha!
i like this gif!

>> No.11840594
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>>11840574
I don't seem to understand the correlation between Slowpoke and Lain, but I entirely don't mind it at all. Encourage it, even.

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>>11840576
Yo soy sage otaku hermano.

>>11840583
You know it bro.

>> No.11840597

>>11840580
How does that make the song shit?

>> No.11840599

>>11840581
truNEETs aren't crossies...

>> No.11840602

>>11840599
Don't pay that nerdmeister any mind, he's clearly some crossie subhuman.

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>>11840581
Why the fuck would a truNEET need to work out?
Thats normie shit for people that want girlfriends or to impress others.

Being a truNEET is all about doing what feels good and living for urself.

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JAY IS OUT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND!

WOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!

*throws paperball on some dweeblord*

>> No.11840607

>>11840597
he isnt saying that you /mu/ autist, jesus.

>> No.11840608

>>/jp/thread/S11839144#p11839598

Heh.

>> No.11840614

>>11840603
Working out feels good as HECK, dude.

>> No.11840615

>>11840607
I'm not from /mu/, fagboy.

>that's why the song itself is shit

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>>11840599
>>11840602
TruNeets have nothing better to do than browse an anonymous image board preparing for various implausible scenarios gathering skills along the way.

>>11840603
Working out feels good brah, try it out sometime.

>>11840605
lel

>> No.11840619

>>11840608
>>/jp/thread/S11839144#p11839603

HOLY SHIT :00000000

>> No.11840620

>>11840608
You aren't funny dude, you're just a fag.

>> No.11840624

>>11840619
I didn't get banned for the post he was replying to, thank fucking piss.

>> No.11840625
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funposting on /jp/!

>> No.11840629

>>11840621
Do the "tren" meme next, bro! :-D

>> No.11840636

>>11840625
This is shitposting, bro. Funposting is that faggy weeb roleplaying shit.

>> No.11840631

hahah holy shite im pissing all over mah couch

>> No.11840633

>>11840614
it's hard and boring. swimming is nice and it keeps you slim and girlish

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At this moment I am euphoric

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>>11840614
>>11840621
>>11840541

>> No.11840639

>>11840629
Sure thing broseph, but I'm all shitposted out.

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>>11840555
got a whole plate of brownies that mom made

>> No.11840642

>>11840637
I love this picture, it makes me laugh every time.

>> No.11840643

>>11840634
cat look like janny LOL

>> No.11840644
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most underrated wug

>> No.11840646

>>11840637
Normies have jobs,money and girlfriends tho.
All I have is my reckless good looks.

>> No.11840647

>>11840642
You really must be an easily entertained retard, huh?

>> No.11840651

>>11840647
Don't bully!!

>> No.11840653

>>11840640
I love fresh brownies but ones that have cooled down aren't my thing.
Earlier this week I went to a buffet and I kept hearing the waitress mutter mean things under her breath.

If its all you can eat then it should be all you can eat, no bullying allowed.

>> No.11840656

how do i deal with the fact that 99% of the people that go to /jp/ now are crossboarders?

>> No.11840657

>>11840644
Too old

>> No.11840658

>>11840647
I'm actually fucking brilliant, unlike you faggot.

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>>11840644
Kaya is my fav wug girl.

>> No.11840661

>>11840656
As opposed to the 100% originally?

>> No.11840664

>>11840656
Suicide.

>> No.11840665

>>11840657
what r u a pedo?!?

>> No.11840666

>>11840656
Realize that people like to be well rounded. You probably have seen my replays too.

>> No.11840671

>>11840659
Woah... that's pretty slutty.

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11840668

Find the giraffe /jp/

>> No.11840669

>>11840633
Swimming gives you broad shoulders. For women this is fine but for men it will ruin any effeminate figure you had before.

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Most of the time I want to die but today I feel good

>> No.11840674

>>11840668
what a WACKY pic LOL x)

>> No.11840679

>>11840656
Give up. /jp/ is shit.

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>>11840668

>> No.11840678

>>11840675
cannot unsee

>> No.11840680

>>11840671
It's fine. She's not showing any pantsu

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>>11840646
forgot pic

>> No.11840682

>>11840680
From that angle, but what if you were to her side, god damn slut.

>> No.11840683

>>11840681
Come on, buddy. That's not really you.

Who is that and why did they do to you to make you want to post their picture here?

>> No.11840685

>>11840682
But you aren't to her side so it's okay. Calm down she's not a slut.

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11840686

Its almost 1am
Anyone up for a Nightcall?

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>>11840681
Gross, my hair isn't that long.

Pic related

>> No.11840689

>>11840685
Whatever you say guy, I think she's pretty damn slutty.

>> No.11840690

>>11840686
Please leave, n/o/rmie.

>> No.11840691
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>>11840683
forgot pic

>> No.11840693

>>11840688
Skeletor hands

>> No.11840694

>>11840656
Do you expect me to stick around here all day where threads move at a snail's pace? Of course not, I'm going to go be entertained on another board while I wait half an hour for the thread I just posted in to move.

>> No.11840695

http://ota-ch.com/jp/res/38102.html
such crossboard many wow epic

>> No.11840696

>>11840688
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT mot postin on da jay

>> No.11840697

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zdPry3bcRU

>/jp/

>> No.11840698
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11840698

I see you are all having fun,good.

I will post myself for you

>> No.11840700
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11840700

sup

>> No.11840706

>>11840688
10 bucks says this really is moot and he posts with his capcode ITT

>> No.11840707

>>11840697
Slavs are scum.

>> No.11840708

>>11840700
Seaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

>> No.11840710

>>11840694
Wow your kind of a slut...

>> No.11840711
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11840711

>watch Drive because everyone on 4chan raves about it
>changes my life
>one night mom yells for me to go pick up my sister
>put on cool jacket
>grab my old karting gloves
>find some toothpicks between the couch cushions
>Drive mode engage
>go to pick her up, park across the street and leave the car running
>flash my headlights and reach over to open the door when I see her come out
>see two girls following her
>didn't realize I was giving them a ride too
>sis gets in passenger's seat, girls squeeze in back (BMW 318ti CSL)
>sister notices my attire
>"not again Josh, please"
>ignore her and turn off the radio
>offer the girls a toothpick, they decline
>drive to the end of the street and rip the parking brake to do a 180
>only rotates halfway and almost swipe a parked car but I keep my cool
>sis tells me to stop fucking around and the girls get upset
>ignore them as I reverse into a parking space and look both ways before pulling back out
>girls start making idle chit-chat with me
>I pause, slightly smile at them through rear-view mirror, and provide one-word answers
>"So, what do you do?"
>"... I drive."
>Confused girl "You drive"
>"...It's just part time".
>one of the girls picks up a hammer I had under the seat and asks what its for
>glare at her from the mirror
>"...My hands are a little dirty"
>girl rolls her eyes and mouths something to the other girl silently
>get to the destination
>immediately jump out of car and flip jacket over my shoulder as I walk away briskly
>wait for girls to go inside before I get back in and drive home
>an hour of scrubbing and I still can't get the smell of wet pussy out of my backseat

>> No.11840718

can someone post sheepNEETs

>> No.11840715

>>11840711
who the fuck are you quoting

>> No.11840716
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Let's get this shit started.

Amen!

>> No.11840721
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>> No.11840719

>>11840711
who r u greening?

>> No.11840720
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>>11840581
Post your NEET guns!

>> No.11840723

>>11840720
Those open piss bottles must smell HELLA bad, you fucking queer.

>> No.11840722
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11840722

What a bunch of nerds.

>>11840711
epic... epic to the max.
>>>/r9k/

>>11840716
Amen.
we /fit/ now?

>> No.11840724

>>11840716
Amen!

>> No.11840725
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>>11840722
fuck off normalfag

this is the fatNEET zone

>> No.11840726

>>11840716
Amen.

Jesus helped me find the Kingdom of God within myself.

>> No.11840728

Where did all these subhumans come from?

>> No.11840729

>>11840716
Amen, just in case.

>> No.11840736

>>11840690
Stay mad and butt-frustrated that you've never fucked a smoking hot cosplay ditz cause she was impressed by your racecar.

>> No.11840730

>>11840689
Stop calling pure innocent girls sluts you ultranigger.

>> No.11840731
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>>11840725
Tru/jp/ has always been fit/thin, crossie.

>> No.11840732

>>11840728
It's a party!

>> No.11840733

>>11840728
/o/

>> No.11840735

>>11840728
/fit/

>> No.11840737

>>11840722
With such a common picture I can tell you're a crossie.

>> No.11840738

>>11840730
A slut is a slut, kid. I just call 'em as I see 'em

>> No.11840739

>>11840716
Praised be the Lord! Amen!

>> No.11840743

A few days ago I forgot to eat and where my stomach is was a literal dent instead. I didn't think I'd be able to actually see when my stomach is or isn't full, but I guess now I know.

>> No.11840744

>>11840736
I'm gay.

>> No.11840745
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>>11840736
oops, forgot my pic

polite sage

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>my otaku culture face when reading this thread

>> No.11840750
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>>11840725
You wish nerd, I bet you don't even own guns.

>> No.11840748

>>11840743
I'm a low level fatneet but when I have my fill its very obvious because I look 3 or 4 months pregnant

>> No.11840749
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11840749

epic memes itt guys :DDDDD

>> No.11840752
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11840752

>>11840745
I still can't believe this piece of shit sleeps in the same bed as milk

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>>11840749

>> No.11840757
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>>11840752
You are literally *THIS* mad and jelly.

>> No.11840758
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>>11840754

>> No.11840754
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11840754

>tfw japanese culture is "in"
>tfw we're no longer underground
>tfw otaku are still shit on

>> No.11840755

>>11840752
>VIRGIN

LMAOOOOOO

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>>11840753
*tips diaper*

>> No.11840759

What kind of bodies do little girls like? Can I attract and turn on little girls with a specific type of body?

>> No.11840760
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>>11840737
I'm saving the good ones, dork.

>> No.11840763

Requesting thread ban please.

>> No.11840768

>>11840763
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK

>> No.11840769
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>>11840763
W-why would you wish that on your /jp/eers?

>> No.11840764

>>11840763
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11840765
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>>11840716

>> No.11840770

>>11840765
I Drive

>> No.11840766

>>11840763
Request THIS!

*unsheathes katana sword*

>> No.11840767

>>11840765
I Drive

>> No.11840774
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>>11840765
I Drive

>> No.11840771 [SPOILER] 
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>>11840757
Is this a fatNEET?

>> No.11840773

>>11840769
I don't see any jaypees here, just subhuman crossboarders.

>> No.11840775
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>>11840771
brad is a jackedEET
gotta be hot and have cash if you want to milk the milk

>> No.11840777

>>11840759
Alternatively, what are some other ways to attract and arouse lolis?

>> No.11840783
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11840783

>>11840745
>Fastest ride on ⁄ jp ⁄.png

Fast until you understeer into a tree.

>> No.11840779

>>11840766
*pulls out baret .50 caliber amr sniper rifle from under trenchcoat*
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT!!!?!!?

>> No.11840780
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>>11840750
Post your otaku culture guns kudasai!

>> No.11840781

>>11840777
are you the loligf guide guy?

>> No.11840782
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>>11840777
Dude, follow the official guide....

>> No.11840785
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>>11840775
why is he inside of a spaceshuttle?

>> No.11840784
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>>11840773
forgot pic

>> No.11840786

>>11840763
Me too, since you're probably the only one in this thread that doesn't know how to ban evade.

>> No.11840789
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>>11840774

>> No.11840790

>>11840731
How was Auschwitz?

>> No.11840787

>>11840779
*suddenly appear behind him*
I am usually against killing kids, but you just messed with me at the wrong time.
*stabs him in the back*

>> No.11840788
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>>11840765
I drive

>> No.11840792

>>11840791
cute as HELL dude

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>>11840773

>> No.11840794

>>11840786
You think so kid?

>> No.11840795

>>11840786
>ban evade
You can get banned for that, you know!

>> No.11840797

How were you /jp/ today?

>> No.11840800
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11840800

which jaypee wud u fug

>> No.11840801

>>11840797
Generally fine. Actually, today I felt like experimenting a bit. After shitting on the floor as usual, instead of letting it to dry or cleaning it up, a perverted thought flashed through my mind. I found that puddle of crap amazingly arousing. Even though I fapped to my Rika earlier today, I got a boner.
I don't have any fleshlights, but I found an empty plastic Nestea bottle. You know, those ones have a double-sized opening, instead of the standard coke bottles. It was almost a perfect fit for my penis and I instantly knew what to do.
I filled the bottle with my fresh crap. It was a perfect piece of shit, not too hard but not too liquid either. It's as if God had created it just for me, for that unforgivable moment. Its hardness was roughly that of common toothpaste.
I was reluctant for a bit, but it's not like I could sink any lower than a floor-shitting NEET. I thrust in my cock. It felt so awesome. Soft and warm, it was so close to a real woman. I kept on going and going and had the best orgasm in my entire life.
I know it sounds disgusting, but this is probably even better than the real thing(or, at least I guess, being a virgin), you guys must try it.

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>>11840769
Oh wow!

ika is a bully!

>> No.11840807

>>11840804
God I want to ravage her as she lays like that.

>> No.11840803

>>11840780
I'm not at home, sorry I wish I could.

>> No.11840804
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11840804

>>11840800
Dairy-chan

>> No.11840805

>>11840782
That JAYPEE always makes me smile.

>> No.11840810

>>11840809
It said girls club, not tranny freaks.

>> No.11840808

>>11840801
>it was so close to a real woman
How would you know if you're a virgin?

>> No.11840809
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>>11840800
>not the true queen of /jp/

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>>11840810
Oh yeah, you are just jealous. Stay virgin, milkspammer.

>> No.11840811

>>11840809
le monkey face

>> No.11840812

>>11840809
get the gorilla out of here please

>> No.11840814
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11840814

tfw you will never take milk on a drive through the night and down the hills

>> No.11840815

>>11840813
Seriously so gross dude, go be gay with Sparky somewhere else or something.

>> No.11840816
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>>11840804
milg ...

>> No.11840818
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>>11840807

Yeah, me too. Just let me gear up first.

>> No.11840819

>>11840797
Pretty nice. I made some pudding for later.

>> No.11840820
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>>11840814
Why bother when you can drive through the night and down the hills with an actually worthwhile girl

>> No.11840817

>>11840816
>feel when milg is a NEET again and brad isn't going to keep putting up with her shit and is probably going to leave her useless ass finally and she won't be able to pay for rent and will have to whore herself out to lonely jpsies

>> No.11840822 [SPOILER] 
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>>11840788
I want to split that yuru in half!

>> No.11840824
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11840824

Is this the funposting thread?

>> No.11840821

>>11840780
Cute Reimu, dude.

>> No.11840825
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11840825

Goodnight, /jp/.

See you tomorrow!

>> No.11840826
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>>11840817
>implying brad wouldn't beat your ass for saying that

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>>11840824
So you want to be a shitposter, huh?
It's not easy.

This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of shitpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand shitpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.

Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".

Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic shitpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

The big problem of "cutepost" being called "shitpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic Shitpost". You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって!

>> No.11840828

>>11840826
He's the one leaving her, god damn keep up.

>> No.11840829

>>11840777
Lolis are really curious, doing odd things attract them. This usually works on 7-11 year old ones whose attention span is just like a brick's, plus points if you have Aspergers. 12-13 year old ones tend to act ``mature'', so being quite and looking stoic, sad, or solemn would get their attention, with a short ``Hey!'' you can start a conversation, but don't talk to them in a condescending manner or make them feel like a ``kid'', or talk to them in as if she was in your age (since that would make them feel too proud of themselves for relating to mature people, and you'll likely have a little runt in the future) , just a little bit of both.
And that's it you can now enjoy talking to lolis without the awkward initiation like saying ``H-hi!'' you greet to your cousins visiting on holidays!

P.S.

Please include this on the guidebook

Yours truly,
loliguideman

>> No.11840832

>>11840800
>>11840804
>>11840809
>>11840813
>>11840816
>>11840820
This shit is gay.


>>11840822
There it is! everyone go home.

>> No.11840830

>>11840820
>worthwhile girl

Picture not related.

>> No.11840831

>>11840813
>>11840809
>>11840820
i want to watch a milk vs nagi street fight

don't you both live in socal? make it happen. nagi bullying aside she's a milf, but milk has her beat

>> No.11840835
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11840835

Is this the NEET thread?

>> No.11840837
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11840837

>>11840813
>BMW

>> No.11840842

>>11840285
he think you're gay because you don't like what he like : traps

>> No.11840838

>>11840716
Amen.

>> No.11840840
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>>11840835
>saging a sticky
shiggydiggy

>> No.11840841
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11840841

lolis!

>> No.11840853

>>11840716
>Jesus
>White
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11840847

>>11840842
traps?

>> No.11840851

>>11840841
That kaero's tongue on the bottom right is almost touching that lolis p*ssy...

>> No.11840855
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>>11840847

>> No.11840858

>>11840841
Well that's not appropriate!

>> No.11840860
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>/jp/ meetup

>> No.11840869
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11840869

>>11840853
>>11840835

how to visi-sage?

>> No.11840865

>>11840860
I'm the one on the right

>> No.11840866

>>11840860
Me, in the lower right corner/

>> No.11840868

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5_92XUn8js

Maybe one day a cute little girl will wave at me instead.

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>>11840783

>> No.11840872

>>11840869
you a newfag or summin' kid?

>> No.11840878
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11840878

>>11840872
no bully

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11840876

>>11840841
Oh mama

>> No.11840879
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11840879

Has anyone seen my friend in a long time i dont know where he went and im sad

>> No.11840885

>>11840860
Me on guitar

>> No.11840882
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11840882

>>11840879
hes dead

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11840883

>>11840868
I went to pick up my adderall perscription in a Smart and a little girl was sitting in the back seat of a car and when she saw me get inside to leave she burst into laughter.

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11840888

>>11840882
Please dont say stuff like that you dont mean im sure hes fine just cant post right now i hope he coms back soon

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11840886

>>11840879
he ded bro

>> No.11840889

>>11840851
Her what?

>> No.11840896

I want to talk more about little girls.

>> No.11840895

>>11840883
not used to it by now virg

>> No.11840898

>>11840883
>taking the prescription jew

>> No.11840908

>>11840896
Speak then.
What specifically about little girls do you want to talk about?

>> No.11840909
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11840909

>>11840883
You should put some anime stickers on it.

>> No.11840919
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11840919

>Stop spamming my face on /jp/, faggot worer.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.11840915

>>11840898
Its a performance enhancing drug for high level NEETs

>> No.11840916
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>>11840888
nice triples! im sorry to hear about yor friends, can i maybe be one of your kon friends?

>> No.11840921

>>11840908
Pretty much everything. I want to hear about peoples experiences with them. I want to hear any stories about little girls that anyone has. I wouldn't mind discussing their bodies either.

>> No.11840926
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>>11840555


>>11840883
They are kind of funny looking.

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>>11840926
Well look who's here! now the party can really get started...

>> No.11840945

someon make a new thread please this has reached bumpu limit

>> No.11840947
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>>11840936
One for your collection.

>> No.11840946

>>11840945
Here:
>>11840897

>> No.11840959
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>>11840916
Of course you can now we are friends to yay

>> No.11840977

>>11840946
that thread sucks dick

this is the truJP continuation thread
>>11840971

>>11840971

>>11840971

>> No.11841043

>>11840919
How old is she? Even underneath all that makeup and in a black and white posed photo, her eyes look a bit old to me, not like the cute girl I hoped for...

>> No.11841049

>>11841043
dude shes a milf already no joke. she is probably 25 at least

>> No.11841052

>>11840813
BMW drivers think they own the road, second worst after Audi drivers.

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