/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, in an effort to reach the heart of my beloved Yuka in distant Gensoukyou, I've just returned from a nature walk. Upon coming to a particularly beautiful clearing, I knelt in front of a flower bed and masturbated furiously, while calling out Yuka's name. The way my seed was draped across the flower petals with the force of my climax was quite beautiful.

Tomorrow, I will go and examine my work in the sunlight, and leave an offering of bees for my darling Yuka.

ITT our romantic encounters.

[Anonymous No.]

This is great pasta

[Sion !U4ZKgLjqPw No.]

>>1183844

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymuos No.]

whilst masturbating i found myself in a fruitless vortex of fail and distressed yelps echoing throughout he room.

I was bemused, naturally during self-intercourse i muster a plethora of 'seed' after about 3 minutes, but during this certain plague of excitement i was going on for over 9000 seconds!!! Needless to say, to be able to stay within the topic of this thread, s soon as i thought of my darling i climaxed and destrought upon myself a pseudo-joy, for about 5 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyways, >>1183844, please listen to me. This is really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?

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>>1183844

I remember this and I was 14 years old and it make me sick and didn't eat no beef and didn't drink milk and went of the chocolate because that got a bit of beef in it and now I have go through this again. :(

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>>1183853
>Sion !U4ZKgLjqPw

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, in the effort to reach the heart of my of that loved Of yuka in the distant Of gensoukyou, I exactly returned from the walk of nature. On to come to the definitely most beautiful clearing, I knelt before the bed printing block and masturbated am furious, thus far [vyzyvayushch] outside the name Of yuka. Road my, seed it was which draped through the lobes of flower with the effort of my climax it was sufficiently beautiful.

Tomorrow, I to the ides to examine my work in the sunlight, and leave to propose bees for my of darling Of yuka.

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>>1183844
Enjoy Yuka murdering you while you sleep.

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/thread

[Anonymous No.]

This can only end badly.