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You're not living your life correctly!

>> No.11833719

You're pretty gutsy.

>> No.11833723
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Please show me the path, Eiki-sama.

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Then tell me how to live correctly
no one else ever did

>> No.11833726

Oh yeah, how so?

>> No.11833727

I know that.

No sex-crazed neanderthals allowed.

>> No.11833729
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I want to feel the embrace of death

>> No.11833797
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I live according to the law.

>> No.11833860

Is she parodying Sylvester Stallone?

>> No.11833873
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Of course

>> No.11833877
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you not my real dad! FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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Bkub's Eiki is so many kinds of Awesome

>> No.11833994

The Highest Judge of Paradise

>> No.11838629

TouMAN vs Shikieiki

Who wins?

>> No.11838637
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Blow me.

>> No.11838670
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Shiki Eiki always wins

>> No.11838674

I am sorry Eiki-sama.

>> No.11838676

Implying I care, you Stinkyeiki.

>> No.11838699
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If you were a wise man, you'd care.

>> No.11844164

Lu Bu Xanadu

>> No.11844231

Joke's on you. I don't have one.

>> No.11844269 [DELETED] 

I have no purpose in life.

Can any of you give me something to live for?

>> No.11844271

Anime bitches and the NEET lifestyle.

>> No.11844274

That's just escapism.

Soon my money will end and I won't be able to live the NEET life anymore.

I don't know what will become of me.

>> No.11844277

Think about that when the time comes, till then anime bitches.

>> No.11844287
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It's not easy, dude.

This shit haunts me every time when I go to sleep.

The money is ending day by day!

>> No.11844295

Shiki Eiki-Yamazanado~u


>> No.11844300

NEET as hard as you can and when you're down to your last 20$ blow it on a bottle of booze and throw yourself a send off party.

>> No.11844302

Roger that, copy, two-four.

>> No.11844303

Help underprivileged/poor children/people. I'm sure there are some organizations that will ship you off to some third world country to help out. I'm not sure of the specifics, but I'm sure you could do something like that for free, right?

>> No.11844313

I've actually been considering this..

But there's no fucking internet in Mozambique.

>> No.11844318

There has to be something, right? If not, well then maybe it's for the best. You can concentrate on making them happy and comfortable instead of posting on an anonymous messageboard.

>> No.11844321

But I kind of like this anonymous messageboard.

You have been more than my family and closest friends for years now.

>> No.11844324

Maybe you can volunteer at a YMCA or something. If not that, then I know you can probably become a coach for a youth sports team.

>> No.11844328

I know that feel dude, when all my real life friends started treating me like shit once we graduated uni, I just found myself saying "well my friends on the jay wouldn't ever treat me like this."

>> No.11844352 [DELETED] 
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to figure out gods plan, pursue any plan. only through engagement with being does being disclose itself. and pursuing even simple, parochial ideals righteously, doing what is best to succeed at these goals and not fail, can (and does) still advance more transcendent ideals, even when youre not conscious of them.

really, its that simple, pick something you want to do, and get cracking, values are implicit teleologies after all (the examination of which being highly informative for self-consciously determining ones own values [does one really advocate the effects of what one says they advocate?], but thats another discussion). you may not really know what effect you'll have at the end, but you can be atleast certain you advanced history in even a small way.

i say this since thats the sort of question where if you have to ask, you probably dont/wont get it. since you're here on /jp/, i personally recommend cultivating your virtues: get good at a form of competition (this is a big one), familiarize with a field of study, cultivate physical excellence, learn and art or trade, et cetera et cetera. the very process of personal development helps disclose truths of being, wherein one succeeds instead of failing to develop, and helps break the solipsistic death-spiral of narcicissm, into greater responsibility and transcendence, which then allows pursual of even greater projects and ideals (like say, a form of employment to support yourself).

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This has got to be one of the best posts I've seen in months.

I would honestly suck your cock, dude.

>> No.11844371

I think I'm living my life pretty correctly.

>> No.11844373

I'll be waiting, dude.

>> No.11844374
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Yeah? How should I live it, then?

>> No.11844381
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Shiki-sama, if being a pervert is one of my callings in life, isn't it my job and duty to masturbate to you?
How can I fulfill my roll of being a pervert if I don't do perverted things?

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i am always and already your neighbor, anon-kun.

>> No.11844454

Make me!

>> No.11844585

you don't have to explain it

>> No.11846011

Hella cute pic broski.

>> No.11846031


Those knockers aren't canon!

>> No.11846054 [DELETED] 
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What do you have to say to people such as myself, whose personal ambitions are stymied by external obligations?

In my case, I have two aging parents and a severely disabled brother. I anticipate all three will need my personal and fiscal assistance in the near future. Thanks to my government's obsession with austerity, I doubt that I will be able to rely on state assistance to provide them with necessary care. And I have serious doubts that lower taxes and fewer regulations will allow charities to rush in to fill the gap.

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Oh yeah?
Says who?

>> No.11846137
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That's some law I can support

>> No.11846149

I want the Yama
I NEED the Yama

>> No.11846170

Fuck you, the only correct way to live life is by doing things that bring you joy and I'm feeling joyful as fuck.

>> No.11846171

So why aren't you doing that?

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Eiki is incontinent.

>> No.11846292

Nice thighs. And ZR.

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Your thoughts have been excessively lewd and vulgar. Rethink your path of sin or you will surely fall to purgatory.

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Eiki is thighs. Thighs are love.

>> No.11846349


It's too late, green-haired person. I saw Boku no Pico years ago.

>> No.11846471

Eiki-sama do I see you in purgatory? If so, that's okay with me

>> No.11846523
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There's more to Eiki than thighs, you know.

>> No.11846540

Help as best you can. Know what you are capable of and what you aren't. Try but don't be delusional enough to believe you'll succeed to matter what.

>> No.11846542

I like her hat, and her shoulder pads

>> No.11846549
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I dunno. Mature Eiki can be smoking hot, but is it worth giving up the smaller Eiki we all know and love?

>> No.11846550
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Like her sense of righteousness and overall pleasant nature?

>> No.11846552

I like both and am okay with Eiki in any form.

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But surely you like one more than the other.

>> No.11846560
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Not really. Why would I have to?

>> No.11846568
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Because you can't pick both black and white.

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It's not her fault.

>> No.11846572
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A true master of the law can differentiate between black and white but still understand the necessity of both.

>> No.11846574


someone's going to have to beat me down because as hard as I try I'm standing up against those laws

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>> No.11846581

Something something a play on words involving subpoena.

>> No.11846586
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Very well.

>> No.11846589
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Even this one?

>> No.11846592

All Shiki's are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Nah, just kidding. They're equally equal.

>> No.11846594

I take that back, this one makes me sad.

>> No.11846595
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Highest Judge of Paradise Eiki is equal to mind-broken whore Eiki? How cruel of you.

>> No.11846599

Nope, taking it back. This is not my beautiful doujin. This is not my beautiful Judge of Paradise.

>> No.11846604

This is awful

>> No.11846605
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As I thought.

>> No.11846606

That'll teach me to respond before I read the actual dialogue

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Such a serine sight. She shouldn't be sleeping on the job, though.

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Fuck you!

>> No.11846666
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Too much lust? So says the lady who fingers herself while she's supposed to be working.

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She does no such thing. Don't make such baseless, absurd accusations.

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Alright, thanks I guess.

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Small Eiki is good, but this is just silly. She's not a toddler.

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Then what's that hand doing under the table? Why is she blushing?

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I don't know what her left hand's doing, but it's silly to immediately think she's masturbating.
She's blushing because you're looking at her.

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So cute.

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>> No.11846844

There's not enough Eiki rape.

>> No.11846852



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ah, is it really a question? if you hold them in regard, then there is no doubt about doing what it takes, that becomes the project, the effort will be your ascesis. after all, the perfection of works of love is not in the object, but in the love.

unless you think them unworthy, in which case we consign them to the frozen promontories of indifference, better serving through oblivion than existence.

but maby thats not what you had in mind? something deep or more instrumental perhaps? after all, here youve asked and not done. perhaps if the choice was made, it would be unable to handle it, very well then.

to begin, a *categorical* sense of 'external obligations' does not obtain, beings are not wholly segregated from being (or wholly united in of themselves). we are always and already operating under finitude, truths of being that we must account for and deal with. the atomistic dasein too would have 'obligations' that impinges on his possibility to do whatever. indeed, it is this very finitude that facilitates meaning. a poor being is that which desires untrammeled and unrestricted action. the act is not merely pointless, but unintelligable without context. can doing 'anything' even be truly imagined? even acts of mysticism, deus ex, or other ass-pulls, are still reliant on a pre-existing certain state of affairs that is acted upon. the process of overcoming is itself meaningful and validating.

topically, my advice would be that there is more to what the elderly can do in society than you may realise. consider looking into odd-jobs in areas such as education, or house-sitting, and the like. i also recommend getting in touch with extended family, not for strict charity, but cohabitation. shared living space and pooled resources reduces over-head for all (especially when all are contributing in some way). one of the best things grandparents can do is help raise the youngest generation, relieving the parental burden, allowing greater work opportunities.

>> No.11846884

But there's also not enough Eiki molestation.

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such was the setup for most of human history untill more modern times. it was done because it worked after all, and since you mentioned austerity and economic troubles, im sure you can come to an arrangement without resorting to mere pity tripping.

as for yourself, i should say that one of the biggest pitfalls of young job seekers is the sentiment that a certain job is not 'good enough' or 'unappealing' in some way, the sentiment that it is unrelated to to your 'true' ideal/project. banishing this conceit will open many opportunities for you, all contingencies have an ultimate correspondence after all. and simply getting into the ground floor of a place can promise advancement if you show assertiveness and virtue. youed be surprised what the demand for conscientious and motivated young men is if you know where to look, the various field of youth work pop up again (things like sports programs or tutoring, there is also almost always great demand for math teachers too [consider utilizing free online education resources]).

>> No.11846912

it's amazing how one can type so much and say so little

begone sophist

>> No.11846913 [DELETED] 

Is this the Tokike thread?

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friends dont let friends valorize the banalization of publicv discourse.

>> No.11846924

Could you please kill yourself, Tokike?

>> No.11846944

what is her power anyway?

I mean how does the power of law work? how would you even use such a thing? Does it affect hte laws of the universe?

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whos tokike? i just want to help anon live his life correctly, you know, something beyond 'yeah man just like, get a job or something man, dont be a pussy'. i wouldent bother if i didint care.

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What power do you mean?

>> No.11846962

isnt her power to manipulate laws?

>> No.11846964

She can send someone to heaven or hell and there is nothing they can do to fight it.

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>This pleases Stirner
As an aside, I'm not so sure Stirner's Darwinist discourse pleases me...

Thanks for your words. If I can remember, I'll read them over again and attempt to add to the discourse.

Right now it's bedtime for me...

>> No.11846984

that sounds rahter. 1/0 for a power.

How the hell do you even beat that?

>> No.11846985 [DELETED] 

Four posts to say:
Stop thinking start acting
Ask your family for help
Your standards are too high for employment
I have the right to be as obnoxious and paternalistic as I damn well please

Aren't you late for another stupid thread on /lit/? I'm sure they're missing you.

>> No.11846988

Not exactly, no. She just judges the souls of the dead.

>> No.11847004

You can't. However I don't think those powers are hers. I think they are given to her because she holds the position of Yama. If she were to lose that position then she would probably lose the powers too.

She may be the highest judge but there has to be someone above that appoints that judge. It's probably that person that gives her the power and that person who can take them away if she becomes corrupt for some reason.

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She can send the dead to heaven or hell in accordance with the law. It's unstoppable at what it does, but isn't something she can throw around willy nilly.

If you get in a fight with the Yama, she can't just clap her hands and send you to hell.

>> No.11847036

Well that's a given. She probably can't even use that power on someone still living even if she wanted to, which she wouldn't due to her ironbound set of morals and unreal work ethic.

Still, even without her ability to send dead assholes to hell she probably has a decent amount of her own power.

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Oh, enormous amounts of power, without a doubt. There'd be no reason for powerful people to avoid sin if they could just kill the Yama.

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>Stop thinking start acting

sasuga anon, you messed up before you even got going. the point was that useful thinking is necessarily bound up in action, the cultivation of instrumental rationality is concerned with the achievement of instrumental goals. technically, thinking itself is an action, but getting something meaningful and useful out of thinking about thinking is not something that comes easily to most.

and sure, one can 'say' these things that way, but what does it really mean to the other person? at certain point youre basically saying 'to solve your problem git gud at life'. great, but how do? if it was already in him, he wouldent need to ask. 'dont worry just mooch off of everyone', gee why didint i think of it sooner.

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The Law is asleep.
Post Lewd

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i just wish i udnerstood more japo, so i could understand more of Shieiki.

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Would you help Eiki with her work in order to get her some more time off?

>> No.11847825

Nope. Her work is her passion and joy. Why would I take that away from her?

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She likes some parts of it. Not even the Yama likes paperwork.

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She likes some parts of it. Not even the Yama likes paperwork.

>> No.11847842

I'm living my life how a proper NEET is supposed to.

>> No.11847921

What would someone like her even do on her free time if she even gets any at all. I'm sure it's not like people stop dying when she goes on break. Do they have to sit in a waiting room while she rests? Maybe there are other Yama that work in shifts so the dead never stop being judged.

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She does get time off, and spends most of it traveling Gensokyo advising people on sin. She's nice like that.

>> No.11847959

I can see it now. The Yama goes around looking for people to advise only to find everyone mysteriously asleep. She thinks there is some youkai going on that makes people fall asleep and goes out to find this youkai when in reality they were just pretending to be asleep so she wouldn't talk to them.

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divine punishment!

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Unf, that wetness.

>> No.11848051

I hate moot so fucking much

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This was largely my purpose for raising my question in the first place. I would indeed like to be able to retrieve an accurately-tuned solution to a problem when I am immediately presented with it, however in my experience this is largely impossible for the kinds of deeply-rooted personal issues that affect, and are effected by, the wide number of external factors that can only be ignored or written off at considerable cost. Instead, these answers take weeks, months, even years to germinate as previously hidden information reveals itself, as I exhaust possible courses of action and unearth new opportunities, and as the dynamics within my own universe change.

And even then, I normally obtain only vague notions. Applying them as fully fleshed-out solutions can be counterproductive or dangerous. After all, they are mere hypothesis that have yet to be bathed in the brine of my own reality and then assessed to determine whether or not they can be implemented.

Attempting to assess these notions on my own, however, can be just as dangerous. I am a human being. I have flaws, biases, and blind spots that can inhibit my own thinking. These defects will always impact my own ability to arrive at a beneficial conclusion, as they often provoke me into writing off evidence that contradicts my self-imposed standards. Dialogues such as this are helpful in allowing one to accept, however reluctantly, a reality that one already "knows" of. External analysis (especially on sites such as 4chan, where anonymity provides me with the licence to speak more freely than would be productive or considered appropriate in face-to-face conversations with people I can trust) provides differing points of view: new lenses through which I can view old problems from different angles and/or under different lights.

Through this process, important connections are unobscured and taken into account. The end result is a solution that is better-tuned for my particular situation.

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In my own personal case, I was largely aware of the fact that my duty (however self-imposed) to my family, to whom I owe a great deal of gratitude would force me to choose between pursuing my dream career full-time and cutting short my ambitions in order to provide my family with a comfortable living and the sense of security in knowing that someone is looking out for them. This is something that I have refused to accept, deep down, and it takes discourses such as this to view the matter from a more rational standpoint: yes, I can't leave home and carve out a permanent life for myself in a high-octane metropolis. There are opportunities at home, however, and my education didn't exactly provide me with zilch. I have enough local contacts to nab part-time work or cultivate the beginnings of a small business. I have enough know-how to provide decent services.

And things within my family may change, of course; hope may be irrational, but it can still serve as a psychological safety net. No real point in writing off the next twenty years if I don't know what will happen in those twenty years. All I can do is plan for them and hope for the best.

>> No.11848123


Can you fuck off?

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no buly pls

>> No.11848132

sugoi meme post /b/ro, you are true /jp/sie

>> No.11848134 [DELETED] 

What kind of shit are you dealing with that's so difficult that needs such a precise answer? Are you saving a universe? Time travel?

Anything below that you need to man up, dude.

Life's shit, pursue your own life and tell your family you have to do what's best for you.

tl;dr man up and be yourself.

Go look at all the greentexting and inapropriate reaction images there are in other threads, you guy's fucked up already.


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Justice was swift and merciless.

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Slowpoking hard here, but not likely. I looked it up myself a few months back as a way to put some goal in front of my futile existence, and merely reading the application website made it abundantly clear that it's not a job you pick because you have nothing better to do, because they need people with skills and an existing financial support structure. You cannot earn a living helping others(sorry if that sounded edgy)

Things like the Peace Corp aren't looking for random dudes who have nothing but a heart full of good will, they're looking for people with good social skills(you'll need them to integrate with a foreign culture) AND job-valuable skills like engineering or English Teaching. Basically, if you can get into a relief organization, you sound a little too competent to be posting on /jp/, but hell, I don't know the life story of other people here.

>> No.11848154

your other posts were deleted for a reason, fuck off

>> No.11848157

This is my first post on /jp/ in over 24 hours

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read between the lines

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I wonder if she and those down in Higan really care about hermits who extend their life. I mean sure, in WaHH they sent a shinigami after Seiga, but I'm not entirely convinced. If they really wanted to kill her I think they could. Send several shinigami after her or attack more directly and more often. It makes me wonder if that's more of routine check-up to make sure the hermit hasn't lost her touch or started slacking off recently.

>> No.11848319

I'm sure they don't really care as long as the hermit isn't stirring up too much trouble. Everyone dies some day natural causes or not. They can wait.

If it was really important then I'm sure Yama herself would go down and rip the extended life out of a hermit.

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>> No.11848437

Even with beings such as Yama, they too have standards of right and wrong which can be just as easily manipulated for justification for their judgments.

One should only act right to preserve society and improve the lives of others, but not solely for a reward but to create a paradigm for others to follow in an upward spiral, such things as a reward are meaningless if acting "Good" according to the standards of a "Supreme being" rather than acting to assure your fellow man has a future.


Don't be a dick and help people to get others to do the same for other people. Ensure a cycle of positive actions rather than negative ones.

However many in our society do not think that way, which is very disconcerting for those who actually want to help others.

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There's no way just looking at the Yama lewdly is a sin. She might not like it, but can't send someone to hell for it.

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>> No.11848746

Can Eiki even do that?

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Living the life correctly is living it the way you enjoy it the most and don't hurt others by doing so (and won't get you killed/jailed).

And, the solution is: Impregnate her.
She can't send the father of her children to HELL, right?


>> No.11848792

Probably not. She's married to her job. Dead ain't gonna judge themselves.

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It would be best not to.

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Rape is a sin. She'll send you to hell.
Eiki's job and personal feelings are completely different things.

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Never said anything about rape.

Accidental impregnation while having passionate, consensual sex as normal lovers do.

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>> No.11848868

Oh? That's a nice change. Sorry for assuming.
My point still stands, though. She can and would send the father of her children who she loves with all her heart to hell. She'll absolutely hate doing it and likely never forgive herself, but she'll still do it. Such is the duty of the Yama.

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Are you an Eiki expert?

>> No.11848934

I think she would gladly send that person to hell as the love she has for her duty outshines anything else she can feel.

Her kids however will probably think she's an asshole for sending dad to hell though unless they inherited her sense of duty and can understand why she did what she did.

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We don't know that. She's never been in love, probably.

>> No.11848994

I don't think she's capable of love or any emotion for that matter. She needs a clear head and an ironclad heart to do what she does. She's probably very skilled at suppressing emotions if she hasn't gotten rid of them entirely.

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How rude. Of course she has feelings.

>> No.11849017

Is Eiki's desk made of mahogany?


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>Shiki and kids get to live in Higan while I get sent to the underworld and they're ok with it
fuck you guys, you's dicks
what about family triumphing over all?

>> No.11849032

Or at all.

>> No.11849048

She would probably have the rank of Yama taken away and get demoted if not disposed of entirely for failing to do her job.

While I can't see her feeling anything over sending her husband to hell, I can imagine the kids will probably be pissed about it. Might make for a fun game if the kids try to fight Yama's boss or something.

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>and they're ok with it
Not quite.

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It reminds me of the Binding of Issac.

While Shiki would probably mourn greatly over sending her loved one to Hell and would do anything in her power to stop it, in the end she would still do it as such is law.
But in Buddhism or whatever she is, would the willingness to do so be enough and would Komachi stop her from enacting the judgement, or would she still have to carry out the sentence to the fullest?

>> No.11849420

Why would Komachi stop her? She's just one of many subordinates and probably a low ranked one at that seeing as she's just the ferry person. Maybe she's just really nice and wants to stop her boss from doing something she will regret. Even then I don't think Yama can unfairly change someone's fate just because they were married. There is probably a whole council of other Yama and their superiors that will take away her powers or something is she misuses them. Best case scenario Eiki will just be demoted, in the worst case she herself will be sent to hell or erased completely.

>> No.11849423

she could triumph all over my penis

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Because that's how Komachi is.

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>in the worst case she herself will be sent to hell or erased completely.
That's a horrifying thought.

>> No.11849463

The Yama High Council don't fuck around.

>> No.11849467


quis custodiet

>> No.11849553

It's funny how you bring up Orwell's essay as a justification for your long speeches, when he was speaking against how English was becoming too full of empty, overly long speeches made to obscure meaning.

>> No.11849634

Her being lack of emotion is as canon as Yuuka beating people who step in her territory.

it makes sense considering her job.

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Good way of putting it.

>> No.11849729

Imagine if there was a time before she was Yama when she used to be a low level Shinigami bureaucrat that was as lazy and care free as Komachi. One day she decides that she hates her job and wants a cushy high level job like Yama so gets her shit together and actually works hard to move up the ranks until she finally achieves her goal of being Yama. However, by the time she realized that being Yama was not the easy and rewarding job she thought it would be it was too late. She recognized that she should be disappointed but could not find the emotions needed to feel disappointed. All she could feel now was cold logic and nothing else.

She sees Komachi slacking off and is reminded of the person that she used to be a long time ago. She wonders if Komachi will ever get her serious and try to move up on the Shinigami ladder to be like her one day. For just a split moment Eiki hopes that she will not.

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She was a statue before she was Yama.
No, not like this.

And she's not emotionless. I will not believe that. There's a difference between being a robot and maintaining a certain composure.

>> No.11849827

She spends her free time trying to improve peoples afterlives, so there's room for compassion and sympathy. Not that she'll let it cloud her judgement in a trial.

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Read a doujin recently about Shiki Eiki becoming Yama basically through a coup with the help of Yukari and the oni because her previous boss was way too into the punishment part of the afterlife to the point that it lost its purpose of trying to actually help people. I rather liked the idea.

>> No.11850962

Maybe that's the reason Former Hell was too overpopulated.
Makes sense.

>> No.11850983

Well, part of the deal with Yukari was that Shiki Eiki had to be a better boss, to try and make it a paradise for everyone, and that she had to let the oni from the surface live in the underground as well.

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So are most of you just ignorant, or are you deliberately disregarding established canon for the sake of masturbatory fantasy?

"One of the many Yamas. As she is in charge of judging the dead of Gensokyo, she is the Yama with the closest ties to us. Since she is extremely preachy and is never mistaken about anything, she appears a little hard to approach. However, her teachings are basically for the benefit of the people of Gensokyo, so she wants us to listen to her obediently. This Yama is famous in Gensokyo, and particularly long-lived youkai have been helped by her at least once.
Nevertheless, youkai feel uncomfortable around Yamas, so whenever a Yama comes to Gensokyo, all youkai go into hiding. In this sense, Yamas are allies of honest people. Moreover, whenever a living person's karma is so bad that it becomes certain that he will go to Hell, she will go directly to warn that person during her work break, and may even urge the person to better themself."

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The Law is asleep again
You may resume posting lewd

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>> No.11852652

You can help me to support my NEET ways, dude. I am running out of money.

>> No.11852730

>She may be the highest judge but there has to be someone above that appoints that judge
"Above" isn't entirely the right term as all Yama have equal judging power, but yes there is the top brass of the Ten Kings. When the jizou were enlisted to become new Yama, the Ten Kings would have made that possible.

>they too have standards of right and wrong which can be just as easily manipulated for justification for their judgments
They will know all of your reasons why you ever did anything. Your rationale is probably pretty important for what is considered moral or not, but when including that, it's assumed that there are some absolute standards.

completely wrong sorry

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Time to kiss the law right in the tummy now that she is unconscious.

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