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11819340 No.11819340 [Reply] [Original]

Sakuya probably stopped time and fucked you silly several times without you ever noticing.

Just saying.

>> No.11819341

i wish i would be fucked silly

>> No.11819342
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>> No.11819343

Since time is stopped, i can't react and therefore not be fucked silly. I can't make an ahegao face.

>> No.11819348

>>11819343
>ahegao face.
>face twice
lyl

>> No.11819349

Wouldn't my dick have felt it, though?
Oh wait. What if she waits until I'm about to cum, then stops time and fucks me until she orgasms, then leaves and turns it back on?

>> No.11819352

>>11819348
It's like PIN number.

>> No.11819357

>>11819352
PIN number is redundant. It's like saying ATM machine.

>> No.11819359

Isn't this half the plot of Remember the Time? or am I...

misremembering?

>> No.11819361

Can't see that artist without imagining a stomach full of semen.

>> No.11819363

>>11819357
It's called RAS syndrome.

>> No.11819386

>>11819352
or RAM memory

>> No.11819389

>>11819386
Most people say RAM sticks.

>> No.11819407

yfw the mere friction at that speed will cause everything in the same room to explode

>> No.11819434
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>>11819407
Pic related

>> No.11819435

>>11819386
RAM model of computation

>> No.11819444

>>11819434
>his palms are exploding because of fapping friction

>> No.11819447

>>11819389
Weeaboos say ラム. Since the other word refers to hard disk space.

>> No.11819475
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11819475

Why would she waste her powers on someone as ugly as me?

I don't believe you for a second.

>> No.11819493

>>11819475
Post pics or we'll be forced to assume that blue eyed beige haired anime person is a selfie

>> No.11819502

>>11819475
I have the same problem as you. No matter how many girls have smiled, waved at, complimented me, or asked me out, no matter how many lolis have given me hugs and cuddled with me, I do not understand why they do those things.

I've come to the conclusion that all the older girls are doing it as some sort of joke, and that lolis (who are honest) simply don't care about looks.

>> No.11819619

You guys can all RIP in peace.

>> No.11820059
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>>11819340
People keep saying Sakuya and Sanae are sluts but to me the slut has always been Kasen.

Sakuya and Sanae are both good girls.

>> No.11820069

>>11819475
>>11819502
I know that feelio

>> No.11820170

>>11820069
Prove it.

>> No.11820184

>>11820170
Nope.

>> No.11820193

>>11820184
Good. That means you really did know that feelio.

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