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So I've met this girl at my college anime club. She's one of those elitist, pretentious anime watches but she is somewhat hot. I told her about Touhou and from my explanation of it being a shmup she thinks it is retarded. My question /jp/ is how can I pretentious up Touhou so I can get some lovin'?

>> No.1181411

eh?

>> No.1181408

How can you pretentious up a video game?

>> No.1181407

Touhou is retarded, fag.

>> No.1181418

Let me tell you how it will be
I'll sage you 'till we're Fifty-Three
'cause I'm the Sageman
Yeah - I'm the Sageman

>> No.1181413

If you are trying to "get some lovin" from a girl with Touhou, you are most likely doing it wrong.

>> No.1181414

Son, there are so many things that are just ... wrong in that post of yours.

>> No.1181415

>>1181407

Truth

>> No.1181416

Just say shit about it being a unique modern interpretation of traditional Japanese folklore or something along those lines.

>> No.1181419

Touhou is a satire on the various myths that East Asian culture propagates. Seeing as Asian cultures have adopted Buddhism as one of their main religions, folktales, which most Touhou characters are based off of, have no reason to exist other than in story books. However, there is evidence to suggest that some small villages in East Asia still cling on to them as truth.

>> No.1181420

She's /a/ retarded so no.

>> No.1181423

Go for it anon. Don't get trapped like the rest of us in loneliness. It would be nice if someone from /jp/ broke out of it. I just want to bask in your happiness.

>> No.1181426

Hide your fuckin powerlevel and don't even mention Touhou to the bitch.
Since you said she's elitist, I bet she just watches Bleach or some shit like that.
Also she's gonna dump you anyways, so why bother?

>> No.1181430

>>1181403
Dress up as Suika and then headbutt her.

Rape the corpse.

>> No.1181435

HEY DAVID

LET'S WATCH NARUTOH TOGETHER

^________________^

>> No.1181441

>>1181426
If you don't try to achieve anything you won't get anywhere.

>> No.1181444

You're using touhou to get some lovin'?

Are you retarded?

>> No.1181450
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1181450

Tell us if it goes something like this.

>> No.1181453

Touhou is a cautionary tale on the effects of alcohol on the brain.

>> No.1181454

>>1181403
So that was your goal all along? To ''get some lovin'"? And you do this by introducing me to a retarded shmup filled with little girls?

You disgust me.

>> No.1181460

Want to get love by talking about Bullet evading game with shitty art? wow..

>> No.1181458

>>1181453

You mean the AWESOME effects of alcohol

>> No.1181459

Tell her that only the elite of the internet plays it.

>> No.1181468

>"That's stupid.Tohos? Wtf is that some kind of fairytale? >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU PLAY A GAME ABOUT >LITTLE ANIME FAIRIES?!! LMAO ROFL!"

>> No.1181470

You should use VNs. Touhou has no depth outside of fanon. Talk about Air or something. Ask her if she watched the AIR anime and tell her it started off as a VN and get into her pants that way. You might trigger an event where she comes home with you to see what is a VN. Rape ensues.

>> No.1181474

>>1181470
No, you will not use Air like this.

>> No.1181478

Tell her you like to watch Bleach.

>> No.1181490

Introduce her to Planetarian. Make her cry brix. Then gently love her afterwards and comfort her.

>> No.1181491
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1181491

show her this

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>>1181491

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>>1181495

>> No.1181497

OLOWD

- TAKE OUT YOUR PEEPEE
- PUT IN MOUTH OF FILTHY WOMAN
- PROFIT
- THEREAFTER SAY TOUHOU INSPIRED YOU
- PROFIT ON DAILY BASIS

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1181504

I'll just leave this here.

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>>1181500

>> No.1181507

NEVER FORGET; FILTHY WOMAN WATCHING ANIME ARE IN DESPAIR FOR DELICIOUS HARD COCK. YOU ONLY HAVE TO MAKE PROFIT OUT OF IT

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>>1181505

>> No.1181512

you go to college anime club

>> No.1181515
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1181515

>>1181508

>> No.1181518

>>1181515
>>1181508
>>1181505

Why do they look like men?

>> No.1181522

>>1181518
Because this is parodying Bleach, you moron.

>> No.1181526

>elitist, pretentious anime
Punch her in the face. PUNCH HER IN THE FACE. Unless you're pretending she is one just because she watches good anime. Then pat her on the back and say, "I am a complete faggot."

>> No.1181527

>>1181522
Sorry for being such a moron. I don't read Bleach.

>> No.1181530

You are a lowly /jp/er. You don't have much experience with women or with people. It is far too late for you to learn these skills. Instead you use what you know. Sure, people may put of VN's as stupid games, but you have lived out countless lives through VN's. Their experiences are your experiences. Draw from them. For example let us take Tomoya. He was pretty friendly with Kotomi even though he didn't give a shit about books. How did he manage that? He was childhood friends with her...but also he told Kotomi to read to him. So using that example, ask that girl to explain her shows to you and why they are so good. You can score points.

>> No.1181538

>>elitist, pretentious anime

She watches yaoi and passes it off as a parallel to contemporary view of gay culture.

>> No.1181536

>>1181527
IT FUCKING SAYS IT IN THE FILENAME, YOU DOUCHE.

EVEN IF YOU DON'T WATCH BLEACH, PEOPLE POST BLEACH IMAGES ALL THE TIME.

Connect the fucking dots, you retard.

>> No.1181546

>>1181538
>She watches yaoi

Save yourself the trouble. Don't bother.

>> No.1181547

>>1181536

ゆっくりしていってね！

>> No.1181551

>>1181536
How come the 4chan extension doesn't show filenames?

>> No.1181553

Nukes.

>> No.1181555

>>1181551
Open the thread.

>> No.1181558

I hate elitists. They are as worse as anderage weeaboos.
weaboos are retarded and clueless, and elitists are snobs and over-judgemental.

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>>1181551

>> No.1181570

>>1181538
So, what else does she watch? Anything good?

>> No.1181567

>>1181558
>anderage

>> No.1181588

>>1181538
Since she is a pretentious elitist, there are a few things you should know about her:

1. She is an intense weeaboo.
2. By insisting that silly TV shows about shows about maid robots and all-male butler orgies are high art, she is intensely stupid.
3. Like all stupid weeaboos, she is only interested in artistic, classy, refined men. And by that she means Japanese men.
4. Also, she is only interested in penises that are attached to Japanese men.

The fact that you have not already stuck it in her pooper indicates that you are not Japanese. Given the above facts, your chance of success with this girl is exactly 0%. So unless you have a heavens-piercing drill that turns that chance into 100%, your best option is to give up, remember that 3D is pig disgusting, and go back to fapping to Cirno x Suwako doujins.

>> No.1181602

If you're unable to give up Touhou you're just as elitist.

Hopefully she'll see that and realize that you two make a perfect pair.

I wish the best for your horribly deformed and unplanned child.

>> No.1181603

>>1181588
>heavens-piercing drill

>> No.1181609

>>1181603

yes you are

>> No.1181635

>>1181588
Cirno x Suwako doujins where?

>> No.1181642

>>1181635
They're out there somewhere. I want to believe.

>> No.1181640

touhou is laughably bad, though. I agree with her opinion. you guys only like it because it was made in glorious nippon... and it's free.

>> No.1181653

I've met a girl and we see each other quite often, but how can I woo her? ... I KNOW, I'LL MENTION AN OBSCURE JAPANESE SHOOT-EM-UP VIDEO GAME THAT BRINGS BACK STACKS OF LOLICON PORN IF YOU SEARCH FOR IT ON THE INTERNET.

>> No.1181656

>>1181640
but it's not free

>> No.1181661

>>1181653
What if she's into lolis, brah?

>> No.1181663

Should have talked about Warhammer 40k instead, girls love shit like that.

>> No.1181719

>>1181403
To add a dash of pretension to the series, examine a few games as socio-political commentary. For example, explain how PoFV explains ZUN's belief that the use of atomic weapons against Japan was an unspeakable atrocity. If you lie and say you agree, you will win massive points since all female weeaboos are ultra-liberal anti-Americans who cling to that sort of apologist view of history.

Then segue naturally into SA being a look at the dangers of nuclear proliferation. Then casually mention that you're voting Democrat in November, and by that point her panties will be so wet she'll be swimming in them.

>> No.1181725

>>1181661
Why would she want you if she's into lolis?

>> No.1181745

>>1181663
>>1181663
because 40k is much nerdier than Touhou amirite?

>> No.1181772

>>1181745

Well, it costs more money, and you know the bitches love money.

>> No.1181800

>>1181478
lying is always bad ... i hope it's a lie

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