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What would you do if a Touhou was your mom, /jp/?

>> No.11805532
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>> No.11805542

Be a better person because my real mother was abusive and left deep scars on my soul.

>> No.11805546

I'd live for thousands of years as a lazy piece of shit and give no fucks about it because of how long lived I am.

>> No.11805564
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Which one?
I'd like Miko as a mom.

>> No.11805578

>>11805564
Don't you mean dad?

>> No.11805618

>>11805524
Then I'll fuck my mom every single day

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>>11805524
If it was Ran, probably fap myself to sleep every night.

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>>11805631
I want her to catch me fapping

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>>11805524
I'm probably related to a touhou in my family's past

>> No.11805650

>>11805641
>>11805631
>not being her husband instead

>> No.11805652

>>11805641
"Do you want mommy to give you a hand with that?"

Dammit /jp/.

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I'd probably be a lot happier because my mother is completely unlikable.

>> No.11805657

>>11805650
Forbidden fruit is the sweetest

>> No.11805661

>>11805650
If it's incest, you get the best of both worlds.

>> No.11805665

>>11805650

I am Ran's husband already.

>> No.11805669

>>11805665
No fuck you I called her first
>>11805657
You're a human you're already breaking taboo

>> No.11805677

>>11805669

I've been planning this shit since you were in diapers, fuckpickle. Ran will love me, and there is no room for you here. Since I'm such a chill guy, though, I'll let you off with a warning. Why don't you run along and find yourself a nice, inferior touhou?

>> No.11805687

>>11805677
Naw nigga you need to step the fuck off.
I've been dreaming to be with Ran from the time I was a sperm cell. Not only am I an hardworking individual I am also humble and willing to learn and compromise for the women I love. You have no idea of both the metaphorical as well as metaphysical beauty of Ran. In fact I'll go as far as to say you're too ignorant to understand her beauty as well understand my love for her in the first place................nigga

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>>11805687
>sperm cell

ANTE STATUS: UPP'D

>> No.11805892

I'd ask for my real mother back because I love my mom.

>> No.11805988
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depends on the 2hu

>> No.11806033

I'd shoot danmaku from my dick.

>> No.11807170

>>11805665
>>11805669
>>11805677
>>11805687
>Husband
I'm sorry but you people don't seem to understand, Ran could never be pleased by any of us men.

She needs a woman.

>> No.11807180

>>11807170
She just needs the D.

>> No.11807348

>>11807170
>implying she wouldn't get off to me having sex with her covered in chens scent
>implying her race don't crave humans in the first place
>implying she doesn't want to be a wife

>> No.11807353

>>11805524
I'd try to improve myself and become a better person. I wouldn't want to disappoint them.

>> No.11807403

>>11807348
Why not cut out the middleman and marry Chen?

>> No.11807426
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MIKO WOULD NEVER HURT MY DAD. SHE WOULD NEVER MAKE HIM CRY LIKE HIS GIRLFRIEND BYAKUREN DOES. IF MIKO WAS MY MOTHER THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE.

MIKO WOULDN'T COME HOME SMELLING FUNNY AND SHE WOULD NEVER HIT ME. SHE WOULD NEWBORN DIVINE SPIRIT BYAKUREN.

>> No.11807431

>>11807348
Who are you quoting?

>>11807403
nice bump bro.

>>11805524
Which Touhou though? You don't get to choose your mom.

>> No.11807455

>>11805524

it depends but most of the potential 2hu moms, I think I'd run away from home

>> No.11807703

>>11807431
We would need a roll chart to randomly get a mom then.

>> No.11816784

>>11805524
I would make children with her

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