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>> No.11804155

Is this meme making a revival?

>> No.11804159

It's back.

>> No.11804160

>>11804155

Not with current janny

>> No.11804160,1 [INTERNAL] 

I want to fuck a girl, any tips?

>> No.11804160,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11804160,1
Lower your standards or open your wallet.

>> No.11804160,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11804160,2
You mean lower your standards and open your wallet.

>> No.11804160,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11804160,3
As long as you're bathed and dressed in clean clothing you can find a woman that will fuck you for free, no exceptions.

>> No.11804160,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11804160,4
Maybe if your name is James Bond, but everyone else has to pay, either immediately or later.

>> No.11804160,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11804160,5
I'm getting laid for free all the time. You need to step up your game, brah.

>> No.11804160,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11804160,6
Just wait, eventually you'll have to pay child support.

>> No.11804160,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11804160,7
....................
I'm a lesbian.

>> No.11804160,9 [INTERNAL] 

Sure dude.

In many sports 30+ is retirement zone.

>> No.11804160,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11804160,8
Women can get away with anything, you don't count.

>> No.11804160,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11804160,10
Hey, That's sexist!

>> No.11804160,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11804160,11
Yes, society is sexist by letting women get away with everything.

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