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Paru Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:12:15 No.11803941 [Reply] [Original]

I'm jealous of Parsee, she's so beautiful

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:15:00 No.11803948 File: 85 KB, 800x940, 1385541058670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] flippy floppy ears, uu~

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:18:30 No.11803952 File: 161 KB, 700x949, 1389637101403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Indeed she is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:20:45 No.11803955 File: 153 KB, 600x800, 1389637228740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sexy too

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:24:16 No.11803962 File: 104 KB, 376x531, 1389637498736.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11803941 Parsee is cute. I love Parsee. I want to hug Parsee. Why can I not have a Parsee?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:28:16 No.11803968 File: 424 KB, 700x583, 1389637682356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does parsee know how beautiful she is? Does she like having sex? Who does she have sex with?

Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:37:46 No.11803988
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>>11803968
If you look at her profile in post mysticism, you'd guess that she's not the type of person to be in a relationship. She's a loner with no friends. She is a weak person who, after talking nicely to people, proceeds to talk insults behind their backs. She is a two-faced woman who is jealous of couples who engage in true love. Because she herself was betrayed by the man she loved so deeply.

For some reason, she cannot move on and continues to be alone. She chooses to be alone . Maybe it's her grudge? I don't know why, but if she cannot move on and find herself a new man, then she's a weakling isn't she? I can't hate her though. Shes too pitiful to hate.

I doubt she has sex with anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:39:46 No.11803997 File: 1.01 MB, 300x300, 1387328674144.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11803988 wow dude you just described me...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:46:02 No.11804018 File: 282 KB, 577x720, 1388065448876.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11804012 I'm not a boy...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:46:17 No.11804012 >>11803997 You were betrayed by a man you loved deeply? homo.

Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:48:02 No.11804022
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>>11803988
Now that I think about it, it's possible she doesn't engage in relationships because she has serious trust issues. Her first true love's betrayal must have scarred her that much.

>>11803997
>>11804018
That's pretty cute

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:53:48 No.11804034 >>11803988 She sounds like an asshole. Though to be fair I'd probably make fun of her behind her back too because I too am an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:55:17 No.11804039 >>11804034 She's prettier than you so I prefer to be insulted by her than by you.

Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 13:58:02 No.11804046
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>>11804039
I have no idea how to respond to that so instead I will present you with this picture. You can imagine that she's telling you that your hairstyle is shit or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:02:17 No.11804054 Why would I care if she says something behind my back? Why would I give a shit about what she thinks, unless she fucks up my chances with other touhous? Oh god, that's her entire plan, isn't it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:04:18 No.11804060 File: 123 KB, 694x800, 1389639847510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'l be Parsee second love

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:07:17 No.11804066 >>11804060 Do you have the mental fortitude to deal with her magically enhanced bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:08:17 No.11804068 >>11804066 I just want to have sex with her. If she becomes too annoying I will dump her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:08:32 No.11804070 I want Parsee to dress up like Link for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:09:32 No.11804073 >>11804068 i don't think that's a very wise decison...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:11:32 No.11804080 >>11804068 You'll probably kill yourself because you find her so annoying before you can bang her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:14:19 No.11804087 >>11804080 Well like I said if she becomes too annoying I'll dump her. She's not the last girl in gensokyo so it wouldn't matter if I didn't fug her first.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:15:05 No.11804090 >>11804068 and if you can actualy bang her, im sure that after you dump her she will kill you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:20:05 No.11804107 >>11804068 thats suicidal anon, parsee never forgives. and she will have access to your corpse when you die

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:20:50 No.11804106 >>11804018 you wish homo

Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:25:05 No.11804122

>>11804090
Humans are stronger than the average youkai. Just because youkai eat humans doesn't mean they're stronger. Lions and tigers eat humans but we can easily kick their asses and even cause them to go extinct if we wanted to. We did it with many species before and youkai are no different. They're at our mercy. Parsee is so beautiful that I will give her a chance to be my girlfriend but if she ruins it what choice do I have but to dump her and hope she takes it well?

Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:25:20 No.11804120

>>11804090
Not if he trains to become a mega wizard first. Then he can just wreck her shit when she tries and give her a second thing to be mad about.

Could you imagine how she would feel being robbed of both her virginity and revenge in the same day? The tears, the anger, the screaming. Every second spent awake would be filled with sadness and rage but she wouldn't be able to sleep either because the second she closes her eyes she would remember the man that put her in that sorry state.

She'll keep trying to track him down and kill him but fail every time. Eventually she'll probably just go insane with rage and have to be put down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:29:50 No.11804133 >>11804122 >hope she takes it well She won't. Out of every possible touhou, she will take it the worst.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:32:35 No.11804142 >>11804133 That sounds like her problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:36:05 No.11804156 File: 284 KB, 881x1200, 1389641813867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Parsee has freckles!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:38:20 No.11804158 >>11804156 Parsee is a crazy sex hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:40:20 No.11804163 >parsee will never scratch you in the back with her nails while you penetrate her

Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:42:50 No.11804166

>>11804122
>Lions and tigers eat humans but we can easily kick their asses and even cause them to go extinct if we wanted to

First lions and tigers (and sharks and crocodiles too) tend to avoid humans, maybe it has to do with the fact that we aren't exactly tasty for them, too little meat, that water buffalo over there though is a much easier and plentiful prey.

Second, the only way we can actually compete with lions and other animals is not because of physical strenght but because we use group tactics and we know how to make things that enhance our ability to kill, spears, bow, guns, you name them.

As far as physical strenght goes we are actually pretty weak, the only physical advantage is our almost ridicoulous endurance when travelling or chasing a prey (and that's mostly because we take our pace while the soon-to-be meal keep running and running expending all it's energy and end up collapsing out of exhaustion).

Though if someone manages to make anti-youkai weapons, mass produce them, arm a sizeable force and strike in unexpected ways...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:43:05 No.11804167 >>11804166 There are lots of anti-youkai weapons in gensokyo.

Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:46:20 No.11804169

>>11804166
Well, I do expect a human with both a trained body and intelligence could beat a lion in a one on one fight.
It's not exactly raw physical strength, but also technique.
For example, a well-trained Muay Thai-kick can have the power of a lions paw.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:50:51 No.11804173 >>11803988 She prob. lurks the jay.

Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 14:53:51 No.11804179
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>>11804166
Humans didn't evolve to wrestle and outmuscle gorillas, that much is obvious so you don't need to mention that we are physically weak. We are losing teeth and getting bigger brains. Our advantage obviously isn't in our muscles. Ancient hunter gatherers knew that they will die if they get hit by something sharp like claws, but they didn't have claws of their own so they invented knives. Then they realized their knives have such short range so they developed spears. In a short matter of time they already can counter any predators that can ever threaten them. In a sense, the human ability to copy an opponent's strengths and use it against them is probably the best predator ability.

We haven't met any real threatening predators now other than each other so we haven't evolved our weaponry beyond ranged weapons. My guess is if we do meet aliums and manage to hold our own long enough we will see massive changes to our technology.

>>11804169
>For example, a well-trained Muay Thai-kick can have the power of a lions paw.

wow dude fuck off with your chuuni shounen bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 18:27:18 No.11804733 File: 314 KB, 750x678, Mizuhashi Parsee 239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not enough Parsee in this Parsee thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 18:29:19 No.11804740 File: 399 KB, 800x600, 1389655756615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11804733 You're right. This must be fixed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 18:31:34 No.11804744 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgl34c3m0tU I love her bitchy attitude. Oni are simply unmatched.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 18:36:34 No.11804759 >>11804744 Parsee is an oni?

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 18:45:19 No.11804783 I want to dump parsee!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 18:47:34 No.11804785 >>11804759 on the M-1 skit

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon, Jan 13, 2014 19:18:34 No.11804858
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9th best Touhou.

What I like the most about her is that, by her implied jealousy, if she even fell in love with you, she would never betray your love.

I think my greatest quality is loyalty, so I appreciate that a lot.
That's why I don't care about making friends, as its human nature to lie and betray.
And its too much of a hassle to find the very few that don't in a sea of betrayers.

And she shouldn't be jealous of anything, she's a gorgeous blonde, green-eyed cutie.
Would walk down the bridge while holding hands.

>>11804163
Parsee will never stab you on the gut and then try to help you while crying.

Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 19:22:37 No.11804866

>>11804858
>never betray
false

girls like parsee are love collectors because they can't get enough. if she felt like YOU'd never betray her, she will start looking for another partner, being full of herself and with newfound confidence. truly the worst type of girl

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 20:11:11 No.11804963 File: 1.06 MB, 714x1000, 1323081047326.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11804783 Nobody dumps Parsee. She's just an unfortunate widow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 20:12:10 No.11804965 >>11804963 I want to dump her then beat her up so bad she will be afraid of being near me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 20:13:11 No.11804970 Parsee is a terrible girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 20:19:10 No.11804981 >>11804866 This anon has clearly felt love's bitter-sweet sting.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon, Jan 13, 2014 20:21:25 No.11804984
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>>11804866
No, she just needs someone to heal her broken heart.

Ah~, Parsee-chan!!, yes!, please look at me with disdain again!, I promise I'll work hard to win your heart!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 20:41:11 No.11805005 >>11804858 You'd work that hard just for #9? Hercules doesn't have shit on you with the tasks you must be willing to complete for #1.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 20:45:26 No.11805015 File: 61 KB, 320x240, 1372381706250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11804981 don't act like you know me >>11804984 you can't heal a broken personality

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 20:48:26 No.11805024 >>11804984 Look, you need another gimmick. You used to be original enough to be worth replying to...now I just scroll right past your posts You officially read the same way a broken record sounds. Please do something about you're autism.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon, Jan 13, 2014 20:50:41 No.11805029 >>11805024 I won't change the way I love my girls. Not even when I'm 60 years old.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 20:55:41 No.11805036 >Parsee betrayed by the man she loved so deeply Is this canon? Or this is just aasumption based on the legend?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 21:19:26 No.11805079 File: 327 KB, 650x650, 7477060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have several children with her. Something in the 3-5 range.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 21:30:11 No.11805112 >>11805079 Could you imagine raising those bitter little shits?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 22:37:48 No.11805218 File: 439 KB, 1000x750, Mizuhashi Parsee 64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11804785 I love those skits. I'm so proud of Parsee for that one!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 22:49:05 No.11805242 >>11805029 So two years from now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 13, 2014 23:11:20 No.11805297 >>11805242 daaam

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 02:06:16 No.11805638 i want to come inside parsee-chan

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 02:25:32 No.11805688 >>11805654 I don't know what she's crying about but she probably deserved it for being such an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 02:58:48 No.11805733 do not bully parsee please, she's only lonely

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 03:30:04 No.11805786 The real Parsee would find no reason to be jealous of anyone on this board.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 04:43:36 No.11805889 File: 1.12 MB, 750x950, 30022540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would she stop being a Youkai if she's cured of her jealousy issues? If you try to make her your girlfriend and make her happy will she disappear?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 04:45:51 No.11805891 >>11805242 36 years from now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 07:11:13 No.11806113 >>11805889 you've got a point dude

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 07:24:28 No.11806133 >>11805889 Don't worry, you'll never make anyone happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 07:34:28 No.11806148 >>11806133 no projecting

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 08:01:18 No.11806182 >>11805889 She was already a youkai before she became jealous of all the people who went through her bridge. She just got a cool new power out of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 08:11:49 No.11806197 Parsee's theme is seriously my favorite, even though she isn't my favorite touhou.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 08:17:48 No.11806210 >>11806197 Its a depressing theme which makes it so much different than every other theme there is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 08:23:50 No.11806220 File: 52 KB, 640x640, BdWzxHMCQAAthto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11806210 Yes, I love it. Have a Parsee.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 08:26:20 No.11806223 File: 278 KB, 663x825, oh no.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Forgive me /jp/, I posted a lower quality image. >>11806210 Yes, I love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 14:51:26 No.11807057 File: 333 KB, 650x933, 1389729080812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who cares if she's an asshole? just post cute pictures, we are in /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 14:56:11 No.11807069 File: 78 KB, 602x599, 1389729419859.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11807057 Fair enough

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 21:53:18 No.11807897 File: 487 KB, 818x1000, 1389754439866.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best wife

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 14, 2014 22:23:04 No.11807947 File: 355 KB, 800x800, 35239491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 06:08:15 No.11808890 What is parsee's black shirt she wears under her clothes called?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 14:30:57 No.11809993 >>11808890 black shirt...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 14:35:12 No.11809994 >>11808890 Compression/underarmour. And/or a turtleneck.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 14:36:27 No.11809995 >>11808890 Tactical Jealousy Under Shirt.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 14:37:12 No.11810000 >>11808890 Skin-tight Shirt of Sexiness +15

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 14:41:12 No.11810012 >>11808890 Black wife beater shirt?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 14:45:27 No.11810018 File: 392 KB, 500x699, 1389815112410.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11810000 Sexy indead

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Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 15:49:01 No.11810152
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How do you guys feel about Parsee with rather large breasts?

I for one like it because then she can be both jealous towards any bigger breasts for, well, being bigger, and also towards smaller breasts for being less unwieldy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:02:32 No.11810179 I thought the only reason Parsee was jealous was because she was the only touhou without a hat or head accessory.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:08:17 No.11810188

>>11810179
Theres lots without hats, most have some sort of cranial feature to make up for it.

Parsee's ears, for example.
Suika, Yuugi, and Seija have horns.
Yuuka has a parasol so I guess that counts.
Wakasagihime has fish ears..?
Kagerou has some wolf ears, but so does Momiji so I dunno how that works.
Sekibanki IS the hat. (You don't want to see whats under that collar.)
Kaguya is immortal so she can survive without a hat.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:10:47 No.11810192

>>11810188
Byakuren doesn't have anything like that either.
Unless you count the gradient hair.

>>11810179
If I remember correctly the canon story is that she is despised by people, which became the source of her constant jealousy.
And then that lead to her getting the power to control jealousy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:15:32 No.11810201 >>11810192 Yeah we'll just go with gradient magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:17:32 No.11810209 File: 357 KB, 1000x1150, 1389820638519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate Parsee. She should just go die and leave Yuugi alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:20:32 No.11810212 File: 108 KB, 800x800, 1389820817178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11810209 I love Parsee. You should just go die and leave Paru alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:21:32 No.11810214 File: 90 KB, 480x640, パルスィ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11810188 >Parsee's ears, for example. She also has a scarf and a very fancy dress.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:35:19 No.11810240 File: 1.54 MB, 1417x943, shit tier typesetting 11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11810214 I wonder what's that red thing on her skirt.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:46:35 No.11810262 File: 857 KB, 1024x768, 2837816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Terrorism with Parsee!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:50:04 No.11810269 File: 511 KB, 900x863, 31917580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11810262 Tourism in Pripyat wit Parsee!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:52:19 No.11810270 File: 264 KB, 600x825, 7796398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11810269 Putting bitches who can't keep their mouths shut in the ground with Parsee!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:54:19 No.11810275
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Is Parsee really all that jealous? Isn't her power supposed to be making OTHER people jealous, not herself?

She speaks like an overconfident, evil gag character. I always speak her lines in a comedic and over-the-top evil voice.
>Parsee "FOOLISH HUMAN, YOU DARE LOOK DOWN UPON MY FRIGHTENING POWERS? THAT OF A YOUKAI OF FEAR THAT SHOULD BE SEALED AWAY?"
>Suika "Just ignore this crazy bitch and beat her up"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:55:04 No.11810278 >>11810275 >If you were to talk to her directly, she would come off as completely normal - even a bit cheerful - but this masks the jealousy that she's actually feeling, and afterwards she will end up despising you and talking behind your back.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 16:58:49 No.11810283 File: 218 KB, 550x710, 1352001388881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11810278 What a bitch

Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 17:02:05 No.11810293
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>>11810283
My theory is that if you devote yourself completely to her and show her pure love enough then she will return that love and be completely faithful to you in return.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 17:13:51 No.11810330
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>>11810293
This would be a turn off for her.
Her best mate is someone who is already filled with jealousy and malice. She doesn't even need to do anything, she can just sit and feed off of that person's irrational hatred.

That makes me a perfect fit for her, I guess. What's your strongest grudge, /jp/? How would you and Parsee "resolve" it? I would like to spend my days mailing dead animals to this one bitch that fucked me over big time.

Maybe we could rough her up a bit for our honeymoon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 17:16:21 No.11810337 >>11810330 Showering Paru with love doesn't mean you can't be jealous bitches together towards everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 17:23:36 No.11810351 >>11810330 I'm actually trying to be less of a shitty person, but it's hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 17:47:37 No.11810415 >>11810330 She hates everything by nature, a true loner

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 18:17:39 No.11810503 >>11810330 Her status as Hashihime means that she did an act so abhorrent she got fired out of Humanity by the gods. Making her jealous is unwise at best.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 18:22:54 No.11810517 >>11810503 Define abhorrent.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 18:32:40 No.11810534 >>11810517 your face.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 18:34:10 No.11810543

She's pretty ugly looking, looks kinda like a man maybe that Link fellow from what was it? ah legend of Zelda she's probably a knockoff

she won't be in any more games so it's not a problem she was garbage from the day ZUN created her and like most trash she has already served her purpose

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 18:34:55 No.11810542 >>11810534 fug :DDD

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 18:36:25 No.11810547 >>11810517 Sucked over 20 dicks in a day.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 18:40:55 No.11810553 [DELETED]

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>decide to randomly check another board on 4chan
>Come across a thread where a bunch of nerds are creaming over the thought of having sex with an anime character
>I immediately regret my decision

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 18:41:55 No.11810554 >>11810543 You're ugly fool

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 18:57:56 No.11810595 >>11810503 So she was so much of a cunt that a god stepped in and said "Humans may already do some pretty fucked up things, but you fucking take the cake and run with it!"?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 19:02:26 No.11810606 >>11810595 Yes, pretty much. The entire deal must be too grimdark for TV.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 19:05:26 No.11810616 >>11810606 The idea of moving to Gensokyo is becoming less appealing with every passing hour.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 19:12:41 No.11810640
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>>11810616
You think? Yuyuko's is also right there when it comes to shitty lives.

Whatever god that thought that Yuyuko should remain wandering as a ghost for all eternity had the right idea. She must not be allowed to reincarnate. For her own sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 19:14:11 No.11810648 >>11810640 What did she did?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 19:21:11 No.11810675
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>>11810648
She was born with the unfortunate skill to kill any mortal that approached her. This drove her to suicide, but not without taking the evil youkai tree (who lures people to their deaths) she is buried beneath with her first. Her soul is now keeping the damned thing sealed while her spirit, full of unfulfilled regrets, wanders Gensokyo as a hungry ghost.

Yukari apparently knew her from back then.

Go play Perfect Cherry Blossom. All will become clear.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 19:23:26 No.11810683 File: 1016 KB, 1092x1146, 28448065.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is my favorite Parcy image.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 19:25:11 No.11810690 >>11810675 I have no words for this in english. Neither in my native language. Neither in klingon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 19:31:41 No.11810702 >>11810675 She got to be an immortal sloth with an army of ghost servant and basically an elder god as best friend for eternity and if she wanted to come back to life she would basically be the god of death. Could be worse from my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 15, 2014 19:45:11 No.11810732 >>11810690 The real sad thing is you didn't know this. Haven't you beat all the games at the least on hard 1cc?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 16, 2014 04:30:55 No.11811755

>>11810675
And yet she still manged to get over it and move on with her (un)life.
Unlike Parsee.

Heck, youkai brag themselves to be so much superior than humans and yet they act like immature pricks at every opportunity.
I mean, being cheated on is pretty much a daily occurrence in human society, also, the ones supposed to hold age-long grudges are dwarves, not elves.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 16, 2014 10:50:45 No.11812518

>>11811755
That's the thing: Yuyuko remembers not what she was, what she did, or who is buried under Saigyou Ayakashi. It is a reward, seeing how she was unwilling to blame Humanity for her plight. Better to wipe the slate clean than allow her to remember. It is mercy.

Parsee, on the contrary, was punished. She now lives under a freaking bridge in (old) Hell. Whatever kind of shitty disposition she must have to feel jealousy against the damned ,the monsters that live in Hell and whatever mortal that had the great idea to come visit is beyond me.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 16, 2014 10:57:30 No.11812539

>>11812518
>Once, she was the protector, or guardian spirit, of the pit linking the underworld with the overworld. She watched over people to make sure that they could get to the underworld and back to the overworld safely.

>However, as she is extremely jealous, she couldn't stand the people who looked like they were having fun going to and fro. Whenever she saw someone like that, she would hinder their travel somehow.

>Jealousy only begets further jealousy, so as she went mad from her own jealousy, she became able to fan the flames of jealousy in the hearts of others.

mmkay. So she got kicked out of Humanity, given a job as a bridge guardian/troll, and then she got even worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 16, 2014 11:01:30 No.11812549 File: 169 KB, 600x800, web_hashihime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11812539

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 16, 2014 11:19:15 No.11812589 >>11810283 I know, huh? Goddamn Akyuu, slandering youkai she never met like that.

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>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 16, 2014 11:31:47 No.11812616 >>11812539 Somebody call the guy in charge of the dead and send her to a therapy session with Dr. Freud. Him or the closest thing to a youkai phsychotherapist.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 16, 2014 12:19:05 No.11812700 File: 140 KB, 400x346, 1389892787740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11812616 It was probably Yamaxanadu.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 16, 2014 12:44:51 No.11812730 >>11812700 >Yamaxanadu So this is the name of the youkai psychotheraphist? Good to know.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 17, 2014 11:25:51 No.11815101 How will you let Parsee know when you dump her? Will you tell her directly or will you just ignore her?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 17, 2014 11:28:21 No.11815106 File: 1.52 MB, 1845x2700, 1389976088077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11815101 I would never dump my beloved Parsee, but in a hypothetical scenario I would probably tell her directly.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 17, 2014 11:43:37 No.11815121 >>11815101 Probably ignore her. It's not like she would leave the underground just to find out why she's being ignored.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 17, 2014 16:06:53 No.11815692 I really need to have sex with Parsee, guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 17, 2014 16:13:08 No.11815711 File: 395 KB, 666x1000, Parsee485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here is a paru with long hair

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 17, 2014 19:54:40 No.11816100 File: 173 KB, 1012x728, 1389976088077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11815106 Stop shitting up /jp/ with crudely-drawn art work. Thank you. Please delete your post and choose a better picture.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 17, 2014 21:16:44 No.11816236 File: 20 KB, 357x597, Parsee003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11816100 I find that rough sketches can be pleasant to look at.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 17, 2014 21:22:59 No.11816252 File: 188 KB, 650x918, 1390011771357.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11816100 Rude.

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>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 17, 2014 21:36:01 No.11816284 >>11816100 How about counter-shitting with your own art instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 18, 2014 08:54:52 No.11817444 >>11816236 It's not the way it's drawn. It's how grossly disproportionate her thigh and hip are compared to her torso. It's like she's got another person's leg on the side of where her real leg should be.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 19, 2014 07:46:36 No.11819892 File: 626 KB, 2480x3507, CRAZY PARSEE!!!!!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PARSEE IS UBER FUCKING CRAZY AS FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 19, 2014 08:01:06 No.11819907 >>11805079 Parsee's swollen belly carrying your children~ Her tender breasts filled with mommy milk!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 20, 2014 09:32:11 No.11822611 >>11819907 please do not impregnate the paru

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2014 13:11:57 No.11829739 >>11822611 I want to impregnate then dump the paru.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2014 13:13:57 No.11829742 File: 157 KB, 600x364, 1288562510001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11819892 what does uber means

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2014 13:14:27 No.11829743 >>11819892 Fuck off Spargay

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2014 14:07:58 No.11829861 >>11829742 It means "super" i think. It must be german.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2014 14:32:58 No.11829904 >>11829742 >>11829861 It means 'over' nerds.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2014 00:23:30 No.11831414 Am I the only person that gets sad as hell when hearing Parsee's theme without game play? I just feel awful for her.

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