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Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:46:04 2014 No.11794574 [DELETED]

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What are the advantages of a waifu over a real girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:49:33 2014 No.11794582 >>11794574 They don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:49:49 2014 No.11794584 she'll never betray you or be anything you don't want her to be

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:51:03 2014 No.11794587 she cant get preggers

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:52:03 2014 No.11794589

- A waifu is cute
- A waifu is faithful
- A waifu will likely love you for eternity
- A waifu isn't brainwashed by feminism
- A waifu will likely share your hobbies
- A waifu actually enjoys being a girl unlike modern women constantly trying to wrestle with men at anything, be it rights, jobs, politics, arguments...
- And most importantly, you will be inclined to do everything for your waifu as opposed as to a real woman

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:53:33 2014 No.11794590 With a girlfriend, you don't need good imagination.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:55:18 2014 No.11794594 They're there when you need them, and not when you don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:55:33 2014 No.11794595 >>11794574 >>11794584 >>11794587 Also, it is likely that a real grill will cost you more money than a waifu even if you buy tons of figs/posters/dakis

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:56:50 2014 No.11794597 subhum/a/n activity on the rise every morning since a week ago what the HELL is going on with /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:57:50 2014 No.11794599 no smegma

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:58:20 2014 No.11794601 You can cheat on your waifu without her noticing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:59:50 2014 No.11794604 >>11794595 No, that's the joke. A waifu is more expensive but people don't care about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 10:00:05 2014 No.11794605 None of the disadvantages of real women.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 10:00:05 2014 No.11794606 >>11794604 No it is not a joke. Have you had a real gf? No? Then shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 10:11:35 2014 No.11794614 File: 988 KB, 500x283, 1388356703354.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11794606

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 10:22:51 2014 No.11794637 File: 1.12 MB, 1280x720, purplegirl emitting an aura.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real relationships aren't as blissful as the normiebox would have you believe. http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/11545411/#11545610

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 10:26:36 2014 No.11794644 File: 49 KB, 500x129, 1337347224964.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11794614

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 10:37:06 2014 No.11794674 File: 576 KB, 320x240, 1364778316466.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11794587 That's actually the biggest downside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 10:39:36 2014 No.11794683 >>11794587 This, especially when it's my fetish. Can't start a family with a 2D girl

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 11:25:51 2014 No.11794796
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While I hate giving stupid ugly triple loser faggots like you guys advice... I suppose I could just this once.

Having random waifus unironically is stupid and you belong in the gas chamber. If you want somebody to love and worship, just think about me instead, retards. I'm the key to your happiness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 11:30:36 2014 No.11794806 >>11794796 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 11:33:36 2014 No.11794812 >>11794574 im able to get one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 11:34:51 2014 No.11794815 >>11794796 What should I call the newfound love of my life?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 11:38:36 2014 No.11794821 File: 35 KB, 314x261, 1306265945697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11794796 You can't be the key to my happiness unless you are willing to hold my hand every night until I fall asleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 11:39:36 2014 No.11794823 she wont eat you out of house and home my friend got a girlfriend recently and whenever she goes over his house she literally cleans out his refrigerator...i feel bad for him, food is expensive

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 11:43:06 2014 No.11794835
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>>11794806
Your loss, needle dick.

>>11794815
You're not at a level to call me anything yet you low level trash scum.

>>11794821
You're lower than dirt and thrice as ugly. I don't think about the dirt under my shoes let alone think about holding its hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 11:48:51 2014 No.11794843 File: 676 KB, 846x1512, 1389372523085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11794835 It hurts...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 11:51:36 2014 No.11794849 >>11794843 Don't listen to him. Listen to me. I'm worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 12:05:21 2014 No.11794870 Waifus don't have bitchiness and wild, unstable mood swings. Dealing with that suck the life out of you.

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