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It's yours.

>> No.11785846 [DELETED] 
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It's yours.

>> No.11785895 [DELETED] 

>>11785846
this pic makes me so mad

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>>11785846
wut

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>>11785839

Yeah, and this is yours

>> No.11785933

Great! Let's make another one.

>> No.11786065

As if. My heart belongs to only one touhou.

>> No.11786111
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But I already have a wife and 2 kids

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>>11785895
sorry

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>>11786159
why the heck is ryuuko even included

>> No.11786312

>>11786111
well you shouldn't have been unfaithful you asshole

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>>11786309
to annoy people and cause them to reply

>> No.11786314 [DELETED] 

>>11785895
Why?
It's obviously satire.

>> No.11786315

>>11785839
She got my eyes.

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>>11786314
don't satirize ryuuko

>> No.11786338

This happens to be my fetish.

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>>11786316
Ryuko means "dragon child". She satirizes herself.

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Ryuuko is a slut bitchi only good for sex and blowjobs and for taking your anger out on

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>>11786372

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>>11786395
Ryuuko isn't fat.

>> No.11786430 [DELETED] 

I've been watching kill LA kill and I like it and I haven't liked an anime since samurai champloo so I'm pretty sure that means kill LA kill is the best anime to come out in decades

>> No.11786435 [DELETED] 

more like shit le shit

>> No.11786443 [DELETED] 

I got interested for a minute but the synopsis is the dumbest anime shit I've ever read in my life.

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Ryuuko is a blushing slut.

>> No.11786477

>>11785839
But it looks nothing like me

>> No.11786508 [DELETED] 

>>11786313
>>11786159
who the h*ck is that guy with the black jacket and jeans even?

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>>11786508
That's Haze from Anonymous Agony.

After his sister got raped by a pedophile, he decided to start posing as a little girl on the internet and lure pedophiles to his home. After he's done spending a good 20 minutes screaming at them, he then proceed to kill them or have them kill themselves with a pen over promises he will break the second after, then feed their remains to his dogs.

When he's not killing pedophiles, he roams the streets messing with some brown loli and some bitch always going around with a Katana.

>> No.11786787 [DELETED] 

>>11786529
That sounds more justice-y than it does edgy.
Crazy justice, but justice nonetheless

>> No.11789283
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Trust me, it's yours.

>> No.11789286

>>11785914
Yeah, no, fuck off.

>> No.11789287

W-what?
When?
HOW?

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>> No.11789294

>>11789283
haha sure

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>>11785839

>> No.11789303

>>11785839
>>11785914
>>11789283
>>11789292
>>11789302
This is how the children of faceless men look like

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Take responsibility.

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>> No.11789308

>>11789303

This is how the face of men children look like

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It's time you got a job. There's too many of them.

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No, *we* made her.

>> No.11789320

>>11789308
The most recessive genes.

>> No.11789321

>>11785839
What's yours?

>> No.11789326

So 2hus reproduce like the Asari from Mass Effect.
The genetic information of the partner are used to recombine their genes so the result is always a 2hu of the same kind as the mother

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She looks just like her father.

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>>11789311
I would break my back everyday if necessary for my cuties.

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>>11785839
No thanks.

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Not so fast da-ze~.

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I love my daughter so much

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>>11789311
Let's just have more kids and live off of welfare.

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>>11789302

>> No.11789363

But touhous reproduce asexually

>> No.11789375

>>11789346


truly child support is the most disgusting, dysgenic, regressive public policy.

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>>11789375
I disagree. While it is abused in many cases, there is a need for a system to hold a parent accountable if they are financially able to support a child, even if they are not willing to emotionally support it.

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>>11789385


its not that, the problem is when honest hard working youkai taxpayers themselves are footing the bill. if you cant afford a family, you shouldent have one.

it also means youre waifu wouldent feel as conflicted about leaving you over a drop of the hat because uncle sam will be their sugar daddy.

do your part to prevent institutional ntr, vote crown prince for supreme overlord.

>> No.11789418

>>11789375
>>11789385
>>11789407
/pol/ pls go.

>> No.11789421

That feel when you will never live a quiet life raising your children with your waifu.

>> No.11789431

>>11789331
Post the creepy version.

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>>11789407
Ah, my mistake. I didn't realize you were talking about that sort of child support. I agree with you wholeheartedly, but I fear what sort of lives the undeserving children would have without it more than I detest the ones that abuse it.

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>>11789431

>> No.11789457

>>11789421
Who in the hell would want to raise children in this day and age?

They all become little yolo swag 420 blaze it faggots by 13 anyway, don't they?

God I hate kids nowadays.

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>>11789428


well thats what protection, family planning, and slut shaming is for, after all.

>> No.11789462

>>11789457
That's only because they aren't properly raised.

Do your part and prevent that disgusting attitude from arising in today's youth.

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I never see the father in pictures of Yamame and her children.

>> No.11789485

>>11789471
Yamame is a spider. What are female spiders commonly known for doing to their mates in some species?

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>>11789485
...Giving thedm lots of love?

>> No.11789498

>>11789471
Spiders eat their mates

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>>11789493
Sure. Let's go with that.

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It's yours!

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>>11789498
As long as the female is well fed and the male does a bit of foreplay it's rarely an issue.

>> No.11789555

>>11789535
How would you know? Is anon a female spider?

>> No.11789565

>>11789471
Is that thread comming out of...

>> No.11789618

>>11789283
But, who's the father?

>> No.11789635

>>11789618
Jamal.

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>>11789618
could be anyone

>> No.11789891

>>11789327
Post the Okuu one, that makes everyone angry.

>> No.11789900

Clone babies are the fucking worst.

>> No.11789899

>>11789635
B-but I'm a tru/jp/sie who dislikes fat chests!

>> No.11789908

>>11789900
>>>/a/

>> No.11789924 [DELETED] 

>>11789407
If we remove child support, right wingers start complaining about families not producing enough white babies therefore putting us at risk of being overrun by mexicans and muslims and blacks and so on.

If we institute child support, right wingers complain about Jenni-Lynn and Jimbo raising their eight white trash kids off of the public purse.

I don't get it...

>>11789461
Slut shaming doesn't make it go away, it just sweeps it under the rug because people are too afraid to talk about openly for fear of being ganged-up on by a christian mob.

In the end, your daughter is still going to get drunk and have sex with frat boys.

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>>11789891

>> No.11789929

>>11789922
Thanks.

Why'd you stop showing up in the Rumia threads? Just curious...

>> No.11789935

>>11789929
Because I've missed them. I've been busy outside the internet. And before the TruNEET crowd starts up, outside the internet, but inside my house.

>> No.11789934

So many musume-chans... I want to rape them all!

>> No.11789936

>>11789924
>>>/pol/

>> No.11789940

>>11789936
I-I'm sorry. I made a mistake on posting that...

>> No.11789945

>>11789935
They get posted on the 7th of every month (by me)

>>11782901

I'm worried that they're starting to turn into vore threads...

>> No.11789960

>>11789945
I'll be there later, I'm in the middle of Dokapon. But I'll do my best.

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>>11789960
>Dokapon
Hey, do whatever you feel you gotta do man

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>>11789996
No, you don't understand, I'm playing it with my sister. I can't just leave her hanging.

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>>11789998
>my sister
Aw fuck man, you had to go and say somethin like that in a place like this

I was being sincere tho, you do yer thing bud

>> No.11790044

>>11789998
Did you gave her the D?

>> No.11790120

>>11789998
How old is she? Is she cute?

Please give me a picture for reference.

>> No.11790198

>>11790044
No. Sister fantasies are for people without sisters.

>>11790120
30. And I guess so. Although people say we look a lot alike, and I never thought of myself as cute. But she does look super young. Most people think she's younger than me.

>> No.11790214

>>11790198
>30

No. No please stop. I'm sorry to have brought it up. That was unkind of me to mention something so painful for you think about.

>> No.11790231

>>11790214
But I like my sister. She's nice, and shares interests with me. Every time I mention things, people assume the worst. Am I the only one with a good, loving relationship with their siblings?

>> No.11790237

>>11790231
>But I like my sister
>30
>30
>30
>3
>0

I'm sorry for your loss.

>> No.11790260

>>11790231
/jp/ just likes to bully people with a hag fetish, i'm sorry.

>> No.11790262

>>11790231
When you throw the word 'sister' around here, people will automatically assume it's a loli.
Since all sisters are little girls here and they never grow up, so please don't be so thoughtless as to ruin our fantasies

>> No.11790273

It's an unwritten law that a /jp/sie in two years of service and beyond should disown their sisters once they hit the age of 15

>> No.11790288

>>11790262
>>11790273
>>11790260
It doesn't help that she looks 14,15?

>> No.11790312

>>11790262
You should be kind to nee-sans. They were lolis once, too.

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>>11790288

>> No.11790372

>>11790288
pics /b/ro

>> No.11791109

>>11790288
I really wanna fug you're sister.

>> No.11791147

>>11789327
>>11789385
>>11789428
>>11789922
>>11789998
Of all things now i only want to know why my daughter is a nigger.

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>>11791147
Your waifu's into NTR.

>> No.11791650

>>11791636
Me in the middle.

>> No.11791890

>>11791636
If she's into NTR doesn't that mean that SHE get off when i cheat on her?

>> No.11791902

>>11785914
>>11785839

FINALLY AN EXCUSE TO BE ALIVE

>> No.11791933

>>11785839
How can it be mine? I don't even own a cloning machine.

>> No.11792187

>>11789525
>ひよこクラブ

My wife subscribes to that.

>> No.11792371

>>11791933
Yukari kept gapping some of your spilled semen into the wombs of you're touhou.

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>>11792371

I fucked my own touhou.

>> No.11792638

>>11792371
But Yukari is my're touhou.

>> No.11792649

>>11792371
There's a doujin with that.

>> No.11792655

>>11792638
then Ran is the new mother of you're son

>> No.11792691

>>11792371
She must have messed up and taken Futo's own DNA sample because that baby is an exact clone of the mother.

>> No.11796099

>>11789555
Seriously all these studies of insect and arachnids and small animals that eat their mate/young are when they're in cages with no food so they think there isn't going to be any food.

>> No.11796108

>>11792649
Could you kindly point me in its direction?

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