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Happy Rumia day! Please share your love and appreciation for this precious little girl.

>> No.11782907

>>11782901
>00:03
Pathetic.

>> No.11782908
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Oh man I forgot that was coming up aready.

>> No.11782917

i want to cum deep inside little rumia's small gooey loli vagina

i bet its really girly looking and lewd

>> No.11782975
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I want to help little Rumia get dressed for a day out.

>> No.11782983

>>11782975
What color panties would you dress her in?

>> No.11782996

>>11782983
I'm sorry, but that's between me and Rumia.

>> No.11783006
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Out to dinner with Rumia

>> No.11783009
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>> No.11783019

Canon lewdest 2hu

>> No.11783037
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>> No.11783050
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Chocolate donuts time

>> No.11783057

I don't think I could be friends with Rumia. I'm sorry.

>> No.11783087

>>11783057
How come?

>> No.11783107

>>11783087
She eats humans and seems childish and not very smart. I don't know how I could even talk to her without her chomping on me unless I trick her or bring meat with me.

>> No.11783123
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>>11783107
Well, I have never seen her eat someone, so, I don't know what you are so worried about. And, adults and children have fun together all the times.

>> No.11783225
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Rumia got...something nice!

>> No.11783246

>>11783225
Until I know better I will assume that is made out of meat.

>> No.11783450
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>>11783246

>> No.11783529

>>11782901
That's too lewd for my tastes

>> No.11783538
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>> No.11783783

>>11782917
Please do not sexualize little Rumia.

>> No.11783860

>>11783123
I think she's the type who will eat you right on the spot if you walk alone in the night, unless you're a shrine maiden or a magician. Not sure in daylight, though.

She's canon predator.

>> No.11784163

>>11783860
That's why I love her so much, oh so much.

She's Gensokyo's cutest, most innocent predator. Also has best hair of all the Touhous.

>> No.11784245

>>11783860
Would you give yourself over to Rumia?

>> No.11784405

>>11784245
Not him but I would.

My death should be quick and painless, and hopefully my spirit can possess her ribbon and act as a spirit familiar.

>> No.11784416
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>>11784245
If I die then how should I look on her cute face everyday?

It doesn't have to be me who bring smile to Rumia, As long as she's happy I can watch from afar.

>> No.11784486

>>11784416
> I can watch from afar.
Stalking is a crime.

>> No.11784498
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11784498

Where are the belly.

>> No.11784499
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11784499

Rumia wishes you a good night.

>> No.11784535
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The way this guy draws Rumia makes my pedolust flare up something fierce.

>> No.11784594

I'd be ok with letting her bite me and lick the blood.

Thought ripping off flesh is a no-no, blood can "re-grow", muscles and nerves can't.

>> No.11784598
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>>11784594
You mean like this?

>> No.11784599
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Whoa. Last night I dreamed about being eaten by Rumia. It started out as me watching a gif someone drew from a first person perspective, and then I became the subject. It begal like this with me dropping into her mouth and being swallowed. It was all huge and cartoony and surreal inside. It ended when I was about to come out her anus. The author thought that Rumia pooping was too explicit to draw.

>> No.11784605

Rumia is probably the most sexed touhou.
I'd like to put it in her ass.

>> No.11784639

>>11784598
>>11784594
This would still hurt like shit.

>> No.11784645

>>11784535
Thanks, man. I saved that picture for future use.

>> No.11784651

>>11784535
There's that guy named "の紅茶@2日目タ24a" on Pixiv.
I believe you may find some of his pictures interesting.

>> No.11784661

>>11784599
post the gif

>> No.11784666

>>11784661
I can't :(

>> No.11784723
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>>11782996
hi I'm new to /jp/ and is this real life

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>>11784723
hi

>> No.11784751
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>>11784737
that is not my picture

>> No.11784757
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>>11784737
Oh, h-hey. I didn't think you would reply to me, /jp/. are you guys cool?

>> No.11784767

>>11784737
Rumia?

>> No.11784764
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Little Rumia has developed!

>> No.11784774
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumia

>> No.11784780
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Rumia is all fresh and clean

>> No.11784997

>>11784594
I want to have lizard powers. That way, I could detach one of my limbs and give it to Rumia.

She could keep me if she wanted to farm me for arms, legs, or butts.

>> No.11785003

>>11784997
You mean salamander.
Lizard can only regrow their tai-OH! NOW I GET IT!

>> No.11785095

>>11784774
I love this artist. His drawings always make me smile. I particularly like his Chen and a guy playing an accordion.

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>> No.11786647

I had a great Rumia day today. Thanks for your attention everyone.

>> No.11786794
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wha gwan

>> No.11787993
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I want Rumia to teach me about love

>> No.11787998

>>11786503
W-woah spooky.

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>> No.11789288

>>11789208
>>11789217
>>11789222
>>11789231
>>11789238
>>11789244
Translate it you weeaboos

>> No.11789819

>>11789244
That was very touching.

>> No.11789832

>>11789288
Marisa is concerned because Flan hasn't been showing up for class lately, so she goes to ask Alice if she knows where she is, but Alice doesn't know so Marisa gives up and goes home.

>> No.11789997

>>11789819
indeed.
it touched me in a bad way.

>> No.11790057

>>11789288
seconded

>> No.11790061

>>11789222
Rumia so cute

>> No.11791019

>>11789222
Wow, Rumia got pregnant!

>> No.11791150

>>11784639
Still less painful than having chunks of flesh ripped out, and with less long term damage too!

>> No.11791431

Let's get laid in your darkness, my little Rumia.

>> No.11791463
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>> No.11792818

>>11791431
Do not proposition little Rumia for sex!

>> No.11792906
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11792906

IM☆PREG☆NATE

>> No.11793021
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>>11792906
N..no...

>> No.11793046
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>>11792906
Inconceivable!

>> No.11793250
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>>11791431

>> No.11793264

>>11793250
You are welcome little miss misplaced comma.

>> No.11793622

if rumia is going to eat me, i'll slap her to change her attitude of not eating me but instead of loving her

>> No.11793701

>>11793622
The only thing of mine that she will be eating is a baseball bat and by that I mean I am going to swing it into her mouth.

>> No.11793703

>>11793264
That's a valid placement.

>> No.11793794
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>>11793703
Just like my penis in Rumia's butt

>> No.11794334

>>11793794

Thank you anon, that's much better than what I was going to continue with.

>> No.11794389

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB9NGX0VMmQ

:D

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>>11794389
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qBI6ETbgrI

>> No.11794846

>>11793701
brudda you think you can hurt little Rumia you gotta nudder ting comin

>> No.11794852
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>>11794548
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q9geGcGVBk

We Irish now

>> No.11795065
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I always start the Rumia thread feeling pure and protective and then by the end I've gone to the other side.

>> No.11795070
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>>11795065
yeah, i want to put it in too

>> No.11795087
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>>11782908
>I forgot that was coming up already

You forgot...

>> No.11795124

>>11786794
>wha gwan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LpLmErJqdI

>> No.11795148

>>11795124
How rude!

>> No.11795151

>>11795148
You said it, not me.

>> No.11795155
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>> No.11795161

>Another fucking Rumia day
Guys. Seriously.

>> No.11795164

What are Rumia's feet like?

>> No.11795165

>>11795161
Rumia day is every month, you silly person.

>> No.11795207

>>11795164
Tiny. Warm. Wiggly.

>> No.11795217

>>11795164
I want to tickle her feet

>> No.11795223

>>11795207
How would they smell?
>>11795217
Are you bad enough to use your tongue?

>> No.11795224

>>11795155
Rumia is a little girl.

>> No.11795229

>>11795223
Sweaty from being in her cute little shoes all day

>> No.11795227

>>11795224
so is my penis, your point being?

>> No.11795230
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>>11795224
And? I see a little girl.

>> No.11795236

>>11795230
Breasts are disgusting on little girls.

Oppai Rumia is fanon heresy.

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>>11795236
You're worrying me anon

>> No.11795240

>>11795238
I will fight you. Repent!

>> No.11795247

>>11795229
And would it arouse you? Would you use the sweat as lubricant for your chinpo?

>> No.11795251
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>>11795240
Nah.

>> No.11795256

>>11795247
I would just suck on them. My chinpo has other destinations.

>> No.11795259

>>11795256
Would you cum in her pusdy as you sucked on them?

>> No.11795260

Now let's talk purging and extermination. What would be the most effective way to exterminate Rumia?

>> No.11795265

>>11795259
pussy*

>> No.11795286

>>11795260
Go on /k/ and find any image of a pimped out AR-15 or any weapon with a unnecessary (borderline ridicolous) amount of accessory and general tacticool-ness.

Now replace every accessory with seals, magic scrolls, passage from the bible, flask of holy water, various kind of crystals (quartz & co. if you are poor) and blessing rites engraved on the gun.
Then do the same with the bullets

In other words, go the 40K way and turn your gun into a pimping death tool that will make any religious figure focused on defending humanity (like Reimu or Sanae) jizz a whole ocean the moment they see it.

>> No.11795292

>>11795286
The question is, do western religious symbols have any effect of eastern creatures?

>> No.11795301

>>11795292
Maybe.
If that doesn't work grab a Quran, convert yourself to Islam and declare Jihad on the youkai in question.

Jihad is a holy war, youkais are weak to holy things, plus you have a god on your side now so that helps.

>> No.11795300

>>11795259
I most certainly would.

>>11795260
Heavy weaponry. If there's one thing outsiders have against Gensokyo, it's technology. I'm thinking something like an airstrike.

>> No.11795303

>>11795300
An airstrike just for a low tier youkai?

>> No.11795305

>>11795300
>>11795286
>>11795260
Yukari was a generalissimo of the youkai forces that invaded the moon. I think she knows a few things about the petty weaponry that any human aggressors might employ.

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>>11795303
Because there's no kill like overkill. Gotta play it safe.

>> No.11795311

>>11795286
Hey now if I know my gods and the like from old folk customs, sanae may be able to wet up a river, but that's be pushing it for someone who only has distant relations with a real god.

>> No.11795328

>>11795311
Gensokyo is the land of illusion, gods literally walk in there and have a chat with each other daily.

Now think about this, two of the gods in there don't have a very large following as far as absolute numbers go.

Now on the other side we have millions of people (some even true to god fanatics) that believe in some kind of god.

A single one of them in Gensokyo might possibily act as a catalyst to have their god manifest wether is YHW or Allah or a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

AND FUCK YOU MOOT! DOUBLE CAPCHAS AGAIN?

>> No.11795337

>>11795328
Now informative as that may be, what I'm saying is you need the vagina of an actual god to create a honest to goodness old fashion home style river.

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>>11795328
I'm getting these captchas everywhere, so Google must be on maximum bot alert level or something.

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>>11795347
It's to the point where I can hardly even post. Each one takes at least ten tries before they get through.

>> No.11795372

>>11795365
Maybe this is moot's way of saying 4chan passes are on sale for the holidays give me your money, give it, right now.

>> No.11795384

>>11795347
That's weird, I'm getting the normal captchas.

>> No.11795386

I love Rumia! How do I show it

>> No.11795389

>>11795386
Facial tattoo.

>> No.11795523
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>> No.11795548

>>11795386
Tattoo her official sigil somewhere on your body

>> No.11795551
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>>11795347
>>11795523
Those feet

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>>11795551

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>>11795566
More...

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>>11789288
I don't know any moonrunes but I get the general theme.

Pg1: Rumia asks if it's okay to eat the faceless male, faceless male argues that he'll die if he's killed.
Pg2: Post-coitus talks, can't figure out more than that.
Pg3: Rumia is having pregnancy mood swings, likely makes a half-hearted threat that she'll eat the baby, faceless male does his best to appease her.
Pg4: First child of the pair running around, faceless male implies that he would like to make more children with Rumia.
Pg5: 2 more children get. Rumia is happy about being a mother now.
Pg6: Rumia now mentions that the relatively short time (for a youkai) she spent with the faceless male has been the best years of her life. Fin.

>> No.11795686

>>11795656
my god, you have eyes.

>> No.11795709

>>11784598
i was at a day care once when i was little and there was a girl there who i swear looks like her without the red eyes who tore a chunk out of my shoulder once when i got on the wing before her. I mean i could see the bone FFS.

>> No.11795712

>>11795709
That's kinda frightening...

>> No.11795724

>>11795709
Did you then make out with her bloodstained mouth and tongue?

>> No.11795733

>>11795724
That's hot dude

>> No.11795743

>>11795656
1. "grargh i eat u!" "wait no i can make more humans for you to eat!" "ok"
2. "huff was the sex necessary to make more humans i don't think it's worth it man" "dude making people is hard yo" "wtf"
3. "oi get born already ye piss or i murder everyone" "no pls w8" "ok but i'm huge and pissed" "stfu whining is bad for the kid"
4. "can i eat it now" "no still small wait for bigger" "ok but let's make more now" "lol u like sex??" "no i want more eats"
5. "ok their ripe, u can eat now" "fug no ate too many cheetos" "lol"
6. "cheeky cunt u knew it were gonna be like that aye" "fuk u i was just saving me butt" "yeah rite" "rite.. *deds*"

>> No.11795747

>>11795743
seems pretty legit

>> No.11795751

>>11795743
Thnx CGRascal

>> No.11795752

>>11789208
That was quite amazing.
However, it must be unsettling living your entire life with an eternal lolita threatening to eat you and your children. Imagine how every morning, day and evening you'll have to argue with her that they are not ready yet.

>> No.11796567 [DELETED] 

>>11784599
The fact that Rumia's got a butt is just mindblowing and humiliating.

Why do children's butt cheeks look so meaty and healthy and rosy and soft.

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>>11796567
Rumia has a butt and there's nothing she can do about it.

>> No.11796631

>>11796567
>Why do children's butt cheeks look so meaty and healthy and rosy and soft.

Nice try, inspector.

>> No.11796716

>>11795548
S-should I actually do this?! Everyone on 4chan tells me that tattoos are normie things, but if I love little Rumia, it should be okay, right?

But I'm afraid of what the tattoo artist would say, since I'm a bad liar...

>> No.11796731

>>11796716
GET IT ON YOUR FACE

>> No.11796757

>>11796716
just don't get it anywhere a normie might

maybe between your butt cheeks as a salute to Rumia's rosy rear

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>>11796716
If you love Rumia, hold it in your heart, not on your skin.

>> No.11796765

>>11796716
Don't do it!
If you feel like you want something that bad, just print a high quality image or draw one yourself and frame it so you see it every morning when you wake up.

>> No.11796773

>>11796760
If you love Rumia, you'll let her hold you. In her stomach.

>> No.11796781

>>11796773
I have been there. Have you?

>> No.11796832

>>11795751
>Thnx CGRascal
I feel a little bad for laughing at that.

>> No.11796878

>>11796773
I love her so much I'll let her hold me with her cervix!

>> No.11797772

>>11796716
Get all muscly and zyzz like.
Then get a tattoo.
As i've seen it, you have to be at least slightly fit to have a tattoo, once you're a musclehead, it's almost necessary to get one.

>> No.11797776

This is the best thread on /jp/. Just saying.

>> No.11797785

>>11795286
Russians already do that, there was this pic of an orthodox priest blessing slavic rifles in preparation to war, i can't upload it because my connection is shit, but if you know what i'm talking about pls do.

>> No.11797847
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>>11797785
Here it is.

>> No.11797935

>>11797847
The best part is that because those are AKs, you can use as much water as you want and they will still work.

>> No.11798226
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>>11796731
B-but I don't have the right kind of criminal record to make that kind of tattoo seem appropriate! I'd never join a gang or tell motherfuckers to get up against the wall, even if they are motherfuckers

>>11796757
I'd rather get it somewhere where I could look at it without difficulty, while still concealing it from everyone in the world

>>11796760
This is a sigil, though. If I scar myself with her mark, I declare my permanent allegiance to her. Mark of the beast and all that, but with a cute little girl instead of Emperor Nero. I do hold her in my heart though, this is more of an oath

>>11796765
I already do this!
But just printing out a picture of my precious Rumia off of the public Lexmark has always seemed to me to be a cop-out...it doesn't even have a colour option

>>11797772
Wait...so you're saying that the tattoo is just a formality?
I think I understand...if I truly want to live my life for little Rumia, and if I want to show how much I live her...I should git gud and eat my quaker oats every day?
I not a /fit/izen though. I thought they never came to such a board as /jp/ to wallow amongst us disgusting street NEETs

>> No.11799600
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Can we continue sexualizing Rumia?

>> No.11799603

>>11799600
Can I sexualize the idea of purging her?

>> No.11799638
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>>11799603
I want to cut you

>> No.11799640

>>11799638
I'm sexualizing the idea of hurting her. Doesn't that count?

>> No.11799661
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>>11799640
remove human from premises

>> No.11799726
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>> No.11799811

>>11799726
I just.. want to look..

>> No.11799978

>>11795307
not only that, we should hire ace pilots to make more advantage

side note: dat pic is ace combat

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>> No.11801531

>>11801122
Do not bully

>> No.11801820
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>>11799978
Rumia is an ace fighter pilot!

>> No.11801944
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11801944

I want to put it in

>> No.11801960

>>11801944
Her feet look chubby.

>> No.11801962

>>11801944
what do you mean? Put what in where?

>> No.11802042
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11802042

Rumia wants to do fun things

>> No.11802055

>>11802042
FANBOOK

>> No.11802427
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>>11802042
I want that booty

>> No.11802452

>>11802427
No booty beats Sakuya's or Flan's.

>> No.11802756
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>>11801820
oh yeah? lemme fight her dogfighting

and this is my plane

>> No.11802758

>>11802756
a railgun mounted on the top

>> No.11802773

>>11801820
oh nice you got AC 5, awwww man its one of the best gamez

>> No.11802777 [SPOILER] 
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>>11801962
Put food in her, somewhere!

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>>11802777
Only worksafe pictures of Rumia eating burgers please.

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>>11803333
Someday, in another life, me and Rumia will be able to spend countless days hunting down people and dragging them back to our pig farm to grind up into lean ground beef for burgers...it would be the simple life with me and my precious daughter...

>> No.11803376

>>11803346
>hunting down people and dragging them back to our pig farm to grind up into lean ground beef for burgers

Reported to the FBI.

>> No.11803377

>>11803346
>dragging them back to our pig farm
Yeah, because you will both be noodle armed weaklings. I bet you don't even lift corpses.

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>>11803376
pls no bully

>>11803377
Do not worry, I am eating my oats and doing my squats for Rumia.
Besides, I can start with children and move my way up gradually, so I won't be always overexerting myself and tearing muscles.

>> No.11803400

>>11783006
Tfw the bitch already stealin off a nigga Plate
I gotta pay for your food and my own and i cant even eat it
What the fuk?!

>> No.11803398

>>11803376
>Reported to the FBI.
Since when has /jp/ been this infested with neurotypicals?

>> No.11803402

>>11803400
I'm pretty sure she's giving you her vegetables.

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>>11803400
Either you play da game or you get played like a bitch

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>> No.11804423

Does anyone have a high res image of Rumia's sigil (from Marisa's Grimoire)

I-I'm asking for a friend...

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>>11804423

Doesn't touhouwiki.net have the sigils in their GoM article?

I'd scan it, but I am shit at scanning

>> No.11804848

>>11804438
They do, but I'm looking for something larger than what they have. Unless the GoM sigils themselves aren't terribly big.

>> No.11804880

>>11804848

they aren't really, your best be to be honest would be to get someone to vector it, all I could give is a scan at a higher resolution, which I can't guarantee would make it better.

>> No.11805173

>>11804880
Oh, okay...

Thanks anyways.

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>>11805173
This is what I got at 600dpi, not much bigger than what you see on the wiki.

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>>11805224
This is good enough for my friend (who is definitely someone other than me) to use, thanks.

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>>11805356

I'm pretty sure there's probably some scan that had it at a similar res, but its easier to do that.

Have fun with that powerlevel hiding.

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>>11805405
For reference, this is what is on the wiki(s). I don't have to squint to make out the details with this new scan.

Also, that picture is from OST...? I haven't touched the fanbooks in a dog's age

>> No.11805429

>>11805224
>11805224
>vectoring this
Not happening.

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>>11805405
>Have fun with that powerlevel hiding.
I don't get why some people are so anal about power levels and the hiding thereof. I mean, I understand that being totally OTACOOL(tm) and shoving your niche interests down everyone's throat is objectively objectionable behaviour.
But I don't feel that this should be overextended to the point where we must conceal our interests as if we were hiding them from the NKVD.

>> No.11805431

>>11805356
Who the hell is that?

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>>11805427
Its from chapter 12 of OSP that I colored on a whim.

>>11805430
My statement was intended to be innocuous, I'm actually quite fond of not-quite-obvious references

>> No.11805444

>>11805430
Who in the blue hell is Danny Choo? I've seen the name around before but I have no idea who he is supposed to be.

>> No.11805445

>>11805431
松崎しげる

>> No.11805446

>>11805445
ありがとう。

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>>11805438
>My statement was intended
Please remember that this is /jp/, whereverything is serious, fun is never allowed, and autism reigns king.

If you think that nuance and reasonable, enjoyable discourse belongs here, you seriously need to find an exit!

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NSFW
Would you let her eat you? In more ways than one.

>> No.11805472

>>11805469
If I saw that I would place a cardboard box over her.

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>>11805469

>> No.11805517

>>11805469
What is the picture? I can't see.

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>>11805468

I have been in worse company on /jp/ than the current population. Just explaining.

>> No.11806860

>>11805556
Rumia looks better in a black yukata...or a miko outfit! Red is Flan's shtick

>> No.11806909

>>11782901
Why does she hold her hands out all the time? Does she think she's jeebus or something

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>>11806909
She has retard arms like Yoshika.

>> No.11806940

>>11806918
This is a bully-free zone. Vacate the premises.

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>>11795124
>>11795148
Rumia is a rude girl.

>>11806909
Not necessarily, she only said that the saint was crucified on the cross. Jesus was the first to be crucified, but other saints were punished the same way by the Romans.

>> No.11807671

>>11807473
>Jesus was the first to be crucified
uh no

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>>11807473

>> No.11808011

>>11807983
Nice

>> No.11808036

>>11807473
I'd like to nail Rumia to a cross. There aren't pictures of that by any chance are there?

>> No.11808052

>>11807671
yeah, this. the romans crucified many many people. both before and after jesus.

>> No.11808064

>>11808036
I want to see this.

>> No.11808070

>>11807983
>Koishi Komeiji's Heart-Throbbing Adventure Part 9

>> No.11808094

>>11808036
pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=ルーミア+磔

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Courtesy of some anon.

>> No.11808285

>>11807671
I think he meant to say that Jesus was the first saint to be crucified, not the first person.

>> No.11808298

>>11808285
He isn't really a saint. But that guy's core point is basically right in that Jesus is the first in the Christian canon to be crucified.

It's fairly likely, however, that the saint that Rumia refers to is Jesus. Unless she's a hardened catholic.

>> No.11809251

>>11808150
What is little Rumia doing in this picture? Is she smiling, yelling, crying?

>> No.11809254

>>11809251
She's asking you to hit her in the mouth with a chair.

>> No.11809257

>>11809254
Rumia is not a masochist!...I think.

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>>11808070
>Commander proREMIRIAt's Never-Updating Satori Story

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>>11809275
The world was blessed when that train wreck went on an indefinite hiatus.
Knock on wood that it says that way.

>>11806860
Rumia makes an excellent shrine maiden!

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>>11809802
Please give this precious little girl all your praise.

Consider offering your toes as an additional offering.

>> No.11809818

>>11809806
Only if she offers me her's if you know what I'm sayin'.

>> No.11809850

>>11809806
The only thing I will offer her is a metal pipe to the face.

>> No.11809864

>>11809850
I get it, metal pipe

>> No.11809867

I would penetrate Rumia's darkness

>> No.11809877

This is the second-best thread on /jp/, after Rika Nipah.

>> No.11809881

>>11809877
Thank you for posting.

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>>11809850
Harming little girls is reprehensible.

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Why won't you get in already?

>> No.11810466

>>11810445
It has to do with something about the whole concept of "dying" and "being maimed" that most humans really don't like.

Also, your hair is the wrong color.

>> No.11810473

>>11810445
If only I could...

>> No.11810499

>>11810466
Her amulet is supposed to have a white fringe, not a white stripe.

She wears a red cravat adorned with two red beads around the tie.

6/10, please try harder.

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>>11810499
I am truly sorry.

>> No.11810674

>>11810514
Perfection.

>> No.11811101

Rumia likes eating old men!

>> No.11811538

>>11811101
I want to grow old!

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>>11811101
That's my lucky day!

>> No.11811821

I want to rest on her round belly while listening to her breathing.

>> No.11812536
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Dating Rumia!

>> No.11812559

>>11812536
I would ask her why she's eating the side without chocolate first. Come on, buddy, eat it the right one.

>> No.11812804

>>11812536
I want to go to a cafe with Rumia.

>> No.11813058
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OM NOM NOM NOM

>> No.11813080

>>11812559
That end is for you, dummy.

>> No.11813098

>>11813058
Bad Rumia! Bad!
>>11813080
Oh my god that is adorable.

>> No.11813126

>>11813058
Good, now when gutting a deer or a hog not even the guts go to waste.

Perfect hunting companion.

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11813489

Hey, who do you think you're eating?

>> No.11813496

>>11812536
I wouldn't know if I should ignore her there since public displays of affection isn't my style.

>> No.11813505

>>11812536
Am I sitting on the floor? Am I her pet dog?

>> No.11813672

Have any of you ever touched Rumia's rosy rear?

>> No.11813686

>>11813672
Kinda difficult that anyone that managed to do so has the time and the equipment required to answer your question

>> No.11813700
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11813700

Serious question.
Imagine Rumia in a situation similar to Kissshots in Kizumonogataris beginning. We all know she's not a vampire, just a situation alike.
Would you offer yourself as lifesaving food?
Be honest please.

I wouldn't. I don't want to get eaten.

>> No.11813717

>>11813700
But you would come out of her anus.

>> No.11813742

>>11813700
if I got eaten, then how could I continue loving her?

>> No.11813765

>>11813700
I'd offer some blood only.

>> No.11813766

>>11813505
No you're worshipping her feet.

>> No.11813767

>>11813742
It doesn't have to be the whole thing, just a piece or two.

>> No.11813772

>>11813767
What exactly is the situation? Would blood alone not help?

>> No.11813770

>>11813767
oh okay
that sounds fine

>> No.11813777

>>11813700
I'd let her eat all of me if she wants to. My life is worthless without Rumia anyway.

>> No.11813819

>>11813700
Left arm.
Ideally she infects me with something that will turn me into an immortal cannibal loli. That way, we could have excellent adventures across the world, hunting for meals and settling some old scores I have along the way. Would it be appropriate for me to molest my victims? Little Rumia may be innocent and pure but I am a disgusting puerile being so I guess it would be okay, no?

>> No.11813834

>>11813819
>Ideally she infects me with something that will turn me into an immortal cannibal loli.
If only.

>> No.11813842

>>11813819
>>11813834
That would be a great setting for a manga or doujinshi.
Someone should do that.

>> No.11813849

>>11813842
Fuck doujinshi. It'd be a great thing to happen to me.

>> No.11814991

>>11814987
Not with that attitude she ain't.

>> No.11814987

>>11813849
Rumia isn't real

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>>11814987
I believe

>> No.11815044

>>11815038
Me too. I want something tangible to purge.

>> No.11815059

>>11815038
One day anon, one day.

>> No.11815117

>>11815044
You're rather tangible, anon.

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>>11813058
I would let Rumia eat me.

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>>11815044
Go back to your Warhammer roleplay club

>> No.11815945

>>11815924
Translation?

>> No.11815983

>>11815945
Big woman child ki

>> No.11816010

>>11815038
I want to travel to the hidden world with Rumia.

>> No.11820561 [DELETED] 

:^)

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>> No.11820778

>>11820584
Translate it weebs

>> No.11820839

>>11820778
"You're now walking on Hakurei Shrine premises. You came to pay homage, right? Don't you know it's proper to bring offerings? If you don't make an offering, you'll be struck with divine punishment and die. You'll die as a punishment. You'll die soon. You'll die tomorrow. You'll die today. You'll die immediately."

Disclaimer: I don't speak Japanese, I only did this for practice. I'm now exactly the kind of person who did all the translations that I was reading before I started doing my reps. Let that be a lesson and motivation to you to start doing your reps too.

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>>11820839
Many thanks.

>> No.11821060

>>11820839
Forgive me, but what is a rep? Thank you too.

>> No.11821158

>>11820584
>>11820839
Reimu is a bully! I do not approve of her behaviour.

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>>11821060
A rep, named as an analogy to weight-training reps, is a daily dose of memory training on a Spaced Repetition Software, such as Mnemosyne or the vastly inferior (yet strangely popular on /jp/) Anki. SRS itself is an efficient rote learning technique perfect for language acquisition.

>> No.11823755

I look forward to February...

>> No.11825700 [DELETED] 

:^)

>> No.11827503

>>11782907
shut up nerd

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>>11827503
I'll fight you irl

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